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"Uh, hi" sole survivor waved awkwardly towards some raiders, one of them looked up "fuck you want?" She leaned back in the dirty red sofa, he gestured around himself "I built all of this"
"Well congratulations"
"No, I mean, this is my property"
"Where's the proof?" She laughed, a few of her friends cocked their guns, but sole survivor ignored the threat.
"Well, first of all-" he pointed at a sign that read 'radio Preston if any issues', "that's-"
One of the raider guys stood up, kicked some rocks to the side, "listen, we dont care if you're the king of Narnia-"
"Is there a king in Narnia? I mean, I'll gladly take the throne" He chuckled, "I just have to get further into the closet" he gave them a cocky grin.
"We're not moving, but you better be before we fill you up with lead."
He went back to the road, a man walked up to him, coming from nowhere "what's up, boss?" Gage looked at the low level raiders, he directed his attention to the sole survivor.
"They stole my settlement" he pouted, "I made this for the settlers, so trade can flow" he dramatically sighed, "let's go, Gage" he started to walk the other way, Gage just stood there.
"Uh, boss?"
"Yeah?" He looked back, Gage looked at him confused, "what is it?"
The raider gestured to the gang, "are you gonna watch my back, or is this one of those 'damsel in distress' things you do?"
"I will gladly watch your back" sole survivor winked.
Gage frowned and turned his body towards the raiders who's now given them their attention, guns out and all.
They make an efficient team, few shots, and they were down, the woman had a bullet in her knee, sole survivor put the gun to her temple, she looked at him in fear, he smirked "don't you know it's bad to steal?" And a shot echoed.
Gage chuckled, "isn't that what we're doing?"
"It's even worse for raiders to steal from better and cooler raiders"
"Whatever you say, boss." Gage smiled.