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Exactly What it Looks Like

Summary:

You know the classic ´walked in on my parents having sex´? Well this is like that but instead it goes more like ´stumbling upon my animatronic father making out with one of my biggest foils.'

Notes:

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God damn it. Where the hell is Freddy?!

Gregory had just gotten done with getting the Faz-cam from Monty Golf, and after going through that he wanted to check back in with Freddy to see what else he needed to do.

But apparently Freddy is busy, because he hasn't been responding to any of Gregory's messages or his attempts to call him over. Gregory did think about shouting out to Freddy, but it doesn't exactly take a genius to figure out how bad of an idea that is.

Cause you know, there's a murder bunny lady stalking around somewhere.

So now, like some kid looking for their parents in a grocery store, Gregory was just walking around aimlessly in hopes that he'd randomly stumble into him and go from there.

Gregory went everywhere, from the daycare to Mazercise, from Roxy Raceway to El Chips, Bonnie Bowl to Fazer Blast. He scratched every surface, turned every corner, he even flashed his light into every recharge station he passed to see if Freddy was just low battery, NOTHING.

honestly, it is a miracle he hasn't gotten caught by now, he has probably explored this place better then any guest has and most employees would. It does help that he now has what is essentially a stunning device to help him get away from the usual threats. 

Well, the threats that could be stunned, can't say much about the menacing overgrown lizard lurking around.

Luckily however, he didn't seem to have to worry too much about Monty while searching around since he can't seem to find him anywhere either.

Oh well.

Eventually, after what felt like going in circles around the main lobby and losing his mind, Gregory decided to retrace his steps and go back to Monty Golf. And lucky enough, he was able to hear some movement from atop the higher lobby area next to the entrance. Thus without really any other option, he sprinted up the stairs and walked hastily to the source of the noise.

Now… 

When Gregory turned the corner…

Honestly, Gregory would have rather seen ten Vannys, then what he happened to have found instead.

Right before Gregory's eyes was Freddy, pinned against a wall, making out with Monty, while Monty touched him in places, far from friendly.

Gregory was paralyzed.

You know, out of all the things to happen today, getting trapped inside a giant mall, avoiding death everywhere he went, and the looming threat of his moral compass slowly slipping away from him as the thought of just burning down this entire building gets more appealing, are nothing compared to this very moment.

He could not comprehend the fact that Freddy, the friendly and loveable children's entertainer, someone he has grown very fond of, was getting tongue fucked by a property destroying mad-man with anger issues. The worst part about it was the fact that neither of them seemed to notice that he was watching it happen.

It was only when Freddy started moaning that Gregory snapped the hell out of it and was finally able to say something.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?!!"

The two animatronics immediately froze, Freddy gasped and covered his mouth as soon as he saw Gregory and Monty looked as though he had been splashed with cold water. Nobody moved.

Gregory was seething by this point, and it seemed as though Freddy was very concerned about this, situation. So Freddy, in an attempt to defuse the situation, quickly detached himself from the gator and tried to calm Gregory down.

"Now Gregory, I can explai-" The bear was immediately cut off by the fact that Gregory literally THROUGH HIS FLASHLIGHT directly at Monty's head, and proceeded to grab Freddy's wrist as he booked it out of there.

Monty stumbled back at the impact, releasing a rage filled roar when he saw his now broken sunglasses hit the floor. By the time he straightened up, they were gone. 

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(Bonus)

"Freddy! Why the hell didn't you tell me you were dating Monty?!"

"I am very sorry Gregory, I didn't think it was that important to mention."

Gregory paused at that.

"You didn't think it was important to mention that one of the three assholes that has been trying to kill me all night was also your boyfriend?"

Notes:

Thanks for reading!
This was originally going to be longer, but I honestly didn't know how to add onto what I already had so I capped it off there.
I just wanted to write something silly.