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Chapter 1: What! A Story of Two Dreamlands? Part 1/Dedede Doubles Down.

When another of King Dedede's schemes goes wrong, he inadvertently gives Nightmare Enterprises an idea.

Meanwhile, the first official meeting of the Star Allies is about to commence, and Kirby is exited to see his friends again, especially after he'd heard that one of his friends had been practicing on her own.

Dedede trudged back into his throne room being followed by his loyal toadie and fellow schemer, Escargon. Another failed plan under his ample-sized belt. It was still dark out, as his plan had barely gotten passed midnight. He immediately took a seat in the robotic chair he called a throne and turned it towards the side. He pressed a button on the armrest causing a giant TV screen to appear out of a hidden compartment in the wall, revealing a sharply dressed, oddly human man with grey skin, square shades, and a sharp suit.

“Well,” Began the man, simply known as Customer Service “If it isn't my favorite cantankerous king, how's it going Triple-D”

“Y'all's pillows wuz a fast actin' flop!” Dedede shouted

“The townsfolk slipped out of it pretty quick, thanks to Sir Meta Knight.” Escargon simply stated, before looking to Dedede, “Why do we let him stay in the castle anyway?”

“He may be takin' dat pink pests side but he does protect mah castle, which is what he's paid to do. 'Sides, YOU wanna tell 'im were kickin' 'im out?”

A chill ran down Escargon's spine at the thought of confronting a warrior like Sir Meta Knight. “Alright, I get it Sire,” he then turned his attention to Customer Service “As for you, we keep ordering all these monsters and I'm starting to notice a pattern.”

“Pattern?” parroted customer service.

“Every single ding-a-darn one o' thems wuz a fail-ya!” bellowed Dedede as he shook his fist. He then crossed his arms in thought,“It's almost as if y'all's don't wanna be rid o' Kirbeh.”

“Oh trust me Big D” Customer Service said, putting his hands together on one side of his face and leaning slightly in the other direction, “It is our top priority. It's just that, while we can send you monsters to help you, It's up to you on how you wish to proceed with using them.”

“Don't give us that!” Escargon rebutted, “Some of those schemes were your idea, so the failure is on you. Besides, it's that little girl, the daughter of the cabinet minister that REALLY derails our plans.”

“Yeah, but it's not like ah can get rid o' her. Ebrum would never speak to me again, and ah need 'im for dip-a-lo-matic reasons.” Dedede closed his eyes, deep in thought.

“Careful your majesty, don't get a headache.” Escargon chuckled to himself, only to have a fist slam down on his eye stalks.

“See, dis is mah problem.” Dedede mused “as great a schema' as ah am, Ah only got Escar-goon heah to talk to.” Escargon was about to say something but the king continued. “Evereh tahm I come up with a brilliant idea all you do is offer sah-chasm, call me names, and question mah In-ge-noo-ee-tah! Ah need someone to talk to who will offer good advice. Someone with my kinda ideas. Someone ah can respect!”

“But Sire, the only person who you would respect is yourself, and it's not like we can order up a second you.”

“Oh” Customer Service perked up “a second King Dedede might actually work!”

“Now hol-up deah!” Dedede interjected “Don't yall be thinkin' bout clonin' me.”

“Relax big guy, simply cloning you? That's not our style. No, we here at Nightmare Enterprises think big, and a Dedede-sized idea just popped into my head.” at this, customer service leaned closer to the screen and put his hand up, as if whispering, “Have you ever heard of multiverse theory?”

“Multivitamin' what-nah?”

“MULTIVERSE theory,” Escargon corrected “is the idea that there are multiple versions of our universe running parallel time-wise to our own. Some with only slight changes, some which are entirely different.” he could tell by the confused look the king was giving him that he would have to dumb it down. “Basically, there are many Popstars, presumably with many King Dededes ruling over them.”

“And we could pluck a Dedede from one o' them, and team up to pummel that little bouncy-ball!” Dedede Immediately picked up on the idea. “How fast can yall get 'im here!”

Woah, slow down there D-man.” Customer service had his hands up. “We here at Nightmare enterprises have been experimenting with peering into other universes in order to expand our empi-eh, business so that others may experience our excellent service. We've come far in our work, but just looking into other universes isn't easy. For now all we can get is basic information, stuff like stats and descriptions, all text based. In order to teleport between dimensions, you would need to power up our new prototype teleporter, and not even we here at Nightmare Enterprises could whip up that kinda juice.”

“Another plan down the drain, this one sunk before it even started” Escargon said sadly. But to everyone's surprise, Dedede started laughing.

“Listen heah specks, you send me that teleportah whats ya pro-tah-type, I'll provide tha-powa.”

“No offense King D, but I don't think the castle generators would be able to pump out the electricity we need.” customer service questioned, only to be met by a dededevious look.

“Who said anythin' 'bout the castle generators?”

---

The sounds of Channel DDD blasted in the background as Tiff read her book. Tuff and Kirby sat happily on the Ebrum family couch, watching some dumb cartoon on TV about robots, she couldn't be bothered to pay attention. Fololo and Falala assisted Lady Like with some chores, while her father, cabinet minister Sir Ebrum, went over some documents the king sent to him. “And once again, the entirety of the budget his majesty wants me to balance makes no sense.” he mused. “why am I even balancing the budget, I'm a cabinet minister, not a treasurer.”

“I'm pretty sure King Dedede doesn't even know what a cabinet minister is.” Tiff theorized.

“Yeah,” Tuff chimed in, “and why does he need you to balance a budget when he spends money on whatever he wants without thinking? Sounds to me like he thinks he needs a cabinet minister and doesn't know what to do with you.”

“Poyo?” Kirby said, confused on the whole situation.

“Whezer or not ze budget is fake or not is not for us to question.” Lady Like said flatly. “We live a cushy lifestyle in ze castle and it would be best not to look ze gift horse in ze mous, no?”

“Quite, my dear.” Sir Ebrum agreed, stretching his arms over his head. “in any case, I could just write some gobbledy-gook down and submit that, eh-what?”

“Yeah, come relax. It's not like something is happening right now anyway.” Tiff offered. She glanced out the window. It had been mere moments from busting Dedede's latest nightmare pillows scheme and it was still dark outside, but the family had decided to get an early start on the day anyway. NONE of them wanted to fall back asleep. She turned her attention back to her book. It had gotten to the point in the story where the handsome prince had just slain a dragon and was carrying his lovely girl back to the castle safely. Reading this, Tiff briefly turned her attention to Kirby. The little guy was known throughout Cappytown as a hero. 'Would he ever find a girlfriend?' she thought to herself. She tried to imagine Kirby in a relationship with a girl, only to chuckle to herself. 'Kirby, capable of a relationship? Not a chance. Not in this universe or the next.'

Suddenly, the lights went black. No one could see a thing. Pitch darkness, save for a soft moonlit glow from the window. “WAH!” Tuff screamed “What happened to the TV? It was just getting to the good part!”

“Poyoyo! Poyoyo!” Kirby yelled. The poor little puffball was running around the room in a panic.

“Relax everyone, it's just a power outage. They happen from time to time.” Sir Ebrum made an attempt to calm everyone down.

“Not in Castle Dedede they don't.” Tuff rebbutted.

“Tuff's got a point dad, all my life I've lived here and never once has the power gone out.” Tiff mused “It's gotta be another one of Dedede's plots.”

“One of mah plot's to what? Play Hidy-go-seek in da dark?”

Everyone turned to face the new voice in the room. Where they saw King Dedede standing there, with several waddle dees behind him holding candles. “King Dedede.” Tiff stated flatly.

“Your highness!” Sir Ebrum stated “Is something the matter?”

“Y'all mean asides from the 'lectricity given' out?” Dedede said flatly. Tiff was about to say something when Dedede continued. “Ah've actually come because ah need Kirbeh's help with something.”

“Poyo?”

“Kirby's help?” Tiff questioned, “Forget it. It's another trick.”

No tricks heah girly. Da powahs gone out for the whole dang castle. Nothin' what runs 'lectricity's workin', and dat means no link To NME.” Tiff lowered her expression. As much as she hated to admit it, he had a point. “The waddle dee's ah workin' hard to restore da castle's generators, but it's gonna take 'em time, couple o' days by Escargons es-tee-mate. In da meantime, he's whipped up a tem-po-rarry solution to dis here lack-o-juice, and it requires Kirbeh's help.”

“Still no deal!” Tiff yelled. “Even if there is no power, I don't trust you. Why should Kirby help you?”

“Cause every second Y'all refuse, ya can't read yo book.” Tiff crossed her arms, closed her eyes and turned away. “Look, ah'll cut y'all a deal, girly. You let me use Kirbeh to restore powah to da castle, and I won't ordah a monstah for a whole week.”

Tiff peered at him, curious. “A week?”

“Yep! One whole week without a single monstah. I'll even shake on it, with mah other hand plain out in view.” King Dedede extended his right hand, while putting his left hand out in the air for all to see.

Tiff was silent for a couple of seconds. It was true that without power, Dedede couldn't order monsters from Nightmare Enterprises. And the castle did need power. And considering the ordered monsters practically every day, A week would be a fine vacation, but. “Make it two weeks.”

Dedede didn't flinch an inch “You drive a hard bargain, but ah accept.” he said plainly.

Finally she reached out for Dedede's hand “I'd better not regret this, Dedede.” she said, “and I'll be watching you.”

“Fair enough” Dedede said as they shook hands. And Dedede was planning on keeping his word.

After all, he wouldn't need a monster with two Dededes around.

---

Dedede lead the lot of them into a big room in the castle's catacombs. On the other side of the room were two platforms. The smaller one looked like it was made for Kirby, with two electrical prods with blue-green rings on them pointing inwards. The rings were arranged in such a way that the prods looked like cones. It sat in one corner of the room, with a glass dome hanging above it. The larger one in the other corner looked just like the Nightmare Enterprises delivery service teleporter she'd seen the king use before. Midway between the two platforms was a computer, which really got Tiff's brain working overtime. “Y'all stay here while I get Escargon in heah to explain how dis device works. He's currently sup-ah-vizin' da waddle dees as dey repaih da generatahs.” and with that, Dedede left.

“This has got to be a trap.” Tiff said, looking at the two separate platforms.

“A wise conclusion to come to.” Said a familiar, accented voice.

Tiff and Tuff turned around to see the familiar star warrior, wrapped up in his cape walking up behind them. They swore they heard guitar from somewhere. “Sir Meta Knight” They both said. “Glad you're here. Do you have any idea what Dedede is up to?” asked Tiff

“I am unsure. Sword and Blade have confirmed to me that the generators are in working order, but the waddle dees aren't letting anyone near them.” Sir Meta Knight looked to the platforms and computer. “From what I have investigated the smaller platform is designed to absorb immense amounts of electricity, and the large platform is an experimental Nightmare Enterprises Transport system.”

“Experimental?” Tiff questioned

“Yes. It seems King Dedede wishes to order something that Nightmare Enterprises needs extra power to provide. But what that is, I'm not sure.”

“Then we have to stop him!” Tiff began to walk toward the door Dedede left from, but Sir Meta Knight put a hand out to stop her. “Sir Meta Knight?”

Sir Meta Knight had a contemplative look on his face (not that Tiff could see his face). “Apologies Tiff, but I think we should let Dedede go through with his plan.”

“WHAT!” Tiff screamed

Sir Meta Knight simply drew his hand back into his cape “It will allow us to see what Nightmare Enterprises has been working on,” he paused deep in thought, “and, I'm not sure how to put this... but I have a good feeling about this”

“You do?” Tuff interjected

“Yes.” Sir Meta Knight looked at Kirby. “I don't know how to explain it, but I feel, hopeful.”

“Sir Meta Knight...” Tiff said softly.

“Meta-Poyo.” Kirby spouted, clearly worried.

“We're back!” Came the harsh voice of King Dedede with Escargon in tow.

“Here's the deal.” Escargon stated “We figure that Kirby can generate electricity if he swallows something electric, similar to how he can spit fire after swallowing some of the stuff.” Tiff figured he made sense so far. “So, we feed him some batteries and then he stands under that glass dome and generates a metric ton of energy. We can then store that energy in a large battery, which should last us until the generators are back online.” as he said this, a group of waddle dees stood a giant battery up on end on the big platform. “How does that sound.”

Tiff hesitated at first, but remembered what Sir meta knight said. “Alright, but no tricks.”

“None whatsoevah” Dedede said with a smile on his face. “And remember, as thanks that's no monstahs for two whole weeks.” Dedede then pulled out a pair of batteries and turned toward Kirby. “Time for yall to be usefull for once, Kirbeh. Eat dese heah batteries.” one quick toss and Kirby swallowed the batteries. He then launched into the air, only for a jewel to slam straight into his forehead, knocking him down and forming a crown. He got up to realize his head had blue fire burning on top of it. He panicked before steeling his nerves, Changing to a bright green color and transforming that blue fire into sparks.

“Hm.” Sir Meta Knight mused “I do believe this is Spark Kirby”

“Impressive,” said Escargon, clearly unimpressed, “Now stand over there on that platform, you green menace.” Kirby happily jumped on the platform, though he did get a little worried when the glass dome was lowered onto him. “The glass is for our protection, don't want anyone electrocuted because of a wayward spark.”

Meanwhile, Dedede was whispering into a walkie-talkie “You found one?”

“Got one, your nastiness,” Said the smooth voice of Customer Service “and he's a doozy of a Dedede. The readings here are off the charts. Once we have enough juice, we'll deliver him right to you.” Dedede could not wipe the smile off his face.

“Alright Kirby, start small. I need to make sure that the system is working properly.” Kirby nodded and gave off a small amount of power. The computer in front of Escargon whirred to life as he began typing “All right. All systems seem to be in order. Connecting to the battery. Ugh, No I don't want to download a firmware update right now, darn pop-ups. Okay Kirby, full blast!” He shouted. Kirby gave it his all and began generating a ton of energy. Tiff folded her hands while Tuff hid behind Sir Meta Knight. “That's it Kirby, keep going.” Escargon said giving Kirby a thumbs up. Kirby liked helping so he kicked his energy into overdrive.

“Atta boy Kirbeh!” Dedede shouted. 'Ah cannot believe ah just said that.'

“Sire, we gotta problem.” Escargon said shakily “I think he's providing too much power!”

“Da more da merriah!”

“I'm serious Your Majesty, He might be overdoing it!”

“You worreh too much!”

As Spark Kirby continued to generate power, the machine in the other corner of the room began to glow.

“Ready when you are, Big D!” Customer Service suddenly shouted loud enough for everyone to hear.

“Wait!” Tiff shouted, but it was too late, the waddle dees had already removed the fake battery

“Hit it!”

“Kirby!”

“Look out!” Sir Meta Knight shouted. The machine jolted to life. The sheer force of the Inter-Universal teleport it was trying to pull off began to shake the room violently. Not to mention that Kirby was clearly overloading the machine. Not that Dedede or customer service cared. Suddenly a giant bright flash came from the middle of the platform as lightning began to ball up and the ceiling began to crumble.

“KIRBY!”

“SIRE!”

“TAKE COVER!”

“LOOK OUT YOU FIVE!”

“BRING ON A SECOND HELPIN' O' DEDEDE!”

---

Kirby couldn't be more excited. He looked down upon Dreamland as he rode the warpstar from his house in Green Greens to Mt. Dedede. Today was the first official meeting of the Star Allies and he couldn't wait to see all his friends again. Well, he couldn't wait to see them when a crisis wasn't happening of course. He thought back to the previous adventure last week. How he'd, as Susie described it, killed an omni-dimensional god of destruction. Kirby apologized, only for Susie to say that it was a good thing. He supposed he'd just take her word for it. He was shaken out of his musings when he spotted Mt. Dedede and the giant castle sitting on the mountains peak. But that wasn't where he was headed. At the base of the mountain was a newly constructed pavilion, bright blue and white with the star allies logo, four stars following in the trail of a friend star, neatly painted on the roof.

“Impressive isn't it, fellow Star Ally?” He heard a voice from his right only to be staring at a Blue Galleon being driven by one of his newest friends.

“Magolor!” Kirby cheered. “How have you been?”

“Very well my friend!” Magolor called back jovially, the egg shaped wizard waving one of his floating hands. “And how has my Bestest-Best Friend been since last week?”

“Good” Kirby answered.

“Very good.” Magolor stated “Love to stay and chat, but business is business.” The Lor Starcutter then sped up, heading towards its designated landing pad. Kirby sped up too, planning not to crash the Warpstar this time. He always flew it straight into the ground and shattered it. It would rebuild itself almost instantly. Kirby felt bad for it so he was working on his landing. He concentrated on landing as hard as he could. Gently... Gently...

He would end up plowing full speed into the side of the mountain and falling in front of the pavilion.

“Kirby!” A bandanna wearing waddle dee worriedly approached his fallen friend. “Are you alright?” He rolled Kirby over to discover a dazed look on his face, but he was otherwise unharmed.

“I'm good Bandanna Dee” Kirby stated. He got up and looked around. The place was awe-inspiring. Out front were landing pads for various crafts such as the Starcutter, the Squeaks ship, and Susie's personal cruiser, a long car-like ship sharing the color pallet of her business suit. There was also one for the Royal Ripple Saucer, but it wasn't here yet. As he looked at the buildings front face, it kinda looked like a high school Gymnasium (not that Kirby would know what that is.) Four bright white pillars holding up a deep blue roof that curved from one end to the other. From the roof, hung a bright blue sign with white text: Star Allies Council Pavilion. In front of each pillar stood a statue for the four charter members of the Star Allies, Bandanna Waddle Dee, Meta Knight, King Dedede, and Kirby himself. As he and Bandanna Dee made their way to the building, two familiar faces joined them.

“It's nice to see you Kirby” Said a woman with pink hair and floating arms.

“Likewise, Bandanna Dee” Stated the oh-so familiar masked knight.

“Susie! Meta Knight! You made it!” Said Kirby ecstatically

“Tone it down Kirby, you are way to excited” Meta Knight said simply. “This may be the first official meeting of the Star Allies, but it's really no big deal.”

“Oh, but it is.” Susie interjected. “I have so many things to share with everyone. I have been working on the new detection system, and it's, as Kirby might say, a doozy.”

“As do I” Interjected a third voice. The trio turned to see the Six handed spider wizard heading their way.

“Taranza!” Kirby yelled “So many friends are here.”

“Good to see you to Kirby, and I have a big announcement as well. Though it has less to pertain to the Star Allies as Susies announcement, I believe.” making a hand gesture toward Susie, who blushed and took his hand. As they walked to the pavilion, Kirby scratched his head.

“When did Taranza and Susie become such good friends?” Kirby asked, though happy that they were getting along.

“They're more than just friends, Kirby.” Meta Knight explained.

“...Very, VERY good friends?”

“...See you inside Kirby.” he deadpanned as he headed for the front entrance. Kirby scratched his head and looked to bandanna dee for an explanation, who simply shrugged, so Kirby decided to leave it for now. Kirby would have headed for the entrance, if not for the arrival of his newest friends.

“Bonjam Kirby” Said a hooded figure in a white and gold robe. He was flanked on all sides by 3 women wearing black religious outfits and general caps. “and once again, thank you for freeing us from the jamba heart. Sorry about the trouble we caused.”

“No problem Hyness” Kirby said simply, he was going to say more before he was accosted (read: fawned over) by the ice general with the blue hair.

“Aww, I still can't get over how cute you are, Kirby.” she said patting him on the head and giving him a small hug.

“Careful Francisca” said the red-haired Flamberge playfully, “You know how Ribbon gets when people touch her property.”

“Flamberge!” the yellow-haired eldest, Zan Partizanne stated with authority, before turning to Kirby, “I do apologize for their behavior, they're just excited for the proceedings.”

“So am I, it's nice seeing everyone when there isn't a universe ending crisis happening!” Kirby said smiling.

“Quite, besides the Ripple Star Fairies, I believe we are the last ones here. Let us head inside.” Zan led the way while the others followed. Kirby was happy to see everyone here, but had to wonder what Flamberge meant when she said he was “Ribbons Property”. Did she purchase him, or was it one of those metaphors Meta knight was always going on about.

---

Inside the building, there were more friends in the entry lobby. The lobby was furnished with a blue carpet, blue chairs and sofas, blue tables, generally a lot of blue with white trim. There were two white double-doors leading to a large room at the back of the building on either side of the reception desk, and two white single-doors leading off the sides of the lobby. One was labeled bathrooms while the other was labeled cafeteria. Everyone that Kirby knew was there. Well almost everyone. The people that were there were visiting in the lobby. Kirby could see the Squeaks talking to Rick, Kine, and Coo. Gooey was doing his own thing, while Bandee went over to say hi. Magolor had already caught up with Taranza and were discussing magic, and Susie was making suggestions to Doc about the technology on the squeaks ship. However, Kirby zeroed in on a particular painter wearing a blue-green smock. “Adeleine!” he cheered

“Oh, Kirby. There you are. I was wondering when you would show up.” she said.

“All of my friends are here! It's so great!” Kirby said “I wish we could always meet up like this.”

Adeleine was about to speak, only to be interrupted by a voice behind her. “You gonna introduce me or what?” Kirby looked behind Adeleine only to see another Adeleine, only this one looked different. It was a boy, first off, and he was wearing a brown-green smock instead of a blue-green one. He also had a paint texture to him, so Adeleine had clearly painted him.

“OH! Sorry. Kirby, this is my new partner Ado. Painted him myself.” Adeliene said introducing him. Kirby was always happy to meet a new friend, but Kirby couldn't shake a particular feeling.

“Sup Puffy!” Ado said waving his brush.

“He looks familiar” he said, and he didn't mean he looked like Adeleine.

“Oh, that's because I based him off of who I was before.” Adeleine said proudly. Kirby simply tilted his “head” in confusion. Adeleine quickly realized why and begun to explain. “Remember when Dark Matter took over all of Pop star, and you had to collect all of the Heart Stars to vanquish it?” Kirby simply nodded, before a realization hit him.

“That was you!” Kirby stated, to which Adeleine nodded. “Wait, you were a boy back then?”

“Yep.”

“And you're a girl now?”

“Yep.”

“How?”

“It's called transitioning,” Adeleine explained “I kinda used the star rod to magically do it. Don't tell anyone okay.”

“Did you not like being a boy?”

“Well, It wasn't that I didn't like being a boy, It's just that I felt more comfortable being a girl.”

That made Kirby feel better, at least she was happy.“Well, I like being a boy, so I'll stay a boy.”

“Good for you Kirby.” Adeleine said with a soft smile.

Kirby was going to leave it at that when it hit him. “Wait, new partner? What happened to Ribbon? Is she okay?”

“Calm down Kirby. She's okay, but she wanted to branch out on her own. Everyone's been calling her my sidekick since the Jambandra incident, and she wanted to show people she was a hero in her own right.” Kirby felt relieved, happy to hear his friend was safe. “I hear she's been practicing something, and can't wait to show you.”

“Attention everyone.” a voice stated over the loudspeaker. “The fairies of Ripple Star will be arriving shortly. If everyone would take their place in the Auditorium.”

“We better get going.” Ado stated. Adeleine and Kirby agreed and entered the big room at the back. Kirby couldn't believe his eyes. The room was a giant hexagon. On the outskirts were rows and rows of seats, flooded with Pop Star's denizens. Various Knuckle Joes, dees, doos, and others were seated in the theater-like seats. Then, a series of 6 short walls seperating the masses from the key members of the Star Allies, which all sat in the middle ring in labled seats. Then, next ring in there sat a table in the shape of five sides of a hexagon, four for the four far flung leaders (Magolor, Susie, Taranza and Queen Tiara) and one for the 4 Charter Members (Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede and BWD) and a hexagonal stage in the center. On the one side without the table was a large screen, Probably used for presentations. This place looked professional. As Kirby walked to his seat, he saw King Dedede already sitting there.

“King Dedede!” He shouted and tackled the big bird.

“Kirby! ACK! You little brat!” King Dedede shouted, toppling over onto the ground. King Dedede glared at the Little ball now sitting on his stomach, before relenting. “Good to see you too Kirby.”

Kirby had a special place in his heart for the King, his first ever friend, even if King Dedede didn't believe it at the time. Kirby took his seat and thought about how far the King had come. He remembered their first tussle in King Dedede's ring all those years ago. Back then Kirby couldn't even speak. Only saying “Hi.” and various other one word phrases. Kirby confronted the King because he had stolen all the food in Dreamland. But it was only after the fight, when the King went to sulk off alone after crying that Kirby understood what was truly going on. The only reason King Dedede was mean was because he was lonely. Sure he had the Dees as servants, but they weren't his friends back then, they just followed his orders. So Kirby did what no one else would, and comforted the King. At first, King Dedede wanted nothing to do with it. But slowly over time the King had finally accepted Kirby's friendship. Sure, he was still a bit of a bully with an ego almost as big as his gut, but he gladly palled around with Kirby and Kirby was happy with that. It was then Kirby noticed that there were five seats instead of four at the charters table “Who's the fifth seat for?” Kirby asked.

“Oh,” King Dedede said, suddenly blushing and rubbing the back of his head “We as a collective decided that, even though she isn't a founding member of the Star Allies, Ribbon should sit next to you.”

Kirby felt his face heat up. Ribbon? Next to him? Not that he didn't like the Idea, the closer his friends were the better, but why? He didn't get time to ask as the doors were pushed open and two ripple fairies flew in. One had purple hair in space buns, with a green dress and two black shoes. The other had a yellow cap with orange hair. She wore a white shirt with flower patterns with a yellow skirt with brown shoes. The one in green raised her hand. “Announcing, her royal majesty, Queen Tiara.” That's when the queen walked in. She wore her usual long white, red, and pink dress with too long sleeves, her gold tiara, her round glasses, Blue and red tie, and long braided pigtails. She was much taller than the other fairies, and was the only one that walked along the ground rather than flying. She waltzed regally into the room, only to immediately trip and fall flat on her face. The entire room gasped and King Dedede jolted from his seat, rushing over to her.

“Are you alright, Your Grace?” He asked

“Yeah, I'm fine your highness.” she said chuckling out of embarrassment. She grabbed Dedede's hand who began to escort her to her seat as the third and final ripple fairy flew into the room and made a Beeline for Kirby. A pink haired fairy with a bright red ribbon, wearing a red dress with a zig-zag skirt, white cuffs, a flower petal style white collar, and two yellow buttons on the front.

“Ribbon!” Kirby shouted as she flew straight for him. She grabbed him and raised him into the air in a hug, causing his face to turn bright red.

“Kirby!, I'm so glad to see you again. It's been way to long.” she said excitedly as she put him back down in his seat, then took her seat right next to him. Neither of them noticed that they were instinctively holding hands.

“You think they get it?” King Dedede secretly asked Queen Tiara.

“Not yet. They just need time though.” said Queen Tiara as she took her seat. Dedede gave her a quick peck on the cheek before taking his seat at the charters table, where he secretly eavesdropped on Kirby and Ribbons conversation as everyone else filed in.

“So what's new with you?” Kirby started

“Well, did Adeleine tell you about me wanting to work on my own?”

“Yeah she did, said that everyone was calling you her sidekick.”

“They were, so I decided to have Queen Tiara teach me crystal magic.”

“That's awesome!”

“It gets better, the first thing she taught me is teleportation magic, the same magic the Great Crystal used to teleport us from planet to planet when we were collecting the shards.”

“Cool!”

“And the coolest part is that I can teleport from Ripple Star to Pop Star whenever I want now, so...”

Kirby leaned in close.

“I'm moving to Dreamland”

“WOW!” Kirby shouted

“In fact, King Dedede said he would build my house right next to yours.”

“Yay, I finally have a neighbor! I always wanted one of those. So what other magic did you learn”

“check this out” Ribbon waved her hand and almost out of nowhere 4 crystal shards appeared. They floated above her and had different colors. The first one was the standard deep blue, the next was frosty light blue, the third was bright orange, and the fourth was a bright pink. “Each one represents a different type of magic I can utilize. The deep blue one is standard crystal magic, like teleportation, purification, repelling dark matter, stuff like that. The Light blue crystal is ice magic, the orange crystal is fire magic, and the pink crystal is Healing magic.”

“Woah.”

“Yep, every time I learn a new type of crystal magic, the great crystal gives me a shard that allows me to cast that magic whenever I want.”

“Amazing.”

“AHEM!” Both of them were jolted out of their conversation by Susie. “We are all seated, If his Majesty would be so kind as to start the proceedings.”

“OH! Right.” Dedede said, floating up to the stage. “The first meeting of the Star Allies can now begin. The first Item on the agenda, the disappearance of Marx and Dark Meta Knight.”

---

Kirby could barely concentrate after that point, not that anyone expected him to. Though he was a charter member of the Star Allies, and it's most powerful one, It was usually King Dedede, Meta Knight, Magalor, Susie, Taranza, and Queen Ripple that handled all the brainy stuff. Kirby just beat up bad guys so they couldn't hurt his friends. He tried to feign interest as the other members talked about stuff.

First on the docket was Marx and Dark Meta Knight. They had disappeared after helping to defeat the possessed mage sisters, and the others thought they could be a problem. 'If they start misbehaving again, I'll just beat them up.' Kirby thought.

The next was a surveillance system that was put in place around the galaxy by Susie to detect if any threats were incoming. It wasn't perfect, and Kirby didn't really care about how it worked, but it did mean that he would get info about a baddie ahead of time.

Then she announced that she had been working with Magolor on utilizing the Lor Starcutter's inter-dimensional travel tech to create a series of warp tunnels, making traveling to other planets easier. That was nice. They had nothing concrete yet, but they were working on it.

Taranza then announced that the Floralians named him king, and he would be looking to strengthen relationships with other kingdoms. Good for him.

At that moment, Kirby was fully tuned out, and only got bits and pieces. Something about a virtual training room in Castle Dedede, the Squeaks efforts in reforming from thieves to treasure hunters, and Adeleine introducing Ado to the others. Kirby was about to fall asleep, until.

“And that concludes the first meeting of the Star Allies, some snacks will be waiting in the cafeteria for you all.”

“SUSIE! DO NOT MENTION THE...”

“Did someone say snacks?” Kirby perked right up and dashed for the door, only to be tackled by King Dedede.

“You dish up last, You pink glutton!”

“Let me go, there's snacks!”

Meta knight flew on top of King Dedede who was trying to hold Kirby down. “You know, King Dedede, you have quite the appetite yourself, when were you planning on dishing up?”

“Not the point right now Meta Knight!”

Bandanna Waddle Dee ran in front of Kirby, “Please try to control yourself Kirby, we can't have you eating all the food. It's for everyone!”

Ribbon then flew over to Kirby and placed a hand on his head “You can wait with me and I'll dish up last with you Kirby.”

“Or you can dish up FIRST with me. Get off me you feathered fatso.”

Magolor couldn't help but laugh at the scene in front of him. The rest of the Star Allies had given the five some space until it was all resolved. Suddenly, his eyes went pinprick. A chill washed over him. A pulse of magic he couldn't explain, like a powerful force was tearing through the fabric of reality. Apparently he wasn't the only one who noticed, as Susie's tablet began to beep. She looked at it and then looked to Magolor, who began to buckle. A powerful magic, amplified by technology was sending waves of impossible, unstable energy across the expanse of reality. Someone from another universe was trying to brute force their way into theirs. Then he heard voices, feint but clear.

“KIRBY!”

“SIRE!”

“TAKE COVER!”

He looked to the five on the floor and his eyes widened as they began to glow.

“LOOK OUT YOU FIVE!”

They all looked at Magolor, but it was too late. In a large flash and a deafening boom, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Bandanna Waddle Dee, and Ribbon were all gone. He heard one last voice echo in his head before silence filled the room.

“BRING ON A SECOND HELPIN' O' DEDEDE!”

Chapter Text

Chapter 2: What! A Story of Two Dreamlands? Part 2/Kirby Comes to Cappytown...Again

“*Cough* *Hack* *Sputter* E-everyone alright?” Bandanna Waddle Dee asked worriedly. It was pitch black, and there was dust everywhere. He could hear all his friends coughing up their lungs as well.

“I'm not *Hack* hurt, but all this *Ptoo* dust is making it *Wheeze* hard to breath.” Kirby responded “Anyone got a broom?”

“I always keep a *Cough* handkerchief on me.” Ribbon stated. Kirby, who assumed she was holding it out, quickly and softly inhaled in the direction her voice came from. He must have guessed correctly, because a handkerchief flew into his mouth. Immediately, Kirby transformed into Clean Kirby and pulled out a vacuum cleaner. Turning it on, the dust was cleared away in a matter of seconds. Now that they could all breath, our heroes decided to take stock of the situation.

“Ok, First a Role call to check in on everyone.” Bandanna Dee started. Recalling that Magolor said that there was five of them, he could guess which four others were pulled in. “Great King?”

“Here and unhurt.”

“Meta Knight?”

“I'm fine”

“Ribbon?”

“A little roughed-up, but don't worry about it.”

“Kirby?”

“I'm Okay”

“Poyo?”

“Good, glad to see everyone's okay and... wait... Kirby?”

“Yeah?”

“Poyo?”

Everyone stopped. Who was saying poyo? And why did they answer when Bandanna Dee called Kirby's name? “I think we should find a light.” King Dedede pitched.

“Oooh. I have one!” Ribbon spouted. A few seconds later, a soft blue light emanated from Ribbons blue crystal shard. Now that she could see, she got a good look around. Immediately to her left, was a wall of rubble, must have been a cave in when they arrived. To her right was what looked like a bunch of machinery. A smashed up glass dome,(which Clean Kirby was currently vacuuming up so no one got hurt) a smashed up computer, and what looked like a completely totaled warp platform. Someone must have teleported them in, and either made a miscalculation, or didn't know what they were doing. She gazed to King Dedede and Bandanna Dee, who were tending to each other's needs. King Dedede's coat looked scuffed, but he and BWD were otherwise unhurt. Meta knight looked as composed as usual, and his armor wasn't damaged in the slightest. And Kirby sat at the other side of the room looking confused. Now they just had to figure out...

Wait, she thought Kirby was vacuuming up the glass. She looked back, and he had just finished with the task and ejected cleaning as an ability. She looked back in the other direction, and there was Kirby, looking even more confused. Though now that she looked closer, this Kirby was different. He had a more muted color scheme, for one. His body was a mute pink with feet close to maroon, rather than Kirby's bright pink with bright red feet. He was also smaller, about half the size of the Kirby she knew. He almost looked like a baby. As she looked him over, Ribbons face slowly went from looking confused to Giddy as all get out. “Poyo?” The smaller Kirby let out as he rolled onto his side. The others seemed to finally take notice of the smaller puffball as they had their own contemplative looks.

“Well... that's interes-” King Dedede began, but was quickly interrupted.

“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” Ribbon shrieked, clearly unable to contain her excitement. “TINY KIRBY! SO CUTE!” She immediately flew over and hoisted the smaller puff into the air, cuddling and snuggling him. “We're gonna be best friends! I'll call you Kirby Jr. and we'll have picnics, and go on walks, and I'll cuddle you, and snuggle you, and love you, and squeeze you and-”

“RIBBON!” King Dedede shouted. Ribbon quickly snapped out of it, looking quite embarrassed. “We don't know what that thing is or why it looks like Kirby,” he continued. “It could be dangerous.”

“But...” Ribbon began as she held up the smaller Kirby for everyone to see. “He's a small baby, and he's adorable. Surely he wouldn't be mean to anyone.” she turned the smaller Kirby back to her “Would you little guy.”

“Payayai!” The smaller Kirby seemed to give a noise of agreement as it smiled at Ribbon, waving his hands.

“Is everyone okay in there?” came a voice from the other side of the rubble wall. It was muffled but distinctly female. Sounded like a kid, actually. The others noticed how little Kirby seemed to respond to the voice, as if it was someone he knew. King Dedede decided that he was the one who was going to respond.

“Yeah, we're all okay. A little scuffed but unhurt.” there was indecipherable mumbling on the other side for a bit, which unnerved the great king slightly, before the voice on the other side decided to respond

“Alright, don't worry we'll dig you out.”

