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While Thad clicked away with the controller, Uzi watched as he aced round after round of the popular FPS game among the Worker Drones; Assault Ground VI. Uzi had never tried played a FPS before, only watched people play them, although desperately wanting to try it, she knew she would rage the second she got killed. Her eyes darted from the TV screen to Thad's hand. He was quick with his fingers, trigger disciplined and hadn't died in over 30 minutes. After a while, it was clear that Thad was getting bored of winning over and over, he would eventually leave the online match and set up an offline PVE game with the bots on easy. Uzi received the controller and snarled at Thad. "Easy?! What do you take me for?!"
"OK.. If you say so.."
Uzi switched the Bots level to Medium and pressed play and awaited the game to load. Upon spawning in, Thad immediately laughed when Uzi pressed the grenade button, blowing herself up. "Shut up! Stop laughing!" She screamed.
"Sorry Sorry... Just... Just continue."
She let out a sigh and respawned, this time charging up a flight of stairs and stepping on a landmine. "F##K!"
Thad continued to laugh, gripping his stomach and squinting his eyes. Uzi puffed her cheeks out in anger, holding in a rage scream. She again respawned and ran to the left. "How do I aim?"
"Press down on the L-Stick."
Pressing down on the L-Stick zoomed Uzi into the sights, in the corner of her eyes she saw an enemy AI come into range. Uzi flicked the L-stick towards the enemy, but because she was zoomed in the sensitivity was lowered. "GO FASTER STUPID GUN!"
She was immediately sprayed down, Thad could see the visible rage grow on Uzi's face. "I think the pregnancy hormones are really kicking i-"
"BITE! ME!"
Respawning again, she changed her loadout to a shotgun, that way she didn't have to aim. While running around the map, Uzi came across a bot firing at a friendly bot, she ran up from behind and fired her shotgun. The game screeched 'Headshot' and Uzi burst. "OH YEAH! F##K YEAH! IN YOUR FACE GAME!"
Her victory was short lived when she herself got shot in the head by an enemy sniper. A crazed smile wiped across her face as she dropped the controller and remained frozen, still as a statue. It took 4 seconds for her to fall back onto Thad's bed and let out the biggest angsty groan ever.
"Come on Uzi, you at least got one kill. You didn't do that bad!"
"I suck at FPS's... Bite me!"
Thad put his hand over Uzi's forehead, she was partially overheating from stress. Ever since he found out Uzi was pregnant, she has needed a lot of attention and love, by both himself and N. Worker Drone pregnancies aren't like Disassembly Drone ones; It takes a month for a Worker Drone to develop but only 9 days for a Disassembly Drone. So far, it had only been a couple days, her bump was small but it was obvious that it was growing gradually. "Come on Uzi. Lets take you back to the spire."
"I'd.. I'd like that.."
As the couple stood up and started to walk out, the sound of a window smashing echoed throughout the room, followed by an initial thud and squeaky slide. They slowly turned around, what surprised them most is what exactly was thrown in.
"J..Jayla..?" Uzi was confused, J was highly protective of Jayla and never let her go anywhere without her permission.
Jayla lay on the floor, her tongue stuck out as she smiled, staring at the ceiling. She slowly rotated her head towards Uzi and Thad, her eyes locking onto Thad. She sucked her tongue in, jumped up and ran towards Thad, screaming "DADDA!"
She leaped onto Thad and latched onto him, locking his arms down by his side as she hugged him, her tail was going crazy and Uzi had to back away before she was stabbed. She was rubbing the side of her head on Thad's chest whilst happily repeating the word "Dadda" over and over. "Uzi! Get it off me!"
Uzi grabbed a coathanger and lobbed it at Jayla, she lost her grip and fell on the ground back first. She giggled and jumped back up. That is when Uzi noticed a note on her back. Jayla again latched onto Thad, locking him in a hug. Uzi managed to grab ahold of her tail and hold it in place as she read the note.
"Thad, she is yours for the day. Keep yourself alive. J." Uzi read aloud.
"Get off! Please! Little hybrid!" Thad begged.
"NnnO!" she childishly shouted. "I stay with dada!"
"I'm not your dad!" Thad was beginning to panic.
He made a rapid struggle to try and rip Jayla off himself, but her grip was too tight for him to free himself. Uzi was just as confused in the scenario, but then something crossed her mind. Until now, she had never seen Thad and Jayla in the same room, right next to each other. Jayla's eyes were lime green, the same shade of green you get when you mix both yellow and green which are the colors of both J's and Thad's eyes. According to Thad, he was J's first target when she got her body. Uzi passed this down as a coincidence however. While Uzi still pondered in her thoughts, Thad was still struggling to free himself from the child's grip. "Off! Get off! Get off!"
Without his hands to use as balance, he began falling backwards towards the stairs. "UZI HELP!" He yelled out.
Several thuds later, Thad landed at the bottom of the stairs. His eyes became spinning spiral's as he lay down the bottom of the stairs, his mouth in a jagged zigzag shape. Jayla had finally let go, deciding to sit in front of the partially unconscious Thad. Uzi came running down the stairs, worried. "Oh Robo-Jesus! Are you OK Thad?"
"Mommy I don't wana go to school..." he said, in a drunkenly manner.
"We are going to need some help... Aren't we..." She followed up.
