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Summary:

Geekazoid: hm, we still haven’t had a Donatello own up to any tinkering

Sciencerulz: Well, it wasn’t me, but I think there’s a whole set of us that hasn’t said anything yet?

Bootyyyshaker9000: Oh. Mi. Gosh. I have SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

Pizzapartay: omg are you a Mikey?

Bootyyyshaker9000: no? I’m a Donatello.

chefmaster: I think… I did this?

Bootyshaker9000: back to medbay NOW

chefmaster: yup

Notes:

This is so dumb but I just love ALL of these guys so much I couldn’t help it. There are seven versions of these silly little guys, including a human au I added for funzies.

Also this is NOT 2012 bashing I just think those bitches are traumatised and haven’t worked through their shit yet

How are we going to tell them all apart?? Never fear, my loves! I have A LIST!

Rise
Leo - Handsometwin9000 he/him 16 twin
Donnie - bootyyyshaker9000 they/it/tech/purple 16 twin
Raph - hugmonster he/she 17
Mikey - chefmaster they/she/he/pizza/star 15

2012
Leo - splinterjr he/him 17
Donnie - purpled he/him 17
Raph - angerissues he/him 17
Mikey - pizzapartay he/him 17

Bayverse
Leo - blueninja5 he/they 17 twin
Donnie - geekazoid she/her 16
Raph - leosucks69 he/him 17 twin
Mikey - mandarin he/they 15

Human
Leo - sonicfan01 he/him 16 twin
Donnie - thecoolnerd they/it/tech 16 twin
Raph - tokengay45 he/she 17
Mikey - totallynottrans she/they/he/star/sparkle 15

2007
Leo - drytexter he/him 19 twin
Donnie - helpline he/him 18
Raph - cerealhater he/him 19 twin
Mikey - Mikeatron3000 he/she 18

2003
Leo -bisexualdisaster23 he/him 23
Donnie - sciencerulez she/they 21 twin
Raph - secretlydumb they/them 21 twin
Mikey - secretlysmart she/they/he 20

1987
Leo - bluey he/him 25
Donnie - bostaffsrcool he/they 24 twin
Raph - saiulater he/him 24 twin
Mikey - 1800PizzaTime she/they 23

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

?????? 

 

Chat Room 01  



sonicfan01: uhhh what

 

bluey: huh, a new chat 

 

Helpline: it wasn’t me 

 

Angerissues: oh don’t tell me we’re doing this shit again

 

secretlysmart: oh cool! Is this a multiverse chat? Which Donnie set this up?? 

 

Geekazoid: multiverse? Fascinating! 

 

Geekazoid: judging by the number of members present in the chat there should be seven different versions of us! 

 

thecoolnerd: seven!!! Okay other-tello’s, fess up, which of you did this?! 

 

bostaffsrcool: it wasn’t me this time, promise! 

 

purpled: as much as I’d love to claim, my design is still in beta 

 

Splinterjr: you actually have a design?? Donnie! 

 

Splinterjr: that could be dangerous! 

 

leosucks69: lol that’s a Leo for sure 

 

Bisexualdisaster23: is that a Raph? 

 

secretlydumb: as your Raph I’m saying that’s a Raph 

 

mandarin: yea that’s our Raph 🥰

 

Pizzapartay: omg more bros!!! Yessss 

 

Pizzapartay: this is way less stressful than getting sucked through portals at random

 

totallynottrans: omg pizza username love that 

 

1800PizzaTime: pizza name brothers! 

 

Pizzapartay: pizza name brothers!!! 

 

Angerissues: one Mikey is bad enough, I do not want to deal with seven  

 

sonicfan01: woahh, slow ur roll. Mikey’s are great! 

 

Angerissues: ugh, you’re probably a Mikey aren’t you?? 

 

sonicfan01: my username is literally sonic??? 

 

Angerissues: is that supposed to mean something? 

 

totallynottrans: WHAT??? YOU DONT HAVE SONIC???? This! Is! TRAGIC!  

 

totallynottrans: anyway, sonic is a Leo and I’m his Mikey! uwu 

 

sonicfan01: 😭😭😭 tragedy 

 

sonicfan01: rip sonic you had a good run 

 

Geekazoid: hm, we still haven’t had a Donatello own up to any tinkering 

 

Sciencerulz: Well, it wasn’t me, but I think there’s a whole set of us that hasn’t said anything yet? 