“Actually,” King Dedede answered “ why don't you stand back, we got this.”

“O-Okay.” the voice responded after a brief silence. He heard faint footsteps as the parties on the other side walked away.

“Alright, let me see...” he said as he raised his hand up to the rubble and began knocking. He knocked all around the wall until one of the knocks sounded higher pitched. “Here." he said pointing to the area and looking at Meta Knight. Meta Knight Simply nodded and focused on the wall. With incredible speed, he slashed at the spot on the wall, making precise cuts.

“Anytime you are ready.” Meta Knight said. King Dedede dawned a smirk, and pulled out his mallet. Pressing a button on it's handle, a large jet engine appeared from it's head and began building power.

“I hope you guys are a safe distance!” He shouted before unleashing the jet in an explosive swing. Instantly a hole was knocked into the wall as light began to shine from it, the force of the impact shaking everything. “Kings first.” He stated, stepping out into the light.

---

As the rubble fell and created a wall on the far side of the room, Tiff and the others quickly exited the room and dashed into the hallway. Tiff quickly looked around. Tuff and Meta knight were fine, and of course Dedede and Escargon made it, but... “KIRBY!" She shouted. The diminutive star warrior was no where to be found. Her heart froze, she looked back into the room. A wall of rubble lined the far end. And her mind immediately went to worst case scenario. She slowly walked into the room as the thought plagued her mind. Kirby was under that rubble. Tuff saw his sister with the ghastly look on her face, and immediately went to comfort her.

“Don't worry sis, I'm sure Kirby's okay.” he said with a smile. “This isn't the first time he's survived being flattened.” Tiff's mind relaxed a little. She remembered when Kirby fought Blocky and was squashed flatter than a pancake. Still, she was worried that he might be hurt. Her thoughts were interrupted by the most annoying sound in the world.

“EH HEH HEH HEH HEH! Dat may not have gone accordin' to plan, but still, gett'n rid o Kirbeh is gett'n rid o Kirbeh.”

“You lousy king” Tiff chastised. You and I both know Kirby's survived worse.”

“Yeah, but who's gonna dig 'im out.” Dedede said and snapped his fingers. Instantly, waddle dee soldiers with spears stood between Tiff and the rubble. Tiff thought she should have expected this. Sir Meta Knight suddenly stepped up.

“Sire, I do believe it would be in everyone's best interest to clear out this rubble as soon as possible, something did arrive on the teleporter after all.”

“Eh, they're probably crushed now.” Escargon stated, walking up next to Dedede, who took off his hat in mock respect.

“A hearty farewell to da Dedede who gave his life to trap Kirbeh under rubble.”

“Wait. You were summoning another Dedede?” Tiff questioned. Dedede was about to answer when...

“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” they all heard a muffled shriek from the rubble. It must have only separated the sides of the room rather than crush everything. “TINY KIRBY! SO CUTE!” The voice was distinctly feminine, and slightly higher pitched than Tiffs. Dedede's shoulders slumped realizing Kirby wasn't crushed, but immediately perked up. The other Dedede must still be alive. He snapped his fingers, sending the waddle dees off. Tiff jumped onto part of the rubble and put her ear to it. There were definitely voices coming from inside it, multiple voices. As much as she didn't like the idea of two Dededes running around, she couldn't just leave these people on the other side of the rubble, and Kirby was there too, so she decided to shout.

“Is everyone okay in there?”

There was a few moments of silence before a big, male voice answered. “Yeah, we're all okay. A little scuffed but unhurt.”

Tuff joined her sister on the rubble, “You aren't thinking of letting another Dedede into Dreamland, are you?” he asked. Tiff looked at Sir Meta Knight, who simply gave a single nod.

“We don't have a choice Tuff. It's the nice thing to do. Besides, Kirby's on the other side of this wall, and there are others trapped too. We can't just leave them there because of a second Dedede”

“Aww. Lookit' ya'll bein' nice to a Dedede. Almost makes me wanna' give ya a big ol' hug.” Dedede said smugly, earning a look from both kids. “Almost...”

“Well... alright, but if everything goes south, I just want to say I called it.” Tuff stated.

Tiff smiled before turning back to the rubble “Alright, don't worry we'll dig you out.” she shouted.

“Actually,” the voice answered “ why don't you stand back, we got this.”

Tiff looked surprised. “O-Okay.” she answered as she walked back into the hall, followed by the others, she and Tuff stood behind Sir Meta Knight on one side of the door, while Dedede and Escargon stood on the other side of the door. It was then that the electric lights flickered back on.

“Sir Meta Knight” a distinctly British raspy voice came from behind Tiff and Tuff. The children looked back as Sword and Blade, Sir Meta Knight's loyal companions rushed to their Masters side. “We heard a huge crashing sound, What happened?”

“Erosmetaroiyeteroi, Kirby?” Blade added.

“His Majesty ordered something from a special teleporter,” Sir Meta Knight began, “Apparently he was trying to order a second Dedede, though how, I am unsure.”

“We was pluckin 'im from an alter-nate univahs.” Dedede bragged. “Needed a lota juice fer it, so ah tricked Kirbeh into provid'n the powah. Little squirt used too much. And apparently, I got more than ah bargained foah. It'll be worth it if this Dedede is as powahfull as NME says they are.”

“So multiverse theory IS true!” Tiff exclaimed “But I guess this means you were lying about Two weeks with no monsters.”

“You bet your sweet bippy, you annoying little brat!” Escargon said, only to be bonked by Dedede. “Sire?”

“Ah may be the King of Evil heah in Dreamland, but Ahm a King o' mah word.” Dedede said proudly “'Sides, I won't need a monstah to clobbah dat dere Kirbeh. I got a banga of a Dedede fo' dat.”

“I hope you guys are a safe distance!” a shout came from the rubble in the room. Suddenly an explosion happened and some of the rubble was knocked clear. Everybody braced behind the door, as the impact shook the entire castle. “Kings first.” they all heard a voice say. Everyone stepped back into the room only to see a structurally sound, door sized hole in the rubble wall. And out of that hole, stepped a second Dedede.

---

At first Tiff was distraught, another penguin shaped headache to deal with, but she took another look. This Dedede was slightly larger than theirs, with a bigger belly and bigger arms. He was wearing mostly the same outfit, though he had a slightly differently colored stomach wrap, which only rose halfway up. His top half was covered by a cream colored plain kimono, making him look more distinguished. The biggest difference was his head. He looked like he had no neck, his beak was rounder and his eyes were smaller. The final thing of note, was his hammer. It was gigantic, much larger than the one Dedede lugged around. Tiff also didn't miss the huge smile on Dedede's face. Dreamland didn't feel so safe anymore. Suddenly in a rush of wind, a blue blur flew out of the hole, through the room, and landed on a large part of the rubble, when Tiff was able to open her eyes, she saw a second Sir Meta Knight. This one was more decorated than her own. Unlike Sir Meta Knight's armor, which was dull in color and simple, this Meta Knight had armor that shone in the lights of the room his cape had a gold lining along the end, and his mask was made of a much shinier metal. His feet were wrapped in Purple greaves and he had metal plates on his gloves. What's more, his sword was much nastier looking than Sir Meta Knights own. The other Meta Knight took a quick look around before pointing his sword straight at Sir Meta Knight.

“Who are you.” He said, in a voice Tiff did not expect to come out of any Meta Knight. Unlike his Meta Knights thick, heroic swordsman accent, this Meta Knight had a deep, clearly bass voice that sounded more like a villains. The Meta Knight's shining yellow eyes narrowed as he stared down Sir Meta Knight, only to be pegged in the face with a rock. He lost his footing only briefly, and angrily turned towards the other Dedede. “What was that for!”

“Someone here needs to take a couple chill pills and call it a day, we found a second Kirby, so it only makes sense we'll find a second Meta Knight.” This Dedede's voice was also deeper, but not as deep as Meta Knights. It had a sort of nasal quality to it, but not much. Tiff also found his behavior odd. To, so casually, throw a rock at Meta Knights face, he had to be either brave, stupid, or strong. The Meta Knight was totally on edge too, Glaring at Sir Meta Knight like he was a monster or something. The fact that this Dedede was defending them also through Tiff off. This Dedede was clearly a lot calmer than theirs, though she still didn't trust him. But maybe he could be at least reasoned with. “Besides, there's children that aren't Kirby present.”

“Hm?” the Meta Knight questioned, only to finally lay eyes on Tiff and Tuff. “OH! Ahem. My apologies, I was not aware that innocents were present.” with that, the Meta Knight put away his sword and wrapped himself in his cape. He then gave a slight bow “Please accept my humble apologies, but I'm afraid I haven't had much luck with doppelgangers in the past.” Tiff smiled. It was nice to know that, no matter what this Dedede was like, Meta Knight was always a gentleman. Though that explanation had a story behind it, She was sure of it. Suddenly a thought popped into her head 'A second Kirby? That means...'

“Great King,” came a small voice from the hole. Everyone turned to see an abnormally large Waddle Dee wearing a blue bandanna walk out. “What's going on? Where are we? And why are there two of you?” At this, Tiff was taken aback. Like other waddle dees, this one lacked a mouth, so how did he talk?

That's when Dedede spoke up. “Greet'ns, as the kang 'round 'ere, I, King Dedede, would like to formality welcome ya'll to mah lil' ol' castle. Ah 'poligize for the rough landin', this is the first time we done used our muliversal warpin' tech, and we might have pumped too much juice into the system.” A moment of awkward silence hung in the air before the other Dedede decided to speak up.

“So, this was an Accident?”

“Mostly, yes.” Escargon Spoke up. “We were trying to reach another Dreamland's Dedede in order to pum-”

“Establish friendly-like relations, aftah all, two Dreamlands and two Dededes are better than one!” Dedede interrupted. “And it seems like, even though we got more than we bargained fo', it worked!” He finished proudly.

“Uh-huh” the other Dedede said, clearly skeptical, but optimistic. “Well it looks like the teleporter you used overloaded in the process. Any idea what happened?” Tiff watched as the two Dedede's spoke. The other one was clearly fishing for Information, while theirs was hiding his true intentions for some reason.

“That was that little headache Kirby's doing.” Escargon answered. “He overloaded the machine with too much power and blew the whole system to bits.”

“I DID NOT!” came a high pitched voice from within the hole.

“I don't think he was talking about you.” Came another voice, a feminine one this time.

“Poyo?” Now THERE was a voice Tiff recognized. She regained her hope as three more individuals exited the rubble room. The first was a strange girl with pink hair, a bright red ribbon, a red dress, and brown shoes. The most notable thing about her though, was her translucent wings, which allowed her to fly over everyone in the room. Was she a fairy? She looked like one, but fairies didn't exist. Right? It was then Tiff noticed she was carrying Kirby In her arms.

“Kirby, your okay!” she exclaimed. Kirby jumped out of the fairy's arms, much to her disappointment. Kirby landed in front of Tiff with a big smile on his face. He turned to the fairy and waved, who only gave a cute smile and waved back. But more importantly, walking below her was another Kirby. This one was much bigger than hers. It was also a brighter shade of pink and had bright red shoes. And as she looked closer, the blue in his eyes sparkled, almost like they were stars. “Kirby?” she asked as the other Kirby looked around the room. A big smile appeared on his face.

“YAY! So many new friends! HI!!! I'm Kirby, and I like tomatoes and playing and eating and napping and making friends! OOH! And these are my friends, King Dedede, Meta Knight, Bandanna Waddle Dee, and Ribbon.” he said happily pointing to the various faces around the room. In stark contrast to the Kirby she knew, THIS Kirby was running his mouth a mile a minute, with no end in sight. It kinda made her giggle.

“What were you saying about chill pills?” Meta knight said to King Dedede.

“Chill pills? That little brat needs horse tranqs.” he said before raising his hammer and slamming it on Kirby's head. Tiff was dismayed, so much for this Dedede being reasonable.

“OW! What was that for.”

“To calm you down. In case you haven't noticed, we've been teleported to another universe. This isn't our Dreamland.”

Kirby quieted. He looked around and finally noticed that, along with a second him, there was a second Meta Knight, and a second King Dedede, who looked like he was about to blow a gasket and was trying to hide it. He quickly regained composure and addressed everyone. “Escargon and ah, uh, have some important bizz-ness to take care of with the comp'ny ah purchased that teleporter from. Tiff,” He said turning to the girl “Would ya get yo daddy to give ouah guests a tour of the castle?” Dedede was mustering the friendliest smile he could, clearly hiding the fact that he was furious.

“Okay, Dedede” Tiff said as she rushed off to get Sir Ebrum, trusting Sir Meta Knight to keep Tuff safe.

“Good, now if ya'll excuse us.” He said as he dragged Escargon behind him.

*one awkward silence later*

“Soo...” big Kirby eventually spoke up. “What are your names?” he said pointing to the others.

“Oh” said the mop top kid, “I'm Tuff and that girl you saw earlier is my older sister Tiff, and this is Sir Meta Knight, and his friends, Sword and Blade.”

“Hi!” Kirby said cheerfully while King Dedede looked more concerned.

“It is, a pleasure to meet you.” Sir Meta Knight stated hesitantly, reaching out to shake Kirby's hand. It was odd, being eye level to Kirby, but a sort of relief came over him. 'this could be just what we need to turn the tide against Nightmare' he thought to himself.

“It's kinda weird hearing a Kirby that talks, not to mention having two Sir Meta Knights in the same room.” Sword offered.

“Seroistranerappenstaneroi, bandanna wearing waddle dee.” Blade added.

“Right,” King Dedede stated. This whole thing seemed suspect. He and 4 of his friends were sucked into an alternate Dreamland by an alternate Dedede, who is clearly keeping secrets and gave, less than convincing reasoning. “Tell me Tuff, is your King usually so...” he raised his hand trying to find the right words when Tuff finished for him.

“Weird, Yeah. He's lying to you about everything actually. He actually summoned you to help him beat Kirby. And I think he got mad because...”

---

“YOU BROUGHT MEH ANOTHA' KIRBEH!!!” Dedede bellowed at customer service, Fuming mad.

“Sire! Watch your blood pressu-AAH!” Escargon said only to be smashed over the head by a mallet.

“I wanted a Dedede, anotha' kang to help me beat on that stupid pink ball of in-fyoor-i-tah, and you DARE bring a second one into MAH KINGDOM!”

“Calm yourself, customer of the year.” customer service buttered. “We got you what we said we would. You now have a second King Dedede in your midst, perhaps together you can-”

“TWO! KIRBEHS!” Dedede shouted again. “Have you NOT BEEN PAYIN' ATTENTION! Not to mention the weeahd waddle dee and that flyin' girly, and a second Meta Knight!”

“We got two Meta Knights too? That is interesting.”

“THIS IS TREASON! HE TALKS! HE'S BIG! AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, HE'S ANNOYAHN!” Dedede was stomping around the room in a massive rage, switching between grumbling to himself and shouting at the top of his lungs. Escargon managed to push himself off of the floor.

“Looking on the bright side, this Dedede seems to hate Kirby as much as you do. Notice how he clobbered that pink doughboy right over the head!” he pointed out. Dedede turned to him and his expression changed from fury to deep thought.

“Now that ya'll mention it, he did wallop dat Kirbeh but good. Perhaps we can corrictify the stitchyation.” he pressed a button on his throne and out of the speaker came a voice.

“Yes your majesty”

“Captain Doo, we have guests. They're other versions of me, Meta Knight, Kirbeh, a large waddle dee with a bandanny, and some flyin girleh.”

“Sounds strange Sir.”

“Boy you said it, and don't ask. Anyway, Sir Ebrum is givin' dem a tour o da castle. When dey's done, ask the othah King Dedede to meet me in mah throne room and lead him heah, and tell Sir Ebrum to show em' town now that dawn's broke.”

“Ay Ay, Sir” Captain Doo responded.

“And you” Dedede pointed at customer service, “Make yaself scarce, I don't want that Dedede findin' out bout you yet.”

“Just ring when you're ready.” Customer service stated plainly as the screen disappeared.

Dedede faced his throne the right way. “Nothin's gonna stop me this time.”

---

“...and another Sir Meta Kight as well, I must say I find that hard to swallow Tiff.” said Sir Ebrum as he followed his daughter towards the room with the others.

“Trust me dad, I saw it happen and even I don't truly believe it.” Tiff said a slight nervous chuckle in her voice. In one day they had stopped Dedede's nightmare pillow scheme, and were now dealing with a second Dedede running around. As if she didn't already have enough to worry about. As she and her father approached the door, she heard voices.

“NO WAY!”

“Yep, It was a black blob of darkness, with a single eye, and after Kirby knocked it out of me, I decided to lend my superior strength to the cause, mostly out of revenge.”

“I don't recall ever facing a monster like that.”

“Neither do I, I wasn't there for it. In fact, I don't believe I've ever faced the Dark Matter horde”

“A blob of shadow that can overtake your mind, sounds downright frightening.”

“Eredoneseroifroisanneloi Unbelievable eroseni”

“It's okay. Me, Ribbon, King Dedede, and our friend Adeleine beat it and it's master up and saved everyone.”

Tiff couldn't believe what she was hearing and decided to interrupt. “Tuff, what's going on?” she said entering the room. The other Dedede was laying on his side, propping his head up with one hand. The other Kirby and the fairy, Ribbon, were sitting on top of him, with the other Meta Knight still perched on his rubble. Bandanna Waddle Dee was sitting in front of Dedede while little Kirby sat on his head. Her father looked on in astonishment.”

“Oh my! You were right Tiff, I don't believe my eyes. Another of his majesty. What a concept.”

King Dedede was about to introduce himself when Tuff spoke up. “Tiff! You're not gonna believe this, but this King Dedede is actually really cool!”

Tiff stared at her brother like he lost his head. “You're joking.”

“No joke” Tuff said “He helped fight off an evil blob of darkness called Dark Matter, and saved their entire galaxy, and Kirby, Ribbon, and Bandanna Dee all say he's telling the truth.”

Tiff looked to everyone else. “It's true!” Big Kirby said confidently. “King Dedede is a hero, and my best friend!” King Dedede simply nodded in response. “He's also the leader of the Star Allies!”

“Star Allies?” Sir Meta Knight questioned having the Star Warriors in his mind, “Is that some sort of army?”

“Not exactly,” Meta Knight answered, “It's more like a council of individual heroes, joining forces for the common good of Pop Star and the planets beyond. We take it upon ourselves to fight any force of evil in the galaxy that may threaten the lives of innocents. Or at least, that's the idea. The Star Allies was just formed last week, and we were finishing up our first meeting just as we were teleported.”

“I wanted to call us 'the bad guy fighting besties' but King Dedede said that Star Allies was catchier.” Big Kirby chimed in. “Also, he calls the shots.” King Dedede smiled smugly, before Meta Knight corrected.

“We have five decision makers in the Star Allies called the Far Flung Leaders. King Dedede is only one of them.” King Dedede's smug smile deadpanned into a scowl, as if to say 'Really...'

“Sounds like you got a good setup for defending the galaxy.” Sword offered.

“Oieseroimullineraly, Star Allies” Blade added

It was a lot for Tiff to take in. This Dedede was apparently a good guy, Kirby's best friend despite bonking him on the head earlier, and one of five heads of a heroic organization. Though she was still skeptical, for all she knows they could be lying and all working together, or brainwashed or... She was overthinking things. She'd take them at their word now, but she was watching like a hawk.

“Well,” Sir Ebrum began. “The king has ordered me to show you around the castle, so if you would be so kind as to follow me.” King Dedede got up from his position off the floor as everyone began to follow Sir Ebrum.

---

The tour was fairly standard. Sir Ebrum showed them the main attractions of Dedede castle, from the courtyard, to the barracks, to the guest rooms, all while Sir Meta Knight, Sword and Blade trailed behind. Meanwhile the waddle dees were hard at work. It was surreal for King Dedede, seeing the waddle dees work while so silent. His dees usually sing while they work. Of course they were also about half the size of his own, so that probably made things hard. “And here's our main balcony where we can survey the whole kingdom.” Sir Ebrum had them out on a large balcony that could have been a room itself. The Star Allies looked out over the kingdom. It was beautiful, and bizarre. Gone were the rolling donut hills and waterfalls out of nowhere. Gone were the giant windmill trees and star shaped patterns everywhere. Instead, a peaceful Seaside kingdom greeted them. Open plains of green grass, a forest off to one side a volcano off to the other, and just down the road from the castle sat an entire town.

“Woah, can we go see that town?” Kirby asked.

“I don't see why not.” Tiff answered. She had learned a lot about the personalities of these 5 new-ish faces. Kirby was much more talkative but still childish, constantly asking questions and getting information out of people. He seemed overly friendly and wanted to see Dedede again, which given his apparent friendship with his king, was no surprise. Meta Knight was constantly on guard, any noise he didn't expect was a potential call to action and he kept at the ready. Bandanna Waddle Dee was one of the kindest souls she'd ever met in her life. He must have known that she was worried about the whole thing, because he always asked if she was okay, to which she would answer that she was fine. Ribbon was something else entirely. She was sweet, but had a tart side to her. She would fly everywhere she went, unless she was sitting down, and anytime she caught Tiff eyeing King Dedede, she'd call her out on it. She also fawned over both Kirbies, with her smaller Kirby, she acted like a mother or big sister, but with big Kirby, she was clearly infatuated with the pink ball. It was also clear that he returned her feelings but neither knew this. They unknowingly held hands whenever they were near each other, and blushed like mad when Tuff eventually pointed it out. So much for Kirby never having a love life.

And then there was King Dedede. She couldn't put a pin on him. He mostly stayed quiet and listened intently only acting when someone else did something. Whether it was making fun of Meta Knight for being so jumpy, or smacking Kirby when he got out-of-hand. On the other hand, he was absolutely sweet with Ribbon and Bandanna Waddle Dee. A broom had fallen on the floor right behind ribbon during the tour and startled her greatly, to which King Dedede immediately wrapped her in a hug until she calmed down, and when Bandanna Waddle Dee tripped and fell, he asked if he was alright and if he needed anything. Either this King Dedede was pick-and-choose with his kindness, or there was something more to it.

Tiff looked back at the King, who was also admiring the countryside, when something caught his attention, he looked back into the building from the balcony to see a lone waddle dee, struggling to get a bottle of spray soap from a janitorial closet. The little dee couldn't reach the bottle, which was sitting on a high shelf, and was about to give up, looking forlorn. Without hesitation, King Dedede walked over and picked up the small waddle dee and lifted him to the soap. The waddle dee was confused at first, but quickly grabbed the spray soap and King Dedede set him down. The waddle dee turned to the king, only to have a yellow gloved hand reach down and pet his head. “There you go.” said the king. The waddle dee looked flabbergasted, but began on his way, stopping only once to look back at the king and wave. “You work hard now, okay!” King Dedede called. The waddle dee nodded, looking absolutely glad and continued on his way.

There is no way her Dedede would ever do that, This king must be the real deal.

“Excuse me” Said a gruff voice. Everyone turned to the waddle doo wielding a sword that approached them. “King Dedede has asked that I retrieve the new Dedede for a meeting in his throne room. He wishes to discuss business. Meanwhile, Sir Ebrum is to give the others a tour of the town.”

“No way!” Tiff protested, if she knew anything, this was another one of Dedede's schemes. But King Dedede waved his hand.

“I'd love to.” he said. Tiff wanted to protest, but King Dedede gave her a wink and a smile as he headed on his way. She guessed, good or evil, King Dedede was always gonna plot. Though whether it was in her favor or not, she couldn't tell. She hoped it was.

“A tour of the town? I'm afraid I don't have time! Lady Like is sure to wonder where I am.” Sir Ebrum complained

“And we must reconvene in our room.” stated Sir Meta Knight. “A lot has happened.”

“Forget the tour.” Stated Meta Knight plainly. “I'll tour Dreamland myself.” Meta knight jumped on the balcony edge, and what happened next earned some gasps from the others. He released the cape from around himself, only for it to transform itself into a pair of demonic wings. Before anyone could ask any questions, Meta Knight took off, speeding into the sky.

…

“WOAH! He has wings?” Tuff yelled “That's awesome!”

“That's... interesting” Sir Meta Knight said, clearly taken aback.

“They're not real, like mine,” Ribbon said. “His cape is specially designed to transform into wings. He takes off the cape, no wings.”

“Perhaps I should get a cape such as that.” Sir Meta Knight mused as he walked away, Sword and Blade following after him.

“You should go relax dad” Said Tiff

“Yeah, we can handle the town tour.” Said Tuff

“Thank you children, and be careful now.” he said as he walked away.

That left only Big Kirby, Little Kirby, Tiff, Ribbon, Tuff, and Bandanna Waddle Dee standing there. “So are we going to the town now?” Big Kirby asked.

“Yeah, Your gonna love it there Big Kirby.” Tuff said.

“Theres a lot of nice people and new friends to meet in Cappytown, and you can't stop talking about how much you like making friends.” Tiff added

“Are you kidding?” Kirby said triumphantly, “I never pass up the chance to make a new friend!” Kirby Struck a heroic pose and Ribbon started clapping. “Lets go!” he said clearly looking to Tiff and Tuff to lead the way.

“Follow us!” Tuff said as he and tiff ran towards the exit.

“Go Poyo!” Little Kirby said as he kept pace, with Big Kirby, Ribbon and Bandanna Dee behind him.

---

King Dedede entered a Gigantic set of double doors framed with his (or rather, his counterparts) Likeness. Not even King Dedede was this vain. As he would come to find out, this was only one of several red flags. Dedede Sat on a throne at the center of the room, as Escargon stood to one side. “Well Howdy there, Your High-ness!” Dedede said, Pleased as punch to see his counterpart. King Dedede remembered what Tuff had said and decided to keep it at the back of his mind. Dedede meanwhile hopped off his throne and walked towards the King. “Ah trust that the tour was Dedede-lightful?” The King couldn't help but chuckle at that.

“It was fantastic.” King Dedede answered “You have quite the place here Your Majesty, I can definitely say I like the decor. Of course, how could I not? It's got me all over it!” Both Dedede's shared a hearty laugh at that. Escargon walked up to both of them.

“The waddle dees have prepared some refreshments for you Sires.” he said smiling. Suddenly the doors opened to reveal waddle dees with refreshment carts, 4 to be exact. The lids were lifted off to reveal sandwiches, tea, cookies, and lemonade. After performing their duties they left, and King Dedede decided to test the waters.

“The waddle dees sure are diligent at their jobs,” He remarked, hoping the other Dedede answered enthusiastically. He did not.

“Yeah ah guess so, though they can be real screw ups sometimes, but they cheap, so no lookin' gift hauses in the mouth, eh?” That was not the answer King Dedede hoped for, but it made sense given what he had heard from Tuff. King Dedede lifted one of the sandwiches prepared by the waddle dees and chucked it in his mouth. He had to admit that Dedede had a point. The sandwich, while far from bad, was sort of bland and tasteless. Regardless, he decided to test a theory he was building.

“So how long have you and Kirby been butting heads?” He asked.

“Straight to Da Point! I love it!” Dedede cheered. “Me an' that little pink dodgeball admittedly haven't been dukin' it out long, but he's so annoyan' dat I can't stand it!”

“It's honestly only been about a month.” Escargoon chimed in.

It Immediately clicked in King Dedede's head. The rough treatment of the waddle dees, the hatered of Kirby, the over inflated ego and attitude. This Dedede had only just started fighting Kirby, and he acted just like he did when he first started fighting Kirby.

“And tell me, Your Majesty, What do you usually do when confronting Kirby.”

Dedede hesitated, He didn't want King Dedede knowing about Nightmare Enterprises yet. A little bending of the truth was in order. “Well, ah usually send one of mah Monstah Henchman after 'im.” he would have said more, but King Dedede shook his head and 'Tsk'ed

“That's no way to go after Kirby”

“...It's not?”

Suddenly King Dedede threw his arm around Dedede's shoulders and pulled him close. “Listen here Sire, this is what you're gonna do.” He then leaned in close and began whispering in Dedede's ear. As King Dedede continued, Dedede's expression changed from one of confusion, to understanding, to scheming, and finally landed on giddy. Escargon could only wonder what was going on when Dedede cheered.

“It's brilliant, fabulous, mar-va-lous, and it's pretty good too! And da best paht is I can telyvise da whole thang live on Channel DDD! Escargon! I got orders fo' da waddle dees! Get some building supplies! Kirby gon' get it tonight!” King Dedede couldn't help but chuckle at his counterparts enthusiasm for the idea. He was running all over the place giving orders and cheering. He was asking the Waddle dees to renovate one of the rooms in his castle. He was Telling Escargon what the plan was excitedly.

He was toast.

---

A spring breeze rolled in from the sea as the six friends waltzed into Cappytown. “Woah, this place looks amazing!” Big Kirby admired. Tiff smirked as she had always considered Cappytown uninteresting, to see someone excited to see it, kinda made her proud. The first Cappy they saw was one with a bushy stache in a police uniform. It seems that these Cappies ditched their shroom caps and the random bouncing around for living civil lives. This cappy was walking with his hands behind his back in an official manner.

“Chief Bookum!” Tiff called. The officer opened his eyes and looked towards them.

“Oh hey Tiff. Staying safe I hope.” Bookum replied. It was then he noticed the newcomers, with one that looked like he could be Kirby's older brother, a large waddle dee, and a pink haired winged girl. “And who are these with you?”

“You'll never guess Chief.” Tuff said “Dedede teleported a bunch of people from another universe into ours.”

“So Multiverse theory is true.” The friends turned to see another cappy approach them. This one wore a green suit with an even bushier stache and an orange bowtie.

“Curio” Tiff said

“And if Multiverse theory is true,” He continued “and Dedede managed to pull in others from a parallel universe, than this isn't some distant relative of Kirby, but rather an alternate version of Kirby himself!”

“You're smart! That's exactly right!” Kirby Cheered

“Another Kirby in town, maybe I'll have another regular customer.” a doofy voice with a lisp said from another direction, Kirby looked off in that direction only to see...

“Chef Kawasaki?” he asked.

“Oh, So I suppose there's another me back at your home.” Kawasaki stated. As the conversation continued the group made their way to the tree in the center of town, where the cappies quickly drew a crowd. There were so many people there and they all had questions.

“What's your Dreamland like”

“What's Ripple Star like”

“Dedede's Nicer?”

“Are there more fairies where you come from?”

“What's the Cuisine like?”

Question after question was launched the kids ways as Kirby, Ribbon, and Bandanna Waddle Dee tried to answer them all. As the day moved on they were becoming overwhelmed, when one cappy decided to speak up.

“Attention everyone!” all the cappies quieted down, as a cappy in a top hat and brown jacket stepped in front of everyone. “I, Mayor Len Blustergas, would like to announce, that I am giving honorary Cappytown Citizenship to Kirby, Ribbon, and Bandanna Waddle Dee. They've certainly made the town more interesting with their visit. And since the teleporter that brought them here is busted, they'll be staying awhile.” The cappies cheered and Kirby smiled. People in this town sure were nice. “Yes yes, always good to have a second Kirby around, eh? As we speak, some of the townsfolk have promised to cook a huge feast for our guests. Considering there'll be two Kirbies in attendance, we'll have to cook a ton to satisfy them.” This got Kirby's mouth watering, he missed snack-time back at the Star Allies Pavillion, and was still hungry.

Suddenly, a shout came from the back of the crowd. “Come back here with that!” the crowd turned to see a waddle dee stealing a bunch of bananas, being chased by a cappy. “I was gonna have those.”

Kirby deadpanned.

He didn't.

He COULDN'T

“Chief Bookum!” another Cappy shouted, “The waddle dees are stealing all the food in town!”

Kirby facepalmed. He did.

“But why would they do that?” Tuff asked.

“Oh boy.” Bandanna Waddle Dee groaned “It would seem our King Dedede may have given yours one of his old Ideas.” Sure enough, as waddle dees kept taking food a Military colored vehicle drove up to the crowd. Driving the thing was Escargon, with Dedede manning the gun. King Dedede rode on the back who gave a knowing smile to Kirby, who in response, made a face that just said 'Really, you're doing this again?'

“Listen up all ya'll cappies.” Dedede announced into a bull horn, “As of right nau, all ya grub is mahn!”

Escargon took the bullhorn “If you commoners want it back, then Kirby must agree to single combat with King Dedede.”

The entire town erupted with laughter. Dedede scowled and looked back to his counterpart, who just gave him a knowing look. Dedede regained his composure as Bookum spoke up. “Your Majesty, not that we don't have *snicker* confidence in you, but Kirby'd beat you black and blue for sure.”

Dedede gave him a smile as King Dedede took the bullhorn, “And that's why we're going to make it a fair fight. No monsters, no copy abilities, just Kirby and Dedede, duking it out.” the town gasped. They all new of the power Kirby could wield with copy abilities, but without?

“Also, ahm gonna be tellyvis'n the whole event on channel DDD, so tune in, and be there Kirbeh!” Dedede finally said, pointing at little Kirby, who just gave a confused poyo in response. The trio left, not leaving behind a spec of food.

Tiff stood there, mouth hanging open. She turned to Big Kirby and Shouted “I thought your King Dedede was supposed to be friends with you!”

Kirby, face firmly within his one stub, sighed. “He is, but that doesn't mean he's a saint. This is the exact same stunt he pulled when we first met.”

“But why?” Tuff asked.

“Because, it was his first step to being nicer. He's leading your Dedede down the same path he went down, and it all starts with what we call the Spring Breeze incident.”

“So your Dedede stole all the food in Dreamland once.”

“Yep, I'll tell you later, for now, it's time to head to Castle Dedede and get all the food back.”

Tiff looked worried “But Dedede said that Kirby can't use his copy abilities, doesn't that worry you?”

Kirby looked at Tiff with a smile of confidence. “Trust me Tiff, I already know how this story ends.”

Chapter Text

Chapter 3 What! A Story of Two Dreamlands? Part 3/Dedede's Royal Rumble.

This is a Channel DDD Breaking News Update. King Dedede is finally putting his feud with Kirby To an end. At the advice of a King Dedede from an alternate universe. The king will be Duking it out with Kirby at the castle tonight. The fight is being made as fair as possible, King Dedede will not be able to summon monsters, and Kirby is not allowed to use his Copy Abilities. All cappies are invited to watch the spectacle in His Majesty's new wrestling ring arena. And if you can't be there for some reason, Tune in to Channel DDD where we will be televising the fight live for everyone's enjoyment. I've been Escargon, have a good night.

---

Dedede couldn't believe it. One of the empty rooms in his castle was now a private combat training hall. With fancy doodads, weighted hammers, sandbags, and even an impact-safe wrestling mat. “This sure looks lahk some fanceh trainen' 'quipment” he said as he gazed at his new training area. “But whah do I need dis if Kirbeh's a pushova' wit'out dose copy abilitahs?”

“You wanna look good for the cameras don't you?” King Dedede replied.

“'Course ah do. Had a feelin' dat it was silly fo' me ta ask.”

“Right, which is why I'm going to teach you one of my signature moves.”

“Ya'll got signicha moves?”

“Yep, watch carefully” King Dedede hopped onto the mat and squatted down as far as he could. Before Dedede could ask, he lept up into the air so high it left Dedede and Escargon wide eyed. And when he came back down, King Dedede hit so hard, he shook the whole room. He looked back to Dedede and Escargon, who's jaws hit the floor. “That's called the Super Dedede Jump”

“EH! HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH! Ah need to learn me somma DAT!” Dedede made his way onto the mat and began squatting himself.

“Alright, now you have to feel it in your feet and then launch yourself skyward.” King Dedede instructed. Dedede concentrated on his feet, filled them with as much power as he could and then jumped. He didn't make it near as high as King Dedede though.

“DANGIT!” Dedede yelled, “Dat dere Supah Dedede Jump's harda' than it looks.”

