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- Incorrect Quotes -
- Codenames
ENTP: And for now on we’ll be using codenames, you can address me as Eagle One!
ENTP: INTP, Codename, “been there, done that.”
ENTP: INFJ is “currently doing that.”
ENTP: ENTJ, “It happened once in a dream”
ENTP: ESTP, “If I ever picked a dude.”
ENTP: INTJ is…“Eagle Two!”
INTJ: Oh, thank God.
- Inches
INTJ: I hate you with every inch of my body
ENTP:
ENTP: That’s not a lot of inches
- Height
ESTJ: What are you, 5?
ENTP [snorts]: yeah, 5 heads taller than you
ESTJ:
ENTP:
ENTP: I’m sorry please don’t kill me
- Money
INFJ: When I am rich, *points at ENFP* you’re getting therapy *points at INFP* you’re getting therapy *points at ENTP* you’re getting DOUBLE therapy ✨Everyone’s healing✨
- Adult playgrounds
ENFP: WHY AREN’T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS?!
ENFP: like, everything is the same as a kids’ playground but bigger! Why don't we have those?!
ISTJ: Theme parks. Just theme parks.
ENFP: But you have to PAY for theme parks!
ISTJ: That’s the adult part.
- Applebees
ENTP: WELCOME TO F*CKING APPLEBEES DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?
INFP: b-bees???
ENTP: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES
INFP: wait
INTP: *approaching menacingly and shaking a jar of bees*
INFP: WAIT-
- Lemons
ENFJ: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons…
ESFP: Put them in a face mask
ISTP: Use them as a battery
ENTP: Throw them at people
ENTJ: Squirt the juice in life’s eyes. Steal life’s wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold domination over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.
ENFJ: …make lemonade, guys. The answer was to make lemonade.
- Short
ISFJ: You’re violent
ISFP: Yeah, but I’m short so it’s adorable
- Groceries
ENFJ: *is carrying all the groceries*
INFP: *holds out hand to help*
ENFJ: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold INFP’s hand*
INFP: That's not what I-
INFP: *blushes* nevermind.
- Mugs
ENFP: It's a little muggy out today.
INTJ: I swear to god if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you.
ENFP: *sips hot cocoa from a bowl*
- yeet
INTP: I wish we could block people in real life.
INFJ: Restraining order.
ISTP: Murder.
- Insomnia
ESFP: How long does it take you to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
ISFP: I think-
INTP: Seventy-two hours
ISFP: How do you know?
INTP: There’s a clown behind you.
- No re(morse)
ENTP: *Gently taps table*
INTP: *Taps back*
ENTJ: What are they doing?
INTJ: Morse code.
INTP: *Aggressively taps table*
ENTP: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
- Friends
ENFJ: I wish I had a super-tight knit group of friends that I could fight crime with!
ENTP: I wish I had a super-tight knit group of friends that I could commit crime with!
ISFJ: I wish I had a super-tight knit group of friends.
INFP: I wish I had friends…
INTP: I wish I could knit…
- Friends pt 2
INFP: *sighs* I have no friends…
ENFP: A-AhEm??? AND B*TCH WHAT AM I? A ROACH??!
- Cuddle (plz?)
INFP: Sometimes I feel like I don’t fit anywhere
ENFJ: What do you mean?
ENFJ: You fit right into my arms!
INFP: *ugly sobbings and hugs ENFJ tightly*
- Dumbass
ENTP: I’m such an idiot
INFJ:
ENTP:
INFJ:
ENTP:
INFJ: If you’re waiting for me to disagree with you, this is gonna be a long night
-Cute :3
ENFJ: *screams loudly*
ISTP: Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?
ENFJ: I FORGOT TO TELL INFP SHE’S CUTE TODAY!
- Dwayne Johnson
ENTP: Look at this rock.
ENTP: ISTP gave it to me.
ISTP: You dumbass, I threw at you.
ENTP: He’s so sweet
- Date me?
ENTP: Will you date me? Breathe if yes. Recite the Bible in Japanese if no.
ISTP: 初めに神は天と地を創造した (In the beginning, God created heaven and earth)
ENTP: What the…
ISTP: 地球は形がなく、空虚で、深淵に面した闇でした... (The Earth was formless, void, darkness in the face of the deep…)
ENTP: Is that actually the Bible?
ISTP: 神の霊が水面を動かした (The spirit of God made movement upon the face of the water)
ENTP: You stopped breathing too?!
ISTP: 神は「光あれ！」と言われました。(God then said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!")
ENTP: I would have preferred you just beat me up and call me gay.