 

Cerealhater: Donnie did you know this was even possible? 

 

Helpline: I had theories, of course, but it’s normally not something that gets proof easily. 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Oh. Mi. Gosh. I have SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! 

 

Pizzapartay: omg are you a Mikey? 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: no? I’m a Donatello.

 

chefmaster: I think… I did this? 

 

Bootyshaker9000: back to medbay NOW 

 

chefmaster: yup 

 

Handsometwin9000: woah, what the shell 

 

sonicfan01: djwkdjjwjs shell??? 

 

Handsometwin9000: you want me to swear with SEVEN Raph’s in the group??? 

 

sonicfan01: touché 

 

leosucks69: why would I give a fuck about swearing? 

 

Hugmonster: language! 

 

tokengay45: watch your mouth 

 

Splinterjr: we really don’t need to be swearing 

 

Blueninja5: no I’m with my Raph why would you care about Raph hearing you swear

 

Handsometwin9000: he’s the big brother

 

sonicfan01: ditto 

 

Pizzapartay: WHAT 

 

Mikeatron3000: woah, mind blown 

 

Saiulater: your Raph’s are the oldest? Man, I missed out :( 

 

bluey: do you really want to be the oldest? 

 

Saiulater: no, but it would be fun to boss you around 

 

purpled: I absolutely would have left by now if Raph was the leader 

 

Handsometwin9000: y’all better stop talking shit on my bro or I’m gonna portal chop your asses 

 

Hugmonster: language but thank you 💖

 

Angerissues: you sure you’re a Raph? 

 

Hugmonster: yup! 

 

secretlysmart: so who is chefmaster and why do they think they made this connection? 

 

Sciencerulz: yes! Thank you Mikey! 

 

chefmaster: oh, I’m Mikey. I forcibly unlocked some dormant mystic abilities to save Leon recently but really overdid it so now I’ve got like, control issues. I was holding my phone when I had a spasm, and I remember really wanting my family around. After Donnie gave me the all clear in our medbay we checked our phones and… this. 

 

Geekazoid: Mystic, as in magic? 

 

Handsometwin9000: yerp 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: do you not have mystic abilities? 

 

Geekazoid: we personally don’t, no! I can’t say for the other worlds though. 

 

thecoolnerd: we do! 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: interesting. 

 

sonicfan01: @handsometwin9000 was that a Ben Swartz refrence 

 

Handsometwin9000: what’s a ben swartz 

 

sonicfan01: *lays down on the floor and sobs* 

 

tokengay45: damn, no sonic and no ben swartz. 

 

mandarin: we have those things!! 

 

totallynottrans: THANK GOD 

 

Hugmonster: maybe before we get too off track, we should do introductions, and try to differentiate between us all. 

 

Bisexualdisaster23: an excellent idea 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I suggest we do so in groups of siblings, to make things easier to identify the groups. 

 

mandarin: we can go first!! 

 

mandarin: I’m Mikey, he/they, and 15 years old! 

 

Geekazoid: I use Donnie or Dani interchangeably, and exclusively she/her pronouns. I’m 16 years old

 

leosucks69: Raph, he/him, 17 

 

Blueninja5: I’m Leo, he/they, also 17

 

Splinterjr: I’m Leonardo, 17, he/him

 

Angerissues: Raphael, 17, he/him 

 

purpled: Donatello, 17, he/him 

 

Pizzapartay: Ugh, bros, you’re making us sound boring. But fineeeeee 

 

Pizzapartay: Michelangelo, 17, he/him 

 

sonicfan01: we can go next! 

 

totallynottrans: I’m Mikey, I’m genderfluid and use she/they/he/star/sparkle pronouns! Most of the time it’s interchangeable but sometimes I feel like a Particular Pronoun. I’ll probably add them to my username in such a large chat. I also use the name Mimi when I’m using just she/her pronouns. I’m 15 years old ✨

 

thecoolnerd: Donatello, they/it/tech pronouns, able to be used interchangeably. My Leo and I are twins, and we’re 16. 

 

sonicfan01: Howdy 🤠 I’m Leo, or Nardo, or Leonardo. I’m a gay trans man and I use he/him pronouns! 

 

tokengay45: Hey everyone, I’m Raph, I’m the oldest here at 17. I’m bigender and use he/she pronouns. 