“Keep practicing, you'll get it.” King Dedede reassured his cranky counterpart. He then turned to Escargon “Keep him at it, once he's got it good enough, follow this training regimen, and have him rest for at least an hour before the fight. I gotta go supervise the waddle dees in the construction of the ring.” he said, handing Escargon a spiral exercise notebook before leaving for the ring.

“Roger wilco.” Escargon stated “Alright Sire, Let's try it again...”

---

“Alright boys, keep this place coming up! Don't know where something goes? Look at the map. First aid kits are by the doors if you need them, and no slacking!” King Dedede felt at home giving the waddle dees orders. Though he never heard a 'Yes sir', it made him proud to see hard working dees, even if they weren't his. He noticed one carrying too many boxes and about to topple over. “Hup” he said, grabbing the boxes so they don't spill, “Hey, I need two more waddle dees over here.” Two additional dees showed up on command and he split the load between the three. “Remember not to overburden yourselves. Do as much as you can and don't overexert.” No sooner had he helped those dees when he saw one napping on the soft mat. “What did I say about slacking!” he yelled, waking the waddle dee with a start. “If you're too tired to work, go somewhere else, the other dees are trying to get things done here. Otherwise, you can go help those dees with the lights.” The dee quickly got up and rushed over to the lights to help. He felt a tug on his coat and looked down at the dee who got him his coffee. “Thanks little guy.” he said taking his coffee and patting the dee on the head. “Now they need your help with the seating over there.” The dee waved and headed to where he was instructed.

Things were coming along swimmingly, it was only a matter of time until this Dedede learned his lesson. King Dedede kinda felt bad, setting up Dedede for failure, but he was sure that by the end of it, he would have started a domino effect that would lead to this king seeing things his way. He could see it now, Kirby beats him, Dedede sulks, Kirby is nice to him, and then, over time, this Dedede gets progressively better until he's a hero. He'd hate him now, but eventually thank him. Nothing could go wrong.

Siip

“DEDEDE!”

PPPTHH!

One thing could go wrong.

King Dedede turned around to see Kirby staring him down. “Why did you have to steal all the food?”

“You know exactly why you pink gumball! Dedede walks around like he owns the place. The only way we're gonna snap him out of it is if we make him see that his way doesn't work and ours is better!”

“But there's gotta be a better way than being a big jerk to the Cappies. Couldn't we just talk it out?”

“Oh suuuure Kirby. 'Hey Dedede, you know that dogeball sized punk you hate so much and want dead? I think you should bury the hatchet and be pally wally's with him for no real reason.' THINK Kirby! Dedede ain't gonna give up unless he's on the ropes, beaten down, and shown the error of his ways by force. And I needed a plot for him to follow, so I used a classic that didn't involve putting all of Pop Star in jeopardy.”

“You're being mean!”

“Oh! Oh no! I'm being mean. I'm such a meanie, a meanie bo beanie. Someone stop big bad King Dedede. Go inhale sand you little twerp! He needs to be torn down and built back up, you know that! It's what I went through, it's what he has to go through. It's not gonna be easy, and he's gonna hate it, but it has to be done!”

“Can't we just be nice to him and make friends that way?”

“No, because that's just gonna send him on an ego trip and... wait. You know what! No! I don't have to explain myself to you! Dedede needs an ego stripping, and I'm gonna give it to him, and I do NOT need your approval to do it, Kirby!”

“Dedede I swear to-”

“YOU'RE BOTH BEING IMPETULANT CHILDEREN!” Meta Knight interrupted their argument. Both Kirby and King Dedede turned their attention to the knight, Kirby a look of surprise, King Dedede a look of annoyance. Meta Knight quickly regained his composure. “Kirby, it's true that the King might have gone too far in stealing all the food, but I don't think Little Kirby would have agreed to the challenge if Dedede didn't have some sort of leverage, and he does need his ego brought down to zero, regardless of if our goal is to change him or not.” King Dedede was about to brag, but Meta Knight continued. “But, King Dedede, that is no reason to put the townspeople in harms way, you should really think out your actions before committing to them.”

“It's half a day without food. They'll live.” King Dedede groaned. “Besides, what's done is done. Now do you want to help? Or are you gonna just stand there like dummies and act like stick-in-the-muds?”

“I want no part of this!” Kirby yelled as he stormed off.

“Actually, your highness, I was wondering about the construction project on the other side of town. I know you always keep some waddle dees and waddle doos on you, but isn't building a castle a little much?”

“You want to sleep in a cave?”

“Well, no.”

“Exactly, and I have a feeling after tonight, we won't be welcome here anymore, so having our own Castle Dedede to stay in would be nice.”

“Won't the other King Dedede have something to say about it.”

“Eh... who cares. He'll live either way. So, how was your flight?”

“There are none of the familiar landmarks of our Dreamland. No Butter Building, No Rainbow Islands, not even a Fountain of Dreams.”

“No fountain? How do these people sleep?” How are WE gonna sleep?”

“Ripple Star has no fountain either. Perhaps there is a different artifact that allows these people to dream, like the great crystal.”

“I hope so, I wanna get some shut-eye after all this. So you gonna help here or not?”

“It seems like you have things well in hand.”

“Then go supervise the waddle dees building our castle.”

“DON'T give me orders.”

“You got anything better to do?”

“...”

“That's what I thought, now get going.”

“Very well,” Meta Knight turned towards the window and spread his wings in preperation to take off, but not before hurling one last insult toward King Dedede. “but for the record, this plan is idiotic.” and he took off.

“Ingrate!”

Neither of them noticed Tiff, watching them like a hawk.

---

Tiff didn't know what to think as she headed back to the courtyard where her Kirby, Tuff, Ribbon, and Bandanna Waddle Dee were training for his fight . Both Big Kirby and King Dedede had valid points. Kirby's idea was the most ideal, but Knowing Dedede, he would never make nice unless he wanted something selfish. King Dedede on the other hand, seemed like he was trying to brute force change from Dedede no matter what the cost, and his actions were reckless and rude, but his heart was ultimately in the right place. Or maybe he was just looking for a reason to upset Kirby. Old habits die hard, as they say. Meta Knight seemed to find validity in both sides, but chose neither. While the actions of these other dreamlanians confused her, she did know one thing. If they could actually make Dedede behave, she'd be eternally greatful .She walked into the courtyard only to see Kirby struggling to hold his breath and Ribbon staring at him intently, while Tuff and Bandanna Dee watched. In front of Kirby was a plate on a stick.

“And, let it go!” she said. Kirby opened his mouth and a puff of air whooshed out. It slightly jostled the plate. “Aww, good try. Catch your breath and we can try it again.” Ribbon gave him a soft smile.

“Po *huff* yo...” little Kirby huffed.

“What are you doing?” Tiff asked.

“Oh, hi Tiff. I'm trying to teach him Kirby's Air Bullet technique, but Kirby could explain it better than I could. You haven't seen him have you.”

“I just watched him have a big argument with your Dedede.”

“I can believe it. Kirby wants everyone to be happy, it's why he's so amazing.”

“Yeah, seems like he'd rather talk things out than fight.”

“Oh no. Kirby loves fighting!” Bandanna Dee Interjected

“... he does?” Tiff mused

“Yeah, he's the current champion in the Dreamland Arena for a reason. He'll gladly go toe to toe with anyone, whether it be a spar, or some evil entity threatening his friends. But he'd rather try reasoning with Dedede first. And if that didn't work, then wait for him to do something wrong, rather than be mean to the Cappies to brute-force a redemption arc. But, King Dedede is impatient, and would rather get the ball rolling himself.”

“I think I get it.” Tuff chimed in, “King Dedede's an ends justify the means guy, while Kirby would rather not hurt anyone, even if it meant Dedede stayed mean longer.”

“Exactly.” they heard a voice chime in. They turned to see Big Kirby standing there.

“Kirby!” Ribbon cheered, “Are you gonna help after all?”

“King Dedede's gonna go through with this whether I like it or not, so I might as well.” he pouted walking over to Little Kirby, “Air Bullet's, huh? Here's a tip for you little me. You can't rely on the natural force of air coming out of your mouth, you have to push it out yourself. Pretend you just ate something yucky.”

Little Kirby nodded and puffed himself up. After a few seconds he closed his eyes and *Puff*

This time, the plate shattered. “That'll definitely be enough to knock Dedede off his feet.”

---

Somewhere in the center of darkness

“My my Sir. It seems we have a golden opportunity. Another Dedede could mean more potential business, and more mayhem.”

Yes. More opportunities for monsters and more fear to revel in, this game just got interesting. Perhaps we should introduce ourselves at this fight they are staging.

“Not that I'm questioning your orders, Mr. Bossman, but Triple-D did request we stay out of this one.”

And his outstanding debt says otherwise. I'm sure he wouldn't mind an advertisement or two at the event to alleviate some of the pressure off his wallet.

“As usual Sir, you're a genius.”

---

At long last, the arena was done and the fight was about to commense. King Dedede admired his craftsmanship. It was a giant wrestling ring with the Dedede logo everywhere. The floor was just soft enough to make big plays (such as the Super Dedede Jump) not harmful to the wielder. The ropes were nice and tight, yet stretchy. The scoreboard hanging above the arena was working properly. The lights were bright and pointed toward the action. This place was made for spectacle, and what better spectacle could there be than a classic Kirby Vs. King Dedede bout.

The seats were soon packed and the viewership was high. Seems everyone wanted to see this fight. Pre-fight gossip filled the stands of the Dedede Ring as everyone seemed to have an opinion.

“Dedede's gonna get creamed.”

“These kinds of rings are made to minimize injury, so I suspect my services won't be needed.”

“I'd be selling snacks right now if they hadn't taken all the food.”

“I say, this place looks downright professional.”

“Kirby may have the speed and experience advantage, but Dedede has him beat on size.”

Sir Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade watched from the top of the stands, wondering what King Dedede had planned. When they heard that the Dededes had stolen all the food they investigated immediately, but found no signs of underhanded plots. Just a one on one fight with the food as leverage. They figured, whether Kirby wins or looses, they could get the food back anyway. Meta Knight landed next to the three of them, exchanging only a look, one which Sir Meta Knight seemed to understand as simply asking permission to watch with them, of which he gave silent approval.

King Dedede stood next to the mat, waiting for the signal to start the event, when he got two visitors. “Excuse me” Said a soft voice. King Dedede turned to see two flying balls with tails, gloves, boots and big eyes, one blue, the other pink with a bow, they almost looked like Lolo and Lala. “I'm Fololo and this is Falala” Fololo stated

“Dedede told us to be your co-announcers for this event, pleased to meet you.” Falala finished.

“Well that's just dandy.” King dedede said, shaking their hands. “Is everything ready?”

“Both combatants are ready and cameras are rolling sir.” Fololo said.

“Good, lets get this party started.” King Dedede walked out into the ring as the cappies quieted themselves. “Greetings, ladies and gentlecaps! Welcome to tonight's main event! A grudge-match for the ages, between Dreamlands two titans. This fight will determine, once and for all, who's the better, er, person, and end this feud for good.” The crowd erupted in cheering. “Thank you. As a reminder for everyone in the stands, no flash photography or audio devices allowed. We'd also like to give a big thanks to everyone tuning in at home. Now without further ado, tonight's main event.” King Dedede turned to the door marked Champion “In this corner, weighing in at way more pounds than he quite frankly should, the reigning champion of dreamland, the ruler of the countryside, the royal rumbler, KING DEDEDE!” The crowd began booing as Dedede made his walk from the door to the ring, hammer in hand. Escargon was by his side.

“Don't worry Sire, you'll show them all.”

“And in this corner” King Dedede continued, pointing to the door marked Challenger. “His opponent, weighing in at so light he could make air look fat, the pint-sized pugilist, the pink powerhouse, the poo-bah of poyo, KIRBY!” The crowd cheered endlessly as Little Kirby made his way to the stage, with Big Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Ribbon, and Bandanna Dee behind him.

“Remember everything I taught you little me.”

Both fighters entered the ring as King Dedede waved them in. “Alright you two, I want a good clean fight. No hits below the belt, and no knocking your opponent outside the ring, got it.” Dedede nodded, Kirby just sort of stared. King Dedede just assumed he understood “Alright too your corners.” the two made their way to their respectful corners and proceeded to stare each other down. “Ready...” Dedede's eyes narrowed, the grip on his hammer tightening. Kirby, just kinda stood their, staring.

“FIGHT!”

Dedede Charged at Kirby, only to end up tripping over his own two feet, dropping his hammer, and Kirby just stood there. These two actions defined the fight, with Dedede trying and failing to land a hit on Kirby, while Kirby did not make a move to attack, simply running if Dedede got close. The cappies were giggling at the entire display, enjoying watching the King humiliate himself. Meanwhile, Big Kirby and King Dedede were absolutely flabbergasted. King Dedede stormed over to Escargon. “Is he seriously this bad?”

“Sorry, Your Other Majesty, he's not used to fighting on his own.”

“I figured, but seriously? You did stick to the regimen, right?”

“He quit practicing after five minutes, and said that I didn't have the authority to make him continue.”

“...What kind of Dedede am I dealing with?” Dedede facepalmed. Meanwhile, Big Kirby turned his attention to Tiff.

“This is supposed to be the hero of Cappytown?”

“He's just a baby, give him some slack.”

“He knows this is a fight, right?”

“I suppose he's just used to his copy abilities.”

Tuff spoke up. “He's used to you telling him what to do, Tiff.”

Big Kirby shot Tiff a look, “Has he ever done anything of his own volition that's not eating.”

“...Not that I can remember?” Tiff said with a guilty smile and a shrug. Big Kirby had an unreadable expression on his face.

Round 1 soon ended with neither combatant landing a hit. As both parties walked to their respective corners, their counterparts had some choice words for them.

“How could you not land a SINGLE hit?” King Dedede chastized.

“Dat Kirbeh's slipperiah dan a ice cube in a greasy fryin' pan. Ah told ya'll he was a pest.”

“HE'S NOT EVEN FIGHTING BACK! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!”

“How-mi 'sposed to stop 'im from dodgin'?”

“Catch him of guard! Fake him out. Do something other than run straight at him. And stop tripping for the love of void!”

Meanwile, in the other corner

“Okay little me, um, congrats on not getting hit, but you need to attack him.”

“Poyo?”

“This IS a fight, use the air bullet technique on him at least. And if he drops his hammer, inhale it and spit it back at him.”

“...Poyo?”

“... nova help me.”

Little Kirby and Dedede turned their attention back to each other.

'catch 'im of guard eh? He tends ta jump when I staht to swang, so maybe I can get 'im while he's in da air.' Dedede thought to himself giving off a small smile. Meanwhile. Kirby stared at him. He wondered what this thing was all about. A fight? Wait, he and Dedede were fighting? Is that why the king was swinging his hammer at him? Was he supposed to fight back? He could certainly try. He Poyo'd and a determined look came over his face. Big Kirby's face lit up, maybe there was hope for the little guy.

“Ready...” King Dedede shouted lifting his hand up in the air. Both fighters at least looked like they were more invested in the fight. This seemed like it could go somewhere.

“Excuse me.” a voice chimed in everyone turned their attention to a certain wall, which opened up revealing a screen. It flickered to life to reveal customer service.

“Who the heck?” King Dedede asked.

“What?” Kirby said.

“What is this?” Meta Knight asked, turning to Sir Meta Knight, who didn't respond.

“I TOLD YA'LL TO STAY OUTTA' DIS!” Dedede shouted.

“Well we've decided to sponsor your little bout in order to help relieve your debt to us.” customer service stated plainly.

“Debt?” King Dedede questioned, but before Dedede could answer, customer service began.

“Tired of townspeople getting you down and making fun of you behind, your back? Little pink puffballs making your life miserable? Or maybe your just looking for a little entertainment at your next bar-mitzvah. Whatever you need, only one service can cover all your needs. Be they mass destruction, a party, or help moving those heavy everyday objects. Try Nightmare Enterprises! The only all in one monster delivery service. Every monster we have is hand crafted by the man himself, Nightmare, in order to ensure your customer satisfaction.” As customer service continued his sales pitch, Tiff crossed her arms. Of course Dedede would shill for NME for extra cash. She rolled her eyes, and was about to make a snarky comment to her brother, when she noticed Tuff staring at Big Kirby. She looked over to see his eyes, wide as dinner plates staring at the screen in disbelief. She turned toward Bandanna Dee and Ribbon, who look absolutely terrified. Turning her gaze up to the rafters she saw Meta Knight, sword drawn and wings at the ready, while Sir Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade watched him intently. However, the biggest surprise was yet to come. She looked over at King Dedede...

If looks could kill, King Dedede was committing a genocides worth of genocides. He looked like he was about to murder someone. She figured that Nightmare existed in their world, but what had happened to them to get this visceral a reaction. She turned her attention back to customer service as he wrapped up his pitch.

“That's nightmare enterprises. Available to all Kings of Dreamland today.”

The stadium was dead quiet. You could hear the sweat drop off Dedede's brow.

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!” King Dedede practically shook the room with how loud he was yelling. His voice could be heard back in Cappytown. “YOU ORDER MONSTERS FROM NIGHTMARE! THE EVIL WIZARD OF FEAR! THAT NIGHTMARE!” King Dedede jumped into the ring, hammer in hand. He eyed Dedede as if he killed his only child. His rage radiated off him, the heat being felt by all the Cappies in the front row.

“...Yeah...So?” Dedede said, his nerves finally kicking in. “I'm the Kang. And if I wanna torment mah townsfolk with monstahs for mah own amusement, ah will. Ah'm allowed ta do wateva' I want!”

“THAT TEARS IT!” King Dedede yelled, sapping all the nerve his counterpart had left. “I could stand being rude! I could stand the gaudy self-aggrandizement and ego! I could even tolerate the mistreatment of the waddle dees to a certain extent! BUT I WILL BE DEAD AND BURIED BEFORE I WORK WITH A DEDEDE WHO'S WILLING TO WORK WITH NIGHTMARE!” King Dedede activated his hammer's built in jet engine, and slowly made his way toward his counterpart.

“N-n-n-now h-hol up a bit there, y-ya'll'r being to dramatic o'r this. D-dey just commoners, w-w-who cahs 'bout t-them?” Dedede was scared and confused. This King Dedede seemed like he understood that a king should be able to do whatever he wants. So why was this one so mad at him? Did he really care about the worthless masses? The cappies watched, unable to take their eyes off the Kings as the one from the alternate dreamland seemed insistent on committing regicide. Big Kirby snapped out of his shocked trance just in time to witness the event. Thinking quickly, he whispered something into Little Kirby's ear.

“Goodnight, sweet king.” King Dedede said in the gravest voice he could muster as Dedede screamed for his life.

“Poyo!”

Both Dedede's looked down to see Little Kirby, standing between the two kings. Hands raised in defense of the tyrant.

“Out of the way you little brat. He deserves this.” King Dedede growled.

Little Kirby shook his head. “No-poyo!”

King Dedede's expression slowly softened into one of annoyance. Deactivating his jet hammer, he pointed at Dedede. “You're lucky he cares.” as he began to storm away.

Up in the rafters, Sir Meta Knight was floored by the reaction. He turned to Meta Knight “Your King Dedede hates Nightmare?” Meta Knight turned to his counterpart.

“King Dedede is a lot of things. A bully, hot headed, an egomaniac, too proud for his own good, and despite their friendship, he's still dead-set on outdoing Kirby, but he's no villain.” He turned to Sir Meta Knight. “When Nightmare came to our Dreamland, it was King Dedede who set out to defeat him first.”

“King Dedede.” Sword stated, dumbfounded. “Tried to stop Nightmare?”

“Sireterenorisayunei Dedede?” Added Blade.

“King Dedede is a hero in his own right, someone who cares for Dreamland's safety, and, as much as I hate to admit it, a much stronger warrior than I. He may not always succeed, but he will always try. There's a reason he's one of the leaders of the star allies, and I am not. Regardless, now is not story time, be ready.” Sir Meta Knight, Sword and Blade immediately turned their attention to the ring, as Tiff climbed in to confront King Dedede, while Escargon checked on Dedede.

“You Looked Like you were going to kill him.” Tiff said.

“Kill him?” King Dedede responded “I was just gonna rough him up a little. Kirby would have never forgiven me if I killed anyone.”

“Yeah, but you can be pretty rough when your mad. I just wanted to make sure you didn't do something you'd regret, and also salvage operation save the king.” Kirby interjected

“Is that what we're calling it now?”

Escargon waddled up to Dedede “Sire, are you alright.” It took Dedede a moment to regain his composure, but when he did he stared straight at Little Kirby.

“Whad you save meh?”

“Poyo!”

Dedede grunted “Dis heah changes nuthin' Ah still want ya outta Dreamland, ya hear?”

“Poyo?”

“Glad to see you haven't changed, Sire” said Escargon sarcastically.

“I can see you're not convinced” everyone turned their attention to the forgotten customer service as he stared straight at King Dedede “As a show of good will, allow us to send you a free trial of our magnificent service.”

“Free trial?” Dedede questioned, certain free meant that it was coming out of his pocket anyway. Suddenly loud rumbles could be heard from inside the castle until the doors on one side of the arena were blown wide open. On the other side stood one big monster flanked by three little ones. They were wearing floppy santa caps and button up outfits, both blackish-blue, there eyes were sharp and pupil-less with curly yellow shoes and floating ball arms. They almost looked like...

“Poppy bros.” King Dedede questioned.

“So your familiar with one of our highest trained demolitions experts, very well then. I'll let Sr. and his three Jr.s get to work.” customer service said as the video call ended. The Poppy's proceeded to pull out bombs and cackle like maniacs. That's when King Dedede jumped into action.

“Bandanna Dee! Meta Knight!” Bandanna Dee jumped into the ring, spear in hand as Meta Knight swooped down from the rafters.

“Yes sir!” they said in unison.

“Deal with the Jr.s! Ribbon!”

Ribbon floated over King Dedede's head. “I'm here!”

“Make sure everyone gets out safely.”

“You can count on me!” she said.

“Poyo?” King Dedede looked down to see Little Kirby staring at him.

“Let us help!” Shouted Tiff

“Yeah, we can help!” shouted Tuff.

“Alright, see if you can help Bandy and Meta Knight fight off those Poppy bros. Jr.s! Kirby!”

“Right here!”

“Your with me, let's show that Sr. who's boss.” Big Kirby simply nodded. “STAR ALLIES, GO!”

Ribbon immediately flew up and searched for an exit. The most logical choice was through the doors on the opposite side the Poppy bros. were on but the door had been locked by Dedede, who didn't want anyone leaving before the fight was over. Using her fire crystal, she shot a fireball at it, blowing it open and using the ice crystal, she put out the fires. “This way please, everyone!” she shouted. The cappies immediately started exiting through the doors. Some cappy children were routed by a Jr.

“Oh no you don't! HYA!” Meta Knight yelled as he sliced the Jr. in half, who exploded. He turned towards the childeren “Head for the door.” they immediately got up and made a run for it. Another Jr. managed to trap Kawasaki. And was about to shove a bomb down his throat, but Bandanna Dee thrust his spear right through his head and tossed him away. The Jr. exploded in mid-air and Bandanna Dee just wondered aloud.

“He exploded.”

“All Dedede's monsters do that.” Kawasaki replied.

“Good to know.”

The last Jr. had Little Kirby in his sights and threw a Bomb at him. “Kirby! Inhale it!” Kirby revved up his feet and inhaled. Swallowing the bomb, Kirby began swelling uncomfortably, the bigger he got the redder he got. Big Kirby was immediately worried.

“Spit it out!” he shouted, but it was too late. Little Kirby exploded, but when the smoke cleared he was wearing a bright blue santa cap which matched the Poppy bros. cap. “Whaa... how did he?” Big Kirby said to no one in particular. Little Kirby pulled out a round black bomb and stood in a battle stance.

“What's this one?” Tuff asked

“I believe this is, Bomb Kirby.” Sir Meta Knight said, jumping down from the rafters. Big Kirby wracked his brain, trying to figure out how his smaller counterpart survived that.

“Eyes on the prize, Kirby.” King Dedede said as Sr. threw a giant bomb their way. Big Kirby immediately snapped out of it, figuring he could live with it as long as Little Kirby was okay. He opened his mouth, inhaling the huge bomb near instantly. In a puff of smoke Kirby was wearing a blue party hat with colored stylized explosion graphics on it, covered in glitter. The hat had a Gem on the front with a gold rim, and a red ribbon streaming off the top. He too pulled out a bomb, but this one had blue star patterns all over it.

“Woah, his bomb Kirby looks impressive.” Tuff said.

“Inhaling also looks like a breeze for him.” Tiff added.

Little Kirby had already engaged the Jr. in a bomb throwing contest, dodging back and fourth until Kirby finally landed a shot, sending the JR. up into the air and detonating it. Meanwhile, Big Kirby was absolutely nailing every bomb he threw at Sr. slowly damaging him over time. As Sr. wore down, King Dedede finally stepped up and walloped the thing with his hammer, sending it flying across the room and into the wall. Tired of being knocked around, Poppy Bros. Sr. pulled out a giant bomb and hurled it toward our two heroes. Big Kirby looked unconcerned as King Dedede stepped in front of everyone. And in one final act of leaving everyone speechless, King Dedede opened his mouth, and inhaled the entire bomb. A bomb, mind you, that was bigger than he was. The only closed mouths were that of the Star Allies. Everyone else, Tiff, Tuff, Sir Meta Knight, Sword, Blade, Dedede, Escargoon, The cappies, everyone had the same thought run though their minds.

King Dedede can inhale. He can do the one thing Kirby can do, and to top it all off, his was bigger and stronger.

King Dedede reared back and spit the bomb back out at Sr. It flew with incredible speed and slammed right into Sr.'s gut. The force of the explosion caused Sr. to fly upwards, through the roof, into the sky, and explode into fireworks. And as Tiff stared on at Big Kirby and King Dedede, standing side by side in a triumphant pose, she finally made up her mind.

This was a Dedede she wouldn't mind calling King.

---

“The castle is complete and fully furnished, sir.” a hard-hat wearing waddle dee said as the Star Allies and the Cappies got back to town. King Dedede looked at the small castle that his dees had built while his plan was being hijacked. It sat just out of town down a dirt road, and was the size of a small mansion. The Dee continued, “It's smaller than the one back home, but it contains three master bedrooms, a throne room, four bathrooms, a training room, dining room, kitchen, seven guest rooms, three empty rooms, soldier barracks, rec room with all the trimmings, arcade, and of course, a home theater.”

“That's good for now, as always you do great work. ” He said to the group of about 20 big waddle dees. Tiff wondered if these dreamlanders would ever stop leaving her speechless. Sure, it wasn't a very big castle, but they had built and fully furnished it in half a day.

“I wasn't sure I was ever going to give building permits to a group of waddle dees, but you certainly earned your citizenship your heroic-ness” Mayor Blustergas commented.

“That's our Great King!” Bandanna Waddle Dee cheered.

“Good job, King Dedede!” Said Ribbon.

“And again, you have earned my respect.” Meta Knight mused.

“Your plan was dumb and mean!” Kirby shouted “But everything worked out I guess, so good for you.”

“Alright, as much as I love praise, you folks haven't eaten in a couple of hours, so my waddle dees are gonna prepare a 20 Course meal for all of you!” The cappies cheered, a feast and King Dedede was footing the bill. This day couldn't have ended better. The two Kirby's mouths watered, both hadn't eaten all day, and were famished. That's when King Dedede turned toward the both of them. “You two dish up last!”

“WHY YOU!” Kirby shouted, Tackling the big bird.

“Get off of me!”

“I'M HUNGRY!

“Your always hungry!”

“I haven't eaten all day!”

“You'll live! Let everyone else get some food. I don't want you eating everything!”

“NO FAIR!”

“That's our Great King.” Bandanna Waddle Dee sighed.

“Good job, King Dedede.” Said Ribbon sarcastically.

“And again, you have lost my respect.” Meta Knight mused.

“Poyo?” Little Kirby said, wondering when they were gonna eat.

---

Dedede looked off the balcony down at the town. That two timing traitor had built himself his own castle in Cappytown, and was intent on staying. 'Great.' Dedede thought to himself 'anotha headyache to deal with.' he had already decided to break his word on ordering monsters, so he'd probably order more soon. But for now, he just wanted to go to bed. The dees had made him dinner, which was bland as always, and he now stood their in his pajamas, thinking about the days events. That traitor was getting all the praise from the cappies (ingrates) and was about to have a 20 course meal, Nightmare enterprises ruined everything, and now he had even more people hate him. His mind then wandered to when Kirby saved him from that other Dedede. If that little sucker was trying to earn brownie points with him, it didn't work, though he might order a smaller monster next time. As he crawled into bed, one final thought passed through his mind.

Those cappies would pay for siding with that traitor and his Star Allies. After all, they should be on his side. HE was their king.

---

“It seems my sales pitch landed on deaf ears. Shall we speed things along sir?”

No, regardless of whether he is on our side or not, this King Dedede and his 'Star Allies' make things interesting. This game just got more entertaining, and this will make my inevitable victory all the sweeter. Keep sending monsters to that fool, we continue as scheduled.

---

A few hours earlier, in another universe.

“WHERE DID THEY GO!” Queen Tiara shrieked, having just watched the king of her life and her student disappear in a flash of light. The Star Allies began wracking their brains as murmurs rose within their ranks.

“Magolor, you seemed in pain while the incident occurred, did you experience anything?” Taranza asked.

“Not pain, but I felt it. A powerful magic, enhanced by some incredible technology, ripping through the fabric of reality. I think our friends were pulled into another universe.” Magolor answered.

“So. Start up the Starcutter and lets go after them!” Adeleine jut in, Ado right behind her.

“I'm afraid it's not that simple. Dimensional travel and Multiversal Travel are quite different. To Travel between universes, you would require a massive amount of magic energy. Whoever snatched our friends were wise in boosting it with technology, but even then it must have required a massive amount of electricity.” Magolor explained

“It did.” Susie conformed, “My scanners detected a massive power blip right before they vanished. Did you experience anything else?”

“Yes, I heard voices. One in particular said something very interesting 'get ready for a second helping of Dedede.'”

“Oh, So they were pulled into a parallel universe?” Susie asked “That narrows their location down from infinity to an insanely large, yet finite number of universes. Now if I just analyze the blip, and trace the energy signature back, I can find out where they went, But it's gonna take some serious data crunching.”

“How do you know so much about parallel universes?” Ado piped up.

“Before we came to Pop Star, the Haltmann Works Company was experimenting with the technology. We planned on using Star Dream to power it, until that blew up in everyone's faces.”

“Right, as the acting leader of the Star Allies, I say we...” Magolor began, but was cut off.

“You? Sorry Mags, but I believe that I am the acting leader when King Dedede isn't available.” Susie argued.

“Why would he put you in charge? I'm clearly the superior mind.”

“You don't manage an entire company, I have leadership skills.”

“Actually” A voice rang out over the intercom, “Says here that Queen Tiara is in charge when Dedede is unavailable, followed by Taranza, then Susie, then Magolor.”

“I'M LAST!” Magolor shouted as Susie giggled.

“Well your majesty?” asked Taranza.

Tiara froze, the only reason she aggreed to be second in command was to please King Dedede, she didn't think she would ever have to use it.

“Hmhmhmhmhmmm...” Everyone turned to Hyness, who along with the mage sisters, waltzed up to the main stage. “We have dabbled in alternate universes before, and we have a spell that peers into their depths. If we know where it is, then we can take a peek. We used it when we got bored tending to the jamba heart”

“If I may be so bold, Lord Hyness” Zan put fourth “That spell used the power of the jamba heart itself, You would need an artifact of equivalent power to cast it.”

“We could use Ripple Star's Great crystal.” Francisca put forth, “If I recall, none of our spells, nore the jamba heart pieces, could permeate Ripple Star due to it's incredible power.”

“Absolutely not!” One ripple fairy put fourth. “The Great Crystal is the only thing protecting ripple star. Removing it from the Defense grid to polish it was what allowed Dark Matter to overtake the planet in the first place.”

“Yes, but as we recall, there were no Star Allies back then.” Hyness rebutted

“We don't want to take the risk.” The other fairy put forth.

“Alright.” Queen Tiara said, leaving both fairies dumbfounded.

“My Queen, you can't be serious.” the fairy asked.

“The Star Allies could handle anything that comes to Ripple Star to cause trouble, If it helps us get our friends back, so be it.” Tiara stated before turning to Susie “How long will it take you to find them.”

“About a day, by my calculations.” She replied

“Good. Hyness, we shall have the Great Crystal to you by then, be sure your spell is prepared.”

“We shall brush up on our notes.” Hyness said, giving a slight bow.

Queen Tiara adjusted her glasses and turned to the rest of the Star Allies “The rest of you get some sleep, who knows what lies in the Universe beyond. As the Great King of Dreamland would say, STAR ALLIES, GO!”

Chapter Text

Chapter 4: Little Kirby, Ribbon, and the Ring/Ribbon's Ring Ride

“Alright Kirby, you count and we'll hide.”

“Poyo?”

It was a beautiful day in Dreamland. The sun was shining in a blue sky smattered with small clouds. The spring breeze rolled in from the forest, gently swaying the trees. Tuff, Fololo, Falala, and Kirby were all on the castles ramparts playing a game of hide and seek. It couldn't be more perfect. It had been one day after the farce of a fight between Kirby and Dedede, and the cementing of the Star Allies as a force in Dreamland. Not that that was gonna stop Dedede from ordering whatever he wanted from Nightmare Enterprises. As Tuff, Fololo, and Falala ran off to find a hiding place, Little Kirby tried to follow them “No Kirby, you count to 100, then you come find us.”

“Poyo!” Kirby said seeming to understand. He went to one of the rampart walls and began counting. “Po, po, yo, po, poyo, pai, paiai, po...”

“Little Kirby!” he heard a voice call, looking up, he saw Ribbon flying towards him. Before he knew it, he was once again caught-up in one of Ribbons flying hugs. Kirby smiled, he thought Ribbon was nice. “And what's my second favorite Kirby doing today?”

“Hide-Po!” Kirby said

“Hide and seek? Can I play too?”

“Kirby, Ribbon, what are you doing.” Tiff said, walking in on the two. Ribbon dropped Kirby to the ground, and he ran over to Tiff, immediately wrapping his hands around her in a hug. “Oh! Hehe... Good to see you too, Kirby.” she said, giggling and returning the hug.

“We're playing hide and go seek!” Ribbon answered

“Kirby, what's wrong?” Tuff called from around the corner, only to round it and see that Tiff and Ribbon had both arrived. “What're you two doing here?”

“Why isn't Kirby counting?” Fololo asked

“Have you all forgotten what day it is?” Tiff said matter of factly.

“What day it... OH YEAH! I almost forgot.” Tuff stated

“We better hurry.” Falala said.

“What's going on?” Ribbon asked?

“I'll tell you on the way, now come on!” Tiff said darting into the castle. None of them noticed Dedede and Escargon on the Balcony above them.

“Wha's so special 'bout today?” Dedede asked.

“What do I look like, a calendar?” Escargon answered back. Dedede growled at the snail.

“I aint gettin' caught with mah pants down, ya heah! Now stick a sock in it and Find out wha's goin awn!”

---

“Alright, Sandwiches?”

“Check.”

“Chocolate?”

“Check.”

“Pep-Brew?”

“Check.”

“Maxim Tomatoes?”

“Check.”

“Apple Juice?”

“Check.”

“What're you two doing?” King Dedede walked into the Kitchen of his castle to see Bubble Kirby and Bandanna Dee packing food into a cooler.

“Well Great King, Kirby and I decided that it would be a good Idea to explore the new Dreamland just like Meta Knight did.” Bandanna Dee put fourth.

“Yeah, and we're doing one last check of our provisions.” Bubble Kirby added. He encased the cooler in a bubble, dropped bubble ability, and inhaled the cooler, storing it in the copy pallet. He and Bandee high-fived and ran off.

