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Yuu knew he wasn't the brightest of the bunch. Everyone did. Mika did. The Shinoa squad did. That one person who he called a 'Poo-poo head' did. The child he scammed on roblox would probably grow up to think that he was, in fact, an idiot .
Sadly, his surprising lack of knowledge about Mika's newfound biology made the vampire want to smash his head against a wall.
It was time for Mika's weekly (although Yuu begged for daily) feeding. Yuu hopped down the hall, ready to give up his life force for his favorite vampire. He swung Mika's door open, with a goofy grin on his face.
"My bloods all sweet and spicy for you! Come get it!" Yuu exclaimed, unbuttoning his shirt.
The vampire was simply laying down while reading a book. But of course, his obnoxious best friend always remembered when he had to feed. And it was true. The flames bubbling in his throat were unbearable.
"Not even a knock?" Mika sighed, placing his book down.
Yuu started to crawl on Mika's bed, towards the older male. "You want it from my neck, right?" The blonde man hummed in response, embarrassed.
While Yuu was on top of Mika, the vampire leaned into the tanned, rough skin. Sinking his fangs right through. Yuu's fresh blood sedates the burn in his throat.
After the vampire gets his fill, he retracts his fangs, reluctantly. "Are you sure you're full?"
"Yes."
"If you say so,"
Yuu looked around bashfully, before finally speaking his mind, "So.. I've been wondering," Mika tilted his head, "What does drinking my blood feel like?"
Mika felt his words get stuck in his throat. "That's a difficult question to answer, Yuu-chan,"
"But I guess it just feels like I was drinking water? But its flavour is completely different."
"Damn, it must be great to have teeth that work like McDonald's straws. Actually no, McDonald's straws are shit," Mika felt his mind go blurry as Yuu kept ranting about straws, what was he talking about?
"Wish I had teeth that just sucked up my drink, although I guess using my throat is fine–" Yuu was cut off.
"You think my fangs work like straws?"
"What else would they do?"
…
Mika pushed Yuu off of him and got up, heading towards the door. "Mika, Mika wait!!"
Yuu fell off of the bed in an attempt to chase Mika. Sadly, the vampire was long gone.
Yuu was stuck wondering what he did wrong.
While Mika was walking down the hallway, he couldn't help but chuckle. His crush certainly wasn't the brightest, but he loves him anyway.