 

Handsometwin9000: Omg another bigender Raph AND another gay trans Leo???? Best day ever that is so slay kings

 

sonicfan01: yesssssss the yassification of the Leo’s 💅✨ 

 

bluey: I don’t know what that means but I’m also a trans leo! 

 

sonicfan01: SLAY!! Bluey you and urs go next!! 

 

bluey: Alright! I’m Leonardo, I’m 25, and I use he/him pronouns :) 

 

bostaffsrcool: I’m Donatello, he/they pronouns and I’m 24, with Raph as my twin! 

 

Saiulater: I’m Raph, 24, he/him :) 

 

1800PizzaTime: I’m Mikey! I’m also trans but the other way, so I use she/they pronouns :D! I’m 23

 

totallynottrans: yessss she they Mikey’s!!!!! 

 

Blueninja5: my Raph and I are twins, I didn’t know we would be mentioning that

 

Helpline: I’m Donnie, 18, and he/him pronouns 

 

Drytexter: I’m Leonardo, 19, he/him pronouns 

 

Cerealhater: I’m Raph, 19 and unfortunately a twin :P, he/him 

 

Mikeatron3000: I’m Mikey, I’m 18 and uh… I mean, I’ve been using he/him pronouns because that’s all I knew? But seeing you other Mikey’s with multiple pronouns it seems… nice? I wanna try he/she for now :) 

 

Helpline: we can do that for you, Mike. Did you want us to try using more feminine language? 

 

Mikeatron3000: uhh 

 

totallynottrans: stuff like sister instead of brother!! 

 

Mikeatron3000: oh, um. I'm not sure yet… 

 

mandarin: that’s totally okay!! Take it at your pace, fellow Mikey! 

 

Drytexter: really proud of you Mikey 

 

Handsometwin9000: oh yeah spreading that trans agenda baby!! 

 

Mikeatron3000: thanks guys :D8!! 

 

secretlysmart: suppose we can go next, and then the ones with the magic Mikey can go last. 

 

Handsometwin9000: works for us, we’re still double checking our Mikey didn’t hurt themselves 

 

Bisexualdisaster23: Well, I’m Leonardo, I’m 22 and I use he/him pronouns 

 

secretlydumb: Raphael, 21, they/them pronouns 

 

secretlysmart: Michelangelo, I’m 20 and I use she/they/he pronouns, and I’m non-binary 

 

Sciencerulz: I’m Donatello, she/they pronouns and also 21, with Raph as my twin 

 

Geekazoid: finally another femme leaning Donatello 🙄 

 

Sciencerulz: right? So many masc Donnie’s D: 

 

Handsometwin9000: Alrighty, finally my turn ✨

 

Handsometwin9000: I’m Leo, or Leon, or Nardo, or Leonardo. I’m 16, gay trans man using he/him pronouns babeyyy. Donnie is my twin even though tech hates to admit it. I’m a red eared slider and the most handsome sibling OBVI 🤪✌️ 

 

Hugmonster: Hey there, I’m Raph! I’m 17 and bigender, using he/she pronouns. I’m an alligator snapping turtle 

 

chefmaster: hey, I’m Mikey! I also use the names Michael, Angelo, or Angie! I’m genderfluid and I use they/she/he/pizza/star pronouns. I’m 16 and I’m an ornate box turtle! 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Greetings, alternate siblings. I’m Donatello, or Donnie, or Don, or Donald, or Tello, or The Smartest Person In The Room. I’m flipping between the agender and non-binary labels at the moment, and I use they/it/tech/purple pronouns, with a preference to it/tech. I’m 16, and a spiney soft shell turtle. 

 

sonicfan01: I’m sorry, you guys are TURTLES????? 

 

chefmaster: are you NOT a turtle??? 

 

totallynottrans: WHY WOULD WE BE TURTLES???????? 

 

Blueninja5: uhh, we are also turtles 

 

Sciencerulz: turtles here also 

 

1800PizzaTime: turtles! 

 

Helpline: Also turtles, though we are all the same kind. 

 

Splinterjr: We’re turtles as well 

 

Handsometwin9000: LMAOOO

 

Handsometwin9000: @sonicfan01 YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY HUMANS THATS HILARIOUS 💀💀💀

 

Handsometwin9000: wait wait wait send a photo I wanna see what I look like as a human!!!!!!!! 

 

sonicfan01: only if you send a pic, I wanna see me as a turtle man!!! 