“Alright, but don't get lost. I do not want to have to waste my time sending out a search party for you two.” King Dedede mused as he got a soda from the fridge. Today had been positively busy. He was meeting new cappies left and right, and had retreated into the castle for some R&R, and it was still morning! As he walked into the Rec room he noticed that Sir Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade were sitting across from Meta Knight at their fireplace coffee table, enjoying one of Meta Knight's favorites, a blueberry cheesecake. Apparently, Sir Meta Knight had as big of a sweet tooth as his Meta Knight did. “I didn't know we had visitors.” he said plainly as he sat next to Meta Knight.

“Actually,” Sir Meta Knight began, “We were wondering if we could ask you two some questions?”

“Specifically about last night?” added Sword.

“Somerinayoereni, Nightmare?” Blade chimed in.

“Why I hate Nightmare so much?” King Dedede surmised (Admitedly it was hard to understand what Blade was saying, but he got the gist of it.)

“I am guessing that there is more to this version of Nightmare then there was to our own.” Meta Knight put forth. “Our nightmare certainly did not own his own monster delivery service. And if he did, King Dedede would not be ordering monsters from him.”

“Then, pray tell, what was he like?” Asked Sir Meta Knight

“Well, alright then.” Stated King Dedede, “It all started when I got reports from the waddle dees that my citizens were having terrible nightmares.”

---

Kirby dashed out of the castle, followed by Bandanna dee, “Alright where should we go first?” he asked as they arrived at the big tree at the center of town.

“Not sure.” Bandee answered, “Wanna just pick a direction and role with it?”

“What's with all the gobbldygook down there?” They both looked up to find a yellow bird sitting in the tree above them. It flew down and hovered over them. “Wait a minute, I recognize you from the TV, Your that other Kirby and that bandanna wearing waddle dee. Name's Tokkori by the way.”

“Hey Tokkori, Me and Bandee were looking for a place to start exploring Dreamland, after all, we're gonna be here awhile.” Kirby stated.

“Oh no problem Jr., I know all the best spots in Dreamland, you should start with Whispy Woods on the east edge of town, just passed the plains.”

Bandee hesitated “Whispy Woods?”

“Yep, one of the most pleasant forests in Dreamland. It's so beautiful you could get lost in it for hours.”

Bandee was worried, but Kirby was exited. “Sounds like a plan, come on Bandee!” He shouted as he darted eastword.

“Wait Kirby!” Bandee shouted as he chased after his pink friend. Tokkori waited until they were out of earshot.

“Welp, that's another problem outta my feathers, maybe if I'm lucky they'll stay lost permanently. Back to nappin'. He said as he flew back up into the tree.”

---

“An anniversary! That's so romantic!” Ribbon shouted

She, Tiff, Tuff, Lady Like, and Little Kirby were gathered in the Ebrum family living room. Tiff and Tuff were sitting on the couch while Kirby, being so small, stood their. Ribbon hovered over the group while Lady Like was pacing around the room.

“Oh Dear,” Ribbon turned to Lady Like, who was currently holding two dresses. “I don't Know vitch vone to wear tonight. Vhat do you sink, Ribbon dear? Blue or Pink?”

“The blue one looks great against your skin, but the pink one brings out your eyes.” Ribbon replied, “Honestly, I'd go with pink.”

“Sank you dear.”

“No problem, and happy anniversary! To be happily married like her...” Ribbon mused, thinking about a certain pink puff.

“Yeah,” said Tuff, “And every year, they celebrate with a big dinner.”

“Paiii!” Little Kirby said exitedly.

“Last year we had steak”

“Poyo!”

“And the year before that, we had salmon”

“Mmmm poy.” Kirby was excitedly flying around in the air at this point, lost in his own little food world.

“Sounds lovely, what are their plans for tonight?” Ribbon asked

“I don't know?” admitted Tiff, “Mom?”

“Ve're probably going to go to Kawasaki's tonight.” She replied, setting the blue dress on the table. “Zo, I would ask your fahzer, he makes ze plans.

Tiff and Tuff's faces went from excitement to disappointment. “Not Kawasaki's.” Tuff complained.

“What's wrong with Kawasaki's?” Ribbon asked.

“He's not a bad guy, but he's a terrible chef.” Tiff explained.

“It's a good thing he's the only restaurant in town, or he'd get no business.” Tuff answered. He turned to his parents bedroom. “Hey dad! Can we go somewhere else besides Kawasaki's?”

No answer.

“Dad? Can't we have the waddle dees prepare us a meal?” Tiff questioned

No answer

“Oh... your Fahzer always gets like zis, every year he's zo nervous.” Lady Like commented.

“He certainly acts weird, that's for sure” Tiff mused.

Nobody noticed that Kirby accidentally hovered into the bedroom where Sir Ebrum was holding on to a gold ring with a large green emerald. “Steady now Ebrum, this is the year. You're finally going to give it to her and nothing will go wrong, eh what. Just calm your nerves and everything will be fine, by gum!”

“Darling!”

Sir Ebrum fumbled with the ring for a couple of seconds, before putting it in a red box on the desk and closing the lid. “Coming honey!” he yelled, rushing out of the room. He didn't notice Kirby standing behind his ottoman, who jumped up and looked at the box. What was that he was holding, it was shiny and green, maybe it was candy. Kirby opened the box and picked up the small sparkly thing. Surely it was candy. It had to be, it looked too sweet not to be. Kirby looked left and right, making sure the coast was clear. Nobody hid sweet treats from Kirby. He shoved the thing in his mouth and began to taste. It took him a few seconds to realize that this was not, in fact, a tasty treat of goodness, but a tasteless thing of yuckyness.

“PTOO!” Kirby spat the yucky thing out the window. Good riddance yucky thing!

Meanwhile, on the ramparts, a waddle dee was doing his daily patrol when something hit him in the head. It didn't hurt, but it did startle the poor dee. Looking down, he saw a shiny ring on the ground and picked it up. Where did this come from, he thought. Suddenly he saw Escargon walking by. “What could be so important about today, I better find out or the king's gonna use my eye stalks as a stress ball.” Escargon continued to wonder what was going on, when he spotted the dee with the ring. “Wait, what have you got there!” Escargon yelled, running up to the dee and snatching the ring. “Give me that!” Escargon examined the ring. This thing looked flashy, and would make an excellent addition to his gem collection. He needed an excuse to take the ring from the dee. “Oh, you found it' I'd been looking for this thing for about a week now.” he said, feigning relief. The waddle dee was less than convinced. “YOU DOUBT ME!” Escargon shouted. The dee shook his head no frantically. “Good, now back to work.” he said as he walked off. Escargon looked like he had gotten away with murder, too bad Fololo and Falala were watching the whole thing.”

---

“So, this fountain of dreams,” Sir Meta Knight asked, “what exactly is it's function?”

“It's a magical spring that produces magic water, powered by the Star Rod, A staff that gathers all the hopes and wishes on planet Pop Star.” King Dedede explained.

“The staff injects the hopes and wishes into the water, and then when the water evaporates upon hitting the ground outside the fountain. The vapors fly to the residents of Pop Star giving them good dreams while they sleep.” Meta Knight continued, “Nightmare sought the power of the Star Rod, for while he could give people powerful Nightmares, he couldn't do anything in the physical plain, being a literal manifestation of fear and hatred. He existed within the waters, corrupting their magic slowly, causing people to feel fear and anger until he could gather enough power to use the Star Rod to give himself physical form.”

“Lucky for planet Pop Star, a certain handsome king had been investigating the fountain when Nightmare made a play for the staff.” King Dedede bragged. "I ripped it off the fountain, smashed it and gave the pieces to people I trust so that they could guard them, Including Meta Knight here.” He said, jabbing Meta Knight with his elbow.

“The problem, however, was that without the staff fueling the fountain, no one on Pop Star could dream, meaning they got no rest from sleep. It was only a matter of time before someone got upset enough to look into King Dedede's actions, who had decided to use the fountain as a swimming pool.” Meta Knight said, glaring at the king.

“I said I was sorry,” the king rebutted, “Besides, while I knew someone else would come investigate. I didn't expect it to be Kirby. I still had a grudge against the guy, so I refused to explain myself. Kirby however, gathered the pieces anyway, and beat me down so he could restore the fountain. Little dummy didn't realize he was giving Nightmare the power he needed. As soon as the Star Rod was back in place, Nightmare got his physical form, and flew off to the moon. Luckily I sent Kirby, armed with the Star Rod to fight the big jerk before he got any more powerful. From what Kirby tells me, it wasn't an easy fight, but he did it.”

“So Kirby defeated Nightmare before he could cause any damage?” Sir Meta Knight asked.

“Yes.” Meta Knight said plainly. “And it's a good thing he did too. Nightmare gains strength from fear and hatred. Had he been able to escape Pop Star, and find a more desolate place, the amount of negative energy he could absorb would have made him nigh unstoppable.”

An uncomfortable silence hung over the room, as Sword and Blade fidgeted in their seats, while Sir Meta Knight simply hung his head slightly.

“I'm guessing that's what happened here.” King Dedede said, rubbing the back of his head.

“It's a long story.” Sir Meta Knight stated.

“One that's worth telling the Star Allies, I can assure you.” Meta Knight said.

Sir Meta Knight looked to his counterpart, then to King Dedede, who looked invested. “Very well.” He said. “I guess I should start with what I know about Nightmare.”

---

“Kirby, I think we're lost,” Bandanna Dee said. He and Kirby had been wandering the dark forest for about an hour at least, and he was getting worried. Kirby on the other hand was getting annoyed.

“This is boring! When I get my hands on that rotten bird!”

“Kirby, you talk now?” a booming voice could be heard all around them. Bandee huddled with Kirby, who looked around curiously.

“Who said that?” Kirby asked plainly, not a hint of fear in his voice.

“Surely you remember me Kirby.” Kirby looked around until his eyes set themselves on a very familiar looking tree. When he locked on to it, it grew eye holes and a mouth hole. He immediately knew who it was, though considering the differences between his Dreamland and this one, he didn't want to be too judgemental.

“Whispy Woods?” He asked, cautiously.

“You do remember me. I must have really lost track of time, you've gotten so big my friend. Though I must say, I didn't think waddle dees could get that big.” Kirby breathed a sigh of relief, this Whispy was friendly.

“I know this is going to sound confusing, but I'm not the Kirby you know.”

“You aren't?”

“Nope, I'm actually from a different dreamland, one where a lot of things are different, but a lot of things are the same.”

“Oh, so you are still Kirby, just a different Kirby. I think I get it. And this waddle dee?”

Bandee, seeing that this Whispy was friendly, decided to introduce himself. “I'm Bandanna Waddle Dee, pleased to meet you.”

“Likewise. Do you have a version of me where you come from.” Whispy asked

“Yeah, but he's not as nice. He takes his job as guardian of the forest way to seriously, attacking anything that gets close.” Kirby answered

“He sounds paranoid, but at least he's doing his job.”

“Anyway, Me and Bandee here were exploring this Dreamland, when a small bird told us we should enter this forest, and we got a little lost.”

“Worry not, new friends. My apples shall guide you back to town.” said Whispy as he shook his leaves. A line of apples fell from the treetops.

“Thanks Whispy!” Yelled Bandee as he and Kirby followed the trail of apples, Kirby eating every apple along the way,”

---

“Where is it! Where is it!” Sir Ebrum was searching throughout his room like a madman. Tiff, Tuff, Kirby, and Ribbon entered the room to see what all the fuss was about.

“What's wrong Sir?” Ribbon asked.

“Yeah dad, why are you always so jumpy on you and mom's anniversary?” Tuff added.

“I've lost it! I've lost it!” Sir Ebrum answered.

“We can see that.” Tiff said sarcastically.

“NO! The ring. I lost the ring!” Sir Ebrum clarified.

“A ring?” Ribbon asked.

Sir Ebrum sighed. “I suppose it's time I come clean with the truth. I never gave your mother her wedding ring, you see.”

“What!”

“Yes.” Ebrum continued “It all started on our wedding day, you see. We had just finished our vows when Mayor Blustergas announced that it was time for the ring. Unfortunately I got so nervous that I completely missed your mothers hand, by gum, and it shocked me so bad that I dropped the ring. It fell in the nearby creek and I couldn't find it.”

“That sounds terrible.” Ribbon said, feeling bad for Ebrum.

Yes, and every year I try to give her the ring she deserves, and every year I bugger it up! I drop it and it always ends up somewhere where I can never get it back. This year, I couldn't even get to the part where I try to give it to her, am I just doomed?”

“Hold on.” Tiff said “It's got to be around here somewhere, where did you last see it,”

“Well, last time I checked, I had put it in this box.” he said holding a red ring box with gold trim. Suddenly, something clicked in Kirby's brain. That was the box with the yucky thing in it. Did they need the yucky thing? Kirby didn't remember swallowing it. He put it in his mouth, realized it was yucky, and...

“PTOO!” Kirby said mimicking his earlier action. Everyone looked at him, wondering what was going through his head. Kirby then proceeded to launch himself out the window.

“Little Kirby, where are you going?” Ribbon asked, flying out after him. Tiff Tuff and Ebrum dashed out their door and out to the castle ramparts below, where Kirby was eyes to the ground, making various poyos as he appeared to be searching for something.

“Did you see the ring down here Kirby?” Tiff asked. Kirby didn't react and just kept looking.

“What's going on?” everyone turned to see Fololo and Falala floating towards them.

“We're looking for a ring Kirby lost.” Tuff said, earning a look from Ribbon.

“Escargon found a ring earlier.” Falala said

“Escargon?” everyone asked at the same time.

“Poyo?” Kirby asked.

“Yeah, I think he left for town with it.” Fololo stated.

“You guys head there on foot, just in case he comes back, I'll fly Kirby to town and see if we can't spot him.” Ribbon said. She picked up Kirby and flew for town, while Ebrum and the kids headed for the drawbridge.

---

“Hmmm...” Mabel, the town fortune teller, was busy examining a ring that Escargon brought in. Being the town crystal expert, she would definitely be able to appraise it's value.

“Well, pretty snazzy jewel, right? Must be worth a fortune.” Escargon said, obviously proud of the ring. And he was right, as far as Mabel could tell, this ring was quite the find, not that she was going to tell him that. This was way too good for a cheat like Escargon, and she certainly wouldn't risk it falling into Dedede's hands.

“You can't Trick me with this fake emerald!”

“Fake!”

“This is glass, painted like an emerald, anyone with an eye of quality could see that.”

“But... but... Oh whatever” Escargon finally relented. “You can keep the darn thing, at least It'll look good on the mantle or whatever.” He walked out of the fortune teller shop, head hanging low. Mabel made sure the coast was clear, then booked it to Curio to see if it was special.

Meanwhile, Kirby and Ribbon had already arrived in town, and were searching frantically for the snail, when Ribbon spotted him.

“ESCARGON!” She shouted, dive-bombing the poor snail.

“What's-AAHH!” Escargon shrieked, covering his head, only for Ribbon to bounce off harmlessly.

“Where is it!” she demanded

“Poyo!” Kirby added

Where's what, you pink pigeon?” Escargon bit back

“Don't play dumb with me you goon!” Ribbon spat “The ring you stole!”

“Oh, that thing? Don't bother, Mabel said it's worthless, so I let her keep it.”

“I better be able to get it back, or you'll be sorry!” Ribbon said flying a few feet before pausing and turning back “Who's Mabel again?”

“She's the fortune teller, her shop is in the hut with the crystal ball above the door on Main Street, near Kawasaki's place, can't miss it..”

“Thank you!” Ribbon shouted as she made her way to main street.

“You're welcome...wait.”

---

“Well Curio?” Mabel asked Curio, planning on selling it to him.

“This is an amazing find Miss Mabel, this ring is an intricate part of an ancient cappy civilization, most likely from a ritual.” Curio explained

“MMM... So I guess that it must mean a fortune to you.”

“I'm sorry Mabel, but you can't sell this ring.”

“What! What do you mean.”

“As a piece of cappy history, I'm afraid this ring counts as a historic artifact, and thus is to be donated to my collection immediately.”

“DONATED!”

“I'm sorry Mabel, but as valuable as this ring may be, it's more valuable in the knowledge it provides, and you can't put a price on knowledge.”

Neither cappy noticed the third cappy watching from the window.

---

“ESCARGON!” Tiff shouted. She, Tuff, and Sir Ebrum had finally made it to town and had found the snail.

“Wha- Oh great. What do you want.” he answered un-enthusiastically “If this is about that worthless ring, I already told your pink fairy friend that Mabel has it.”

“Why would you give it to Mabel?” Tuff asked. That's when Ribbon showed up, still holding Little Kirby.

“We can't find Miss Mabel anywhere” She cried.

“Poyo...”

“Well, that's tough,” Escargon said. “Better luck next time.”

“Why you...” Ribbon growled, but before she could resort to violence, they all heard a call for help.

“Stop thief!” they all looked and saw the ring being carried by a cappy with a beard, who was booking it as fast as he could, behind him was Curio, who was chasing after him. “That's a priceless cappy artifact!

“FWEEEEEEP!” Chief Bookum blew his whistle and began heading toward the thief himself. “Not in my Cappytown you don't, buster!”

“POYO!” Kirby shouted as he jumped out of Ribbons arms and sprinted headlong into the thief. He tackled the cappy down, and soon after, Curio and Bookem landed on top of him.

“Serves him right.” Ribbon said as no one noticed Escargon slip away. Suddenly the thief sprang up from the ground, sending the cappies and Kirby every which way.

---

“This looks like a good place to picnic, you can see the whole of New Dreamland up here.” Kirby said as he and Bandee finished climbing a mountain. They stopped in front of a big cave where they could see all the countryside, including Dedede Castle.

“It sure is high up,” Bandee commented, “But it is a great view.” Kirby spit out the bubble containing the cooler, which popped and the cooler landed on the ground, while bandee set out a blanket. Kirby reached into the cooler and pulled out a tomato sandwich and Pep-Brew for him, and a PB&J and Apple Juice for Bandee. As they sit down and enjoyed their sandwiches, they had the feeling they were being watched, only to hear a rumble from within the cave. Bandee assumed a battle stance while Kirby simply looked over his shoulder as out from the shadows stepped a gigantic bird with a gem on its chest, a red vest-like pattern on it's back, rainbow wings and a bright red head.

“Dyna Blade!” Kirby called giving it a wave.

“Does it's head look a little small to you?” Bandee said.

Dyna Blade let out a mighty caw, and stood right next to the picnic, only to lift her wing and look down. A dyna-chick walked out and stared at Kirby “Aww, Hi little guy, you wanna sandwich?” he said, pulling out a tuna sandwich they had packed. The chick made some happy noises and walked over to the two of them, sitting down to enjoy the picnic. Kirby fed him the tuna sandwich as Bandee finally relaxed. Dyna Blade, for her part, seemed to be calm, and simply supervised as this weird Kirby and waddle dee visited with her chick.

---

King Dedede and Meta Knight were floored. “An entire army, he wiped out an entire army with his monsters?” King Dedede asked.

“Yes, to this day, Sword, Blade, and I were the only survivors.” Sir Meta Knight explained. “So I followed the signal from a Nightmare Enterprises transmission, and found this place, feigned loyalty to Dedede, and hoped that I would be able to see the rumored Star Warrior that escaped the conflict.”

“And let me guess, that fabled Star Warrior was Kirby.” Meta Knight put fourth.

“Yes, though his growth was incomplete, his Starship woke him up 200 years too early, and thus, he acts like a baby. But I must see him through his training, for I have a feeling he is the only one who can defeat nightmare, or so I thought...”

“So you thought?” King Dedede parroted.

“The night that Dedede enacted his plan to use Kirby's energy to power that teleporter, I felt something. I could have easily stopped him, but I felt that I should let it slide, as something good was about to happen.” Sir Meta Knight slowly looked up at the two. “And now you're here...”

King Dedede jumped off the couch, already knowing what he was going to ask “Of course we'll help you defeat nightmare!”

“And you speak for all of us?” Meta Knight asked. King Dedede turned to him, stern look on his face.

“Meta Knight, when we formed the Star Allies, we promised that we would fight evil and protect the innocent wherever we could. It is your duty as a Star Ally to help anyone in need, even if it's yourself.”

“I was not going to say no, but I would have liked to say yes for myself.”

“Well too bad, I said it first.”

“Thank you...” Both Star Allies turned to Sir Meta Knight who was looking slightly down again. “You don't know how much this means to me.” He honestly sounded on the verge of tears. He finally had comrades in the fight against nightmare, and for once it looked like his reign could finally end. He had help from not one, but three people who know about Nightmare and his weaknesses. There was a chance. A real chance.

“No Problem, it's what the Star Allies do.” King Dedede said.

“Though, if you don't mind...” Meta knight began. He unwrapped his cape from around himself, pulling out his Galaxia and pointing it toward Sir Meta Knight, “I would like to test your skills in the training room.”

“Hmhmhmhm... It would be an honor.”

---

“So you dropped the ring after Kirby slammed into you, is that your story?” Chief Bookem asked the jailbird Cappy, who simply nodded. He was locked in the Cappytown jail where Bookem, Tiff, Tuff, Ebrum, Ribbon, and Little Kirby were interrogating him.

“Oh good heavens, we'll never find it now.” Sir Ebrum mused.

“Don't worry dad, we'll find it!” Tuff mused

“Yeah dad, it couldn't have gone far.” Tiff reassured.

“Poyo poyo po po ring po!” Kirby said, eager to get the ring back.

“Hey Kirby, you realize this is all your fault right.” Tuff chided

“Yeah Kirby, don't act like you're doing a good deed or someth-”

“You're not being fair!” both children turned their heads as Ribbon gave them an angry look.“He knows it's his fault, that's why he's trying so hard to get it back.” she looked down at Kirby, “And don't worry, we'll help you find it.” she turned back to Tiff and Tuff, “RIGHT?” it was less a question and more of a statement.

“Ehh... right.” Tiff said confused. Ribbon and Kirby proceeded out the front door as Tuff turned to his sister.

“Why's she so angry?” he asked

“I guess we were being a little hard on him. He didn't mean to loose it. Now let's find that ring.”

---

Escargon stood in the throne room he had taken out a stone brick and was holding a case full of jewels. “I almost added glass to my secret stash. Still it looked real enough. How could she tell it was fake?”

“Escah-goon!” Dedede shouted. Escargon panicked and placed the box in the hole and replaced the brick just as Dedede walked up “Whuchall doin'?”

“Just stretching sire, I was doing a hard bit of research and I need to stay limber or I'll fall asleep.”

“Speekin' a which, you find out whah today is so especial?”

“Oh, that. Apparently, Curio found an ancient ring and everybody's looking for it because the lunkhead dropped it.”

“A ring! Dat ring should belong to da King! As the actin' royal o' Dreamland, it's mah duty to horde any and all ancient treasures, for dey own protectificatin' o' course.”

“Of course sire.” Dedede proceded to hop on his throne and call NME. The screen revealed itself and flickered on, showing the face of customer service.

“Hey D-meister, what's on the menu today?”

“I need a monstah what can sniff out a rang!” Dedede replied.

“Sire, a monster to find a ring, surely this can't be that important.” Escargon questioned, only to earn a mean look from a furious Dedede.

“TREASON! All ancient treasures belong to da king!”

“That's some sound logic, King-D, and have we got a monster for you.” The floor of the throne room opened up to reveal the NME Monster transport system. The machine whirred to life as electricity sparked from the machine and in a bright flash, something was standing on the machine “This little guy is called” The monster kinda looked like a puke colored Kirby, except with baggy, lumpy exterior, tired looking eyes, a detective cap on, and a nose that was almost as big, if not bigger than the rest of it's body.

“I'm Noseman.” the thing said.

“Huh?” Said Dedede, clearly confused. “When Ah said sniff out a rang, I didn't mean it literal-like. What da heck is dis honka-stompa?”

“Trust me your D-ness, Noseman is just the guy you want when sniffing out any missing object, lucky for you, he knows what jewelry smells like. Show him Nosy.”

“I'm Noseman!” he shouted as it began to sniff the ground. It sniffed it's way to Dedede and Escargon, then sniffed around the room, until it found Escargons loose brick.

“Wait a minute you nosy nuisance, get a way from that!” But it was too late, Noseman had already begun using his nose to produce an inhale vortex, much like Kirby, and pulled out all Escargons jewels.

“So you wuz hid'n gems from meh after all, gonna surprise me for my birthday, no doubt!” Dedede accused, knowing full well that he was bullying Escargon into giving him his jewel horde.

“Oh... Yes sire.” Escargon relented. It was either this or a hammer to the skull, and Escargon liked his skull. Noseman delivered the jewels to Dedede who was clearly impressed.

“Alrighty den Noseboi, Dere's an ancient Artifact in town, a ring dat I want and you gonna fetch it fo' me, now go do yoah thang!” Dedede ordered

“Nose-Man!” Noseman shouted as he set off.

---

Down in the town, it was chaos, everyone was dead set on finding that ring which was nowhere to be found. Sir Ebrum began to give up hope. “I do say, I fear that the ring is gone forever, another failed anniversary. She's going to another year ring-less.”

“Mom!” Tuff yelled

“Yes, your mother will be disappointed.”

“No! It's Mom!”

“WHA-!” Sure enough, Lady Like was walking down main street,

“Everyone iz zho buzy today, I vonder vat zee occasion is?” Sir Ebrum needed a distraction, but unfortunately, Chief Bookum got to her first.

“I'm sorry for your loss Lady Like, don't worry we have the thief in custody and are currently doing the best we can.” he said, acting official

“Seef? Vat are you talking about?” Lady Like questioned

“H-Honey!” Sir Ebrum interrupted, “What are you doing here?” Ribbon watched from a distance, worried their anniversary would be ruined. Thinking quickly she flew up to them.

“Sir Ebrum, I know you want to see the surprise we have for you and Lady Like, but you can't take a peek until it's ready.”

“What...” Sir Ebrum began to question before Lady Like Interrupted him.

“A SURPRISE! Isn't that lovely.”

“Yes, but a thief stole one of the parts, and we're trying to get it back. Apparently, Bookum didn't get the memo that it was supposed to be a SURPRISE!” she said that last part through her teeth. Bookum cowered a bit. “In any case, why don't you two take a walk, I'll come get you when it's ready.” She said, winking at Sir Ebrum.

“Eh... Very well Ribbon, I do apologize for trying to take a peek, I just want to make sure that everything is perfect. I can get a little nervous on my anniversary.” Sir Ebrum explained, seeming to get the point. “Come along dear, lets spend the day on a nature walk while they get everything prepared.”

“Zat sounds Vonderful Darling.” Lady like said as they walked, arm in arm, away from Cappytown. Ribbon swiped her brow, crisis averted, she just now had to plan something special for the two alongside finding the ring...

…

Crud...

...

“KING DEDEDE!!!!” She yelled, soaring for King Dedede's castle.

---

Meta Knight was impressed. Judging by last night's fights, he assumed his other world version would also be weak, but Sir Meta Knight seemed to be keeping up just fine. Sure Meta Knight wasn't flying or using energy attacks, but he didn't want to be unfair, so he stayed grounded and used basic sword play, and his counterpart was certainly no slouch, even caught him of guard a few times. He lowered his sword, as both of them were worn out. “You are excellent at your craft, definitely worthy of the name Meta Knight.”

“I certainly hope so.” Sir Meta Knight retorted. “Considering that is my name.” Both Meta Knights had a chuckle at that.

*Yawn they both heard from the side of the ring, as King Dedede was starting to fall asleep.

“I'm sorry, King Dedede, but are we starting to bore you.” Meta Knight asked sarcastically.

“Yes, you are actually.” King Dedede said with no hesitation, “I've been watching you train for about an hour, and I'm B O R D bored.” Meta Knight was about to point out the spelling mistake when.

“KING DEDEDE!!!!” Ribbon barreled into the room and crashed into King Dedede, bouncing off him like a squeaky toy. Tears streamed down her eyes as she looked into the King's face. “Sirebrumandladylikearehavingananniversaryandlittlekirbylosttheringandwe'retryingtogetitbackandwecantfinditbutthenladylikeshowedupsoipromisedthatiwouldhaveasurpriseforthemtodistractladylikeandnowineedtocomeupwithaspecialdinnerforthemandicant-”

“Woah Ribbon! Slow down.” King dedede said, he then put his hand on his chin. “A special anniversary dinner? Yeah, I think I can handle that. I'll head to Kawasaki's to get everything ready, you just find that ring.”

“Thanks King Dedede!” Ribbon said giving the penguin a big hug before flying off.

“Welp I'm off to Kawasaki's if you need me.” He then stepped into the hallway. “I'm gonna need Three Dees to come with me to Kawasaki's, It's party time!”

...well, that was a scene that both Meta Knights witnessed. Meta Knight turned to Sir Meta Knight, “In any case, while your swordplay is incredible, there is still much yet for you to learn.”

“There is?” All three knights questioned.

“Yes,” Meta Knight said, walking to a trunk off to the side. He reached into the trunk and pulled something out. “And it starts with this.” Meta Knight turned around to reveal a blue cape with gold lining, some shoulder armor, and some greaves.

Sir Meta Knight took a step back. “You're giving it to me?” he asked.

“No. This is one of my spares. We can use it for training, but once I get back to my Dreamland, I can get one custom tailored for you.”

---

Ribbon flew out of Castle Dedede, only to see Little Kirby chasing some strange bird.

“If you want this ring Jr. You're gonna have to work for it!” That's when ribbon noticed something in it's claws. The Ring! Unfortunately for this bird, Ribbon was not in the mood for games.

Tokkori smiled as he flew just above Kirby's jumping range.

“Poyo!” Kirby shouted, clearly unable to catch the bird.

“Sorry, Kirby. Looks like you don't want this ring enou-ACK!” Suddenly Tokkori found himself trapped in the hand of a pink fairy, who was giving him a glare. She simply held out a hand under his feet.

“Give me the ring, right now.” she said sternly.

“Okay! Okay! No need to ruffle my feathers, I was just teasin' Kirby! Give me a break!” Tokkori dropped the ring into Ribbons hand. She let go and he flew away as fast as his wings could carry him. Ribbon admired the ring. Ebrum had great taste, she looked down at Kirby.

“Don't worry little Kirby, I got it.”

“Poyo!”

“You found it!” They heard the familiar voice of Tiff.

“Good job you two!” said Tuff, “Let's go get dad.”

“About that... I kind of told Lady Like that I was whipping up a surprise for the two of them, and he's off distracting her, so giving him the ring is a no go.” Ribbon confessed. “But don't worry. King Dedede agreed to help. He and some waddle dees are at Kawasaki's place right now preparing the surprise.”

“Wow, a ring and a surprise, You're on fire today Ribbon.” Tuff said.

“Yeah, this is sure to be mom and dad's greatest anniversary ever! Thanks Ribbon.” Tiff concluded.

Aww...” Ribbon Blushed “No Problem, and sorry for being so angry with you earlier.” she smiled as she took off for Kawasaki's, only to find herself yanked out of the sky and wrapped under the arm of the cappy thief, who wrestled the ring from her hand, dropped her and ran. “Grrr...” she growled and gave chase, followed by Tiff, Tuff, Kirby, and Cheif Bookum.

“Get back here with that ring thief!” Bookum yelled. The thief payed no mind, but suddenly stopped. Standing in front of everyone was a brown monster with a big nose.

“I'm Noseman.” it said as it stared down the thief. It suddenly inhaled through it's nose, causing the thief to loose his footing and become stuck in the creatures nose.

“What's that thing?” Ribbon asked

“It's gotta be one of Dedede's monsters!” Tuff said. Suddenly the nose monster began rushing into homes, businesses, any place it could go and inhaling all the jewels he could find through his other nostril. The monster did not stop it's rampage until it had every gem in town, and when it was done, it made it's way toward Dedede Castle, with Ribbon, Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff hot on it's heels.

---

“Wait, so you're an all knowing giant Kabu, who can see the future.” Kirby asked. He was currently talking to a giant stone creature, which had a puppet mouth that it could open and close and spoke in a booming voice. He and Bandanna waddle dee had found the thing when exploring a canyon, and he was friendly, though a bit aloof.

“INDEED. KABU CAN SEE THE FATES OF ALL.” he boomed.

“Do we successfully change Dedede to a friend!” Kirby immediately asked.

“Are we gonna beat Nightmare?” Bandee asked, cautious.

“KABU SEES THE FATE OF KING DEDEDE CHANGE WITH YOUR ARRIVAL, BUT THAT, AS WITH THE SUCCESS AGAINST NIGHTMARE, DEPENDS ON THE ACTIONS OF THE SMALLER KIRBY.”

“I KNEW it!” Kirby shouted, “I knew little me could do it!”

“He is Kirby after all.” Bandee concluded.

“BUT.” Kabu interjected.

“But?” the two friends parroted.

“KIRBY IS NOT YET READY, IT WILL TAKE A LOT OF TIME, AND A LOT OF HELP, BEFORE HE CAN ACCOMPLISH EITHER.”

“And that's where we come in.” Kirby said, 'wrapping an arm' around Bandee. “C'mon, we still got more Dreamland to tour.”

“Bye bye, and thanks for the news!” Bandee said as he retreated.”

---

“I'm Noseman.” said Noseman as he stood on top of a giant pile of treasure.

“Nao dis heah honka-stompa's got an eye for rocks!” Dedede bellowed “But which one de artifact? Escargon, it's your job to find it.”

“But sire, that's going to take ages. That's like finding a needle in a haystack, or finding an honest used car salesman.” Escargon complained

“JUS' DO IT!”

“AHH! Yes, your grouchiness!”

Escargon began searching through the pile, when the door to the throne room was kicked open. Dedede and Escargon looked on to see Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, and a livid Ribbon staring them down. “On a treasure hording spree? You're despicable Dedede.” Tiff chided.

“Yeah, give those jewels back to Cappytown!” Tuff demanded.

“Listen heah ya little brats-”

“No YOU listen!” Ribbon shouted before Dedede could finish. Dedede and Escargon took a step back at the outburst. “It has been a REALLY bad day for me, I've had to deal with scumbag thieves manhandling me, birds being a problem, and a giant nose monster stealing all the gems in town, and all I wanted was to help two people out on their anniversary,” Ribbon landed and began walking toward the two, arms rigid at her side in fury. “and come Dark Matter or high water, I'm getting that ring. So please, make this easy on me, and HAND IT OVER!” she shouted. Dedede was phased, but only for a moment.

“You want it? You gotta get through mah enforcer. Show ha who's baws Noseman, ME!” Dedede boasted.”

“I'm Noseman.” Noseman growled as he entered a fighting stance and took aim at Ribbon. Ribbon stood her ground and glared at Noseman, not moving an inch. “I'M NOSEMAN!” He shouted as he began inhaling.

“Kirby, inhale back!” Tiff shouted. Kirby revved up his feet and began inhaling. The two tiny titans were now engaged in an inhale duel, with Ribbon in the center, not budging from her spot on the ground. As Kirby and Noseman inhaled, the treasure pile began to shrink, and it soon revealed the thief, still holding on to the ring. Ribbon would have made a move, but Kirby stopped inhaling when he saw the thief, causing him to go flying into Noseman's nostril. The thief would just not let go of that ring. Thinking quickly, Tuff got an idea. He ran to the kitchen and when he got back, he was holding a pepper shaker.

“Hit the deck!” he shouted as he loosened the top on the shaker and threw it. Tuff, Tiff and Kirby flattened themselves to the ground, as Ribbon still didn't move, glaring at Noseman with pure hate. The pepper flew into Noseman's other nostril.

“I'M... guh.” Noseman hesitated as he began to sniffle. “Guh... huh... hurk... HACHOOO!”

Noseman sneezed sending the jewels, the thief, and Ribbon flying out of the castle. Ribbon landed on the ground with a bounce, while the thief landed with a thud. The thief got up and turned to ran. “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!” the thief stopped in his tracks, quaking with fear. Ribbon was beyond incensed at this point. There was literal steam coming off her as she burned up. Here eyes were completely in shadow, save for two red glowing lights, glaring right at the thief. He slowly turned around and looked at the fairy, who was trembling herself, barely able to contain her anger. Her killing intent could have given him a concussion alone. “GIVE. ME. THE. RING.” the thief briefly considered running away. “NOOOOOOOWWW!!!” Ribbon shrieked, scaring the daylights out of the thief. He walked slowly over to her, placed the ring in her hand, and got down on all fours, silently begging for forgiveness. He trembled as the fairy stared him down. What was she going to do to him. The wait was killing him.

