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It was another day on patrol for Peter. He was on his was back to the Avengers tower. He was heading back earlier then usual. When he arrived he was greeted with Friday.
"Hello Mr.Parker. I am afraid to inform you that Boss is in a meeting. It should end in about an hour. He would like me to let you know that you are allowed to go down to the lab and start working on your web fluid or any other thing you would like to get to tinkering on,"
Peter just sighed, "Thanks Fri!" Peter said with a hint of disappointment. He figured he could go down and work on his suit. He then made his way down to the lab setting his suit down on the table and inputting his code to access the hologram of the suit.
After about 30 minutes of tinkering he starts singing. Yet, someone entered the lab while he was singing. "Lay me down tonight." He sung in a medium pitch while slowly singing higher with the tune of the song. "Lay me by your side. Lay me down, Tonight." He then took in a deep breath for the high note. "Lay me. BY. YOUR. SIDE!" He hit the high note, taking in a breath then finishing the song. "Can I lay by your side?" Then the music stopped and he heard clapping. He turned around to see Tony standing there with Director Fury next to him with an impressed expression on his face. Peter turned bright red. "M-Mister S-Stark-" Peter started stuttering closing down the hologram of his web shooters he was redesigning. "I t-thought you were i-in a meeting?-" He kept stuttering.
Tony just plopped a smirk on his face, "I was, Snapoing Turtle here wants to talk to you. But, it seems we interrupted you," Tony said, with a growing smirk on his face. Fury gave a nod of his head, "And I must say, you have an incredible voice there kid. It's a shame you wont accept my offer to join shield," Fury gave him a wink and Peter gave him a subtle sign saying he has information. "W-Well Mr.Fury I would b-but my home is here," With that Peter pulled up the hologram of the web shooters and the S.H.I.E.L.D helicarrier. "By the way, you might wanna restart your whole system Director. It seems that all of your aircrafts are offline and your files are erasing themselves," Peter said, with a growing smirk on his face while tinkering with the web shooters.
Fury cursed, "You are corrupting the boy Stark," Fury said with an annoyed tone. Then he left, as soon as he left Tony burst out laughing so hard that it brought 4 people into the lab to see where the hyena is. The four people happened to be Natasha, Clint, Steve, and Bucky. All they saw was Peter tinkering while Tony was rolling in the floor impersonating an hyena.
"I'm going to ask the obvious question, Why is Tony a hyena?" Clint asked, giving Peter a teasing smirk. Peter decided to act innocent, "I dont know, all I did was suggest that Mr.Fury should check on the Helicarrier data base, because it seems that the whole carrier was offline. Also it I dont think his files should be erasing themselfs," After Peter finished talking Clint was acting like a hyena along with Tony.
Steve gave Peter a 'I know you did this' look that caused Peter to giggle. Natasha then looked at Tiny, "Why do you keep messing with S.H.I.E.L.D Tiny?" She asked with an annoyed tone.
Then Friday spoke, "Miss.Romanoff I regret to inform you that Peter is the culprit to that crime. He got bored and told me to play Lay Me Down by Sam Smith. It tends to be his hacking music, so that is one of the ways you would know he was the one who did this. It also doesn't help that he asked me to give him full access to Bosses computer. Which I have a recording of him hacking into S.H.I.E.L.D within 10 minutes making this whole situation happen. Does this help you out Miss.Romanoff?"
After the AI finished there explanation Buck had now joined the hyena club while Natasha was giving Peter a 'I thought we talked about this' look. Steve then smirked, "Wait- Peter you were listening to Sam Smith?" He asked, a mischievous smile on his face. Peter immediately destroyed all evidence that Friday had of him singing and then shook his head, "I have no clue what you mean," Then Tony spoke up from the floor. "He was singing too, hit the high note and everything." At this point Peter was bright red and he finished the tinkering on his web shooters. "You know nothing Mr.Stark, I have no clue what you talking about." Peter said in a calm tone.
What only two people noticed was that Peter slipped on his newly upgraded webshooters on. Then Tony spoke again, "I have it recorded and what are you gonna do. Your just an innocent cinnamon roll," as those words left his mouth Clint immediately stopped laughing jumping to his feet. "You're so fucked Tony-" Clint and Natasha said at the same time. Then they ran for the exit, "Steve come get up if he tries to kill anyone-" Clint shouted as they disappeared.
Peter then pulled out a pair of sunglasses and put them on. He then tapped the side and it connected him with Fury. "Yo, Fury. Their gonna know by the end of this. I'm about to kill Stark- " Peter said, then a voice comes from his glasses in the voice of Fury. "Fine kid, Tony's the only one who doesn't know anyway. Dont hurt him so bad, by the way I lifted the restrictions on the glasses. Have fun Predator," Then he disconnected and looked at the three men staring at him. Tony was the only one who wasn't convinced, "Nice try kid, but you cant prank me that easily." But as soon as he ended that sentence the light shut off in the whole Tower.
"You just had to say that?" Steve said, face palming.
"It cant be that bad-" Tony was cut off by his own scream.
An hour later
Tony was in medbay with a broken arm, a broken phone, multiple bruises, and a bruised ego. Peter was down in the training area using a bow to do some target practice on some pennies. Clint was sat there watching him while warving a new design into another bow.
Peter didnt cause all that damage to Tony, maybe the phone and the ego, but the rest was Tony. He thought running down stairs in the dark to get away from Peter was a good idea. Spoiler, it wasnt.
Peter was now singing again. He was restraining his bow after breaking the thread. This time the song was Electric Love by Børns. When he yet again didnt notice three people enter the training room to check on Peter.
He was now onto the final verse of the song preparing for the high note. He, yet again, took in a deep breath and started singing and smirked when he heard Clint joining him in singing, but Clint was singing the bass.
"Baby, you're like lightning in a bottle. I can't let you go now that I got it and all I need is to be struck- By. Your. Electric. LOVE! Baby, your electric love. Baby, your electric," They finished and Heard clapping. They immediately snapped there heads to the tree people clapping.
"So Stark wasn't lying. The kid can sing," Bucky said smirking.
Peter now had three more people to kill, then slid his sunglasses in again. Then all of a sudden the three people were running was with Bucky shouting. "I THOUGHT WE WERE BETTER THEN THIS SHIT! I FUCKING QUIT LET ME LIVE!"
This left Clint and Peter laughing. "Who knew my little brother would be a badass?" Clint said, proudly. Peter just laughed harder. "Might was check on big sister Nat, I think shes terrified," Peter added. Then Clint git up sprinting saying. "Your right-"
They learnt an important lesson that day. If Peter was pissed and wearing that pair of sunglasses run and pray he doesnt find you.