 

Handsometwin9000: deal 

 

Handsometwin9000: [image attached. It’s a selfie from the medbay, Leo in focus towards the front. Mikey was on the bed, beaming at the camera, while Donatello held one of her arms, one eyebrow raised. Raph was in the back, smiling and holding up a peace sign] 

 

sonicfan01: [image attached. Three of the siblings are on a couch, Leo sitting on the floor in front of them. Leo looks like a young Lou Jitsu, with two port of wine birthmarks running from his forehead over his eyes and down his cheeks, he’s winking and poking his tongue out. Mikey is directly behind Leo, with tan skin and bright orange overalls, hair styled naturally in a short Afro. She has her arms around Leo’s neck in a light hug. Donnie is next to them on the right, with slightly darker skin and sliver headphones on over hair styled in box braids. Raph is on Mikey’s left, an arm thrown around Mikey’s shoulders. His skin is slightly lighter than Mikey’s, with her hair styled in dreadlocks.] 

 

Handsometwin9000: oh my GOD???? You’re so??? Handsome???? 

 

Handsometwin9000: YOU LOOK JUST LIKE LOU JITSU!!!!! 

 

sonicfan01: so you don’t have SONIC but you have LOU JITSU??? Ugh 

 

sonicfan01: but yes, that would be because he’s our dad

 

chefmaster: hey! Us too! Is Baron Draxum your other dad?? 

 

tokengay45: Ew, uncle Barry and dad??? Grossss 

 

Pizzapartay: woah, you dudes look so cool!! 

 

Pizzapartay: is dudes cool to use actually?? 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: it is with our group

 

thecoolnerd: with us as well. 

 

thecoolnerd: now I am unfortunately curious how our uncle became your second dad 

 

Handsometwin9000: eh, dad is kind of a stretch. Except for Michael. 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: He created the ooze that mutated us from regular turtles into mutant, humanoid turtles. He used Lou Jitsu’s DNA hoping to create an army to fight “the human threat”. Papa got us out of there and destroyed his lab, though he was mutated into a rat in the process. Draxum had… let’s call it a “redemption arc” a few years ago, and he’s… family. 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: only Angie calls him dad, though. Sweetest of us that she is.

 

Handsometwin9000: He and I do our best to stay away from each other :/ 

 

totallynottrans: how come? 

 

Handsometwin9000: before he was “redeemed” he DROPPED ME OFF A ROOF. 

 

Handsometwin9000: I acknowledge that he’s grown and changed and he acknowledges that he hurt me more than I’m willing to forgive so we do our best to not fight about it anymore 

 

Blueninja5: holy shit 

 

Bisexualdisaster23: ah, classic Leo trauma 

 

Mikeatron3000: woah, and your Mikey still calls him dad?? 

 

chefmaster: he’s not a BAD guy

 

chefmaster: it’s complicated

 

Handsometwin9000: yeah, complicated, sure lmao 

 

Splinterjr: I know the topic kind of got changed, but I found a photo of me and my brothers, if…? 

 

Handsometwin9000: YES YES YES YES YES 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: yes, I’m curious to see the differences. Especially since no one else specified their species. 

 

Splinterjr: [image attached. It’s a selfie taken by Mikey, his head slightly blurry in the corner. Raph is rolling his eyes, Leo and Donnie indulging their brother and smiling for the camera, while Donnie held ice cream kitty] 

 

totallynottrans: AHHHH OTHER MIKEY YOUR FRECKLES ARE SOOOO CUTE!!!! 

 

Pizzapartay: thanks dude!! I think your hair is totally neat! 

 

thecoolnerd: Is Lou Jitsu your dad as well? 

 

Splinterjr: No, we were raised by our Sensi, Master Splinter. He was mutated into a rat by the foot clan, but he was raised as a human named Hamato Yoshi. 

 

chefmaster: hey that’s dads real name!! 

 

chefmaster: Lou Jitsu was the “american-ised” name he adopted when he came to Hollywood to be a movie star 

 

tokengay45: same here. He normally goes by Lou Hamato these days. 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Papa still mainly goes by Splinter. I believe he carries some trauma about being mutated into a rat. 

 

Angerissues: huh. Wonder if that’s why our Splinter was the way he was. 

 

Splinterjr: Raph. 

 

Angerissues: c’mon, am I wrong? He was kind of a dick. 

 

mandarin: was? 

 

purpled: yeah. We lost our Sensi last year

 

Handsometwin9000: I’m so sorry, that’s gotta be rough. 