“...Thanks!” she said and floated off as if nothing ever happened. The thief looked up, saw Ribbon was gone, got up, took to steps, and feinted.

As Ribbon floated back to Cappytown, she was intent on giving King Dedede the ring so he could keep it safe for Sir Ebrum. As she floated over the bridge however, a big red fish jumped out, swallowed the ring, and dove back in the water. For a few seconds Ribbon didn't respond, back on the ramparts of Dedede Castle, Tiff, Tuff and Kirby saw the whole altercation. “Uh-oh” Tiff said quietly as Ribbon stood their motionless...”

---

“Now this is a beach” Kirby said excitedly as he and bandee stumbled upon Dreamlands coast.

“You think that's cool,” Said a dopey voice. “You should see the rainbow coral reef!”

Kirby and Bandee looked down and saw Kine the fish swimming there.

“Oh, Hi Kine.” Bandee said “I bet you're wondering why I know your name.”

“Nope.” Kine answered, “Whispy told Coo, and Coo told Rick, and Rick told me.” Kine said

“Well,” Kirby stated “I guess that makes introductions easy, now what did you say about a rainbow cor-”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!”

…

“Was that Ribbon?” Kirby asked “We should go see if she's okay!”

“NO!” Bandee shouted. Kirby looked at him confused. “I-I think we should stay out of this one. Trust me.”

Kirby wanted to check on his friend, but Bandee was insistent that she was okay. Just having a bad day. They could cheer her up later, he guessed.

---

Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby ran to the bridge where they found Ribbon sitting down. Face in her hands. “R-Ribbon?” Tiff asked approaching with caution.

“WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” Ribbon suddenly threw up her head, tears spitting from her eyes like a fire hose. “I'm Sorrey-ey-ey-eyyyyy. I couldn't get the ring! I tried, I really tried. WAAAAAHHH!!!”

“Aww... It's okay Ribbon, there's always next year.” Tiff said as she pulled out a handkerchief for the poor fairy.

“Rib-poyo...” Kirby said sadly as he wrapped her in a hug as best he could. Ribbon stood up.

“Thanks guys.*sniffle Let's go tell your dad.” She, surprisingly for her, walked to town, with Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby comforting her the whole way.

---

“Grrr... ah Can't believe Ah lost anotha 'bout to Kirbeh!” Dedede shouted as his empty throne room stood, Jewel-less.

“My gems...” Escargon said forlorn. Dedede was about to pummel the little snail when...

“Noseman.” Noseman said popping up in front of both of them. Dedede saw him as the better target, and lifted up his hammer.

WHAM!

Noseman went flying out of the castle, yelling the whole way.

---

“I'm still worried about that scream...” Said Kirby as he and Bandee walked back to town, their exploration of Dreamland over.

“I'm sure everything's resolved, Ribbon's a Star Ally, remember.” Bandee said, wanting to cheer up his friend.

Kirby guess he agreed, Ribbon was no pushover. Suddenly, something landed on him which toppled him over. “Ow. What the?” He asked as he saw a big nosed creature pull itself off the ground.

“I'm Noseman...” it said, clearly sad.

“Aww what's wrong Noseman.” Kirby asked

“Noseman...”

“Hmm, what do you make of this guy Bandee?”

“I don't know Kirby, though that is a detective's cap on him, maybe he's some sort of bloodhound.” Bandee surmised.

“OOOHHH! I bet they could use one of those at the police station!” Kirby shouted. He turned to Noseman “Whaddya say Noseman? Interested in policework?”

---

“I don't know.” Chief Bookum said. On the one hand, he was the perp stealing all the jewels. Though he could be a decent bloodhound.” He was looking over Noseman with a keen eye.

“PLEASE!” Kirby begged, “I promise he will be helpful.”

“Well he does have a criminal record, one he can pay off with community service, then we can see about full time employment.” Bookum finally decided.

“YAY!” Kirby and Bandee cheered.

“I'M NOSEMAN!” Noseman responded.

---

“Wow Darling, ze King went srough all zees trouble for us.” Lady like mused. The entirety of Kawasaki's restaurant was covered with decorations of gold and silver, and a table was reserved for the two of them, with a royal tablecloth and royal King Dedede china.

“Yes, I believe his highness deserves some praise.” said Sir Ebrum, Impressed, but secretly wondering where his kids, Kirby, and Ribbon were.

“Think nothing of it.” King Dedede said “Anything for the lovely-”

*Sniff

Everyone looked at the door to find Ebrum's kids, Kirby, and a crying Ribbon “ I couldn't find the ring.” Ribbon said wailing. King Dedede immediately snatched the poor fairy into his arms and wrapped her in a hug.

“There there, Ribs. No one's blaming you.” he comforted.

“Vy is she crying?” Lady Like asked.

*sigh “Honey I have a confession.” Ebrum spoke up. “I was trying to give you the wedding ring you never got for our anniversary, but It got lost, and the kids promised to find it.”

“Oh honey, Kids,” Lady Like spoke, taking her husbands hands into his. “Ring or not, I love you and alvays vill. No question about zat.” Everyone at the restaurant awwed. Ribbon looked out from where she had shoved her face into King Dedede's chest and smiled.

“Hey everyone! I hope you have room, I caught a killer fish today!” Kawasaki entered the front door, carrying the very fish that snatched the ring. Ribbon immediately snapped out of her blue funk.

“GIMME THAT FISH!” She shouted as she tackled Kawasaki. The fish landed on the ground, spitting the ring into the air. Everyone gasped as it flew into the air. Lucky for everyone, little Kirby managed to catch it.

“Poyo.” he said as he calmly gave the ring to Sir Ebrum. He turned to Lady Like, and slowly placed the ring on her finger.

“Happy anniversary honey...”

“Happy anniversary dear.” The two of them kissed as everyone in the restaurant cheered. Everyone sat down as Kawasaki went to prepare the fish.

“Don't worry, a few of my waddle dees are helping with the cooking.” King Dedede whispered with a wink.

---

WHAM! Sir Meta Knight Slammed into another wall. “This is harder than it looks.” He said as his wings wouldn't respond to his commands.”

“It's getting late.” Meta Knight said “Keep the spare armor and come back in the morning.”

“Hm.” Sir Meta Knight said as he clumsily transformed the wings back into a cape and wrapped it around himself. He made to leave, only stopping to turn back to Meta Knight. “Thank you again. Come Sword, Blade”

“Coming Sir Meta Knight!” Sword said

“Eseroineraawnseni Wings” Blade added.

Meta Knight said nothing as his counterpart left.

---

Meanwhile at the Star Allies Council Pavilion...

“I have the coordinates!” Susie shouted as she dashed into the meeting room. The room was mostly empty with only a few Ripple fairies, Queen Tiara, Adeleine, Ado, and Lord Hyness standing there. “They're in universe AN.”

“The crystal is ready my Queen.” Said a Ripple Fairy as a giant blue diamond shaped crystal was brought into the room.

“Good, Hyness?” Queen Tiara asked.

“The Spell is ready.” He said

“Then do it.” Hyness read the coordinates and then held out his hands and said an incantation. The crystal lit up and suddenly a star shaped energy appeared, showing a dinner scene. One of the figures at the table was clearly Ribbon, she looked like she was enjoying herself.

Before anyone could say anything “We're coming guys!” Adeleine shouted and jumped for the star, only to phase right through it and face-plant. on the floor.

“Calm yourself, Adeleine, this is not a door, but a window. We can only see through it.” Hyness explained.

“At least we know they're safe.” Tiara said, looking to Susie. “Can you get us there?”

“I found the blueprints for a prototype portal, it'll require Zan's help to power it, but I will get it built as soon as I can.” she reassured.

“Thank you” the queen said, looking into the star window. 'we're coming, Great King.'

Chapter Text

Two Puffballs in a Sleepy forest/Feeling a little Pyukii

Big Kirby was practically dancing to Tuggles store. Little Kirby, Fololo, and Falala had invited him out on a picnic. He loved picnics. As he walked into the store he saw Fololo and Falala floating above Little Kirby, who was looking at some snacks on the shelf. Tuff was with them as well. “Hey Kirby, Want some chocolate?” Falala said, picking out a chocolate bar off the shelf.

“Payayai!” Little Kirby shouted in excitement as he leaped up and snatched the bar from Falala. He was about to shove the whole thing, wrapper and all into his mouth before Fololo intervened.

“No Kirby! You have to wait until the picnic before you can eat this!” he said, snatching the bar away from Little Kirby.

“Poyo...” Little Kirby said sadly.

“Unfortunately, little me, that's how picnics work.” Big Kirby said walking up to the four of them.

“Hey Big Kirby, you wanna pick something out for the picnic?” Asked Falala. He was about to answer, when Tuff chimed in.

“I can't believe you guys. Aren't Picnics for babies?” he complained.

“Okay, one, no one's forcing you to come with us Tuff, and two, You're never too old for a picnic. It's a classic way to have fun and eat good food. Right, little me?” Big Kirby rebutted. Little Kirby Poyo'd happily as he jumped up and re-snatched the chocolate bar from Fololo, this time without making a move to eat it. Kirby walked over to the produce isle and picked out his favorite food, a bright red tomato and proceeded to the front counter with Fololo and Falala, who paid for everything.

As they walked outside, Dedede and Escargon drove up in their military vehicle. “EH HEH HEH HEH HEH! Kirbeh, Dis gon' be yo last day livin', cause I got a scheme dat'll put yall on a permanent snooze cruise!” Dedede bragged

“Oh Really, you gonna read him you're memoirs?” Escargon said sarcastically, only to earn a bop on the head from Dedede.

“Hey, you shouldn't hurt your friend like that!” Big Kirby chastised.

“Eh, Why not?” Dedede said.

“Because it's mean, and you don't get people to like you by being mean. Besides, isn't he the only friend you have?”

“Eh...” Dedede said, hesitating only for a moment before continuing. “Ah! A kang don't need friends, 'specialy when dey got monstah's like dis!” he said, gesturing toward the back of his machine. Out of a gray tube on the back of the cameo painted vehicle popped out an orange monster wearing a red nightcap with orange spots, and no arms.

“Don't you dare hurt Kirby!” Said Fololo and Falala at the same time, but before anything else could happen.

“PPPHHHAHAHAHAH!!! A NODDY!” Big Kirby suddenly busted out laughing. “The big bad monster that you two summoned was a NODDY? Hahahahaha!” Big Kirby was absolutely loosing it with laughter. “Ahhh... this is gonna be an easy one. little me, inhale it and enjoy a good nap.”

“Are you sure about this, Big Kirby?” Falala asked.

“If Big Kirby says it's okay, then it's okay, Right Big Kirby?” Tuff asked.

“Yeah,” Big Kirby responded. “Noddy's just gonna put him to sleep for a few seconds and then he's gonna pop back up like nothing happened. Go ahead little me.”

Noddy approached Little Kirby. What's this thing, Kirby thought. It's looking at my chocolate, does it want it? But it's mine! Little Kirby lifted his chocolate above his head and ran, as Noddy chased him around. “Stop goofing off and inhale it, Kirby.” Tuff said. And Little Kirby did just that. Revving his feet he began inhaling and swallowed the Noddy. He then drifted off to sleep on the spot.

“Alright, now we just wait a few seconds, and he'll pop back awake.” Big Kirby said

So they waited...

and waited...

and waited...

“It's not supposed to take this long.” Big Kirby stated plainly. He walked over to the sleeping Little Kirby and shook him a little. “Rise and shine little me...”

…

…

“Oh no.”

---

Out in front of the Star Allies Pavilion, a portal frame was currently being constructed. Several haltworkers, overseen by Susie, were just beginning construction. Susie looked at the schematics on her tablet. It was only big enough to allow single travelers, or several on a warpstar at the biggest. Once this portal was working, they could get something bigger running. Meanwhile, Taranza, Hyness, and the Three Mage Sisters were helping the ripple fairies with the Great Crystal. As much as they wanted to know more about the universe that the Charters and Ribbon found themselves in, knowing they were ok was more than enough. Besides, the fairies were getting antsy, and wanted the crystal back as soon as possible, not that anyone could blame them. “And... there!” Taranza said once the crystal was loaded on to the royal saucer.

“Thank you, we will have this back on it's pedestal as soon as possible.” Said a ripple fairy as the others prepared for takeoff.

“Jamanke for letting us use the crystal, we appreciate the help.” Hyness responded, he and the mage sisters waving.

Taranza turned his attention to Susie, who looked beat. She had been working nonstop for 24 hours straight, overseeing construction of the frame. The base had barely been constructed and they had yet to receive the computer component, or the parts for the generator that had to be built. She was scanning her tablet, checking the progress of the deliveries, when she felt five hands all across her sides as a sixth one grabbed her hand and a pair of lips smooched her cheek. “Susie, darling, you need to take a break and get some sleep.” Taranza said, embracing her from behind.

“I can't Taranza,” Susie replied, “I don't want to loose anyone else.”

“And I understand that.” Taranza responded, turning Susie around, “I more than anyone know what it's like to loose a loved one, but you can't run yourself to death trying to bring them back. How do you think I would feel if I lost you?”

“Terrible.”

“And if I were running myself for 24 hours with no sleep, what would you do?”

“Force you to go to bed...”

“Exactly.” Taranza punctuated his point with a chaste kiss to Susie's 'lips' that lasted only a couple of seconds. “Now, go get some sleep. There are some guest bedrooms in Castle Dedede, I'll stay here and look after deliveries. Everything will be here after a good nights sleep.” He said, taking Susie's tablet. Susie simply nodded, and whipped out her personal transportation device, which propelled her up to Castle Dedede in no time. As she landed, one of the castle waddle dees ran up to greet her.

“Miss Haltmann, a room has already been prepared for you to sleep in. I am to escort you immediately!” The dee said, saluting the CEO of Haltmann Works. She simply nodded as she followed the waddle dee to her room. She walked in and saw that it had all the trimmings. Including a vanity, bookcase with books on technology. A Haltmann Works Laptop. And a fluffy bed. Susie had to admit to herself. When she first met King Dedede, she didn't think much of him. But he was a fantastic host. She whipped out her suitcase and changed into a nightgown before climbing into the big comfy bed. She clapped twice, and a dee entered her room, shut off the light, and drew the curtains to block any natural light coming in, before walking back out. She laid her head down and closed her eyes. 'Taranza could handle things', she thought before instantly falling into a deep slumber.

---

Tiff rushed to Yabui's clinic, Falala having just told her the news. She busted into the office “Dr. Yabui!” it was quite a scene inside. Kirby was laying on the examination table, sleeping while holding on to a candy bar, Tuff had his arms crossed, Fololo was hovering over Kirby worried, but the worst was Big Kirby. He just stood there, looking like he had just seen a ghost. Clearly he was in shock.

“Oh Tiff, good to see you.” Dr. Yabui greeted.

“How's Kirby?” She asked.

“Not to good, It appears as if he's contracted a serious sleeping sickness. Nothing we've tried has woken him up.” Tiff looked horrified,

“How did this happen?” she asked, but before Dr. Yabui could offer an explanation, Big Kirby piped up.

“He-he was only supposed to fall asleep for a few seconds. That's what happens whenever I swallow a Noddy...” Kirby sobbed “I'm so sorry Tiff, this was all my fault.”

“This is all Dedede's fault! He ordered the monster, not you!” Tuff shouted.

Tiff was taken aback, Big Kirby clearly felt regret, and Tuff was at least trying to be comforting. “It's okay Big Kirby...”She started, only for Big Kirby to continue.

“No it's not! I doomed little me to sleep forever! What kind of friend am I! WAAAAAAAHHH!” Big Kirby just started crying, and almost as if on cue, King Dedede and Ribbon burst into the doctors office.

“KIRBY!” Ribbon shouted, floating down to wrap Big Kirby in a hug, while King Dedede wrapped them both in a royal hug.

“Now, just calm down Kirby, we'll figure out a way out of this.” he said. Big Kirby's sobs slowed as he was being held by two of his best friends. He turned to Dr. Yabui. “What's going on anyway?”

“Little Kirby's contracted sleeping sickness by eating a monster that causes him to sleep called a Noddy. At this rate, he'll stay asleep for who knows how long. 100, maybe 1000 years.”Dr. Yabui explained.

Big Kirby began to cry again, as King Dedede looked at Dr. Yabui. “Surely, there has to be a way to wake him up.” he said.

“There might be a way...” Dr. Yabui muttered.

“WHAT!” Big Kirby shouted as he jumped out of King Dedede's hug. “What is it! You have to tell me!”

Dr. Yabui retrieved a book off his shelf and opened it. Thumbing through the pages, he eventually stumbled upon the page he was looking for. “Here it is, the Pyukii Flower.”

“Pyukii Flower?” Big Kirby repeated.

“It's a rare flower that grows only in a cave the Babagahara Jungle. It's said that the fragrance coming off it's petals will wake anything from sleeping sickness.”

Big Kirby's eyes lit up with determination. “If that's what it takes, I'm on it!”

---

Taranza looked at the orders for the parts. None of them would be here until tomorrow, and judging by all the parts, it would take a day to build, and even then, it would still need a couple of test runs before it could be operated safely, and this was just the small portal. The big one was designed so that even Meta Knights massive Halberd could fly through it. That would take a solid couple of weeks to build. Was Susie planning on not sleeping the whole time! “Probably a good call to send her to bed” Taranza looked behind him to see Zan Partizanne standing there. “How long until this portal is finished?”

“About a day, looks like,” Taranza answered, “But there's no way to be sure.”

“Why not use some of the tech found on the Starcutter”

“You know that Magolor won't allow anyone near the Starcutter's tech. It's like he's overprotective of it.”

“The Lor is the only advantage the mediocre mage has over the rest of us. He thus guards that secret like a dragon, rotten egg wizard.”

“Is that so Parmesan Cheese?” Both wizards looked up to see Magolor hovering above them. “Perhaps I should show you how 'mediocre' I truly am!” he pulled out two dark orbs and aimed them squarely at the lightning mage.

“If it's a duel you want, it's a duel you'll get!” Zan shouted, pulling out her spear and crackling with lightning.

“KNOCK IT OFF!” Taranza shouted, jolting the two out of their argument.“ I know you two don't get along that well, but behave. I won't have you damaging the equipment we need to reach this new universe!” Taranza shouted. “Need I remind you, Our friends depend on this tech to get home! If it gets destroyed, we may never see them again!” Both Zan and Magolor stepped down from each other. While they did not get along, they both wanted to see Kirby and their friends back in dreamland safe. Magolor floated up to Taranza,

“I just wanted to say that I have already procured some of the parts for the machine. With any luck, we should be finished by tomorrow and ready for a test run.”

“Excellent.” said Taranza. As they discussed the machine, Hyness conjured up a portal back to their home. They had recently moved to dreamland and started a sort of church near Yogurt Yard. While the others were skeptical, they promised that this time, void would be resurrected using positive energy, which they could find plenty of in dreamland. If the jambandrans were able to do such a thing, they would have a powerful ally on their hands, one that could possibly be equal to Kirby. Flamberge turned back to Zan.

“Are you sure we can just leave her here? After all, she does not get along with others without us around to keep her calm.” she asked Hyness. Hyness was silent for only a while before answering.

“If you wish to stay with her you can. But she is needed here, and we need to consult our notes.”

“If you want to stay Flamberge, I'll stay too.” Said Franzisca, taking a hold of her metaphorical sisters hand. Flamberge's face heated up, but she had made her decision.

“Yeah, I'm gonna stay, see you tomorrow, Lord Hyness.” She said as she gave a bow with her arms crossed over her chest. Franzisca turned toward Hyness and made the same gesture.

“We shall see you tomorrow then. Take care of your sister.” Said Hyness as he floated through the portal. It closed and Franzisca and Flamberge floated toward Zan as she begun to cool off from having to deal with Magolor.

“That mage is so infuriating. He thinks he's so great, when he probably couldn't even conjure a lightning spell without shocking himself!” she muttered

“I know he's a braggart, but he is a skilled wizard. He may not be hyper-skilled in a specific area like we are, but he is a decent jack-of-all-trades.” Franzisca offered.

“Not the point!” Flamberge insisted, “He's an overconfident egotistical jerk who thinks he's the best at everything. Even claiming to be Kirby's best friend, when everyone clearly knows it's King Dedede.!”

“What happened between me and the rotten egg is of no consequence now, what matters is that the portal construction is underway, and Kirby will soon be rescued.” Zan offered. “For now, let us abscond to Dedede Castle, they have rooms set up for all three of us.” The three mages nodded to each other and slowly flew up to Dedede Castle. And they all wondered what Hyness meant when he said he needed to look over his notes.

---

“Are you sure you don't want help with this? We are the Star Allies, after all.” Ribbon said as Kirby prepared to leave. He had already packed some provisions into a cooler and bubbled it, and was now carrying Little Kirby on his back in a special wicker Kirby-carry pack. They were standing next to a river, where Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, Falala, King Dedede, and Ribbon were there to see him off.

“No thanks, I'm good. This was my fault, and I'll fix it. Anyway, Yabui said to follow this river, and I'll eventually reach Babagahara jungle, no problem.” Kirby said.

“Well, if you need us, just use your Haltphone, we'll be there.” King Dedede reminded as he and Ribbon turned to leave.

“This is a brave thing you're doing Kirby.” Tiff said. “Good luck.”

“Won't need it!” Kirby said confidently as he began walking away, following the river to Babagahara. As he walked away, Tiff, Tuff, Fololo and Falala began to wonder.

“Are you sure this Kirby can handle it on his own?” Tuff questioned.

“He definitely seems more experienced. I wonder how he's gonna do it?” Tiff answered. “Maybe we should follow him?”

“My thoughts exactly.” a familiar accented voice said behind them. The four turned around to see.

“Sir Meta Knight!” they all said in unison. “Aren't you supposed to be training with the other Meta Knight?” Tiff asked.

“I was, but he said he had some important work to do. Besides, I wish to see the skill level of this larger Kirby.” Sir Meta Knight answered.

---

“No, giving him gold trim like mine could make us easily confuse-able in the heat of battle, perhaps another color could be used.” Meta Knight said as he sat at a design desk.

---

Kirby walked, carrying his smaller self along the river bank. As he did, he hummed a familiar tune to himself, one that reminded him of his home in Green Greens. As he did, Dedede and Escargon pulled up along side him. “Planning a trip to Babagahara, eh Big Kirby?” Escargon teased.

“Bettah make it a one way trip, cuz you ain't gonna survive!.” Dedede laughed. Kirby turned to them both.

“Unless you want me to inhale that car of yours, I suggest you run off back to the safety of your castle.” he said, serious look on his face.

“Whateva' we gon' enjoy our victorah!” Dedede responded as Escargon sped off. Kirby immediately carried on his way, eventually reaching a thick jungle.

“This must be Babagahara,” Kirby said to himself, he looked back on his back to the sleeping Little Kirby, carrying that chocolate bar of his. “Don't worry little me, I gotcha. We'll get that Pyukii Flower.” Kirby bravely began his trek into the jungle. As he walked he was surprised at how relaxed it was. He was so used to dealing with enemies around every corner, that this trek through a supposedly treacherous jungle was a breeze. He was having such a comfortable time, that he didn't notice the random root sticking out of the ground. Before he knew it, Kirby tripped on his face, allowing little Kirby to roll out and down a steep hill. He panicked before charging after his smaller self down the hill, only to end up rolling himself. When he came to a stop he saw that Little Kirby ended up in a spider web. “I wonder who made this?” Kirby asked no-one.

Out of nowhere, a giant Como spider walked out onto the web. Behind a couple of bushes. Tiff, Tuff, Sir Meta Knight, Fololo, and Falala watched. “Kirby!” Tiff shouted worried.

“Wait.” Sir Meta Knight said, holding out his hand. As much as Tiff did not want to wait, she trusted Sir Meta Knight. The Como scuttled over to Little Kirby and began wrapping it up.

“Looking for a quick meal, eh. Too bad! I am too!” Kirby shouted, and immediately began inhaling. Try as it might, the Como could not hold on to it's web and flew right into Kirby's mouth. One swallow and one puff of smoke later, Kirby was wearing a purple top hat with web patterns all over it, six large orange opals on the front, and six dangling striped poms along the sides.

“What's that?” Tuff asked, impressed.”

“If I had to venture a guess, that should be Spider Kirby.” Meta Knight said.

Spider Kirby Jumped onto the web and carefully tip-toed across. “What's with the caution?” Tuff asked “The spider's gone, and he should be immune to spider webs, Right?”

“Actually Tuff” Tiff began “Spider webs have sticky globs attached to them, which is what gives them their stickiness. Spiders can sense where these are and avoid them carefully, which is why they seem not to stick to their webs. In reality, they're just avoiding the sticky parts. Kirby must be able to sense where the sticky parts are, and is tip-toeing to avoid them.” Kirby Tip-toed over to Little Kirby and carefully unwrapped the little guy. Placed him in his pack, and wrapped up the Como's web. He balled it up safely, and decided that it was a good idea to keep the spider ability just in case something happened. He tossed the useless web behind him, only to be greeted with a loud buzzing noise. As he turned around, he saw that he hit a massive bees nest. Thinking quickly, Kirby wrapped the two of them in a sticky cocoon web. The bees stuck to the webbing and Kirby carefully stepped outside it, and left the bees to their fate. Kirby kept searching until it became dark. A little dissapointed he didn't find the Pyukii flower the first day, he strung up Little Kirby on a tree, popped out his cooler and ate a sandwich and a tomato, and curled up in some leaves for the night. Though they felt guilty about it, the party following him had Sir Meta Knight Steal some of his provisions. Turns out, he had packed enough for a family to survive for multiple days. He must have been in it for the long haul with provisions like that.

---

Adeleine looked at Queen Tiara. She had fallen asleep in the lobby of the Star Allies Pavilion. Tear marks slid down her face as she slept. Adeleine could tell that she missed King Dedede. The two had fallen in love ever since the Ripple Star indecent and had been meeting regularly after that. She had painted a bed for Her Majesty to sleep in. Ado was pacing nearby. “How long Dis gonna take?” He said, impatiently.

“Might be awhile.” Said Adeleine, “I don't know how much power it'll take. Or what kind of machine it takes.” Ado clearly didn't like the answer as he continued pacing, muttering to himself. He'd only been alive about a week, and in that time, 5 friends he just met had been flung into an alternate dimension by who knows what. Sure they were ok, but they couldn't just leave them there. And the Queen was clearly super distraught. Sure, she kept a brave face around the other Star Allies, but she was crying in her sleep. He felt bad being able to do nothing.

“Can't we just paint a portal and go through that.?” he finally asked.

“We would have to know how where they were taken looks, and we would have to get every detail right, or we could end up who knows where. It's why I don't even paint portals to places I know. Last time I tried, it ended badly, lets just put it that way.” Ado continued to pace faster, his face distorted with frustration. Adeleine looked at him with pity in her eyes. Ever since she painted him into existence, taking extra care so he would last forever, he had been like a little brother to her. Seeing him this upset was terrifying. “C'mere...” she said holding out her hands as she sat down on one of the couches. He turned towards her and, after a brief second's hesitation, walked on over and hopped in her lap. She wrapped her arms around him in a hug. “It's going to be okay...” She said.

“But what if we can't get to this universe, what if they're gone forever?” Ado said, tears finally falling. The tough boy facade finally crumbled, and, in the lap of his big sister, he began to cry, venting his frustrations. “I just met them, they seemed nice, I want to see them again Ady, I really do.”

“Shhhhh...” said Adeleine, “It's only been two days. We'll find them. And when we do, we'll paint everyone a big feast. I'll even let you paint that caramel corn you love so much.”

“Promise...?”

“Promise. Now get some sleep, even if you are made of paint, you need rest.” Ado nodded and laid down on the couch beside her. She rubbed his shoulder as he begun to fall asleep. After a couple of seconds, he was out like a light. She painted a quick blanket for him and draped it over the little painter. She then looked out the front window, where Taranza and the other star allies were building the prototype teleporter. As soon as they were finished, they'd jump through, face new foes, and make new friends. That's when she noticed something off to the side. She looked and saw a bright yellow star floating near the pavilion door. It must be Kirby's warpstar. Kirby had always said that it was another friend of his, but she never thought he meant it was sentient. She walked over and opened the door, and the warpstar hovered right in. As it seemed to turn to her, Adeleine decided to try something. “Kirby, and some other friends got sucked into another universe, but we are doing everything we can to get it back.” she said. It seemed as though the warpstar understood, as it hovered closer to the ground and made lower pitched hovering noises, as if it were sad. Adeleine put a hand on top of it and walked over to where Ado and Tiara were sleeping. The warpstar slowly followed and Adeleine was surprised at how warm the star was. Painting herself a blanket, she walked up to the warpstar. “Mind if I stay with you tonight?” The warpstar lowered itself and flattened out. Adeleine laid down upon it and covered herself up. It was unbelievably comfortable. Tomorrow morning she and Ado would help in construction, but for now, it was time to sleep.

Everything was gonna work out fine. Right?

---

The next morning, Kirby kept searching for awhile until he couldn't take it anymore. “GRRR! Where is this stupid flower! What did that doctor say” He growled. He sat their thinking for a second. Both Tiff and Tuff wanted to reveal themselves to help. But Sir Meta Knight held them back. “OH YEAH! It was in a cave! No wonder I couldn't find it!”

...well now he just feels stupid.

Luckily, there was a cave right nearby, he dashed into the cave headlong with Little Kirby on his back. Tiff and Tuff wanted to head in, but once again Sir Meta Knight stopped them. After a couple of seconds there was the sounds of hissing and webbing, followed by a giant yellow snake, wrapped up to it's neck in pink webbing, rolling out of the cave, dazed. “Sorry, I promise I'll come back and unwrap you after I find the Pyukii flower!” they heard Big Kirby apologize from within the cave Sir Meta Knight looked at the snake, which was not only wrapped up, but knocked out.

“To fell such a beast without assistance or lethal force, I am truly impressed.” he said plainly.

“C'mon Sir Meta Knight!” Tuff said, charging into the cave after the two Kirbies. Tiff, Fololo, Falala, and Sir Meta Knight were hot on his heels.

In the cave, Kirby came up to a fork in the cave systems. He carefully smelled the left and right openings, and determined that the left opening was the right way, he kept walking, using his Haltphone's flashlight to guide him, until he came to a light. In a larger part of the cave, sun was showing through a hole in the ceiling, and under that hole, was a cactus. “A cactus!, I came all this way, walked through that cave, and beat up an innocent snake for a cactus! What a rip!” He began complaining. He was about to walk back, when the top of the cactus opened, revealing a large flower on a straight stem. “That must be the Pyukii flower!” he cheered. He carefully set Little Kirby down and approached the flower.

Suddenly, large Flytrap like vines protruded from the base of the cactus and tried to snap up Kirby. He dodged a couple and stepped back. “So that's the catch, huh? Let's see how dangerous those mouths of yours are wrapped in web!” aiming his web shots, he managed to tie up all the mouths and made a beeline for the flower's petals. Unfortunately the mouths didn't stay tied for long. And one wrapped Kirby up, while another grabbed with it's mouth and threw Kirby against the ground. Upon impact, his purple top hat disappeared, and a purple star with a web design popped out of him and began bouncing around. Before he could react, a flytrap grabbed the star and crushed it. “Not good.” he said with a worried expression. He watched as a flytrap flew straight toward him. He jumped over it as he began looking for other options. “If you guys want to stop watching and help me, that'd be great!” he yelled.

Sir Meta Knight stepped out of hiding and jumped for a flytrap headed straight for Kirby, slicing it's head off. “How did you know we were here?” he asked, surprised Kirby knew that they were there.

“Because someone always follows me on these adventures, Tiff wasn't exactly quiet at the spider web, and I didn't expect that you would trust me all the way with little me after I'm the one who put him to sleep.” Big Kirby said, dodging a few more Flytraps.

“You shouldn't blame yourself!” Said Fololo

“Yeah, you didn't know that Kirby would fall asleep forever!” Falala finished

“And you came all the way out here by yourself to help him! That's really brave.” Tuff commented

“And that crying back at Dr. Yabui's wasn't fake.” Tiff said

“Besides,” Sir Meta Knight continued, batting away a few flytrap heads, “This was Dedede's scheme all along. He knew the Pyukii flower was dangerous. It produces Noddys which make those who eat them fall asleep. And when someone tries to get the petals to break the spell, it eats them.” Suddenly, he found himself disarmed as a flytrap knocked Galaxia away. He used his hands and feet to keep the flytrap away from himself, only for more flytraps to bite down. He attempted to use his wing-cape, but he still couldn't get the wings to follow his commands.

Kirby needed an ability, and he needed it quick. He then remembered that the base of the Pyukii flower was a cactus and aimed his inhale at that. Swallowing a few needles, In a puff of smoke, he was wearing a pink cap with a gold rim on the front. The top covered in golden spikes. “Let's see how you like Needle Kirby!” he said as he charged straight for the Pyukii's petals. As the mouths of the flytrap approached him, Kirby curled up and his needles extended, covering him like a porcupine, causing the flytraps to back off as Kirby began to walk slowly toward the flower. When he was close enough, he retracted his needles and grabbed a petal, causing the flower to shriek out in pain, dropping Sir Meta Knight completely. “Have little me smell this!” he said throwing the flower petal to the kids. It was almost snatched back by a flytrap, but Tuff was able to jump up and grab it just in time.

“Yo Tiff! Heads up!” he said tossing the flower, before he was wrapped up too.

“TUFF!” Kirby yelled. He tried to help, only to be accosted by flytraps on all sides, forcing him to retreat into his spikes. 'C'mon little me, wake up.' he silently begged.

“Kirby, please wake up!” Tiff shouted as she held the petal to Little Kirby. He sniffled for a bit before sneezing the noddy out just in time. After a moment of bleary-eyed waking, he finally realized Tuff and Big Kirby were in danger. Sir Meta Knight had re-gained Galaxia, but couldn't get close enough to do anything. “Inhale it!” Tiff shouted, and Kirby immediately revved up his feet and began inhaling, managing to get a few of the needles off the cactus as well. He jumped into the air, only to end up facing backwards. The top half of his head began to glow until a flash of electricity turned him yellow and produced a pink cap with a red rim, held on by a strap on his head. The cap than produced spikes which poked in and out randomly for a bit, before Kirby turned around, ready for battle.

“Alright! Now he's Needle Kirby too!” Tuff shouted excitedly.

Little Kirby launched needles at the flytraps, first freeing Tuff, then chopping up the flytraps around Big Kirby. He then finally used his needles to pin down the sides of the cactus to the ground. “Guided Needles, now that's cool.” Big Kirby said calmly. “ Now let me finish the job!” Big Kirby jumped in the air and flipped upside down. “FALLING SPINE!” he shouted as one long needle, surrounded by a few smaller needles, pierced the base of the Pyukii flower. Causing it one last shriek of pain before it began to whither.

Big Kirby jumped down and walked over to his smaller counterpart, who had mysteriously gotten rid of his needle ability. “Sorry to give you sleeping sickness, I thought it would only put you to sleep for a couple of seconds.”

“Poyo!” He cheered, clearly not blaming his bigger self.

“...speaking of which.” Big Kirby looked around. Over by the withering bud was the Noddy that Little Kirby just spit out. Kirby flashed white and a yellow star with three needles on it popped out. He then walked over to the Noddy.

“Are you sure that is a wise decision?” Sir Meta Knight asked.

“We have more Pyukii petals.” Big Kirby answered simply. He inhaled the Noddy, and in a puff of smoke, he was wearing a purple nightcap with orange spots on it, and he quickly fell asleep. The others held their breaths as three seconds passed. Then suddenly, Big Kirby jolted awake, the purple hat falling off him and disintegrating. “See, like that. That's what was supposed to happen.” Big Kirby explained.

