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1. Best Chimis this side of the Salt Flats! by MarvelouslyMadMM

   Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Mad Max Series (Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   30 Jun 2015

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Deadpool and Furiosa
   • Deadpool
   • Wade Wilson
   • Furiosa (Mad Max)
   • Immortan Joe
   • War Boy(s) (Mad Max)
   • Comic Book Violence
   • Violence
   • Disjointed
   • Stream of Consciousness
   • Deadpool Thought Boxes
   • Rated for Deadpool's Language
   • Chimichangas
   • Deadpool as a Father Figure
   • Crack
   • that isn't crack
   • damaged people
   • Doing Dangerous Things

   Summary

   Deadpool is damned hard to kill.
   It's a blessing and a curse. A few years after the bombs wiped the US from history, taking the world and the water with it, Wade Wilson is spending his days puttering around in a beat up food truck.

   He tells himself stories, and pretends that every person he meets is a customer, because Chimis make the world a better place. And the bad customers do break the tedium and boredom.

   He offers the best Chimichangas outside of San Antonio, at the price of a bullet a chimi. He never expected to settle in- but he eventually winds up sticking around the Citadel, and his furious little Furiosa.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,624

   Chapters:

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