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Drama Queen has updated his status:
WHO DID THIS?!
260 people have liked this status.
Comments:
The Wine Dude: What happened to my username?
Cereal-obsessed: I’m not cereal-obsessed!!!!
Zeus’ Toy: What’s happening? My phone keeps saying ‘ding’.
Zeus’ Toy: Well, that’s rather harsh…
Zeus’ Toy: The Hacker does have a valid point though...
Drama Queen: Hey! I take offense!
Zeus’ Toy: Yeah… I don’t care…
Persassy Johnson: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD Zeus the Drama Queen!
Drama Queen: I’LL BLAST YOU TO PIECES YOU PUNY MORTAL!!!!!!
Persassy Johnson: I LOVE MY NAME!!!! I AM THE KING OF SASS, PEOPLE!!
DEAD FISH: If you touch my son, I will throw you into the depths of Tartarus!
Drama Queen: Like you can…
Zeus’ Toy: He can with my help…
Drama Queen: Hera? Why would you betray me?
Zeus’ Toy: … You’re kidding, right?
DEAD FISH: Bro, look at her username… You totally deserve it…
Drama Queen: Feelin’ the love…
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Repair Boy: Well that is one obese whale.
Repair Boy: Hey! At least make it Repair Man!!
Repair Boy has changed his name to Repair Man.
Repair Man: Thank you.
Bob the Builder: I like mine. CAN I FIX IT? YES I CAN!
SPARKLES: Piper… Is this some kind of joke?
Gucci Lover: NO! WHOEVER DID THIS WILL PERISH! I. DO. NOT. LOVE. GUCCI! I DON’T EVEN LIKE GUCCI! I DON’T EVEN OWN A SINGLE GUCCI ITEM!! And Jeez, it’s Sparky, not Sparkles… Get your facts straight, hacker.
SPARKLES: This username is so gay…
Gucci Lover, Repair Man, Persassy Johnson and 136 others have liked this comment.
Persassy Johnson: Yes!
SPARKLES: Not as gay as yours though…
Persassy Johnson: Nuh-uh! You did not just go there. *does sassy dance*
Drama Queen: If you’re trying to tell me you’re gay, I’ll disown you.
SPARKLES: a) No, I’m not gay (I love you, Pipes.).
b) Hypocrite much?
c) Fine. You’ll outlive me anyway.
Zeus’ Toy: I guess there’s a first time for everything: Your son is right. BTW it won’t let me
change back.
Drama Queen: I’m. Not. Gay.
Zeus’ Toy: You go both ways.
Drama Queen: No I don’t!
Zeus’ Toy: I remember a certain Trojan boy… In fact, he’s impossible for me to forget since he still lives in my ‘home’.
Drama Queen: It's called pederasty! Eh, okay, that sounds bad … Let’s just focus on the problem at hand…
Blue Arrow has logged on.
Blue Arrow: You said it Valdez! You said it! >:)
Repair Man: O.O
Zeus’ Toy: Thals, can you kill him later?
Blue Arrow: ‘Kay then.
Drama Queen: … Whut?
Zeus’ Toy: She’s not THAT bad.
Blue Arrow: I don’t hate her anymore.
Drama Queen: … Whut?
Blue Arrow: Just ignore him?
Zeus’ Toy: Just ignore him.
Drama Queen: Who did this? I will smite you!!
Crickets chirping.
Zeus’ Toy: Yeah, that’s going to make them come forward… Everyone who has been hacked, comment your name. -Hera
Drama Queen: -Zeus
The Wine Dude: -Dionysus
Cereal-obsessed: -Demeter
Persassy Johnson: -Percy
DEAD FISH: -Poseidon
Repair Man: -Leo
Bob the Builder: -Hephaestus
SPARKLES: -Jason
Gucci Lover: -Piper
misMatched: >:( -Aphrodite
Grenade: -Ares
King of Thieves: -Hermes
Fortune Cookies: -Nemesis
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows: What’s with the ‘-’? -Iris
Da Gurl on Fiyah: I don’t know -Hestia -.-’
Zeus’ Toy: I used it to indicate that what I was saying was over… Then the rest did it without a purpose...