 

Saiulater: Our Splinter was betrayed by the foot clan, and Shredder dropped the ooze into the sewers hoping to kill him. It just turned him into a rat, and it turned us into humanoid teenage turtles. 

 

Saiulater: I don’t think we were teenagers before that… 

 

mandarin: come to think of it, I dunno how dad ended up as a rat 

 

mandarin: I know how we ended up as us, but. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: are we allowed details 👀

 

leosucks69: scientists were testing a new medicine on us, lab caught on fire which messed up the compound, April grabbed us and threw us in a sewer as she was escaping herself and then. Y’know. Mutant turtles. 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: fascinating! Can I ask for more pictures? 

 

Geekazoid: [image attached. The four turtles are gathered close together, Dani taking the selfie. Dani is wearing her taped up glasses over her mask. They’re all grinning, except Mikey who has their eyes crossed and his tongue out]

(Commission by @allieeecakes on Instagram!)

 

Handsometwin9000: DAMNNNNN, you guys must all be as big as our Raph!!! 

 

tokengay45: cheese and crackers you guys are huge! 

 

bluey: [image attached. Its a picture of an actual photograph. It’s a classic family photo, Splinter in the middle, and two turtles on either side. They’re all smiling at the camera and have their arms wrapped around each other.] 

 

Angerissues: yup, I remember you guys. 

 

bluey: Hi!! 

 

Sciencerulz: [image attached. The turtles are hunched over, the camera set down around hip height. Raph and Donnie are on the bottom, Raph’s arm around Donnie, Donnie making a peace sign. Mikey is half laying on Raph’s shell, poking their tongue out. Leo’s smile is fond as he appears to be more focused on his siblings than taking the photo]

(Commission by @ibbywondrous on Instagram!)

Cerealhater: [image attached. Raph is taking the selfie. Mikey has an arm around his shoulder grinning at the camera. Leo and Donnie are behind them, Leo waving. Casey can been seen on a pinball machine in the background with April next to him] 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: hm, it seems my siblings and I are the only ones who are different types of turtles. Fascinating. 

 

secretlydumb: who are those guys in the back? 

 

Mikeatron3000: that’s April and Casey! They’re like our best friends and big siblings kinda? 

 

totallynottrans: that’s APRIL???? 

 

Handsometwin9000: WHATBTHE FUCK???? 

 

Handsometwin9000: also why is ur Casey Jr so olddddd whatttdkkwdjkwkxjs 

 

Hugmonster: Leo, language. But also yeah that’s really April?? 

 

purpled: is that so surprising? Our April and Casey are our ages but they look pretty similar to those guys. 

 

sonicfan01: YOUR APRIL IS WHITE TOO?? 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: oh pizza surpreme I hate to have to ask this but it must go in my notes. How many of your April’s are white? 

 

Cerealhater: what do you mean Casey jr?? It’s just Case. 

 

bostaffsrcool: ours is white and is also a kind of a mother figure/older sister figure 

 

leosucks69: ours is white and older than us 

 

secretlysmart: white and older! 

 

thecoolnerd: disgusting. Ours is older, but only a year older than Raph, and is a black woman. 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: oh thank god 

 

Handsometwin9000: huh, ours and the humans universe seem to kinda be the most similar 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I was also coming to that conclusion. 

 

chefmaster: our April is black and a year older than our Raph too! 

 

Handsometwin9000: also circling back to that one Raph, you only have one casey?? 

 

Cerealhater: thank god for it, we don’t need more of that idiot around. 

 

sonicfan01: rip, we only have one casey

 

Handsometwin9000: NOOOO FELLOW NARDO WE WERE SO CLOSE 😭😭 

 

Handsometwin9000: wait is it jr or is it Cassandra 

 

sonicfan01: Cassandra 

 

Handsometwin9000: FUCK YEAH! 

 

Handsometwin9000: you might still get jr yet 💪

 

tokengay45: I’m kinda afraid to ask but… where did jr come from?? 

 

chefmaster: CJ came from the future! 

 

totallynottrans: whaaaaaa !!! 

 

purpled: HE WHAT?? 

 

Sciencerulz: makes sense 

 

purpled: no it doesn’t??? 

 

Sciencerulz: you guys haven’t been to the future?? 

 

purpled: no??? 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: the future, you say? 