“So wait. Why did Little Kirby fall asleep forever...” Started Fololo.

“...and Big Kirby only a couple of seconds?” Finished Falala.

“Maybe Big Kirby's just stronger...” Posed Tuff.

“Or maybe Big Kirby just works differently.” Hypothesized Tiff

“Either way, the difference between the two Kirbies could be useful.” Sir Meta Knight put out. “It's certainly going to make things interesting going forward.”

With the danger gone, Little Kirby decided to unwrap and eat his chocolate bar. How he held on to it the entire time, no one ever asked.

Chapter Text

Chapter 6 : Here Comes Knuckle Joe/Sons of the Father

“OOF!” Sir Meta Knight said as he slammed into another tree. He and Meta Knight had been training for another day, trying to figure out why he couldn't seem to get the hang of his new wings. He had been given Meta Knights spare armor to practice with until they could get back to the halberd and custom-make a wing-cape for him. But the wings simply wouldn't listen. “Are you sure these wings don't have a mind of their own?” he asked his counterpart.

“Positive. It could be an imperfect fit, but tell me, what are you thinking about when you try to use them.”

Sir Meta Knight was confused “What do you mean.”

“If you think of them as just equipment, they will not act accordingly. They are designed to act as a natural part of the body, it allows me to use them the same as I would use my feet, while concentrating on something important, like swordplay or my enemy. You must think of them as a natural extension of the body, even more than your sword.”

“A natural extension...” Sir Meta Knight repeated. He closed his eyes, and instead of concentrating on telling the wings what to do, he tried to move them as if they were something like his feet or arms, a natural part of his body. Slowly, his wings began to unfurl and flap. They kept flapping, slowly increasing in speed. Sir Meta Knight opened his eyes to find himself hovering above the ground. He finally understood. As he landed he turned toward Meta Knight, who was applauding him.

“Still a little off, but you are getting the hang of it. When we get an all custom fit, then you will truly be able to take advantage of the mobility these wings provide. For now, we practice.” Meta Knight unfurled his cape into wings and hovered above the ground. “Follow my lead.” he said as he slowly began to fly forward. Sir Meta Knight followed him. Slowly learning the optimal position for his wings and how to flap them to send himself forward. In a way, this was nostalgic for him. He remembered his days back in Star Warrior training, not pleasant by any means, but necessary to move forward against nightmare. Even he, one of the Star Warriors greatest and most celebrated knights started out as a rookie, and here he was, learning the ropes of a new technique all over again. As he begun to get the hang of basic movement. He felt almost at home, for the first time in years. As he and Meta Knight landed, he transformed his wings back into cape, while Meta Knight kept his wings. “I must tend to more Star Allies business. Just because we have faith in our allies to find us, does not mean we can't make the effort to bridge the gap. Keep practicing, once you have basic flight down, we can work on incorporating the wings into your swordplay.” Meta Knight then rocketed off, leaving Sir Meta Knight alone. Sir Meta Knight eyed Dedede's castle, and decided to use his new wings to fly himself there. He had to begin his morning patrol anyways.

---

Back at the castle, Sword and Blade waited at the usual spot where they and Sir Meta Knight would begin their daily patrol. They would visit key points at the castle, keeping an eye out for trouble on the way, 3 times per day. Once after breakfast, once after lunch, and once after dinner. The times that they had to start their patrol were loose, as long as they got it done, Dedede didn't really care. As Blade stared off into the distance, Sword thought things over. Could Sir Meta Knights counterpart and his 'Star Allies' really help? Nightmare and his monsters managed to obliterate the Star Warriors entirely, and the Star Allies sounded smaller in number, though given how strong this Meta Knight was, perhaps He needn't worry himself about it. Besides, according to Meta Knight, not only have the Star Allies faced greater threats than Nightmare, it was Kirby and King Dedede who defeated him. He could definitely see Kirby trying to stop nightmare, but King Dedede was a harder pill to swallow. He always saw the penguin monarch as a big blowhard, but that fight against that bomb monster was proof positive that not only was this King Dedede strong, he was noble too. And from what he overheard from the others, he'd started out just like Dedede, and it was Kirby who changed him. Could their Dedede do the same? He was shaken from his thoughts when Sir Meta Knight flew down to them, much more in control of his new wings “Getting the hang of those wings Sir?” He asked.

“Eseroimastunapoine Meta Knight?” Added Blade

“Yes” Replied Sir Meta Knight “And I have gathered some information about our enemy Nightmare that may be of indispensable help. But that can come later, we must begin our 'patrol' now.” Sir Meta Knight led the way, while sword and blade followed. First stop, the castle ramparts.

---

“Geez, I knew I could eat a lot, but that's a ton of food little me.” Big Kirby marveled at the collection of fruits and vegetables on Little Kirby's back. Them, Ribbon and Bandee had all gone food collecting for a special dinner they were planning. A sort of thank you to Meta Knight and King Dedede for trying to communicate with their pop star, though given Meta Knights limited knowledge of technology, and King Dedede being King Dedede, they weren't making much progress. Still, they were trying, and that alone was commendable.

“Keep in mind Kirb, this isn't just for you and him, we're making a special dinner for King Dedede and Meta Knight too. And King Dedede, despite what he says, is almost as bad as you when it comes to chowing down.” Bandee chuckled, Ignoring the agitated hey from Kirby.

“Now we just need the ingredients for the cake! You know Meta Knight has a ravenous sweet tooth!” Ribbon said. She had already made the shopping list for Tuggle's and was looking forward to baking the cake. Suddenly, Little Kirby stopped and looked skyward, catching everyone's attention. “What's wrong Little Kirby?” Ribbon asked.

“Pooo poyo po.” Kirby replied, looking surprised.

“I felt that too. Something is headed toward Dedede Castle.” Big Kirby said.

“Ours or theirs?” Bandee asked

“...You know what, let's just call ours 'Star Allies Castle' for convenience sake.”

“The King isn't going to like that”

“He'll live, now Bandee, come with me. Ribbon you stay here with little me, you have a cake to bake.”

“Alright,” replied Ribbon “You be careful you two.” she waved as the two of them made a beeline toward the castle on the hill.

Kirby looked in his copy pallet and found the Hammer ability he had bubbled for emergencies, and in a puff of smoke he was weilding a giant mallet with a twisted headband on his head. Whatever was heading for Dedede castle was no joke, and he wanted to be ready.

---

“Looks like Sir Meta Knight and his two lackeys started their patrol.” observed Escargon, he and Dedede were engaging in a round of golf. Or at least Dedede was, Escargon served as the caddy most of the time. Sir Meta Knight had turned up to the castle ramparts while Dedede was lining up his shot

“'Bout darn time!” bellowed Dedede “I can'ts believe ah pay thems to patrol mah castle, 'specially iffin dey gonna staht this late.” he lined up his shot and wound back but before he could swing forward, the ground violently shook, knocking his ball off the tee.

“Sire what was that!” Escargon shouted

“I dunno, but it sounded like it came from the throne room! NME musta sent me somethin, no doubt a 'pology gift for the sore treatment.” Dedede paused contemplatively for a second. “on second thought, get a squad o' waddle dees, we gon' find out what dey sent us first.”

“Good Idea sire” Escargon replied

---

“C'mon Tuff, we gotta find out what that explosion was, most likely Dedede's fault no doubt.” Tiff and Tuff were on their way to the kings throne room, the whole castle just violently shook, and knowing what happens around here, Dedede ordered a monster. It wasn't as violent of a shaking as when the Star Allies showed up, so whatever this was, wasn't multiversal. Tiff and Tuff shortly arrived at Dedede's throne room, only to see Dedede, Escargon and a troop of waddle dees standing outside. Sir Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade showed up a split second later.

“Alright yall, I dunno what NME sent me dis time, but I didn't ordah it! So go on in deah and fahnd out what it is!” Dedede ordered as the platoon of waddle dees entered the throne room, only for them to get flung back out and right into Dedede's face. The King shook his head and focused his vision, only for a ball of light to be standing there. It was vaguely shaped like a person, but it was too bright. It seemed to be looking for something. Suddenly it jet off past Tiff who got knocked over by it. After a few seconds of dumb-foundedness, Dedede finally came to his senses. “Sound de alahm! Intruda in da castle!”

Every waddle dee available armed themselves to fight the mysterious intruder, but no matter how many waddle dees threw themselves at the glowing person, it knocked them away with ease. As it continued barreling though waddle dees it spotted Tiff and Tuff. The two children instantly ran away, only to find that the light was chasing them, slowly gaining. Soon, however, Sir Meta Knight appeared and cut it off. Sword and Blade took up defensive positions in front of Tiff and Tuff to protect them. Ignoring Sir Meta Knight, the glow launched two balls of energy at Sword and Blade, who just barely used their swords to deflect the attack. “Halt!” Sir Meta knight shouted as he swung his fiery blade at the glow. A few slashes later and he found the light standing on the tip of his sword, almost gloating. Sir Meta Knight could definitely tell it was a person, but who, he wasn't sure. But before he could figure it out...

“We've got 'im now!” Dedede shouted, driving his tank up and firing in the lights face at point-blank. The light retaliated with an attack of it's own, the colliding projectiles causing a huge explosion. “EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! Der ain't no way dat punk survived dat!” Dedede gloated, seemingly having destroyed the intruder.

“Too bad this part of the castle didn't survive that,” Escargon sighed, gesturing to the huge hole in the castle wall, and floor, and ceiling. “Looks like the waddle dees are working overtime again. They're gonna have to repair everything”

“You tink dey can repair you?” came a shrill voice with an inner-city accent. Suddenly Dedede's tank was lifted into the air and flung out of the hole. Dedede and Escargon screamed for their lives as they fell.

---

Kirby and Bandanna Waddle Dee had just arrived at the castle and were searching for what was going on when they saw Dedede and Escargon land nearby. They rushed over as soon as they could. “Are you two okay?” Kirby asked. Dedede shook the bells out of his head and responded.

“No! I ain't okay! Dere's some mysteeryus ball o' light attacking mah castle!”

“We're not too hurt, if that's what your asking.” Escargon pitched. Kirby smiled at him, which caused Escargon to smile, at least someone cared about his well being. Suddenly the ball of light landed on the ground next to them. Kirby and Bandee immediately placed themselves between the intruder and the king.

“Who are you!” Bandee demanded, pointing his spear straight at the intruder. The glowing person didn't respond and instead launched an energy ball at him. Dee spun his spear and deflected the ball right at the intruder, who dodged. Kirby meanwhile swung his hammer down, missing the intruder, but shaking the ground beneath him enough to make him loose his footing. As the intruder stumbled back, Bandee made several stab attempts, all being dodged, until the intruder kicked the spear out of his hands. But before he could make another move, Kirby's hammer Slammed straight into his face knocking him backwards. As Bandee caught his spear, things seemed to calm down. The light around the figure dissipated to reveal a purple-skinned punk with a red fighters outfit, green headdress with yellow gem, pointy ears, white hair, and blue gloves. A creature that Kirby and Bandee recognized.

“Tanks fo' da practice, I'm gonna need it for my upcomin' fight.” he said poking his nose. “Names Knuckle Joe, now are you gonna tell me where I can find da stah warriah hidin' on dis planet, or are tings 'bout ta get really rough.”

“Star warrior” Escargon repeated “Sire this guy's looking for...” Dedede already nodded, knowing how they could turn this invasion to their favor.

“Knuckle Joe?” Tiff questioned looking toward Tuff to gauge his reaction.

“What!” Sir Meta Knight exclaimed, sneaking up on both of them.

“Why would we tell you where any star warrior was? Look at all the damage you've caused!” Kirby chastised “You clearly aren't in the right mind, you could seriously hurt someone, so until we curb that nasty attitu-wait what's-HEY!” Before Kirby knew what was going on, Dedede lifted him and stuffed him in the back of the Tank's holding cylinder, while Escargon did the same to Bandee. Latching the thing shut, and trapping them inside, their voices of protest muffled by the thick metal.

“Ahem! Pahdon mah 'bodyguards,' Dey just over-jealous at deah jobs.” Dedede lied “Ah know da exact stah warriah yous is lookin' fo'.”

“Well den, spill da beans gramps!” Joe demanded.

“Gramps?” Dedede repeated incredulously. He was about to lay into the kid before Escargon spoke up.

“Don't you know who you're talking too. This is his royal majesty King Dedede. Ruler of Dreamland. You can't just disrespect him because he's older than you, or that he's fat, or that he's cranky, or greedy, or rude,or-”

*WHAM

“Ahem.” Dedede cleared his throat, having just buried Escargon under a hammer “As ah was sayin' Da star warria you lookin' fo's named Kirbeh!”

“Kirby, eh.” Knuckle Joe clarified

“Yep! He can be found hidin' in a dome shaped white house on a hill on da outskirts of da village down da road. Watch out nao, he's a tricky one.”

“He better watch out for me.” Joe stated confidently, before a growling noise could be heard coming from his gut.

“Hungry eh? Why don't you stop by the Dining room before you head out. Can't fight a Stah Warriah on an empty stomach nau.” Dedede offered

“Mighty nice a yas, King Dedede, I'll grab a quick bite and den it's off to murdalize Kirby.” Knuckle joe answered. He followed King Dedede while Escargon scraped himself off the floor. Tiff and Tuff looked at each other, hopefully this gave them enough time to keep Kirby safe. Sir Meta Knight headed for his room, a certain keepsake from an old friend would be necessary here. No one seemed to notice the muffled yells coming from the tanks holding cylinder.

“What are we gonna do Kirby?” asked Bandee

“I dunno.” Kirby answered truthfully “If I had fighter this wouldn't be a problem and I could just punch our way out of here. But there's no room to swing my hammer. Think you could do a megaton punch?” he asked, knowing that his friend was able to pull of planet cracking strength if he tried.

“A megaton punch? I could try.” Bandee pulled back his fist, and gathered all the strength he could, but he couldn't manage much. Pulling off a megaton punch wasn't just an arms thing, it required his whole body to be in a perfect position, and being stuffed inside of a metal cylinder was throwing him off too much to muster the kind of strength needed for a megaton punch. Regardless he tried anyway, only to end up hurting his hand against the strong metal. “Oww...” He said

“Thanks for trying Bandee, I guess we'll have to wait for someone to save us.” Kirby said dejectedly. He could only hope that his friends would be alright handling a rogue Knuckle Joe.

...Who was he kidding, they'd be fine.

...right.

---

“Alright, A little to the left, no no right. Higher, that's it.” Meta Knight was currently directing some waddle dees to position a satellite dish on top of the castle, in the hopes of increasing the Haltphones power to reach across universes. Unfortunately for Meta Knight, he had a limited understanding of communications technology. Most of his tech knowledge was for warfaring ships, so this was a little out of his league, but he would still try. “There, Perfect.” He stated as the waddle dees finally got the dish into place. They bolted it down and then joined Meta Knight at the computer.

“Are you sure this will work sir?” one of them asked.

“No, but we have to try.” Meta Knight hooked up his Haltphone to the satellite and attempted to call Susie, only to receive the same error message “&$#@!” he shouted.

“You kiss your halberd with that mouth.” Meta Knight looked to see King Dedede coming out onto the castle's balcony, apple in one hand, some chocolate in the other. He handed the chocolate to Meta Knight, who unwrapped it and popped it into his mask. “Face it, Susie is the only one with the Techno-chops to get us out of this. We've tried everything, but neither of us have experience with multiversal travel or communication.”

“I know, but doing nothing feels wrong. Don't you feel homesick?” Meta Knight asked in earnest.

“It's only been a couple of days, Keep your armor on.” said the King, taking a bite out of the apple. “Besides, what good would calling them do? It's not like we could give them directions to this universe.”

“They could be worried about us.”

“They shouldn't be, they know who we are right?” as much as Meta Knight didn't want to admit it, King Dedede had a point. All of the Star Allies knew how powerful they were, so worrying was just a waste of energy at that point. The thought seemed to calm Meta Knight as his shoulders slumped. “Susie's a smart girl, she'll figure this out.” King Dedede said, confident in the girls abilities.

“Hey you two!” they heard Ribbon call from the ground, they both looked down to see Ribbon and Little Kirby, Carrying a ton of food and some grocery's. King Dedede jumped down to take some of the food from Little Kirby, leaving him some as a sort of payment. “Thanks Little Kirby, run on home now, and enjoy the food.” She said.

“Poyo!” Little Kirby called as he Headed for his dome house.

“Where are Kirby and Bandanna Dee?” King Dedede asked.

“The Two Kirby's felt something headed towards Dedede Castle, and He and Bandee decided to investigate.” Ribbon replied. “You think they're okay?”

“Eh, I suppose they'll be fine. It's not like we have to worry about Kirby. And Bandee's no slouch either.”

“I suppose your right. Still, it would be a good idea to keep a look out.”

“Not a bad plan.” King Dedede turned up towards Meta Knight, “Hey Meta Knight! We have a possible situation, think you could keep an eye out for any trouble?”

“Of course.” Meta Knight replied, and with that, he spread his wings and took off.

“Alright, now let's get inside.” King Dedede said as he walked inside, Ribbon following him.

---

Meanwhile at Kirby's house, the entire house was filled from one end to the other with fruits and veggies, and Kirby was in heaven. As he chowed down, Tokkori couldn't help but complain, as he is prone to do. “Geeze sonny, you better be eatin' all this junk, I don't want this house smellin' of rotten fruit, ya hear?” Kirby blissfully ignored him as he swallowed fruit after fruit. He was about to wrap his mouth around a whole watermelon when the warpstar suddenly flew in and scooped him up. Surprised, Kirby spit out the watermelon directly at Tokkori, who did not have time to dodge, “Hey, what's the big idea, junior?”

“Poyo?” was the only thing Kirby could say as the warpstar flew him out of the window. Waiting outside were Tiff and Tuff.

“Sorry about the interruption Kirby, but there's no time to explain.” shouted Tiff

“We'll get you something to eat later, right now you need to hide.” added Tuff

“What's all the hubbub kids?” Tokkori blurted, flying out the window.

“Tokkori, you need to warn everyone in cappytown, a powerful kid with a punk haircut and purple skin is coming.” asked Tiff.

“Yeah, and see if you can get help from the Star Allies!” Tuff added.

“A purple punk, huh? I'll see what I can do.” answered Tokkori as he headed for town.

---

Meta Knight was flying overhead, looking for any sign of trouble. So far he hadn't seen anything, and wondered if Kirby's intuition had been a fluke, that is until a warpstar passed him, carrying Little Kirby, who seemed confused. He could only stare, baffled as the smaller supposedly younger counterpart of Dreamlands strongest flew into the distance toward the edge of the canyon, he was about to follow, when a purple-skinned Knuckle Joe dashed out of Dedede's castle and rocketed towards town. Nothing really to worry about, King Dedede and Ribbon could handle that. But somehow, Dedede was involved, so maybe heading towards Dedede castle was his next move. As he approached the castle he saw Sir Meta Knight, who quickly flagged him down. Meta Knight landed next to his counterpart. “What's the situation? I saw someone dash from the castle, an acquaintance of yours?”

“You could say that.” Sir Meta Knight stated, “But, I am afraid his mind is clouded at the moment. Go make sure my Kirby is safe, I must locate something, or this situation could turn bleak.”

“I saw his warpstar headed toward the canyon's edge, we will be somewhere around there. Come as soon as possible.” Meta Knight flew toward the canyon with incredible speed. When he arrived he searched for the smaller Kirby, that's when he saw the warpstar leave a cave. He flew over to investigate, and found little Kirby sitting there, looking as confused as he was. “I don't suppose that you know what's going on?”

“Poyo?”

“Thought not, still, I am to keep you safe, from what, I'm not sure.”

“Sir Meta Knight!”

The masked knight turned to see Tiff and Tuff enter the cave, carrying a couple of lunch items, which caused little Kirby to perk up. “Wait, you're the other Meta Knight. Sorry, it's hard to tell the difference sometimes.” Tiff admitted.

“Understandable, but if you don't mind telling me, what's going on?”

“Some mysterious punk came through Dedede's monster ordering machine looking for a star warrior,” Tuff began “And Dedede said that Kirby was who he was looking for.”

“His name is Knuckle Joe, and he wants to fight Kirby for some reason.” Tiff added

“Strange,” mused Meta Knight “Though I don't think it will be too much of a problem. I have fought many members of the Knuckle Joe clan from our Dreamland, they aren't that tough.”

“Knuckle Joe clan?” Both kids asked.

“Yes, Dreamland is made up of many clans of creatures, and all the creatures within a clan look similar, almost identical. The Knuckle Joe are one such clan. Other clans include the Broom Hatter clan, the Bonkers clan, The Poppy Bros. clan, and even the Cappy clan.”

“And they look almost alike?” asked Tuff.

“Yes, though it seems, like most things, the Knuckle Joe are different here.”

“How so?”

“Seems like there's only one, for starters.”

---

“Aww... Do we really have to postpone the dinner until tomorrow?” Ribbon asked King Dedede, putting the groceries in the walk-in freezer.

“Sorry Ribbon, but if that other Dedede is up to something, we gotta keep an eye out. Star Allies first, fun later.” He responded, placing the ingredients for the cake in the cupboards. “Besides, it's not like the food's gonna up and walk away, now come on.” With that Dedede grabbed his mallet and he and Ribbon walked to the center of town, it was busy, but peaceful there. A lot of cappies in town to do business. Curio and Mayor Blustergas were playing a game of chess, the ladies were gossiping, Dr. Yabui and Melmen the Mailman were sleeping on a bench, and Cheif Bookum was taking a nap in front of the jailhouse, with the newly appointed bloodhound, Noseman doing the same. As King Dedede kept an eye out, Ribbon floated up to Cheif Bookum.

“Any sign of trouble today chief?”

“What's-Eh...” the chief slowly roused from his sleep. “Oh Ribbon! Sorry for snoozing on the job, it's been a slow day today. No, nothing really happening, why?”

“Well, the Kirbies felt something headed toward Dedede Castle, so we think something might happen, just keep a lookout for-”

“Incoming! Incoming! We got trouble on our wings!” Everyone turned to the entrance of town, where Tokkori was in quite the panic. “Be on the lookout for some purple punk, he's headed this way! And accordin' to Tiff and Tuff, He ain't friendly!” It was then that Tokkori spotted King Dedede and Ribbon. “Hey you two, you're part of those Star Allies, right?”

“That's us, what's the matter?” King Dedede responded.

“Some purple punk's lookin' for Kirby, and he's AAAGH!” Tokkori shrieked as he received a painful slam to the back. As he landed on the floor dazed, King Dedede picked him up as Ribbon watched where the energy ball came from.

“Get outta my way! I got unfinished business, and I wanna finish it fast!” suddenly a purple Knuckle Joe tore it's way through town. The high speeds at which it ran spinning some cappies around as well as toppling others over. This just left everyone dumbfounded. Tokkori eventually gathered his thoughts.

“That's him! That's the punk!”

“He's not so tough, we can handle this!” King Dedede said proudly, though Ribbon looked worried.

“He was headed toward little Kirby's house!” she shouted.

King Dedede put his hand above his eyes, “Looks like he's coming back!” as he said this, Knuckle Joe stormed into town and into Tuggle's groceries. He jumped on the counter, interrupting a sale, and starred Tuggle dead in the eye.

“Where's Kirby!”

“He never has any money, so I don't usually see him around here.” Tuggle said scared. He dashed out of the grocery store and over to Gangu's toy shop. The cappy was washing his windows when Joe grabbed him by the apron.

“Where's Kirby!”

“I haven't seen him all day!”

This repeated , with Joe roughly grabbing various cappies and demanding Kirby's whereabouts, only for the cappies to respond that they had no idea.

“Where's Kirby!”

“I don't know!”

“Where's Kirby!”

“He doesn't usually come this way!”

King Dedede and Ribbon could tell that with each response, Knuckle Joe was getting angrier and angrier. Suddenly, Joe spotted them and ran up, grabbing Ribbon by the scruff of her dress, “Where's Kirby!” only to find the front of his shirt grabbed without hesitation. He was lifted up in the air by King Dedede, who gave him a dead on stare.

“Where are your manners!” who taught you to just grab an innocent little fairy like that!”

“Hey! What's da big idea gramps! Wait a minute... you look different.” Joe said, puzzled.

“Judging by the response, you've already met my counterpart up in the castle.”

“Countapart? So Dere's two a yas?”

“Yes. Long, complicated story. Now, back to business at hand. Who do you think you are, running around town, terrorizing everyone and manhandling the populace!” Knuckle Joe responded with a spin kick to King Dedede's face. King Dedede shook off the blow, but dropped Joe, who stood in a battle stance.

“I know yas are hidin' Kirby from me! Tell me where he is, or things are about ta get rough!”

“OH! Things are gonna get rough alright!” shouted the King, lifting his hammer above his head, ready to strike, only for Ribbon to raise her arm. King Dedede lowered his hammer, surprised that Ribbon would defend him, only to find out Ribbon was most notably NOT defending him. Instead, the little fairy got right in Joe's face.

“Listen here you jerk. You terrorized the cappies, threaten my friend, and wrinkled MY favorite dress... If you want Kirby, you're gonna have to go through me!” she shouted, whipping out her four crystals. King Dedede stepped back, but kept his hammer at the ready should things go south.

“Gladly” said Joe, reeling his hand back “SMASH PUNCH!”

Ribbon just barely dodged the attack, panicking as it whizzed by just inches from her face. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to challenge him. Still, she had to do it for little Kirby. So she steeled herself, and lined up her fire crystal for a shot. “FIREBALL!” she shouted as three fireballs were launched out of the crystal. Joe dodged the first two, which made contact with the ground. The third nailed Joe in the head, causing him to stumble backward.

“Why you!” Joe said as he stared Ribbon down, only to find a fourth, larger fireball right in his face. This one knocked Joe clear into a bush. Ribbon pumped her fist, only for King Dedede to interject.

“I think we might wanna lead Joe out of Cappytown, if at all possible.” stated King Dedede. Ribbon nodded and immediately placed herself between Joe and the outskirts of town. Joe jumped out of the bush, and began recklessly attacking Ribbon, who was dodging and kiting Joe out of town, with King Dedede hot on their heels. Meanwhile, Dedede and Escargon were sitting in a bush, watching the whole thing.

“Drat! He ain't neva gonna go afta Kirbeh if dem Stah Allaihs keep distractificatin' him.” Dedede whispered.

“We'll have to find Kirby ourselves, lets just hope the waddle dee's finished repairing the tank.” Escargon responded. Suddenly, the duo noticed the door to Kawasaki's restaurant open, and Kawasaki, Tiff, and Tuff walk out, keeping an eye out. Luckily, none of them had noticed the king or the snail. “Looks like the little runts have have a food haul fit for a village.” he whispered.

“Oah one food scahfin' ball. Lets follow 'em.” Dedede whispered back. And with that, the two snuck after the kids and the chef.

---

The waddle dees at Dedede castle were busy repairing the tank. They were almost done and just needed to check the storage compartment, a waddle dee unlatched and opened the lid, only to find Big Kirby and Bandanna Waddle Dee sleeping inside. The light shone on Bandee's face, who slowly blinked awake. “What's-ehh... wha, what!” Bandee said as he regained consiousness. “Kirby! Kirby, wake up! We're free!” Kirby jumped awake, grabbed his hammer, and the two friends jumped out of the tank, rushing for the drawbridge.

“Thanks!” Kirby called, waving to the smaller waddle dees. The dees just stared before looking at each other, and then continuing repairs like nothing happened.

Kirby and Bandee rushed toward Cappytown expecting to see a defeated Knuckle Joe, but they were stopped by Sir Meta Knight. “Kirby, Bandanna Waddle Dee!”

“Hey Sir Meta Knight, What's up?” Kirby asked. “Does this have anything to do with Knuckle Joe?”

“Yes. We must hurry to the canyons edge, I believe Knuckle Joe will be headed that way, and I could use your assistance.” Sir Meta Knight explained. “I'll explain on the way.”

“Lead the way!” Kirby shouted.

“We're right behind you!” Bandee added. And they all ran towards the canyons edge, Sir Meta Knight deciding to give his wings a rest.

---

Ribbon was tired. She had managed to lead Knuckle Joe away from the town, but his attacks were coming faster and more frantically. She was exhausted and not unscathed, but if she failed, she could count on King Dedede to pull up the slack. She whipped out her ice crystal and decided to launch some icicles at Joe. When he deflected all of them, she froze the ground beneath his feet. Joe began to slip and slide all over the place, landing on his backside. That's when Ribbon started to speak up. “Just what do you wan't with Kirby anyways!”

Joe got back up and launched a few vulcan jabs her way. “Kirby is the sworn enemy of my family. I'll get him for what he did to my dad!”

“What could he have possibly done to you're dad!” Ribbon asked dodging the jabs sent her way and responding with a flamethrower. She missed as Joe jumped to the side.

“He killed my fadah!” Joe shouted, retorting with a spin kick.

“He... what.” Ribbon said. She was caught of guard by that statement, and thus was unable to dodge the spin kick. Ribbon was sent flying, and landed on the ground with a thud. Joe pursued, but was cut off by King Dedede.

“Let me guess. My counterpart told you that.” He said, firmly placing himself between Ribbon and Joe.

“Yeah, what of it?” Joe asked. King Dedede was about to explain, when.

“EH HEH HEH HEH HEH!” Suddenly, Dedede and Escargon Drove up, interrupting the fight. “Hey Knucka' Joe. We found Kirbeh! Hop in!”

“Finally!” Joe yelled, and hopped in without hesitation. As they drove away, King Dedede tended to Ribbon, who was beaten up, but still conscious. She didn't look to good. She had bumps and bruises from when Joe had actually hit her, the biggest coming from that last spin kick. He mentally cursed himself for allowing her to try to fight him.

“Kirby... would... never...” She strained. King Dedede picked her up in his arms and held her gently. He unfortunately did not have any food on him to help her. Her wings sagged and her arms and legs were limp. Still, she remained awake and determined to keep herself that way. “Mmmmnn... gotta be... a... misunderstanding.”

“Rest now Ribbon, you were very brave standing up for Cappytown.” Said the King gently. “I'll find out what's going on.” He looked in the direction that the trio of troublemakers were going, and Ribbon in one arm, hammer in the other, he raced after them, Planning on giving them all really large bumps.

---

Kirby sat and happily ate the food that Kawasaki, Tiff, and Tuff brought him. Meta Knight had continued to watch Kirby while they were out, and was consequently very bored, and curious. “Any reason you're first response to Joe was hiding Kirby in a cave?” he asked Tiff.

“Knuckle Joe is strong. He blew a hole in the side of the castle, and survived Dedede shooting him in the face.” She insisted “I can't let Kirby fight him!”

“And why do you have so little faith in Kirby?” This caught Tiff off guard.

“Why do I...” She started, yet quickly trailed off as she stared at Kirby in thought. She was only trying to protect Kirby. He was just a baby. It's true that she had seen him do great things in the past, but Knuckle Joe was a reckless punk with an agenda. Surely if Kirby fought him, He'd lose. “I'm only trying to protect him.”

“Protection is fine and whatnot, but you cannot believe that he can defeat Knuckle Joe, how is he supposed to defeat Nightmare.” another good point. Tiff was starting to realize that Meta Knight was right. “Your heart is in the right place, but your actions are counterproductive. Kirby needs to grow stronger, and that won't happen if he runs from every opponent.” as much as she hated to admit it, he was right. She had to have Kirby try, at least. Besides, if he got in too much trouble, the Star Allies would surely save him.

“You're right. When he's done eating, we'll find Knuckle Joe!” Tiff decided.

“Yeah, and we'll help no matter what.” Tuff added.

“Just promise me you'll help if things get out of hand.” Tiff pleaded with Meta Knight.

“Of course, I would not allow either version of Kirby to perish.”

“Ding-Dong!” The group turned their attention to the cave entrance to see Dedede and Escargon chuckling. “Ah hope we's ain't interruptin' sumthin', but Kirbeh got himself a visitor.”
Knuckle Joe stepped in front of the duo.

“Ah. Kirby, at last we-uh.!” Knuckle Joe stared at the people in the cave. Two kids, a chef, a baby and a swordsman. He pointed at Meta Knight and turned toward Dedede and Escargon “Is it him?”

“Nope, it's the pink guy. Don't let his looks fool you, he's a dangerous opponent.” Escargon responded.

“Grr. Fine den. Kirby, you gonna fight me! And we gonna settle an old grudge.” Joe said pointing at Kirby.

“Poyo?”

Joe deadpanned, “Just get out heah.”

Kirby and Knuckle Joe left the cave and took stances an equal distance away from each other. “Give it your best Kirby.” Called Tiff. Meta Knight stood with his sword at the ready, just in case things went south. Dedede and Escargon couldn't help but snicker. After a brief stare down, Knuckle Joe attacked.

“Smash Punch!” He shouted , lobbing an energy ball at Kirby.

“Swallow It!” shouted Tiff. Kirby opened his mouth and the smash punch flew right into his mouth, dazing him for a second. He jumped up into the air, flipping all the while. After a brief second a headband appeared over him and tied itself around his head. It slipped off for a second, but Kirby pulled it right back on. He threw a few punches before returning to his stance. “Wow, what ability is this?” Tiff asked.

“Looks like Fighter Kirby.” Said Meta Knight. “...why do I feel like I just participated in some sort of running gag?”

“Sir Meta Knight always explains Kirby's copy abilities to us.” Tuff responded.

“That explains it.” Said Meta Knight.

“So, Yous a copycat eh?” sneered Knuckle Joe, “Well copy Dis! Vulcan Jab!”

“Vulcan Jab!” Kirby repeated, launching the same attack at Joe. The attacks connected and canceled each other out. This happened for a while until both Knuckle Joe and Kirby were tired. That's when someone else decided to interrupt.

“Enough!” Knuckle Joe looked over to see the big pink guy standing there, along with the blue bandanna wearing guy and another knight with a mask. He was about to question why the kings bodyguards were here when the masked knight spoke up.

“Knuckle Joe, Kirby is not the Star Warrior you seek, I am.”

“Yous' is the warrior I'm looking for?” Joe responded.

“Why aren't we rushing over there to get rid of Sir Meta Knight, Sire?” asked Escargon.

“'Cuz I wanna see what-all happens next.” Dedede said firmly.

“Yes, I slew your father.” Sir Meta Knight began. “He and I were partners in the Star Warriors. As Nightmare rose to prominence, He and I fought many of his monsters there. Then one day, we were ambushed, and he was captured. I thought him dead on the spot. When he returned, I was overjoyed, but, as I would soon come to learn, he had been overtaken by Nightmare's influence, and turned against us.”

“Wha... Dat's not true!” Joe protested, but Sir Meta Knight was firm.

“I swear by this blade that ended his life, and by the one thing that kept him from being fully overtaken.” He handed Knuckle Joe a trinket in the form of a necklace. Joe took it and looked it over. It was a locket. Opening it, he found a picture of himself, back when he was a baby, back when he had peach skin, and blond hair. “Your father was someone who clung to life, with the one hope that he would get to see his son again. Nightmare twisted that hope into an empty promise, and used it to manipulate him to his side. But he never forgot about you in the process.”

“It looks like his greatest wish was to see you again.” Tiff interjected.

Suddenly, Joe tossed the locket on the ground. “Dere ain't no way my fadah fell to Nightmeah! Only weaklings would become monstas!” Sir Meta Knight responded almost immediately.

“Well then I'm glad he's not here to witness his weak son, and the monster he's become.”

“What! I'm not a monsta!”

“Yes you are.” All in the area turned to the new speaker. King Dedede had just arrived and in his arms, was...

“RIBBON!” Big Kirby shouted as he ran over to them. “No. NO! Nonononononooooo! What happened!” the bigger Kirby had tears forming in his eyes as he held one of Ribbons hands.

“She risked her life, fighting for the safety of Cappytown. She'll be okay, but she's hurt pretty bad.” King Dedede responded.