One hour later;
The front door to Thad's home is opened, Doll and Lizzy stroll in and take in the trashed looking house. "What the heck have they been doing..?" Doll asked Lizzy.
"I.. Don't... Know..." Lizzy responded, being the most confused she has ever been in her life.
The two girls walked into the living room and immediately caught eye of a beat up and bandaged Uzi, tying a bandage around Thad's heavily cracked visor. Thad's right arm was in a sling and a chunk of Uzi's right leg was missing. Uzi had also lost her lower left arm. Doll looked down into the oil stained corner to see the young Jayla, curled up like a dog and using Uzi's lower arm as a chew toy. Thad looked up, through the intense fractures on his face he could just barely make out who came in. "Oh hey girls... Glad you could.. Glad you could make it..."
"What the heck happened here?" Doll asked, avoiding the several puddles of spilt oil as she made her way to the sofa.
"Well.. J dropped off her kid and told us to look after her for the day. She is part Disassembly Drone so she is a.. Bit.. Aggressive. She wont stop attacking us and she only calls me 'Dada'"
Lizzy walked up to Jayla, not aware on how dangerous she was. "This thing..? That is chewing on Bitch Doorman's arm?"
"Excuse me!" Thad yelled, everyone in the room froze in silence, including Jayla.
The first time Thad had been legitimately angry. "That... 'Bitch'... Is my girlfriend. If you have a problem with that. Get out."
The words echoed in Lizzy's head. 'My girlfriend'. With Uzi? Surely not. Out of all the people to pick, he picked Uzi. This filled Lizzy up with raw jealousy. "No.. There is no problem... Just.. Remembering old nicknames..." It was obvious that she was just as pissed as Thad.
With a passing 10 seconds of awkward silence. Doll broke the silence by asking. "So.. Why did she drop it here?"
Uzi grabbed the note from her pocket and handed it to Doll. It didn't make any sense to her. "So... She just.. Came here and.. And just dropped he-"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" Lizzy screeched as Jayla bit onto her hand.
She tried pulling away, but Jayla's jaw was surprisingly strong. Doll ran towards Lizzy but slipped over on the spilled oil, hitting the floor with a painful thud.
"Jayla! Stop it! Jayla!" Thad screamed.
After Thad yelled, she let go and came running at him. "Ah s##t..." he quietly muttered as Jayla jumped onto him. Enough force was in the jump to send the sofa over.
Several long and painful hours later;
Doll lay on the sofa with her entire face bandaged, several holes in her arm and a nasty bite mark on her lower hip. Uzi sat next to Doll's head, now having both of her breasts bitten off, luckily her bump was untouched. Thad now had both arms in a sling. Lizzy had her right hand missing and a bandaged up mouth, the floor was black, oil was spilt everywhere. Jayla just lay, tired after a long day of what she thought was innocent playing. "I.. Hate... Children..." Uzi said.
"Well too bad... We have one due in like... 28 days or something." Thad followed up.
A muffled shriek, sounding a lot like a 'what' came from Lizzy, but she didn't have a mouth to say that.
"Oh congrats Uzi... You know what gender they are?"
"Not a clue yet... We find out after they are born anyway."
There was a short and brief moment of silence when the front door flew off its hinges and smashed into the back wall. Loud footsteps entered the room, an immediate sigh was let off.
"Why did I think... A simple and feeble Worker Drone... Could look after a half Disassembly Drone child..." J said, rather angrily.
The 4 looked at J, all of them with pissed off looks. J looked back, her arms folded across her stomach. "What?" She asked again.
"YOUR CHILD ALMOST KILLED US!" Thad yelled, a mix of fear and anger in his voice.
"Hey! He is your child too! Some of that is you big boy."
"Wait wait WHAT?!" Thad followed up.
"That is your child... I found out a couple days ago. Its why I asked you to look after him for the afternoon you f###ing moron."
Uzi looked at Thad with shock. "You're already a dad?!"
"How the hell is that my fault!" Thad shouted back.
J walked up to Jayla and picked her up, hoisting her underneath her arm and carrying her away. J turned around and gave Thad a wink before walking out of sight. "I hate her so much..." Thad muttered. "Can we go kill her after we fix ourselves?" He followed up.
Four hours later, Lizzy's house;
"That slut! That bitch! Not only is she dating Thad! But she is pregnant at 16! What slut gets pregnant at.. Well fair I've had 2 abortions... But still! WITH THAD!?"
She threw herself around in a fit of rage, in a small enclosed bathroom. "She is dead! She is DEAD! Oh when I get my hands on her! SHE IS DEAD!"
"It seems we have a common enemy... Lizzy..." A voice said, from an unknown location.
Lizzy froze. "Who's there?"
"You cant see me... But I can see you. We both have the same goal.. Revenge... I want my revenge on someone who is close friends with that.. Uzi girl... I can help you get your revenge... If you help me with mine..."
Lizzy thought for a second, she grinned. "I'm in.. What do I need to do?"
"Hold still.." The voice said.
Just then, Lizzy saw what could only be described as a cockroach on her sink, it leaped at her and jumped through her visor. With that, Lizzy dropped to the floor. Quickly she was back on her feet. She took a look in the mirror and saw that her eyes were now yellow... She laughed. "Hope your ready N... Because M's Back..."