I KILLED FISH: -Hades BTW stupid name. Like I waste my time on fish…
Best Dad Ever: Well. SOMEBODY (*cough cough* hacker *cough cough*) has daddy
issues… And a terrible sense of humor. -Kronos
Da Gurl on Fiyah: You
Cereal-obsessed: have
Zeus’ Toy: got
I KILLED FISH: to
DEAD FISH: be
Drama Queen: kidding
Horse's Ass: ! -Chiron. And Woah, turn down the hate!
Best Dad Ever: Okay I take the last part back… Your names are hi-la-ri-ous.
I hate god(desse)s: Hi great-grandfather. And other family. FYI it’s Luke.
King of Thieves: Yeah I figured.
I hate god(desse)s: WTH such a stupid name. I CHANGED MY MIND YOU (facebook has
deleted this content)
Best Dad Ever has changed his name to Darth Vader.
Darth Vader: Dam! I wish I had named one of my sons Luke… That would’ve been epic. You
know what? I’ll just rename y’all, the girls too.
Kids of Kronos: Ehm yeah no.
Apples: Dam XD -Grover
Blue Arrow: Hahaha… This is so funny I need to use the dam restroom -Thalia
Starcrossed: I still don’t get thy joke. -Zoë
Drama Queen: Brother, how do the dead have internet access?
I KILLED FISH: We have great Wi-Fi! Admitted, we’ve had some security issues -it’s
supposed to be just for Elysium…
Drama Queen: Just shut it down for everyone ‘till you figure those out… There are some
people I really don’t want to talk to.
I KILLED FISH: He upset Hera, didn’t he?
Drama Queen: ...Yeah…
I KILLED FISH: Typical…
Drama Queen: Cut her some slack, will you?
I KILLED FISH: I get it bro… Not that stupid. Goddess of family -father issues, not a good
combo… Aight I’ll shut it down when the name thing is resolved.
Zeus’ Toy: Right here, you know. And I’m fine. Gee.
awkward silence
Repair Man: *Breaks awkward silence with sarcastic comment* -Leo
Drama Queen: ?
I KILLED FISH: ?
Repair Man: I couldn’t think of a sarcastic comment so…
Drama Queen: Oh.
I KILLED FISH: ^pointless comment
Fails all guys: -Artemis. And really? All guys fail me.
Encuclopediaaah: *Encyclopedia -Annabeth
The HAWT Strategist: YOU’RE DOOMED, HACKER!! -Athena
Huge Ego; -.- Apollo. You’re dead. Just saying.
Nico <3 Thalia: I DO NOT LIKE THALIA!! I’M GAY I SWEAR I LOVE WILL NOT THALIA!!!!
Sunshine 1: I’d hope so -x Will
Sunshine 2: Really? I’m second to that guy? -Calypso
Sunshine 1: Why, thank you. -.-
Repair Man: You’re second to no one, sunshine.
Fails all guys: So, Nico… Are you saying my lieutenant isn’t likeable?
Nico <3 Thalia: … NO! No of course not.
Fails all guys: So you do like her?
Nico <3 Thalia: Ehm… Yes. No. Nes? Yeah I guess?
Fails all guys: >:( She’s a Hunter!!
Nico <3 Thalia: So, no?
I KILLED FISH: Arty, stop teasing him…
Fails all guys: OK uncle H.
Fails all guys has changed her name to Fails all guys but I KILLED FISH.
BEAST!: -Frank
Metal Detector Zombie Girl: -Hazel. And thanks. Really. Not like I’m trying to forget about that
or anything.
SecondToAll: That’s not insulting at all. Note the irony. -Reyna
DeceasedStuffedAnimal: -Octavian
Everyone: Go away!
DeceasedStuffedAnimal has logged off.
ColaIsBetterThanKool-Aid: -Dakota AND NO! LIAR!!
Talosslayer: This is actually a compliment, I think. -Bianca
Nico <3 Thalia: HI BIANCA!!!
Talosslayer: Hey lil’ bro! I heard you found a nice boyfriend! I’m so happy for you!
Nico <3 Thalia: So you don’t mind?
Talosslayer: Of course not.
