[Podfic] The von Karma Guide to Whipping Your Brother Into Shape

Franziska is forced to take a vacation and takes it out on everyone else, with special attention to her brother's carefully crafted daily routine. As it turns out, the only thing standing between Miles Edgeworth and... unnecessary feelings toward certain defense attorneys is his morning cup of tea, his pride, and the fact that Franziska von Karma and Maya Fey have never been working on the same side. Unfortunately for him, she has three weeks of mandatory leave and nothing else to do.

Notes:

Inspired by The von Karma Guide to Whipping Your Brother Into Shape by mundanecactus

Mundanecactus, bro, I have to confess to a deep dark secret.... I have read ur fic I just took forever to edit this (with both versions it ended up being over 11 hours of audio...) and wanted it to be a surprise so I pretended I hadn't but I did and it was very fun. I know u said "Ooh u should record yourself reading and reacting for the first time!" as a bit of a joke but I took it seriously and it was a fun way to interact with the story. Both the first read and normal podfic versions are available here.
Readers if u want to read the written work, you can find that here

Work Text:

Image of Franziska and Miles, and title and creators written

The First Read Version:

This is a very special version of the fic reading where I am reading it out loud while reading it for the very first time. That means it comes with some live reactions, occasional commentary/tangents, and is less edited (aka occasional mistakes and mispronunciations) and more meandering than the ‘formal’ reading. If you’ve ever loved a fic and been like “man I wish I could reread this for the first time” then this is the next closest thing — listen to me experiencing it for the first time! If you do not want commentary and reactions in your reading, go ahead and check out the ‘formal’ version later on this page, which I recorded after each first reaction read as I typically would for a podfic.

Full First Read audiobook download: M4B

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Chapter 1: