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@the_sixth has changed the group name from “we forgot childe again” to “IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SIGNORA”
@the_eighth has changed the group name from “IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SIGNORA” to “try me you little bitch”
@the_sixth has changed the group name from “try me you little bitch” to “I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR EXISTENCE”
@the_first
Her Majesty requires all of her harbingers’ presence in the A block library at 2:20 sharp. She didn’t seem to be in the best of moods, so you fuckers better be on time.
Regards,
Pierro.
@the_eighth has changed the group name from “I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR EXISTENCE” to “i already do, try smth new u short ass mf”
@nella_xo
Thank you for the information Pierro, expect my attendance at the requested time.
@zan.needs.dick
so are we just going to ignore the weird rosa and kuni stand off happening rn?
@the_sixth has changed the group name from “i already do, try smth new u short ass mf” to “I WILL FUCKING STAB YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE”
@columbina.uwu
why is her majesty angry? did something happen?
@sands
I think i might have a clue to whats displeasing her majesty, though its best to be sure first.
I wouldn’t want to spread false information.
@the_eighth has changed the group name from “I WILL FUCKING STAB YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE” to “can you even reach my face shorty”
@zan.needs.dick
LMAO go off signora queen
@arle_xxxxx
I guess we’ll just have to wait till 2:20 to know whats the meeting about.
@pan_talone
I find myself most curious about today’s meeting, I have a feeling its gonna be…interesting.
@the_sixth had changes the name from “can you even reach my face shorty” to “THATS IT YOU DIE TODAY”
@columbina.uwu
hmm dont think that i dont know that you, pantalone and sandarone know something that you are hiding.
but i’ll be patient. we’ll see.
@the_eighth has changed the group name from “THATS IT YOU DIE TODAY” to “stop being a lil whiny bitch and come at me, i dare u”
@zan.needs.dick
guys seriously how are you ignoring this shit its funny as fuck????
@pan_talone
not everyone here has the humour of a nine year old to find this “shit” funny.
@the_sixth has changed the group name from “stop being a lil whiny bitch and come at me, i dare u” to “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU”
@zan.needs.dick
And “someone” here does not have a humour at all, what a sad pathetic life they must lead.
@pan_talone
still not as sad and pathetic as your life, i can say that with utmost certainty.
@the_eighth has changed the group name from “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU” to “ew no way, id fuck ur mom though shes hot”
@zan.needs.dick
then i must say you have a rather screwed and faulty perception of what sad and pathetic means. i truly pity you.
@sands
i have a free hour rn does anyone want to join me for a coffee break?
@the_sixth changed the group name from “ew no way, id fuck ur mom though shes hot” to “you didnt just fucking say that”
@columbina.uwu
sure sands! lemme grab my things i’ll meet you out at the front in 5 mins.
@pan_talone
you are the one with screwed and faulty perception, not me.
@zan.needs.dick
thats all you’re gonna say? you need to work on your comebacks, pantalone darling. they’re as pathetic as your life, how sad.
@the_eighth has changed the group name from “you didnt just fucking say that” to “idc go cry about it like the little bitch u are”
@pan_talone
Shut the fuck up.
stop being so fucking condescending and dont ever call me “darling” again.
@arle_xxxxx
i cant belive im saying this but where is childe? its unusual for him to be absent when things are chaotic as they are.
@zan.needs.dick
whatever i dont fucking care
@the_sixth has changed the group name from “idc go cry about it like the little bitch u are” to “you’re on thin fucking ice, STOP ANGERING ME”
@nella_xo
you are right, i was thinking the same.
he is generally the one starting these stupid bickerings or at least fanning the flames.
@the_captain has added @the_eleventh to the group chat
@nella_xo
Ah, so thats why childe wasn’t engaging with us in the conversation. We forgot to add him back.
@the_captain has revoked admin permissions from @the_sixth
@the_captain has revoked admin permissions from @the_eighth
@the_captain has suspended @the_sixth and @the_eighth from the group chat for 2 hours
@arle_xxxxx
fucking deserved
@the_captain has changed the group name from “you’re on thin fucking ice, STOP ANGERING ME” to “learn discipline, practice patience and hail her majesty”
@the_captain
behave.
@the_eleventh
i’ll behave just for you daddy ♥
@the_captain has suspended @the_eleventh from the group chat for 1 hour
@zan.needs.dick
that was his first words after being added again. i literally can’t with him.
@pan_talone
bold words from someone whose username says “needs dick” don't you think?
@zan.needs.dick
its a pun. based on my name. and funnily enough my preferences. its supposed to be funny.
@pan_talone
can’t say i find it funny
@zan.needs.dick
can you stop being so stuck up? Your username is literally “pan”talone like that isnt a pun
@pan_talone
Are you calling my name funny? is that what you’re saying?
@zan.needs.dick
wtf no. im saying its your username. like pan_talone. you literally set it up that way. for it to be a pun?
@pan_talone
And what about it?
@zan.needs.dick
Nothing?? im just pointing out the irony?
@pan_talone
there is no irony
@zan.needs.dick
there is though
@pan_talone
No there isnt
@zan.needs.dick
but clearly there is
@pan_talone
I think you dont know the meaning of irony,
@zan.needs.dick
i do, im a scholar. what the hell do you even take me for?
@pan_talone
you might be a scholar but do you actually know the true meaning of irony?
@zan.needs.dick
Im intrigued by your words.
what exactly is the true meaning of irony?
@pan_talone
true meaning of irony is when—
ah, seems like i am needed elsewhere. I will tell you later.
@zan.needs.dick
wait huh??
come back! I NEED TO KNOW.
@arle_xxxxx
idiot.
@zan.needs.dick
?
[delivered and read by all]
Private chat
@rexlapis
are you aware of what you’re asking of me? the extent of what your request entails? the consequences will be dire.
@her.majesty
i know. and trust me i have not taken this decision lightly. it is high time, we can not go further following the same old baseless and useless regimen.
@rexlapis
I understand, it will be a lie if I say I haven’t had similar thoughts in the past. I shall support you in this endeavour to the best of my capabilities.
@her.majesty
i appreciate your help, dear friend. i knew you wouldn’t let me down.
@rexlapis
My help alone would not be enough, you know this as well as I. We need the others co-operations and I am afraid it will not come easy.
@her.majesty
you don’t need to tell me that, i have foreseen that already. let us say i have plans for the others, plans that will ensure their hearty support :)
@rexlapis
…i sure do pity them.
you are scary when you want to be
@her.majesty
aww dw you’re safe from me morax <3
@rexlapis
but of course.
I doubt you can scare me, your underhanded tactics are too, shall we say, “predictable” to me.
@her.majesty
do not presume what you know of me by underestimating my determination, i might still surprise you.
@rexlapis
Of that, I have no doubt. You are a very focused individual.
@her.majesty
hmph thats enough out of you morax.
@rexlapis
very well, i bid you farewell for now.
I shall see you in class for chemistry later in the day, till then.
@her.majesty
urgh i forgot i had chemistry today, fucking fuck. my day cannot get worse than this.
[delivered]