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Yakob, I assume you want to hear about the Peculiar children again? No? Well too bad. Once upon a time there was a peregrine bird. Except she was not a bird. She was a human that could turn into a bird. She was part of a subspecies of human called peculiars. She could bend time and turn into a bird. She ran an orphanage with peculiar children There was a particular necromancer named Enoch and he was moody as hell. He came from a family of undertakers. The irony is strong. There was a dreamer named Horace, who had dreams of the future. And an invisible boy named Millard who was, well, invisible! And a girl called Emma who could make fire and hold it with her bare hands. And Emma was super hot. Like she was as hot as her fire hands.
Millard was a creep. He’d follow us around and he probably watched Emma and I make out a few times. Ew.
And this kid, Hugh, had bees living inside of him. He had a thing for this girl who could make plants grow and other shit. I think that that bitches name was Fiona? She never talked because I bet she thought she was better than the rest of us. Her hair was a damn rats nest. And Hugh loved her for some reason. I never got that boy. Him and his stupid goggles. He always wore this one pair of tacky ass goggles.
And don't even get me started on Olive. That little girl had no damn brain I fucking swear she was so stupid oh my bird. She was lighter than air because she had no damn brain.
AND ENOCH. THAT LITTLE MOODY SNITCH. He told the bird that Emma and I were a thing. I beat him up later that day but him and his stupid dolls would follow us around ALL THE TIME.
And Horace and his shitty nightmares. He'd wake up in the middle of the damn night and wake me to help calm his little ass down. Bitch, I ain't your fucking slave. I never got a full night if sleep at that God forsaken home.
And Bronwyn was so damn sensitive. Her brother was no better. They were like human bulls! They were hella strong but holy shit. They were almost as bad as Olive! Bronwyn called the little girls “maudpie” and I wanted to tell her to shut it, but if I did her brother would beat me up and she’d cry.
I still can't get over this girl Claire. SHE HAD A MOUTH ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD. WHAT THE HELL? One time she but me with it! Like listen here you Lil shit don't fucking bite me with that damn it. That hurt like a fucker.
I loved the fuck out of Emma but damn was she angry. One time I went through her dresser and she got mad at me! I'm sorry, but I thought we were dating! God she was a bitch sometimes. That's why I left her ass.
I’m happy that I left that hellhole. Everyone thought that I was leaving to fight. Bitch nah I hated everyone there.
Well thats enough for one night, Yakob. Sleep well, ya lil shit.