 

Handsometwin9000: so basically, in an alternate timeline the foot started an alien apocalypse. CJ was sent back to our time by a future version of me using the future Mikey’s mystic abilities, to help us stop it from happening. He’s Cass’ kid, hence Jr. He lives with us now. 

 

Hugmonster: it’s kinda funny watching Leon switch between treating him as a brother or as a son 

 

Handsometwin9000: ITS VERY CONFUSING OKAY 

 

tokengay45: I feel like I want details on that alien invasion since our universes are so similar 

 

Hugmonster: hey Donald are we able to DM these guys?? 

 

Geekazoid: not the one you asked but yes it appears so! 

 

Hugmonster: thanks Dani 💖 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: hey, those turts who went to the future. I want deets. 

 

Sciencerulz: I mean, I don’t think there’s too much to tell. We went to the year 2105 and we did our ninja duties there for a while before coming back home. 

 

Bootyyyshaler9000: NOT MUCH TO TELL??? 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’m going to reach through my phone and strangle you 

 

Splinterjr: … what the fuck 

 

Angerissues: HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Angerissues: you broke fearless! 

 

Angerissues: this is fucking hilarious! 

 

Splinterjr: why is that Donnie so unhinged 

 

chefmaster: lmao that was nothing?? 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: ew is ur Donnie not unhinged? Blocked. 

 

mandarin: our is totally unhinged! She jumps out of planes without parachutes! 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: friendship ended with Leon Dani is my new best friend 

 

Handsometwin9000: RUDE 

 

Bootyyyshaler9000: get gud 

 

Pizzapartay: okay the topic keeps getting changed every two seconds so I’m just gonna interupt with my question otherwise I’ll never get a chance 

 

Pizzapartay: some of you guys said you had pronouns that were just… regular words? I haven’t seen that before, how would I use them? I don’t wanna hurt anyones feelings 

 

chefmaster: DIBS ON EXPLAINING!! 

 

totallynottrans: Aw man : (

 

chefmaster: okay, so they’re called neo pronouns! Some more ‘common’ neo pronouns you might come across are ey/eir, xe/xym, or ze/zer. However, you can pretty much use whatever you want as a neo pronoun! 

 

chefmaster: as for using them, you just insert them in the spot for ‘regular’ pronouns. For example, @totallynottrans is my friend, Mikey. Star uses multiple pronouns. Sparkle likes to skateboard. 

 

Pizzapartay: okay, so for your Donnie I might say… purple likes to dance

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: correct on both counts, dear Michael. 

 

purpled: and you just guessed that 

 

Pizzapartay: tech’s username is booty shaker 

 

Pizzapartay: it’s not that much of a reach 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: dancing is the BEST stim 100/100 highly recommend. 

 

purpled: stim? 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: for the tism 

 

Handsometwin9000: [image attached. yippee creature] 

 

sonicfan01: dkwkxjwkdkwj 

 

thecoolnerd: you have autism creature but not sonic,,,, I’m fascinated 

 

Handsometwin9000: okay someone is gonna need to explain whatever the shell sonic is 

 

thecoolnerd: hang on, I’m gonna need to boost my service to send a whole pirated movie. Give me a few. 

 

Hugmonster: movie night! Yes! 

 

Geekazoid: [image attached. Sanic meme drawing] 

 

Geekazoid: gotta go fast 

 

bluey: oh that’s a funny guy! I like him :) 

 

thecoolnerd: other-tellos, send me ur emails. It’ll be easier to send a movie that way than trying to get the damn thing to fit on discord. 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: on it! 

 

purpled: it can’t be worse than space heroes, so sure. 

 

Splinterjr: hey :( 

 

secretlydumb: hey, space heroes is cool! 

 

Splinterjr: :) 

 

Angerissues: gross, not you actually agreeing with Leo 

 

leosucks69: do you even like your brothers man?? 

 

Angerissues: your username is leosucks?? 

 

leosucks69: as a JOKE. 

 

Blueninja5: I’m the one that set it 

 

Handsometwin9000: leos handshake leos. Setting usernames to make fun of our sibs

 

bluey: explain 

 

Handsometwin9000: do you think I’d have 9000 on the end of my name if Don-Tron wasn’t a total nerd?? 

 

Cerealhater: hang on. Is my username about that one breakfast when you first got back??? 

 

Drytexter: yes 

 

Mikeatron3000: to be fair you were eating that cereal REALLY aggressively. 