Kirby Immediately turned towards Knuckle Joe. “Why you...” He began before Ribbon spoke up.

“Don't... not his... fault... misunderstanding...” She managed to squeak out. Escargon shrugged at the whole thing.

“Looks like Knuckle Joe really did a number on that Star Ally, Eh Sire?”

Surprisingly, he got no response.

“Sire?” He looked up at Dedede, who's gaze was transfixed on Ribbon.

She was hurt. Real bad. Dedede knew he had a grudge against the Star Allies for siding with Kirby, but this. Dedede knew what Kirby was capable of. He knew Kirby was a powerful warrior deep down. But Ribbon? She was just a little girly. And there she was all banged up. Staring at her, something panged deep down in Dedede's body. For the first time in his life, was Dedede, the king of Dreamland, feeling guilty? No. It wasn't his fault. He told Knuckle Joe to go after Kirby. It wasn't his fault Ribbon got hurt. Ribbon stood up herself. And Knuckle Joe was the one who did the deed. It wasn't his fault. Right? As Dedede dealt with his inner turmoil the conversation continued.

“Causing grievous harm to a child, sounds like something a monster would do.” Sir Meta Knight put out. “In your thirst for revenge, you have forsaken your sense of right and wrong, and allowed yourself to be overtaken by Nightmare's dark influence.”

“No!” Knuckle Joe said. He tried to convince the others that he wasn't a monster, but the proof was right there. Ribbon, who was doing nothing but protecting her friends, was now a barely conscious wreck, and it was all his fault. His arguments turned into pleading as he realized the gravity of the situation. “I'm-I'm not a monsta!”

“No.” came the final answer from Big Kirby. It seemed more a statement of intent than an answer. Kirby then held his hands over his head, and a bright pink heart appeared, manifesting from his body. “You aren't” Kirby threw the heart right at Knuckle Joe, who raised his hand to block it, only to find his body absorbing the heart. He closed his eyes, fearing what would happen next, Only to find himself in a wide white expanse of nothing.

“Young one, what troubles you?” said a mysterious voice.

“What da? Who are yous?” Joe responded.

“Who am I? I was once part of something greater, something sinister. But now I live to help others see the truth that they themselves are blind to.”

Meanwhile outside in the real world, Sir Meta Knight decided to ask the obvious. “What was that thing Big Kirby just threw?”

“That was a Friend Heart.” Said Bandee, “When Kirby throws those, some mysterious force clears up the clouded mind, and shows them the truth of what's happening. Whenever our Dreamland is invaded, the force invading it drives the inhabitants crazy. The Friend Heart allows them to clear their mind and see who their real friends are. Kirby must have thrown it to help Joe.”

“Why doesn't he throw it at Dedede?” Tuff asked.

“In order for the friend heart to work, the person's mind must be clouded, either by outside influence, or negative emotions. Dedede's judgment isn't clouded, and he's fully aware of what he's doing, so a friend heart would have no effect.”

Knuckle Joe heard none of this. The only voice he heard urged him to talk. “What troubles you, young one?”

Joe stood there, a white nothing surrounding him. In this void, the only thing he could do, was think. “I wanted revenge on da Star Warrior that killed my Pa, but when I got here, I loined that he was killed because he fell to Nightmares influence, and became a monsta'. What's woise, I hoit a little goil because she stood in my way, protecting someone dat did nothin'.”

“And why did you do this?”

“I... I wanted revenge, and I wanted it so bad, I was willing to do anything to get it.”

“Do you regret your actions?”

“... yeah.”

“Then you have taken the first step. Nightmare uses negative emotions to manipulate others. He used his fathers fear of losing you to make him his slave. And he's using your desire to avenge your fathers death to manipulate you.” Joe looked down, a somber look on his face. “But, unlike your father, you have not completely fallen to Nightmare.” This caused Joe to perk up. “You still have the choice to reject Nightmare, and push back his influence. To fight, just like your father did. Nightmare is your enemy, and surrounding you right now are friends. Friends that can help you, that can show you the way.”

“But I did so many terrible tings, Hoit so many people. How m'y spossed ta make up for it.”

“It starts with two words.”

The light surrounding Knuckle Joe dissipated, and he looked different. Replacing his purple skin was a light peach, His silver hair now shone golden. His green headband, replaced with a white one with a red gem. His deep red jumpsuit replaced with a bright blue one. And his gray gloves now a blinding white. Nightmares influence was now completely gone. And in it's place, was a new friend. And the first words out of that friends mouth...

“I'm sorry.”

---

The Star Allies, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, and Sir Meta Knight gathered outside the monster delivery system in Dedede's throne room, ready to see their new friend off. Ribbon (who was now fully healed) and Knuckle Joe were currently talking to each other. “Sorry again Rib', you didn't deserve what I did to ya.”

“Don't worry about it. I knew what might happen to me when I joined the Star Allies. If anything, our fight told me I needed more practice. Speaking of which, are you sure you can't stay? We have room at Star Allies Castle.”

“HEY! Since when were we calling it that!” King Dedede objected.

“Having two Dedede castles in town got confusing, so we needed a different name for ours. Sorry, Great King.” Explained Bandanna Waddle Dee.

“I suppose that makes sense...” the poor king whined.

“You'll live. Anyway, Ribbon's right. You could stay here and pal around with us!” Big Kirby offered.

“Nah, I'm gonna fight Nightmare on my own terms. Though I doubt we'll never meet again.” Knuckle Joe offered, stepping on to the delivery system.

“Be careful Kuckle Joe, we'll miss you.” Said Tiff. Knuckle Joe waved as he dissapeared on the system.

“Well ain't Dat a tearjerkah.” Dedede commented sarcastically. “Maybe next time we'll take a big ol' family photo and hang it up on da fridge.” Everyone turned to Dedede with a deadpanned expression.

“Well, He's gone and you should be too, out you vagabonds!” Escargon stated pointing toward the exit. Suddenly the NME screen opened up to show customer service, who was currently holding a calculator.

“Sorry to interrupt, but here's the bill for Joe's upload.” He flashed the calculator at the screen and Dedede's jaw hit the floor.

“How many zeroes is dat!”

---

Susie Typed away at the computer screen. The parts for the Inter-universal teleport station she designed had all come in, and it was finally built. It was rather large, and could accommodate a large group of people at once. She just needed to program the software, input the coordinates, and give it a few test runs. It's a good thing coding was her strong suit. She stretched her arms and looked at the sleeping spider-mage next to her. He had fallen asleep while waiting for the parts, and she didn't want to wake him. Besides, He was cute while he was sleeping. She decided it was a good time to take a break.

She turned around to survey her friends, who had all decided to calm their minds and keep from worrying. Adeleine and ado kept themselves busy painting. Queen Tiara sat on the warpstar and posed for Adeleine's painting, meanwhile Franzisca and Flamberge were posing for Ado's painting. She was glad the two could paint without things coming to life. Sometimes it was just nice to have some art. Hyness was tending to his spell book, looking for any other spells that might help. She then gazed over to Zan and Magolor, who were staring each other down. The two, don't get along, and why was obvious.

Magolor had an ego. He was a powerful wizard, a jack of all trades of sorts, and constantly bragged about it. It seemed like the only reason that he joined the Star Allies was to brag to others about how much of a hero he was. Well, that was when he wasn't purposefully antagonizing the other Star Allies. He was a bit of a prankster, often calling others playful names and leaving exploding gem apples where people would find them. If it wasn't that, it was buckets of goo suspended above doorways and Maxim Tomatoes made of rubber. And he owned a theme park. The problem was said theme park was entirely based around himself, and all the games were rigged in his favor. The only one that seemed to be able to beat them was Kirby, and even then, it seemed like Magolor was letting him win. But in spite his self-aggrandizement, his friendship with Kirby was genuine. When the mage sisters were stuck in Another Dimension, he risked his life for the guy.

Then there was Zan Partizanne, a loyal, headstrong authoritarian who took no nonsense. She fought for Hyness's honor, even when he had gone completely crazy. It took the power of the massive Friend Heart to clear her and the mage sisters minds and show them that Hyness was not acting within their own interests. What was surprising, was when Zan accidentally shared some of that Friend Heart's power with Hyness, that he was freed from his delusions as well. When they were found in Dreamland, Zan politely requested to join the Star Allies, of which the other sisters and Hyness were excited for. She and her sisters followed a strict code of ethics, and while both Franzisca and Flamberge were willing to loosen up, Zan remained unflinching, preferring to stay by Hyness' side whenever possible. Whenever she did interact with the other members, it was only to discuss business, usually a comment about staying focused or that someone was acting childish, which was interesting considering who the most powerful member of the team was.

Speaking of which, one of the main observations Susie had about the three mage sisters, was their odd relationship with Kirby. The sisters (who weren't actually sisters,) sort of acted like a pseudo family to him. Flamberge and Franzisca acted like older sisters, constantly playing with and teasing Kirby whenever they were together, and Hyness acted like a cool uncle, showing Kirby all sorts of magic tricks to amuse the little pink ball. But Zan, she acted like his mother. She didn't talk down to him of course, she of all people new how powerful he was, but she would often ask how he was and if he needed anything. The few times they visited him, she'd clean his house, make sure Franzisca and Flamberge weren't overbearing, and once, Flamberge told Susie, she had even tucked him into bed. Flamberge and Franzisca think it's because Zan is so used to being the caretaker of the trio, but Susie knew better.

Kirby was a likable little guy, and he acted quite childish. When she had become his friend, before the formation of the Star Allies, She often found herself being motherly toward the guy. Feeling proud when he did something cool, or worrying about him when he did something dangerous. It was silly, but if anything could be said about Kirby, He brought out the silly in people. He was just so easygoing and relaxed and nice, it was hard not to like the guy. When they met again, Susie was going to give him the biggest hug. Judging by the others, Kirby was going to be at the bottom of a hug dog-pile, not that Kirby would mind that.

But there wasn't going to be a dog-pile if she didn't get to work. She started vigorously typing at the computer again. Coding wasn't glamorous, but it was necessary if they wanted to see their friends again.

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Chapter 7 A snowy day for the Mage Sisters/Three Mages and a Snowman

Kirby trudged through Cappytown. It was so hot. Usually on a hot day like this, He'd be taking a nap under a tree, but King Dedede asked for Ice Cream, and being the cheerful puff he was, he agreed to get it. It was weird using paper money instead of star coins, it was also weird that he couldn't find any lying on the ground. The only way the Star Allies were able to make any “D-Bills” was getting jobs, such as having a few waddle dees work at Kawasaki's place, which got more business since they stepped in. Occasionally, Kirby would find something he could pawn off on a Cappy, but that didn't make much. The urge to eat the Ice Cream was mounting, and he was about to just eat it despite King Dedede's wishes, when something lifted the ice cream off his head. That's when he noticed Meta Knight hovering above him. “Doing King Dedede's dirty work again, Eh.” He playfully jabbed. Kirby simply nodded, to hot to answer. “I'll finish bringing his majesty his treat, you go relax.” and with that, Meta Knight flew to Star Allies Castle. Kirby smiled as he noticed the tree in the center of town. Hopping into it's planter, he looked for two good roots to nestle himself in, only to find another guest walking up to him.

“Poyo...”

Kirby turned around to see his smaller counterpart, also trudging up to him. “Hey Little Me, I thought you were at the beach with the others?” Little Kirby simply looked up at the sky, clearly tired. “Lemme guess, all Tuff want's to do is play, and you want to take a nap. That right?”

“Nap poyo.”

“Well here, this looks like a good place for us to get cozy.” Kirby found a nice large gap between the roots of the tree, sat on one side and patted next to himself. Little Kirby ran up and fit just nicely in between his larger self and the root. The two Kirbies drifted off to sleep almost on the spot. Nearby, Chief Bookum and Curio were lounging on a bench at the police station.

“Those two got the right idea. I wish I could snooze, but I gotta keep a lookout for trouble.” Bookum commented,

“Since when has that ever stopped you?” Joked Curio.

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“UGH! Whah is it so hawt!” Dedede bellowed. He sat on his lawn chair on the balcony, forcing Escargon to fan him. “Fan Hahdah! I can barely feel that breeze!”

“I'm sorry Sire, but it's so hard to fan in this heat.” Escargon wheezed “This can't be good for my health.” Suddenly, Dedede snatched the fan from him.

“Lemme show ya how it's all done!” Dedede then started fanning Escargon as an example of how to do it right.

“That feels pretty good, Your Majesty.”

“Course it does, Ah'm da Kang! I do everythang great!” Dedede said with a smile, but his smile vanished as he realized he was the one doing the fanning. He broke the fan over the poor snails head and hopped off his chair. “AH'VE HAD ENOUGH O' DIS!”

“Sire, where are you going!” Escargon yelled as he followed the king into the throne room. Dedede hopped into his chair and pressed a button on the armrest calling NME. The monitor folded out of the wall and customer service appeared.

“Nightmare Enterprises, how's the heatwave D-meister!”

“Shut it, I needs me a cold monstah, ya hear!”

“Looking for a monster to beat the heat, eh? I got just the thing.” The teleporter platform appeared in the center of the room and electricity began whirring upon it. When the light dimmed, there sat some sort of small blue lizard with a white belly which stood on it's hind legs. “Frost-D, say hello to Ice Dragon.”

Dedede and Escargon ran up to the platform. The ice dragon growled a bit before Dedede spoke up. “Dis thang's supposed to be a dragon? It's puneh!” he picked up the dragon by the scruff of the neck. The dragon opened it's mouth and began firing a chilling blast at Dedede, who's face and upper body began to freeze.

“Don't be fooled by it's size, you won't believe your eyes.” customer service smugly chided. Once the dragon had it's fill of freezing Dedede, it jumped out of his hand and turned toward Escargon, who simply threw up his hands in surrender. The dragon ran towards the balcony and quickly escaped the castle. Escargon ran out to the balcony and spied on it with binoculars.

“It's headed toward the forest!” he yelled. Dedede sidled up to him, his upper half still frozen. The ice began to crack and soon, Dedede shattered it, freeing himself.

“Gimme dat!” he shouted, snatching the binoculars from Escargon and taking a peek. Sure enough, the dragon was charging into the woods on it's own. “Well, whatevah happens next, shaw is gonna be interestin'”

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As the Kirbies Continued their nap, the populace started noticing some changes in the weather. It started when Bookum and Curio noticed red dragonflies, which don't normally fly in warmer climates. The leaves started to change color, and the temperature started to cool. Down at the beach, Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, Falala, and their cappy friends, Iro (The tallest with a bowler hat and green shirt), Honey (A girl cappy with pigtails), and Spike (a cappy with a wolf-tail haircut, nicknamed Spikehead), all noticed the change in heat, and got out of the water. The children watched the sky in confused horror as clouds began to form. “We better get home Tiff, I think a storm's coming.” Tuff said.

“That would explain the change in temperature. But it feels too cold.” suddenly they noticed as white specks of something fell from the sky. Tiff held out her hand and noticed it was cold to the touch.

“Sis, what is this stuff?” Tuff asked, clearly scared.

“I don't know, but everyone should get home, now.” Tiff said firmly. Meanwhile in town, Ribbon was looking for Kirby, It had started to snow suddenly, and she didn't want him catching a cold.

“Kirby! Where are you?” she shouted. No response. It was when she arrived at the center of town when she saw the cutest thing. Big Kirby and Little Kirby snuggled up together under the tree. She couldn't help it and took a photo with her Haltphone before waking them. “Kirby, Little Kirby, wake up. It's snowing and I Don't want you two getting sick.”

“No... I want chocolate this time...” Kirby said, clearly still asleep.

“KIRBY!”

“AHH!”

“POYO!”

“Sorry to scream you two, but it's started to snow. I don't want you getting sick.”

“Snow?” Ribbon and Kirby turned to see Tiff and Tuff walking back toward Dedede Castle, with Fololo and Falala flying with them. “Is that what you call this stuff?” Tiff asked.

Ribbon cocked her head to one side, “Wait, you've never seen snow before?” Both kids shook their heads.

“OH! It's great!” Shouted Big Kirby, “There are so many fun games and sports and stuff to do...”

“Kirby,” Ribbon interrupted “We don't have time to explain. I'll fly little Kirby home, you four should get home as well. It's getting late, and it's getting cold.” Ribbon said, she flew down to pick up Little Kirby and rushed toward his house.

“Get some sleep you two.” Big Kirby said waving to the children, “Big day of fun tomorrow.” The four waved as they headed back to Dedede Castle. Kirby rushed back toward Star Allies Castle, where King Dedede and Meta Knight were gazing skyward.

“So what do you think caused the change?” asked King Dedede.

“Not sure,” Meta Knight responded “I will have a talk with my counterpart on the matter.” and with that he flew off to Dedede Castle. King Dedede turned toward Kirby.

“Lets get inside, the waddle dees are making hot cocoa.” he said

“Mmmm... I was just dreaming about chocolate.

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At little Kirby's house Ribbon built a nice warm fire in his fireplace, and gated it off safely. “Make sure to bundle up tonight you two.” She said to Kirby and Tokkori, “Looks like it's gonna get cold.”

“I ain't never seen cold like this, little missy. You sure we gonna be fine?” asked Tokkori.

“Yeah, the fire won't get out of control, so you can let it burn itself out tonight. It should keep you warm. But keep cozy under that blanket anyway. Night you two.” she said, and flew out the door. As she closed it shut, Tokkori got under the blanket, only to find Kirby snuggling up next to him. “Whaddya think you're doin' junior?”

“Poyo...” Kirby let out sadly.

“...well seein' how it's gonna be cold tonight. I suppose we could share heat, but just for tonight.” Tokkori said allowing Kirby to snuggle right next to him. As Ribbon headed home, she thought of how peaceful the snowfall was. Little did she know, tonight, things were about to change.

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Tiff sat in her room, thumbing through a book of information on other places on Pop Star. Ribbon had mentioned that it was called snow. Now where was it? The door too her room opened and Lady Like walked in. “Tiff, darling, you'll catch your deas of cold. Come sit by ze fire.”

“Ah!, she said, “Here it is, Snow. It's apparently a form of frozen rain, but softer than ice.”

“Snow?” Lady Like wondered.

“Yeah, it only falls in northern countries though. Wonder what it's doing here?” Tiff wasn't the only one wondering that. At the top of the castle, Sir Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade stood, baffled at the sight.

“To see snow in a southern country...”

“Not a very common sight, I suppose.” Sir Meta Knight turned to see his counterpart flapping up to him. “While it has been known to snow in our Dreamland from time to time, the weather never changed this rapidly. I'm guessing Dedede had something to do with this.”

“Most likely, though I cannot discern what.” Sir Meta Knight replied.

“Still, our priority should be making sure the people are safe.” Meta Knight stated, with Sir Meta Knight nodding. “Make sure everyone in the castle has access to heat tonight, I'll make sure Cappytown is taken care of. Tomorrow, we shall start looking into what caused this phenomena.” Meta Knight flew back toward Cappytown as Sir Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade re-entered the castle.

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“And it's finished!” Susie announced. Everyone still at the pavilion gathered around and watched as Susie unveiled a portal device. It was Mid size, looking like a pair of Bugzzy horns. They were painted in the “New Haltmann” Style of pink and white. Next to the door was a computer and on the opposite side of that, a bulbous glass chamber with an electrode on the ceiling and non-conductive seating “Once fully operational, we will be able to create a doorway between this universe and Universe AN. And once over there, we can build a second portal device and sync them both to make traveling between universes easier.”

“So we can see our friends now?” Adeleine asked.

“Not now, but soon. With the device fully built and the coding done, we can run our first test.” Susie answered.

“I believe that's where we come in.” Everyone turned to see Zan, leading some Pluggs and Sparkies up to the platform. “Where do we start?”

“Ah good, this should be just enough.” Susie said, “Please enter this chamber, If you would.” The Sparkies and Pluggs all sat down, comfy with the seating. “As for you, Zan, we will call upon you if we need more power.” She turned to the allies in the chamber. “Please generate a low current, if you would. We don't want to overload the machine too fast or something could break.” The Pluggs and Sparkies started to generate a small charge, the machine whirred to life as a charge begun to build. “Here we go.”

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“Kirby!”

“Little Me! Wake up!”

“Rise and shine Little Kirby”

Kirby's eyes twitched, he wanted just a few more minutes of sleep, but the voices wouldn't let him. He also heard this annoying 'paffing' at the window. He finally decided to sit up and open his eyes. Tokkori couldn't help himself and sat up too. “It's too early for this.” Kirby and Tokkori jumped up to the window and pushed it open. “Pipe down out there!” Tokkori shouted only for something soft and white to hit Kirby and knock him back into the room. It startled Tokkori who turned to look out onto the landscape. But instead of green grass and trees, he was met with a blanket of bright white. Everything was covered in the stuff. The rivers had frozen over, there was ice hanging from limbs, and everything sparkled! “What in tar-nation is all this stuff?” Kirby re-joined him on the window, only to fall out the front and face first into the stuff. As he pulled his head out of the white, he noticed Tuff, Big Kirby, and Ribbon all waiting for him. Tuff was wearing a scarf around his neck, but otherwise his outfit was unchanged. Big Kirby was wearing a brown pauper hat with star shaped earmuffs around it. Ribbon was wearing a similar dress, except it was heavier than usual with white, fluffy trim. She also wore bright red mittens and a Red and white beanie with a pompom on top.

“Isn't this neat Little Kirby, this stuff is snow.” Ribbon explained.

“Snow?” Kirby repeated, he looked down and felt some in his hand. “Snow-poyo!” he yelled and began to run around in the stuff. It was clear that he was having fun.

“Woah there little me, gotta dress right first.” Big Kirby said. He pulled out a simple red beanie and stuck it on Little Kirby's head.

“Poyo.”

“Alright! Lets go and play!” shouted Tuff, as the four friends dashed out into the snow.

Meanwhile, Tokkori crawled back into bed. “You gotta be brainless to go out in this cold.” he muttered before covering up.

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“And we are fully charged!” Said Susie she tapped a few buttons on the console as the machine whirred to life. The other star allies gathered around, but kept a safe distance in case something happened. “Now, setting coordinates for Dreamland AN. For this first test, I can't tell where the portal will end up, so I don't want anyone going through. Until I find a more stable power source, we're only seeing if it works.” Susie grabbed a remote off of the console and stood by the others. “3, 2, 1.”

*click

Nothing.

“Hmm... let me do some computing...” Susie said, floating over to the console.

“Perhaps we need more power?” Zan asked, floating by her. The other star allies went back to what they were doing, except for the Mage Sisters. Flamberge stood next to Francisca, thinking absentmindedly. She wondered what this new Dreamland would be like. Would it be exactly the same? Radically different? Her mind raced with the possibilities. It was then she noticed that on the warp gate, a wire was disconnected.

“Oh! Right here.” she said as she floated up to it.

“Flamberge! Wait!” Francisca said chasing after her.

“Hold it you two.” said Zan as she went to intercept them.

Susie was too busy with the screen on the computer to notice any of them. “According to the diagnostics, a portal to Dreamland AN should be opening by now.” She looked over at the platform to see the Mage Sisters standing in the warp gate, Zan and Francisca reaching for Flamberge's hand, with Flamberge about to connect two frayed wires.

Wait...

WAIT!

“Hold on Flamberge! The command is still executing! If you connect those wires-” But it was too late. Flamberge managed to connect the wires, and the instant she did, the machine jolted. A bright flash emitted from the center of the warp gate and a loud bang could be heard throughout the base of Mt. Dedede. Susie had to shield her eyes from the flash, but when she opened them, the warp gate was damaged, the area where the frayed wire was was now charred, the computer displayed a number of error messages, but most importantly, the three Mage Sisters were gone.

“...oh no.” Susie squeaked out. An icy chill pierced her core, waves of weakness washed over her. More of her friends were gone, and what's worse, it could have been avoided. She would have sunk to her knees if she had any. Tears pricked the corner of her eyes. She felt Taranza's hands wrap her in a hug as she turned to him. She was on the verge of crying.

“Susie, It's going to be okay...” Taranza started before he was interrupted.

“Hm hm hm hm hm.” Susie was about to turn to Magolor and tell him this was no time for jokes, but it wasn't him laughing, it was Hyness. “May your emotions be calm, lady of technology, for my generals are still alive.”

“Wha- how can you be sure?” Susie asked, hope returning to her voice.

“My generals and I are intimately linked with our magic. I can still sense their essence, alive and thriving. Even across the expanse of alternate universes, I can feel their energies.” Hyness said, lifting his arms In the air.

“Thank Goodness.” Susie said, starting to relax. “Is there anything else your connection can do?”

“We shall see...” Hyness brought his arms together in front of him, mimicking a prayer pose. “Francisca, Flamberge, Zan Partizanne, can you sense my voice...”

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“Geeze Flamberge, could you control your actions, please. I think the device exploded!” Francisca shouted, ears still ringing from the bang.

“It's not my fault! I was only trying to help, I thought that the machine wouldn't do anything since she already pushed the button and nothing happened!” Shouted Flamberge, rubbing her eyes.

“Well you're lucky we didn't die or something! Why didn't you let Susie handle it!”

“I'm sorry okay! I saw the frayed wires before Susie did! Sue me!”

“We're falling...” Zan said unenthusiastically. Francisca and Flamberge snapped out of their argument and took stock of their surroundings. They had ended up in a cloud and were indeed falling. They both started screaming, only for Zan to speak up again. “We can fly.” The other two looked embarrassed for a second before they decided to fly on the spot.

“So... where are we?” Flamberge asked.

“Somewhere in Dramland AN I suppose, though it looks like we are high up in the sky.” Zan surmised. They were within a cloud, and couldn't see a thing. It was also freezing. Not a problem for Francisca, but an inconvenience for Flamberge and Zan.

“Francisca, Flamberge, Zan Partizanne, can you sense my voice...” That was Lord Hyness' voice. The trio entered a prayer pose, and responded.

“Yes we can, O Lord Hyness.”

“Tell me, what is it you see?”

“Clouds, Susie's portal ended up in the sky.”

“Ah, Good. It seems communication via magic over universes is more difficult than over dimensions. I am already feeling drained. As long as you are okay, I shall rest. We shall communicate later. Contact me when you have found the others. Jambuhbye.”

The three exited their religious poses and looked at each other. “Nowhere to go but down.” Flamberge remarked. Slowly the mages lowered themselves until they exited the cloud. The landscape that greeted them was beyond bizarre. It seemed to be a seaside village, covered in snow. Parts of the ocean were frozen over, there were two castles, one on either side of the village. One was clearly King Dedede's design, the other, on a cliff overlooking the village, was oddly shaped and had a dome in the center for some reason. They saw strange looking cappies everywhere, and they all seemed to be enjoying the cold weather like it was the first time they'd ever seen it. “So what do we do?” Flamberge asked Zan.

“We don't want to cause a panic, and three magical ladies falling from the sky might just be panic incarnate. Lets head for that wooded area over there and see if we can't locate our friends before introducing ourselves to the locals.” Zan suggested, and they all headed for the woods as soon as they could.”

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Tiff was super skeptical of all of this. Sir Ebrum had convinced her to at least take a walk in the snow, and it was only worrying her. It shouldn't be snowing in a southern country, and yet everyone was too caught up In the moment to understand that something was wrong. “It's not supposed to snow in a southern country, this has to be Dedede's fault.”

“I dare say, Tiff, I find it hard to believe that anything His Majesty could be capable of could cause a total climate shift.” Sir Ebrum tried to ease his daughters worries. “I'm going to get some hot cocoa, care to join me?”

“No thanks dad.” She said as her father walked off. Just then Tuff came snowboarding up.

“This is cool Tiff, you aught'a give snowboarding a try. There handin' them out for free over at that lift.” Soon after, Ribbon and the Kirbies also arrived. Big Kirby was riding a custom snowboard that looked like a shooting star, while Little Kirby was on all fours riding a Dedede snowboard. Ribbon just flew along with them.

“Looks like Dedede is capable of good deeds after all.” Big Kirby commented.

“Lets not give his crankyness to much credit, theres probably an ulterior motive behind this, but it sure is fun.” Ribbon responded.

“Poyo!” Little Kirby said happily.

“I dunno,” said Tiff “I think we should find out what he's up to.”

“I think your being a little too paranoid about this.” Big Kirby suggested. “It's pretty much a safe assumption that Dedede is behind this, but it's not like we can't handle whatever this is. So until he decides to reveal his true plot, I say we have fun!” and with that, Big Kirby sped off, the others following close behind him.

“I guess I could relax.” Tiff said, a small smile adorning her face.

“INCOMIN'!” Tiff turned around only to see Dedede and Escargon speeding over to her, breaking harshly, they covered her in snow. “Well, If it idn't da lil' princess o killjoys, Tiff! Why doncha turn dat annoyan brain off fo' a sec and enjoy da cold.” Dedede bellowed.

“You know what they say, all work and no play makes Tiffy a cold stiffy.” Escargon joked.

“What bettah way to beat a heatwave den with a blizzahd!” Dedede continued.

“So you're admitting that this snow is your doing.” Tiff accused

“Well, Ah ain't sain' we did do it...” Started Dedede.

“But we aren't saying we didn't either.” Finished Escargon. Suddenly Dedede reached down and grabbed his snowboard tossing it Tiffs way.

“Heah's a gift! Go have some fun!” he shouted as he boarded Escargon's snowboard. The two cohorts laughed as they sped away.

“You two dunderheads!” Tiff shouted after them.

“Be patient Tiff,” Said a familiar voice. Tiff turned around and saw the two Meta Knights standing there. Sir Meta Knight was wrapped in his cape under a tree, while Meta Knight was simply standing there. “We shall find out the truth soon enough.” Sir Meta Knight continued.

“But the snow...” Tiff began. Meta Knight walked up too her.

“I understand your concerns, but rest assured, if any trouble arises, it shall meet my blade.” he said in an understanding tone. “In the meantime, you are still young. Enjoy the snow while you can. I hear this is your first time experiencing it.”

Tiff begun to relax, “Your right. Thank you.” she said as she boarded the snowboard Dedede gave her and slid off.

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Kirby was having the time of his life, he could barely control the board he was on, but it was so much fun going this fast. He had managed to slip ahead of the others and was going headlong downhill. “Geez, Little Me, ya showoff!” Big Kirby remarked. Kirby just laughed to himself, that is, until his board hit a rock and threw him off course.

“Kirby!” Tuff shouted as he quickly changed direction to follow, Big Kirby and Ribbon right behind him. Kirby found himself headed toward a wooded area and toward a huge log. He slid up the log and flew off it. He started to panic as the board flew out from under him.

“Aaaaaaaahhhh!” he screamed as he sailed through the air. He flew clear over the treeline and could see quite a distance. He closed his eyes and waited for the impact with the ground, hoping it would be softer with the snow.

“Gotcha!” Suddenly Kirby stopped. The landing didn't hurt at all, in fact, he didn't even land on the snow. Someone caught him. Kirby opened his eyes to see an unfamiliar sight. A strange woman with a back hat and outfit, blue, flowing hair, floating hands and no legs was currently looking him over. Who was this strange woman? “You certainly look like someone I know, little guy. Just as cute too. You alright?” she asked him in a soft voice.

“Poyo?”

“He must not be able to speak.” came another voice. Kirby turned his attention to the knew woman, who looked just like the one holding him, except she had bright red, spiky hair. “You think that's him, or...”

“I doubt it.” came a third voice, a smooth one. Kirby looked over and saw another woman in the same outfit, but this time, she had short blond hair. She also looked more serious than the others. “Susie did say this was a parallel universe, so most likely that's Kirby's counterpart.”

“Kirby! Kirby!” Kirby repeated to signify that he was, indeed, Kirby.

“Kirby! Where'd you go?” Came Tuff's voice. The three woman immediately turned their attention to the direction it was coming from.

“I don't recognize that voice.” said the blond one.

“It's clearly a child though.” Said the blue one.

“Little Me! Come out!” Kirby heard Big Kirby's voice next.

“I recognize that one!” The red one said. Suddenly there was a rustling in the bushes and out stepped Tuff, Big Kirby, and Ribbon.

“Francisca, Flamberge, Zan?” Big Kirby asked, his face lighting up

“KIRBY!” the blue and red one shouted, the blue one put Kirby down as Big Kirby ran toward them. He jumped in the air, only to be tackled to the ground by the two of them. They proceeded to give him the biggest hug. “It's great to see you again!” shouted the blue one.

“We missed you so much!” Shouted the red one. Slowly, the yellow one floated over to them.

“How have you been Kirby? Keeping well I hope.” she asked.

“Hi Zan, and yeah we're fine.” Big Kirby said as he got up from the tackle hug. The yellow one, whom Kirby worked out was Zan, turned to Ribbon.

“It's good to see you safe as well, Ribbon.” she said, removing Ribbon's beanie to tussle her hair.

“Thanks, good to see you to.” Ribbon replied.

“I made so many new friends here guys. This is Tuff, and I see you already met Little Me.” Big Kirby said, pointing to each respectively.

“How you doin'?” Tuff said giving a friendly wave.

“Poyo!” Kirby said happily.

“Little Me is still a baby, so he can't speak.” Big Kirby explained.

“Aww... baby Kirby, Just a little pink guy.” the red one said.

“Tuff, Little Me, These are Francisca, Flamberge, and Zan Partizanne.” Big Kirby introduced.

“Bonjam you two.” greeted Francisca, “That is how we say hello in our native tongue.”

“Hey you two, what's up!” greeted Flamberge.

“Pleasure to meet you.” Zan said calmly. As the conversation continued, Kirby began to zone out. He was always happy to meet new friends, but conversation was hard when you couldn't speak. Big Kirby was just telling them about the past few days anyway. He began to look around the wooded area they found themselves in, when he saw something quite peculiar. Two snowballs were stacked on top of one another, with a bucket on top. And two smaller snowballs hanging off the sides. Kirby walked over to the thing and tapped on it. To his surprise, It turned around.

“Chilly!” it said, and Kirby noticed it had a face. Two eyes with large eyebrows. And it was wearing a jingle bell around it's neck. Kirby jumped back in surprise, as the others walked up behind him.

“A Chilly?” Francisca asked.

“It is snowing,” Big Kirby said, “Should have expected one to show up.”

“You know what this thing is?” Tuff asked.

“Yeah, they're a common occurrence in the snowier parts of Dreamland, sometimes they even move down to warmer climates.” Flamberge explained

“Is it dangerous?” Tuff asked.

“Naw, he's fine!” Ribbon said “Right Chilly?” she asked turning to the snowman.

Chilly nodded in response.

“Chilly! Chilly!” Kirby repeated, excited for his new snow friend.

“C'mon, I wan't to introduce you to the others.” Big Kirby said.

“Chilly! Chilly!” Kirby said as he ran off.

“Chilly! Chilly!” Chilly repeated as he hopped off after Kirby.

“Man, He's just as energetic as you are.” Flamberge said to Big Kirby, who just rubbed the back of his head in response as the group began to follow the two.

---

Tiff was getting used to the snowboard. She had gotten two ski poles for balance on the thing and was actually enjoying herself. That is until she saw Kirby with someone she didn't recognize. Immediately worrying for his safety, she slid up to him and the person, only to realize it was made of snow. “Who are you, and what are you doing with Kirby?” she asked sternly, only to hear an unfamiliar voice come from her right.

“She sounds just like you, Zan”

“She is simply showing concern.” Tiff looked to her right to see Ribbon, Big Kirby and Tuff, with three unfamiliar women. Before she could ask, Big Kirby spoke up.

“Tiff! These are three of my friends from my Dreamland. Francisca, Flamberge, and Zan Partizanne.”

“Pleased to meet you” all three said at once.

“Nice to meet you too, but that doesn't explain who he is.” She said pointing to the snowman.

“Chilly!” it shouted at her, startling the poor girl.

“No need to shout!” Zan scolded. “This is Chilly, a living snowman.”

“Chilly.” Chilly responded.

“Chillies tend to happen naturally in our Dreamland whenever it snows. I suppose same rules apply here.” Big Kirby explained

“I suppose so...” Tiff responded before getting pelted by a snowball. Nearby honey and Iro were having a snowball fight.

