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After their little date was finished, it was already dark. Feeling a little mischievous Dazai played with his fingers a bit, giving Kunikida lustful eyes while smirking and making small talk.
Even if Kunikida didn't want to have sex with him, it was still nice being with him. Just being with him felt euphoric to Dazai, better than any drug he ever had. It had been such a long time since he felt this way. Every moment with Kunikida was painfully blissful, it almost made him feel human. Like a normal person, with a normal crush.
"Dazai?" Kunikida's voice broke Dazai's thoughts, Kunikida blinked dumbfounded aas to why Dazai was staring with acute loving eyes. Dazai, on the other hand, was too busy admiring every part aof Kunikida.
Even though he was wearing a normal white suit, he still looked pretty. It was mostly the hair, and the new glasses. Kunikida let his hair down for just tonight, it made this night feel specialer than their other dates.
Though, Dazai preferred a quiet place, just the two of them together doing something fun. This was also good. Why? Because Kunikida was too easy to crack today, he would chuckle at Dazai's jokes, it made both of them happy.
Kunikida hated to admit it, but Dazai also looked good without that trenchcoat looking jacket. For once, he was dressed fancy and not a lousy T-Shirt, jacket and baggy pants. It felt somewhat pleasing he managed to convince him to wear something nice for their date at this fancy restaurant.
Dazai was first to stand up, he walked towards Kunikida's chair and reached out his arm, he wanted to leave like that? Kunikida figured why not. This night was going surprisingly well, no criminals, no fires, no getting disturbed at the wrong time.
Instead of calling for a cap, Dazai suggested why not a simple walk in the park under the full moon? It looked romantic, and Kunikida was a real sucker for cliché moments like this.
Dazai and Kunikida spent the entire walk talking about anything under the sun, you could bring up a random topic and Kunikida would make a whole analysis of it, that was one of the things that Dazai loved about his partner.
When it got really late, they went to Kunikida's home. By now, Kunikida had figured out at what Dazai was hinting.
It had been a while since they last had any intercourse, (that's what Kunikida called it) he was beginning to feel as though Dazai didn't want it, at all.
Kunikida had went to the bathroom and when he came back Dazai was laying at his bed, his black coat off on the floor. He was humming with his eyes closed, eagerly waiting for Kunikida.
"Already want to start?" Asked Kunikida.
"I'm not a subtle person, Kunikida."
"I learned that."
Kunikida liked the process to be slow and gentle, Dazai was the opposite.
Kunikida was a bit of an idiot when it came to things like sex. He was too nervous and hesitant to approach and often Dazai and Kunikida wouldn't do it, just sleep awkwardly. Though, in the morning Dazai almost made fun of him.
Dazai noticed that, nothing could escape his eyes when it came to Kunikida. A playful and cheeky grin spread across his pinkish lips, Dazai bit his lips.
"Why so slow? It's not like you're a virgin. You know how this goes, don't you?" Asked Dazai, almost mocking Kunikida's lack of confidence.
"Shut it! Of course I can... I just... Need uhh..."
"Lube?"
"No!"
"Kunikida you're as red as wine, why don't you take a minute to calm down?"
All sorts of probabilities and possibilities flashed before Kunikida's mind, most of them were of awkward and weird situations. This time, Dazai wasn't joking.
I am an adult. I can do this! I've had sex before...
But never with Dazai, even after months of dating. Dazai was so confident and had so much experience, Kunikida didn't want to disappoint him, studies showed that couples who didn't have a fulfilling sex life are more likely to end in ruins. Cheating, lying etcetera.
Kunikida didn't want that, he liked his relationship with Dazai. He liked Dazai. And he didn't want to lose him because he couldn't satisfy him.
As Kunikida approached, he kept that thought. He didn't only want a satisfying night for him, but Dazai, too.
Kunikida's gaze were focused only on Dazai. His world was Dazai. His partner and one and only, Osamu Dazai. He was now face to face with him, letting out soft moans as his face got brighter. Dazai was caressing his face then hair then lips.
Kunikida only continued to kiss him, now more softly, for a moment he opened his eyes to see Dazai before continuing to kiss him, he kissed his cheeks, nose, forehead and eyelids. Anywhere he could find.
Moments passed by, Kunikida was still kissing him when he decided to slowly start taking off his clothes. With a sly smirk Dazai raised his body and wrapped his hands around Kunikida's neck, he pressed his lips against Kunikida's skin then moved his fingers down his pants, unbuckling his belt.
Kunikida—though he didn't like to admit it—was really sensitive. Even the slightest of things could make him moan. And feeling Dazai play with his cock was too exhilarating.
That was the perfect moment. The perfect opportunity. Both of them were starting to get an erection, it was messy, sure. Their hands were everywhere, but their eyes were focused only on each other as their lips collided again and again. But then... Dazai's phone went off.
Both froze in their spot, Kunikida rised and got off of Dazai. Dazai smiled bitterly, both angry at himself and furious at whoever was blowing up his phone at this hour and moment. But that anger immediately faded the moment his eyes saw who it actually was.
"Who is it?" Kunikida asked.
"No one."
"Dazai..." Kunikida had a pretty clear hint of who it actually was from that reaction. While drunk, Dazai had admitted to his former partner always drunk calling him.
Just texts... Dazai told himself. Put your phone on silence and continue.
But Dazai never got that opportunity because just a few minutes after he seened all of Chuuya's messed up 1045 short texts a call came.
"Dazai—" when Kunikida asked that Dazai quickly turned to hide the phone and looked back at him. Not realising he made the situation worse until a low and hoarse voice called to him.
Oh
Oh.
There was a quiet realisation in the room, but Chuuya was still groaning. "You... Basterd!!! Why didn't you reply sooner—!? Don't you have any fucking clue of how—! Oh fucking forget it. Oh? I see your with that ideal man again. Ha! It's ironic isn't it? It felt as if just yesterday you were with me... And me with you... Sniff! Forget it! I can't even with you! I... I—why did I even call!? Because I was worried something happened to you because you didn't answer me? That's so fucking stupid of you, Chuuya. You should've known he was with him again. I'm not hurt. I'm furious at him—!!" Chuuya cussed while Dazai and Kunikida were still in a daze.
"Just block him."
"Good idea." With that being done, they both sat at a silence.
Fuck... This was the opposite of what they wanted. Every night they tried to do anything, something would interrupt. "Does he always do that?" Kunikida asked, already out of the mood. Seeing Dazai groaning into the pillow he took it as a yes. Fucking Chuuya. "Dazai," Kunikida said and put a hand one Dazai's shoulder. Dazai looked up and saw a smiling Kunikida. "Why don't we just watch a movie?" Dazai smiled sheepishly at that, "Yeah, a movie."
The rest of the night was filled with Kunikida screaming because and hugging Dazai while also pretending he wasn't afraid. "Hahaha! Why did you choose a horror movie if you're so scared of it?" Asked Dazai while still laughing, no, he was on the verge of tears and still laughing.
"Oh shut up! I picked it because you mentioned you liked horrors...!" Dazai grinned at that, "oh just admit you wanted to seem brave."
"I did not!" Kunikida and Dazai continued with their old couple like bickering. It was near the end of the movie that Dazai noticed Kunikida holding his hand while closing his eyes every second while watching a scene.
It was adorable, yeah, he didn't need anything sexual from Kunikida. Just moments like this, Dazai wanted everyday to be like this.