 

Bisexualdisaster23: wow, ur Leo really is a dry texter rofl

 

Handsometwin9000: ROFL??? WHAT YEAR IS IT??? 💀💀💀 

 

Bisexualdisaster23: 2008

 

Geekazoid: incredible! 

 

Hugmonster: how does one eat cereal… aggressively….. 

 

Mikeatron3000: HANG ON I CAN DO AN IMPRESSION BC ITS REALLY FUNNY

 

Helpline: [video attachment. 

Raph, off screen: you really don’t have to do this 

Mikey, grinning on camera sitting at a table: I absolutely do. Especially when another Raph asked for it. 

Raph groans, and several people’s laughter is heard off camera. 

Mikey, gesturing to a chair: okay, so imagine Leo is sitting here- actually, Leo, come sit here. So NOW imagine Leo’s been gone for two years, and we had our first fight as a team again last night, and totally blew it. And also imagine I’m Raph. 

Mikey proceeds to glare at Leo in an uncanny impression of an angry Raph. She uses very aggressive elbow movements to move the spoon from the bowl to his mouth and back again. 

Leo laughs, his shoulders shaking, which sets off the other people behind the camera again. Mikey’s act drops, and she does a small bow from her seat. 

Mikey: thank you, thank you! And that, is how you eat cereal aggressively. He beams and the video cuts off] 

 

sonicfan01: JDJWIDIWIDOWKSKWBHELP IM DYING 💀💀💀 

 

Handsometwin9000: HELLO???? HELLO????? 

 

Angerissues: … yeah that’s kinda funny 

 

Pizzapartay: and totally something you would do XD 

 

Angerissues: shut your mouth or I’ll shut it for you 

 

secretlysmart: why was ur Leo gone for two years??? 

 

Drytexter: Splinter sent me to South America for special training to become a better leader. I felt I hadn’t lived up to the potential set out for me when the time was up, and at the time I was too afraid of being seen as a failure, so I stayed to try and meet the (imaginary) expectations I thought my family had set. I also stopped writing home during the second year and then just. Showed up. 

 

Angerissues: my leo if you ever pull something like that I’m punching you in the face 

 

chefmaster: that must have been really hard for all of you 

 

Cerealhater: oh I beat the shit out of him

 

Cerealhater: then I felt guilty about it and ran off 

 

Cerealhater: and then he got kidnapped 

 

Cerealhater: it was a weird week

 

Cerealhater: it’s been a few years since then. I think we’re better. Understand each other more. 

 

Drytexter: Love you Raph

 

Cerealhater: yeah, love you too, loser 

 

Hugmonster: aww that’s so cute 💖💖 

 

Handsometwin9000: [image attached. A zoomed in pic of Raph looking down at her phone, tears on his cheeks] 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: well if we’re doing that 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: [image attached. Leo is on a medbay bed, fist in front of his mouth as a steady stream of tears falls from his eyes too] 

 

Handsometwin9000: rude 

 

chefmaster: [image attached. Leo is sitting in Raph’s lap, Raph’s arms are wrapped around Leo, they’re both smiling and crying at the same time] 

 

secretlydumb: aww, where’s my Leo. Kinda wanna hug the idiot now

 

Bisexualdisaster23: kitchen, lil sib

 

secretlydumb: <3 

 

bluey: turtle pile in my room 

 

sonicfan01: omg turtle pile that’s so cute 

 

totallynottrans: those are recent trauma tears aren’t they 

 

Handsometwin9000: maybe so 

 

Saiulater: coming bro! 

 

Mikeatron3000: [image attached. Raph is leaning against Leo’s shell while Leo plays pinball. Leo has a fond smile on his face.] 

 

leosucks69: [image attached. Raph is taking a selfie, the two turtles sitting on the floor. Leo is clinging onto him from behind, head buried in Raph’s shoulder. A blurry hand is seen in the corner, indicating one of the others is about to join them] 

 

sonicfan01: truly no better place than Raph’s lap tbqfh 

 

Angerissues: I’m not fucking hugging you 

 

Splinterjr: surprisingly, I knew that

 

chefmaster: oh I’m busy in a turtle pile but I WILL be pulling out Dr Feelings on you four when I come back 

 

chefmaster: And That Is A Threat :) 

Notes:

I hope you guys enjoyed this! Let me know what you thought and if I should bother continuing this lmao

Edit as of 15 May: hehe surprise for my re-readers