Child: -Hebe I’M THE GODDESS OF YOUTH NOT A CHILD YOU (facebook has deleted this
content) AND FACEBOOK DON’T YOU DARE DELETE THIS CONTENT YOU (facebook has deleted this content)
WorldClassJerk: -Herakles Wow H, didn’t know you could get that angry. Calm down, okay?
Also. I’m not a jerk.
Persassy Johnson: *cough cough* Of course you aren’t.
SPARKLES: Of course not.
Child: … He’s really not THAT bad…
Persassy Johnson: Okay.
SPARKLES: Yeah. If you say so…
InTheMiddle: -Malcolm
Some: -Travis That’s
One: -Connor creepy.
Grenade Junior: -Clarisse
Way Too Difficult Name: -Nyssa
Ugly Barbie: >:( -Drew
Maze Runner: -Chris. Sadist much?
Zeus’ Toy: Okay, so, who didn’t get hacked?
Drama Queen: Why is that relevant?
Zeus’ Toy: ‘cause that person is most likely our hacker.
Drama Queen: Oh yeah.
King of Thieves: I know who the hacker is.
Zeus’ Toy: Who?
King of Thieves: The hacker made me promise not to tell. Unless you all swear on the river
Styx not to hurt them.
Drama Queen: Hades no.
I KILLED FISH: STOP USING MY NAME AS A CURSE!
Zeus’ Toy: Did you promise, Hermes?
King of Thieves: No. And I like the way your mind works ;).
Drama Queen: *growls* Boundaries, Hermes. You’re crossing the line. She’s mine.
Zeus’ Toy: I’m a person. You don’t own me. Also, you’re the one to talk about boundaries.
Thirdly, he didn’t cross any lines.
Drama Queen: He sent you a winky face!
Zeus’ Toy: Hey, Hades?
I KILLED FISH: Yes?
Zeus’ Toy: ;)
I KILLED FISH: ;)
Drama Queen: >:( STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU CREEP!
Zeus’ Toy: Seriously?
I KILLED FISH: Bro she’s my sister too. I can send my siblings as many winky faces as I
want.
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Drama Queen: >:(
Cereal-obsessed: Don’t send me winky faces, you kidnapping freak!
I KILLED FISH: It’s to annoy Zeus.
Cereal-obsessed: Okay then.
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Drama Queen: >:( >:(
Da Gurl on Fiyah:
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DEAD FISH:
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Drama Queen: >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Persassy Johnson: Hey guys… There’s a twister alarm in forty states… Please stop...
I KILLED FISH: woops XD :s
Zeus’ Toy: Woops indeed. Zeus, calm down.
Drama Queen: >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Zeus’ Toy: Please? *puppy dog eyes*
Drama Queen: Fine!! Just don’t look at me like that!! You know I can’t deal with it!!!
Zeus’ Toy: Back to the original point… Everyone just promise then Hermes can punish them.
Everyone: All right, I swear on the river Styx.
King of Thieves; Awesome! The hacker is…
Everyone: Yes?
King of Thieves has changed his name to Hermes, AKA the Hacker
Drama Queen: Told you this was a bad idea.
Zeus’ Toy: Sure. Blame me.
Zeus’ Toy has logged off.
Drama Queen: I didn’t mean to…
Drama Queen has logged off.
The HAWT Strategist: Well played, Hermes, well played… NOW CHANGE OUR NAMES
BACK!!
Hermes AKA the Hacker: Aight. Take a chill pill.
Everyones names go back to normal.
Percy Jackson has changed his name to Persassy Jackson.
Annabeth Chase: Really, Seaweed Brain?
Persassy Jackson: Yes.
Annabeth Chase: Why?
Persassy Jackson: Because awesomesauce.
Jason Grace: Bro… Not cool…
Persassy Jackson: Nuh-uh bro. You did not just go there.
Jason Grace: Seriously change it back.
Persassy Jackson: The Persassy doesn’t take orders from an un-awesome person like you.
Jason Grace: Please tell me I’m not the only one who read that and imagined him *snapping
his fingers in Z-formation*
Hermes: Nope.
Frank Zhang: Nope.
Everyone: Nope.
Everyone has logged off.
Persassy Jackson has logged off because they can’t deal with his sass.