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1. As Good as He Says He Is by vampireshmampire (thekumquat) for heftyhideaw4y

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Oct 2022

   Tags

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   • Laszlo Cravensworth/Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Laszlo Cravensworth
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Hate Sex
   • more like severe irritation sex
   • Hook-Up
   • Vampire Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Post-Season/Series 04
   • Anal Sex
   • Wall Sex
   • blood as an aphrodisiac (mild)

   Summary

   “Right-o, straight to the point then. I’d like to fuck you.”
   Guillermo’s jaw dropped.
   “Or you can fuck me, if you’d prefer. I know,” he said, “I’m shocked too, but here we are. If nothing else, it’s a good way to burn off the blood rush that’s got you squirming like an eel on a hook. Untwist your knickers, etcetera."

   Now that Guillermo's a vampire, Laszlo sees him a little differently. Guillermo normally wouldn't care, but he could really use a way to burn off some excess energy.

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