“Come on you guys, Join our snowball fight, It's fun!” Iro said.

“You're on!” shouted Big Kirby, as he, Ribbon, Little Kirby, Tuff, Chilly, Francisca, and Flamberge chased after them.

“C'mon sis! A snowball fight is just what you need to relax!” Tuff said as he ran off.

“I couldn't disagree more.” Tiff responded.

“Neither could I.” she heard Zan say. She turned to Zan, who floated up to her. “Chilly seems to have an odd attachment to your Little Kirby.”

“Miss Partizanne...” Tiff said

“Please, call me Zan. And I would keep an eye on that snowman. In fact, that's exactly what I'm going to do. I don't want him hurting either Kirby.” Zan floated over to the side of the battlefield, Keeping a steely gaze on Chilly.

“Finally, someone listens to reason.” she said, joining Zan on the sidelines.

The children split into two teams. Iro, Honey, Spikehead, and some other cappy children were on team 1, while the Kirbies, Tuff, Chilly, Ribbon, Francisca, and Flamberge were on team 2. As the snowballs started to fly, Little Kirby tried to get in on the action. He rolled up a snowball and went running toward the others. Unfortunately he tripped and ended up getting pelted with a snowball. He ran under a tree, and started making a bunch of snowballs. That's when Chilly set his plan into motion. He threw a snowball at some icicles on the tree when he made sure no one was watching. One fell and just missed Little Kirby. Angered he threw more snowballs knocking the rest of them off the tree.

“Hey! Outta mah way!” before they could land on him, Dedede plowed over Little Kirby, Knocking him out of the way. Little Kirby gave a small yell as he landed away from the icicles.

“Kirby!” Tiff shouted. She ran over to him and checked on him. “Are you okay?” Kirby Immediately got up and ran off. “Wait! Kirby!” Tiff was clearly not getting to him. Meanwhile, Chilly was watching the exchange. It was a good thing Tiff hadn't seen him throw the snowballs. He was about to follow Kirby when he felt something sharp poke his back.

“I saw that, snowman.” Chilly slowly turned around only to see Zan Partizanne holding a polearm to his body. Chilly froze in panic. “You try something like that again, and I will show you that snow can burn.” Chilly shivered as Zan stared him down.

“Chilly!” Both Zan and Chilly heard Little Kirby call for him. Chilly quickly took the opportunity to follow. While Zan lowered her weapon, and followed at a distance. Little Kirby was standing next to a frozen pond when Chilly caught up. Kirby bent down and tapped the pond, surprised that it was hard. Chilly pushed him on to it. Kirby was scared at first, but quickly got the hang of it and begun skating. Zan and Tiff watched from afar. Chilly slid onto the ice and skated right next to Kirby. Suddenly Chilly jumped high into the air and slammed down onto the ice. It started to crack, Chilly went to jump out of the way, but he was to late. Both he and Kirby ended up in the drink. Zan rushed over immediately and reached out to Kirby, content to let the snowman drown, but Kirby didn't agree with that plan. He swam over to Chilly, who was melting due to his snow body and swam him to shore. He pulled chilly on the snowbank and started covering him with snow. Tiff facepalmed but joined him. Zan didn't. After Chilly regained his shape Tiff confronted him.

“Kirby almost drowned because of you! What are you planning.”

“I warned you snowman.” Said Zan, pulling out her polearm once again. She would have shoved it right in the snowman's heart, if Kirby didn't get in the way.

“Poyo! Poyo, poyo!”

“Out of the way, Smaller Kirby, He tried to hurt you twice.”

“Poyo!” Kirby stood firm turning around and hugging Chilly. Chilly jumped, flinching at the action, clearly confused and embarrassed. This did not go unnoticed by Zan, who put away her polearm.

“It seems that Kirby has made up his mind. I'm afraid that we have no other choice. I will return to my sisters in jamba, Jambuhbye Tiff.” Zan said, returning to the others. Tiff wasn't at all convinced, but Kirby was stubborn. Almost as stubborn as Dedede. She looked back at Zan, who gave her a wink. Tiff wondered what this meant, but at least she knew Zan had something planned. Turning back to the snowman and Kirby, she decided she would keep watch over the two of them, for now. The rest of the day was pretty uneventful. Chilly hadn't made an effort to hurt Kirby again. The two built a small igloo together, had snow-cones, and even went sledding, and Tiff could even swear she saw Chilly having fun.

---

“Flamberge, Francisca! Good to see you.” The two mage sisters turned to see King Dedede and Two Meta Knights walk up. King Dedede turned to one of them. “Sir Meta Knight, This is Francisca and Flamberge. Our elemental experts in the star allies.”

“It is an honor to meet warriors that King Dedede and my counterpart speak so highly of.” Sir Meta Knight said, shaking their hands.

“Aww, you're gonna make me blush.” Francisca said.

“You deserve the praise, Franny.” Said Flamberge

“So how'd you two get here?” King Dedede interjected.

“Susie is working on a portal device, and we accidentally activated it.” Flamberge said, red on her face.

“I told you she was working on a way to get here!” King Dedede shouted to Meta Knight.

“It's nice to know they know which dimension we ended up in.” Meta Knight said.

“Yeah, the portal will be done soon, and we can have a permanent doorway between Universes.” Flamberge added.

“And She's working on an even bigger one for ships.” Francisca finished

“King Dedede, Meta Knight, Good to see you again.” Everyone turned to Zan Partizanne, who just arrived. She noticed the other Meta Knight and decided to introduce herself. “I am Zan Partizanne. You must be this universes Meta Knight.”

“Sir Meta Knight,” Sir Meta Knight responded, “It is interesting to meet one such as yourself.”

“Where's Little Kirby?” Flamberge asked

“Chilly has tried to harm the little guy twice, and yet Kirby still thinks him his friend.”

“Chilly?” Sir Meta Knight asked.

“A living snowman.” Zan clarified. “Tiff is with them, though I don't think we need to worry.”

“Why not?” asked King Dedede

“I sense hesitance within the snowman. Kirby is getting to him.” Zan replied.

“Sounds like Kirby to me.” King Dedede replied. The King looked up at the sky, noting it's orange color, we'd better get back to my-i mean- Star Allies Castle, it's getting late and Bandee led the other waddle dee's all day to make us a grand dinner.”

“Sounds lovely. Let's go.” Zan replied. She then turned in the direction of Big Kirby and Ribbon, who were still playing with the cappy kids. “It's getting late you two, we need to get back to the Castle.”

“Aww, do we have to go?” Kirby said. It was just then that the Cappy parents started calling for their kids as well. “Well, alright then.” Kirby said

“We can have more fun tomorrow, Kirby.” Ribbon said as she grabbed his hand and they started walking to SA Castle.

“They are so CUTE together!” Francisca geeked.

---

Ribbon and Kirby were in their shared bedroom in Star Allies Castle. It was adorned with everything either of them could want (sans a refrigerator, which King Dedede refused.) a bookshelf with the best in comics and books, a toy box. A large bed with star and heart pillows. A Super Nintendo with Super Mario World, Super Metroid, Donkey Kong Country, and a bunch of other games, and a TV with a hookup to Channel DDD. Kirby was currently playing a game while Ribbon watched.

“Dangit! How do I get behind this goal post?” he complained.

“I think you're supposed to use Yoshi for a second jump under the post.” commented Ribbon

“But, Yoshi's my friend! I can't do that to him!”

“Kirby, he's just a video game character, it's okay.”

“No it's not. Do you think that they could make a video game about us?”

“That'll be the day, Kirby. What are they gonna call it?”

“Kirby Super Star has a nice ring too it.”

“Alright you two, in bed with you.” Zan entered the room and shut off the system.

“Awww...” Both complained, but gave no fuss. Ribbon was already in her pink and white nighty and Kirby grabbed his purple nightcap. They both got into bed and snuggled together as Zan tucked them in.

“Now get some sleep you two, I have a feeling tomorrow is going to be a big day.” Zan finished by shutting off the light and closing the door. She then joined King Dedede, Meta Knight, and her sisters in the lounge. “I assume that Bandanna Waddle Dee is already in bed?” She asked.

“Yep.” King Dedede answered. “He always complains about it. But he's still young, and loyal to a fault. My favorite kind of loyal. Anyways, I'm afraid things aren't as peaceful as they seem here.”

“They're not?” Francisca said.

“Yes.” Meta Knight continued. “Tell me, what do you know of the wizard of fear, Nightmare.”

“Well,” Zan began “Our ancient texts did mention a 'fearful demon beast of sleep', and we always kept it in mind whilst we tended to the Jamba Heart. I believe Kirby did mention him once or twice.”

“Don't worry Zan, He told me and Francisca all about him when we were visiting a couple of days ago.” Explained Flamberge. “He was this ancient wizard that attacked the fountain of dreams years ago, and King Dedede and Kirby beat him.”

“Yeah well...” King Dedede began. “He still exists in this dimension, and we need to defeat him or else this place is doomed.”

“WOW! Sorry if I'm a little too excited, but this is our first official mission as Star Allies!” Francisca stated.

“So what's keeping us from kicking his butt?” Flamberge asked.

“Well for starters, we don't know where he is.” Said King Dedede. “He isn't on Popstar, and his fortress is hidden somewhere in space. Even if we did know where he is, we have no means of fighting him. There's no Fountain of Dreams on this Popstar, and we can't risk dooming Dreamland to no sleep just to take him out. Nightmare is immune to conventional weapons, so we need a holy weapon, and before you ask, Galaxia isn't powerful enough. We also don't know how powerful he's gotten. Our Nightmare was barely able to make it out of the fountain to fight Kirby. This one is powerful enough to summon monsters from his fingertips, which he sells to my counterpart living in a castle on the hill. Those same monsters wiped out an army several times the size of the Star Allies called the Star Warriors. No matter how you slice it, we are on the losing end of this fight until we can come up with a plan.”

“The other King Dedede purchases monsters from Nightmare? Why don't we stop him.”Zan asked.

“Because he's our only link to Nightmare.” King Dedede responded “Besides, fighting his monsters is fun.”

“Also,” Meta Knight interjected, “Kirby managed to reform one of them, a monster called Noseman, into a bloodhound for the local police force. We want to see how many monsters can be swayed to our side, and eventually do the same with Dedede himself.” This reminded Zan of the snowman Chilly, and a pit began growing in her stomach.

“Please excuse me, I must go check on the Smaller Kirby.” She said while getting up.

“I thought you said we didn't need to worry about Chilly.” Francisca said.

“I said the same thing about the Star Allies.” Zan stated, and with that she left, not knowing a certain super tuff pink puff was listening the whole time.

---

“Now dangit, Junior, I ain't sleepin' in a house cold enough to host a snowman!” Tokkori was mad. Kirby had brought a living snowman into their house, and put out the fire so he wouldn't melt and was trying to convince him to let the snowman stay.

“Poyo Poyo Poyo.” Kirby said.

“Fine! Keep the snowman, but I'm finding someplace warm to sleep.” and with that, he flew out the window. Kirby and Chilly looked out the window. Kirby was a little dissapointed that Tokkori left, but Tokkori was like that sometimes. Chilly hopped down to the ground and got ready to wait for Kirby to fall asleep, only to feel another hug from the little guy.

“Chilly!” he said surprised.

“Chilly.” Kirby said, lovingly. He then got in bed and snuggled down to have a rest. Once he was fast asleep, chilly waited a couple of minutes, making sure he was absolutely not going to wake up, before he made his move. He summoned an icicle in his hands. He had a mission from Dedede, and he was going to complete it. He didn't care how nice Kirby was.

Nice.

Chilly shook it off and slowly made his way over to Kirby. He was fast asleep.

Perfect.

Chilly didn't know that he was being watched, however. Zan Partizanne watched from outside the window, and had a lightning attack charged, ready to strike. 'Make one move, snowman.' she thought to herself. Chilly raised the icicle, ready to shove it down into Kirby's face. With one last breath he summoned his strength and thrust downward.

…

He thrust downward.

…

HE. THRUST. DOWNWARD.

…

His hand shook. It wasn't listening to him. It stayed hung at it's apex and refused to budge. All Chilly could do was tighten the grip on the icicle, as something deep within him refused to go through with his plan. Flashes of Kirby playing with him throughout the day flashed in his mind. He had orders, but...

“Chilly” Kirby said in his sleep.

The snowman froze. Every single part of his body was completely still. Then, slowly, he lowered his hand back to his side.

He couldn't do it.

Kirby... was his friend.

Chilly dropped the icicle on the floor as his heart sank. The one purpose he was made for, and he couldn't do it. He quietly exited the house and made his way into the forest. Not seeing Tiff and Tuff running to Kirby's house.

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Earlier
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“Wait! You mean Kirby is alone with that thing!” Tiff yelled.

“Yeah, I tried to convince Kirby to make it stay outside, but that stubborn little puff wouldn't listen. He made the house super cold, so let me stay here for tonight would ya?” Tokkori asked.

“C'mon Tuff, we gotta save Kirby from that thing!” she said to Tuff.

“Right behind ya Tiff.” Tuff said.

“So... that's a yes?” Tokkori called after them.

---

“Kirby!” Tiff shouted as she and Tuff burst into Kirby's house.

“Poyo...” Kirby said still groggy.

“Good to see you're okay. Where's Chilly?” Tiff asked.

“Chilly?” Kirby asked, he looked around, only to see that Chilly was gone “Chilly!” he shouted as he ran out the door.

“Kirby, No! Chilly's dangerous!” Tuff called, only for them all to run into Zan.

“Zan?” Tiff asked

“The snowman has had a change of heart. He tried to eliminate Kirby, but couldn't go through with it. It looks like my assumptions were correct.” Zan explained. “He went this way, follow me.” she began heading into the woods, with Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff close behind.

The four made their way to a clearing where they saw quite a sight. Chilly was looking depressed as Dedede and Escargon stood before it. Standing behind them was a rather large blue reptile.

“An Ice Dragon?” Zan wondered out loud.

“So that's the monster Dedede's been using to cause it to snow.” Tiff stated.

“What did you call it? And Ice Dragon?” Tuff asked Zan.

“Yes, it certainly looks similar to the ice dragons you can find in the colder regions of Pop Star back in our universe, but they were never this big.” Zan explained, “They only ever grow slightly bigger than King Dedede back home. This one is gigantic by comparison. This universes Nightmare must be a powerful foe to summon that no problem.”

“Chilly!” Kirby said, noticing Chilly, who was being scolded

“Ah can't believe you, Chilleh. We build y'all for one purpose, and ya can't do it!” Dedede said, clearly mad.

“Clearly, our little snowman friend isn't too grateful to Ice Dragon for giving him life.” Escargon admonished. Chilly's head hung in shame as Ice Dragon stared him down.

“Well dat's okay.” Dedede said. Chilly looked up, surprised. Was he off the hook. “Easeh come, easeh go. Ice Dragon, you made Chilleh, so y'all get the pleasure of takin' 'im out!”

Nope. Chilly shook as Ice Dragon reared up, roaring loudly before inhaling, ready to freeze chilly into an ice sculpture. “Chilly!” Chilly barely had time to register what was happening when he was tackled, just in time for Ice Dragon to miss his target. He looked up, only to see Kirby smiling at him.

“EH HEH HEH HEH HEH! Well lookie what da snow dragged in!” Dedede bellowed.

“Now we can take out two birds with one stone.” Escargon remarked “Show Kirby how you do things Ice Dragon.” Ice Dragon took a deep breath and blew icy wind at the two of them.

“Inhale it!” Tiff shouted. Kirby revved up and inhaled the ice wind, only to cough up, unable to copy it.

“Well, Ain't dat a cryin' shame. Looks like da girly's usual strategy ain't workin' too well.” Dedede remarked. Ice Dragon looked Tiff and Tuff's way and glared at them. Both children froze on the spot. Ice Dragon reared up and spat a snowflake chockram made of ice at the children who ducked in response.

SLICE!

Zan sliced the ice snowflake “Unbelievable that any version of King Dedede would allow children to be hurt.”

“Wasn't mah fault,” Dedede argued “dey aint supposed ta be heah, and I didn't tell Ice Dragon ta attack dem.” Zan just narrowed her eyes at Dedede.

“Kirby!” Tiff shouted “Inhale the snowflake!” Kirby did just that, revving up and inhaling half of the sliced snowflake, and then jumped up into the air. After several flips, he started to get colder as an icy wind picked up, turning him blue. Several spikes of ice grew out of his head, until they formed a hair like pattern. Kirby admired it for a bit, before a 6= sided, star shaped jewel and two sides of a golden ring formed around his head. Finally a visor slid out of the front of the crown. Kirby took a battle stance as he landed.

“I thought you would be out here.” A new voice entered the area. Sir Meta Knight stood their wrapped up in his cape. “Now, Ice Kirby, show him your power.” Ice Kirby blew a cold stream of icy wind at Ice Dragon, who seemed to revel in the chill.

“EH HEH HEH HEH HEH! Not ah good ideah ta use ice on an Ice Dragon!” Dedede said proudly.

“OH YEAH! THEN HOW ABOUT SOME FLAMES!” suddenly, several fireballs hit Ice Dragon in the face, causing it to stumble backwards. Everyone turned to see Flamberge, Francisca, Fire Kirby, Meta Knight, and King Dedede walk up to the scene. “Hope you're ready to roast!” Flamberge announced proudly. As usual, King Dedede began to take charge.

“Flamberge, Fire Kirby, take down that Ice Dragon. Francisca, Zan, retrieve Little Kirby and Chilly. Meta Knight, you and I are on Defense duty. That Ice Dragon can't be allowed to hurt the children.” Everyone nodded at King Dedede.

“STAR ALLIES, GO!”

Ice Dragon steeled itself and flung several ice-flakes at Flamberge and Fire Kirby. Flamberge sliced several in half, while Kirby dodged the rest. Flamberge then took several stabs and slices at the icy lizard, doing some serious damage and leaving some burn marks. Francisca and Zan immediately ran over to Little Kirby and Chilly. Francisca picked up Little Kirby and ran to a safe distance, while Zan held her hand out to Chilly. Chilly was hesitant at first, but Zan reassured him. “You have already proven yourself to be Little Kirby's friend. You have changed, Chilly.” Chilly nodded and grabbed Zan's hand. Both were carried over to where King Dedede and Meta Knight were protecting the children. Sir Meta Knight had joined them, blade drawn just in case something happened.

“UGH!” Flamberge exclaimed “This things got a tough hide, it's gonna take forever to take down at this point.”

“Then you must attack it from the inside.” Sir Meta Knight remarked. Chilly looked at the whole situation and decided to sneak off. Suddenly everyone heard the sound of an engine revving up, and turned to see that Chilly had stolen Dedede's snowmobile and drove straight toward Little Kirby, who didn't have the Ice Ability anymore. Little Kirby jumped on and grabbed onto Chilly's head.

“Chilly...” Little Kirby remarked

“Chilly!” Chilly replied.

“Hey! Little Kirby, You're gonna need this!” Flamberge launched a fireball their way. Kirby opened his mouth and swallowed it whole. He jumped up into the air, where a green gem formed in front of him. As hit floated toward his head, a white and gold striped ring formed around his head, and from that crown erupted some flames.

“Yeah! Go get 'em Fire Kirby!” Shouted Tuff.

Little Fire Kirby landed back on top of Chilly, who really started to feel the heat. But he didn't need to feel it for long. He zoomed headlong onto a snowbank and jumped in the air toward Ice Dragon. With one throw, he tossed Kirby at his mouth. Ice Dragon reared up to fire another icy blast, but was surprised when Kirby jumped right in his mouth. The Star Allies held their breath. Suddenly, the creature erupted into flames as Little Fire Kirby flew out of his mouth and landed in a snow bank, dropping the fire ability. He looked up to see Chilly, re-applying snow to himself. They both nodded at each other.

“Time for the final blow!” Big Kirby shouted as he headed for the immolating Ice Dragon “BURNING ATTACK!” he shouted as he launched himself forward at the center of a giant fireball. He slammed into the Ice Dragon, who doubled over. Kirby pushed harder and harder until he eventually popped out the other side of Ice Dragon. The Giant Dragon roared it's last as it begun to glow bright white, before exploding.

The Star Allies cheered as Big Kirby walked over to Little Kirby. “You should be proud of yourself little me. You turned an enemy into a friend, your first time, I believe.” The Kirbies looked at Chilly simultaneously. Chilly simply gave them a nod. Little Kirby then ran over and hugged the snowman, who finally hugged back.

“He truly is a version of you, Kirby.” Zan said floating over.

“Fights just as brave.” Flamberge remarked.

“He's just as cute.” Francisca giggled.

“Yep, spitting image.” King Dedede remarked.

“I can't believe that Kirby managed to make Chilly nice.” Tiff said

“I can't believe he jumped into a dragons mouth.” Tuff said

The victory celebrations were cut short by the sound of the snowmobile revving it's engine. The Star Allies turned their heads to see Dedede and Escargon speeding off. “Sayvah today's victoreh, Stah Allahs, cuz ah ain't fixin' to lose again!” Dedede shouted

“We'll be back! You can count on it!” Escargon shouted as the two of them laughed into the night.

“Keep trying you two. We'll crush whatever monster you send our way!” Kirby shouted.

“Exactly!” King Dedede agreed.

---

Morning had come, and without Ice Dragon, things were starting to heat back up. The mage sisters looked out onto the balcony, and saw the beautiful sunshine.

“It seems like the climate of this Dreamland is finally returning to it's normal, summertime self.” Zan remarked

“That's sad, the snow was so beautiful.” Francisca said.

“It was almost as beautiful as you...” Flamberge remarked, embarrassing Francisca.

“Hey you three.” Kirby said, walking out onto the balcony with them, “As much as I enjoyed the snow, this place has it's own unique, peaceful charm I wouldn't trade for the world. I can't wait to introduce you guys to this place once all the snow melts.”

…

Melts

…

“CHILLY!” they all shouted at once! Quickly, the four of them dashed over to Little Kirby's house who was panicking. Tiff and Tuff were trying to keep him calm. “Thank goodness you guys are here, look at Chilly.” Tuff said. The four glanced at Chilly, who was now about the size of a cupcake.

“We have to do something! Chilly's Little Me's friend!” Kirby panicked.

“Allow me.” said Francisca, pulling out a Battleaxe shaped like a snowflake. She gently shook it over Chilly's head, causing snow to fall from the head. In no time, Chilly was full size again. Only to immediately begin shrinking once Francisca stopped.

“What are we gonna do? We can't keep you snowing on him forever.” remarked Flamberge

“I have an idea,” Zan said. “Francisca, could you please make an ice cube?”

“Sure.” Francisca remarked, she quickly made an ice cube.

“Now give it to Kirby.”

Francisca held out the ice cube to Big Kirby, who swallowed it and in a puff of smoke, he was wearing a bright blue crown with a 6-pointed star shaped diamond at the center, and several ice spikes on his head.

“Alright, let's hope this works.” Zan slowly reached for Kirby's ice crown. As she grabbed it, she noted that it was cold to the touch. Slowly, she lifted it off his head, and it came off with a 'pop'. The crown started glowing, and a bubble of energy appeared around it. She then floated over to chilly, and placed it on the snowman's head.

Suddenly, Chilly felt cold, Really cold, Freezing even. His bright white snow gained a slight blue tinge to it as he felt the icy chill of the crown course through his snowy body. “CHILLY!” he shouted, feeling empowered.

“Now let's see if it worked.” Zan said as she made a motion to Francisca, who immediately stopped making snow for Chilly. They waited a few seconds, only to find that Chilly didn't melt.

“Chilly!” Little Kirby shouted as he hugged his friend. Everyone cheered as they realized Chilly wouldn't melt any longer.

“How did you know that would work?” the now ice-less Kirby asked Zan.

“I noticed that whenever you have chillies working with you, they seem to be wearing your ice crown. The rest was just a hunch.” she then turned to Chilly, “That being said, you should now have access to Kirby's ice powers now.”

Chilly nodded, and tested his new abilities by covering a nearby tree in ice.

“Yay! Little Me's friend doesn't have to go! Now let's head back to Star Allies castle, I'm starving.” Big Kirby said. “You guys wanna come?” he said turning to Little Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, and Chilly.”

“Sure, we left so fast to check on Kirby and Chilly, we forgot breakfast.” Tiff said.

“Breakfast Poyo!” Kirby said cheerfully,

“Chilly!” Chilly agreed.

“What are we having?” Tuff said as the 8 friends walked back through town.

---

“Thank you for the update Zan, Jambuhbye!” Hyness had just finished communicating with Zan. “She wishes to inform us that Nightmare is still alive in that universe, and runs a monster selling business called Nightmare Enterprises.”

“Nightmare!” Queen Tiara shouted. “That's terrible. King Dedede told me all about him. He gets his power from fear and hatred. If he runs a business selling horrible monsters, he must be super powerful by now.”

“We'll figure out a way to deal with him,” Susie said “but first, I must finish these repairs, we should be ready for another test run tomorrow. I'll slightly lower the altitude of the portal. In the meantime, does anyone know how those wires got frayed in the first place?”

Nobody noticed the squeaker, slinking guiltily off.

---

Somewhere in the center of darkness

“It would seem the Star Ally's numbers are growing, sir. That alternate Dedede seems to know what he's doing. Are you sure we shouldn't be worried.”

Your concern, while understandable, is unnecessary. Star Allies, Star Warriors, different name, same ants to crush. All of this universe has fallen to me. Pop Star is the only world which stands, undefeated. I wish to savor it. Let them have their little hero organization, every victory they obtain is only mounting to a greater, inevitable defeat. We shall continue this game, for it amuses me. When I become bored, I shall crush them.

“Understood sir.”

Chapter Text

Chapter 8 Romance at Castle Dedede/ Love Lorn Dedede

It was a lovely day in Dreamland AN. The temperature was warm, but not to hot. The townspeople were bustling, making deals left and right. Several had gathered around the town square where Zan and King Dedede were playing a game of chess. Meta Knight, Sir Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade were keeping their skills sharp sparing with Flamberge. Big Kirby, Ribbon, and Bandanna Waddle Dee were fishing for some dinner. Everything was peaceful. At the top of a hill overlooking Dreamland, Francisca was reading a book to Little Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Chilly, and some of the cappy children.

“And thus, the princess and the prince married, and they lived happily ever after.” she finished as the book closed.

“I love a good fairy-tale.” Tiff remarked

“Eh, I think they're kind of boring. I mean, everyone knows that the princess is gonna be happy in the end so it's kind of predictable.” Tuff objected.

“Yeah, But it's how they get there that's the interesting part.” Iro spoke up.

“I Agree with Tuff.” Spikehead said “It's always the same thing. Evil witch, Dragon, Knight in shining armor, happily ever after.”

“It is a fairy-tale, I suppose the lack of variety is to be expected.” Tiff said

“Princess?” Kirby piped up. Everyone looked at him and noticed he was pointing at Francisca. “Princess?”

“Aww, that's sweet of you Kirby, but I'm not a princess.” She responded.

“Chilly.” Chilly said pointing at the book.

“Hey, Kirby and Chilly have a point, the princess does kinda look like Francisca.” Tuff said. Everyone looked at the cover of the book, which had a picture of the princess on it. She had flowing blue hair and fair peach skin.

“I guess she does kinda look like me.” Francisca remarked.

“Tiff, my dear girl!” everyone turned to see Sir Ebrum and Lady Like rushing up to the group. “I'm sorry to interrupt, but I am afraid we have a situation.” He pulled out a piece of parchment from his suit and unfurled it for everyone to read.

To the residents of the kingdom of Dreamland on the planet Pop Star,

We write to announce that the princess of planet Pipi, Princess Rona, has decided to visit your kingdom for her holiday. She will be accompanied by her commander of the royal guard, Commander Vee, as well as a number of guardsmen. As you may know, Pipi has managed to evade Nightmare and his conquest due to it's unknown location, but we fear being stuck on Pipi has caused our princess a great deal of distress. As the most well known planet that has somehow fought off nightmare's influence, we believe your planet would be the safest for a relaxing holiday. When the holiday is over, the Elder of planet Pipi will retrieve her personally. We hope her visit is an enjoyable one.

The Pipi Planetary Council

“A princess?” Tuff shouted

“Princess Rona...” Tiff remarked

“Come home now children, your fazher and I need your help vit zee house.” Lady like explained.

“I'm gonna go tell my mom!” Iro spouted

“Me too!” Honey said.

“A princess... interesting.” Remarked Francisca as she headed for Star Allies castle.

“Poyo?” Kirby asked while looking to Chilly.

“Chilly!” Chilly responded while pointing to Castle Dedede”

---

“Say Dat Again!” Dedede demanded. He was in his throne room about to call NME when he got the news.

“A princess named Rona is coming here on vacation, though on their planet they call vacations 'holidays.'” Escargon announced. Dedede jumped off his throne and headed for his royal bathing chambers. “Where are you going sire?”

“If she comin' heah on vacation, she gonna wanna see the best we got, an dat's me! I needs to get ready! First impressin's everythang! Waddle Dee's, staht the bath, immediatleh!” Dedede yelled back.

“Fine, I'll make sure the castle is in order, then.” Escargon resigned.

---

“A princess? Here?” King Dedede asked. He had just managed to checkmate Zan, who wasn't too happy about it.

“According to the letter the Cabinet Minister received, yes. She'll be here later today.” Francisca relayed.

“Perhaps his highness would want to impress her.” Zan said, only for King Dedede to give her a glare.

“Why would I want a princess when I have a queen. Though, it would be fun to watch that other Me humiliate himself.” he remarked.

“And I suppose it will be up to me to make the castle presentable?” asked Zan

“Don't worry Ms. Partizanne, I'll help.” Said Francisca.

“Nonsense, my Waddle Dees will handle it. Go get Flamberge and the others and meet me at Dedede Castle, we have a princess to greet, and a show to enjoy.”

“Excuse me, but did you say a princess was coming to town?” the trio looked over to Mayor Blustergas, who had been watching the match. “I'll have to prepare the town for her arrival.”

“I'll have to keep an extra safe watch!” Chief Bookum stated.

“Noseman.” said Noseman.

“Maybe she'll come eat at my restaurant!” Chef Kawasaki exclaimed.

“y'all'r thinkin' too small!” everyone turned their eyes toward Tokkori who was sitting in the town's tree. “If a princess comes here and word gets out, there's gonna be a smorgasbord of tourism. This place 'gonna be on the map! It's the business opportunity of a lifetime!”

“Tokkori's right!” shouted Curio.

“In that case, lets make sure this is one of the best vacation spots ever!” Mayor Blustergas announced as everyone left to prepare.

“They sure are excited.” droned Zan

“It must be an extraordinary time for them.” Said Francisca.

“Alright, let's get a move on.” Ordered King Dedede, “Zan, get Kirby, Ribbon, and Bandanna Waddle Dee. Francisca, get Flamberge and the Meta Knights. I'll meet you at the castle.”

---

“And Done.” Susie said as she made the final adjustments. She had spent all night repairing the machine. The star allies all gathered around for the second (Actually first) test of the new portal device. Everyone stood a safe distance. The ripple fairies thought it would be safer for the queen if she sat on the Warpstar, which could fly away fast should something go wrong.“Now, I've adjusted the coordinates ever so slightly, but the portal is still going to be somewhere in the sky. This is just to test portal stability, so I don't want anyone going in just yet ok.” The Star Allies nodded. Susie had the sparkies and pluggs generate another current, this time faster than before and the machine sprung to life. Susie stood back and pushed a button on the remote. The gate shook and whirred with electricity, before a successful portal opened. Everyone ooh-ed and ahh-ed at the sight. “Now this should only going to stay open for a few seconds. Once we see how stable the portal is, I will give someone this device.” she held out a rectangular device with the haltmann works company logo on it and a stake protruding out the bottom. “This is an anchor. When someone takes it through, they will stick it in the ground in the other universe. This will allow me to pinpoint a location to safely open a more stable portal.” while she was giving this speech, the Warpstar started to shake. It could sense Kirby was through the portal. Not waiting another second, the Warpstar bolted for the portal. This would have been fine, if not for a certain fairy queen sitting on top.

“Warpstar! Wait!” she shouted.

“Hold on a second!” Shouted Adeleine as she grabbed a point on the star.

“Wait for me!” Ado shouted as he grabbed Adeleine's leg.

Susie didn't want anyone going through, but she might as well take advantage of the situation. She managed to stuff the anchor in Ado's pocket right as he grabbed Adeleine's leg. The Warpstar then carried the queen and two Painters into the portal, which closed on everyone else. “Well, that happened.” she barely got out before the queen's two fairy consorts started panicking.

“OUR QUEEN!”

“WHAT'LL WE DO!”

“Calm down you two!” Susie said “You remember what Hyness said. We were successful in bridging the gap between universes. At least she will be in Ribbons care.” This seemed to calm the fairies down. “Meanwhile, I need a more reliable source of power.”

---

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!” the three screamed as they flew through the skies of the new universe. “Please stop! Please!” Shouted Queen Tiara as she held on for dear life. The Warpstar obliged, slowing to a stop. Tiara sighed as she helped Adeleine and Ado situate themselves on the star. “Well this is Dreamland AN. Where do we start looking?”

“I see a village down there.” Ado pointed out before noticing something in his back pocket. “Hey, Susie shoved a thing in my back pocket.”

“That's the anchor. We can use it to help with the portal device.” Adeleine explained. “But yeah, let's start at that village.”

---

The cappies were hard at work. They had made a banner that said “Welcome Princess Rona” and were currently setting up stands for popcorn, candy, and various games. King Dedede's waddle dees were even helping with the festivities, when Mayor Blustergas spotted something in the sky. “Look! It's Her!” He shouted. Though as the thing got closer, it looked a lot more like Kirby's Warpstar, but it was no doubt carrying royalty. Still, why would Kirby's Warpstar be carrying the princess of another planet. The mayor decided to be polite about the whole thing. As the star crashed into the ground, it blinked out of existance. And off of it jumped three individuals. Two artists and one that looked like she could be the princess. “Excuse me miss, but you wouldn't happen to be Princess Rona, would you?”

“Princess? Oh my, no. Sorry for the confusion. My name is Queen Tiara,” the individual said. “and these are my friends, Adeleine and Ado.” she said pointing to the two painters behind her.

“Queen Tiara? I recognize that name.” Mabel said, walking up to the gathering crowd. “Aren't you the queen of Ripple Star? The planet where Ribbon is from?”

“You've met my dear Ribbon? Tell me, where is she now?” The queen asked.

“She and the other Star Allies have gone to Dedede Castle to greet Princess Rona, who is coming here on vacation.”Said Chief Bookum. “Would you like a police escort to the castle?”

“A police escort? I've never had one of those before.” Remarked Adeleine.

“Sounds Fun!” Ado added.

“That would be lovely, thank you.” said Queen Tiara.

“Alright then. Mayor, Could we use your car for this?” Bookum asked.

“For a queen? Anything. Go right ahead.” Blustergas commented. Bookum got in the drivers seat, while Queen Tiara, Adeleine, and ado squeezed into the passenger seat. “Sorry Your Majesty, but I only have a two seater.”

“It's quite alright. My friends and I fit just fine, thank you.” Chief Bookum started the engine and drove the queen towards Dedede Castle.

---

“What'r y'all doin heah!” Dedede shouted when the Star Allies showed up. “y'all better not Humillify me in front o' da princess!” He, Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, Escargon, Tiff, Tuff, Chilly, and Little Kirby had gathered on top of the castle to greet the princess.

“Oh trust me,” King Dedede replied, “you don't need any help with that.”

“Just behave yourselves, and remember, He's the king of this Dreamland!” Escargon scolded. While that was going on, Big Kirby walked over to the children and Chilly.

“Know anything about this princess?” He asked.

“Just that she's from a planet known as Pipi, a planet that's evaded Nightmare's Evil due to its location being kept a secret.” Tiff responded. Sir Meta Knight took a spot by Dedede's portable throne, with Sword and Blade standing behind him.

“y'all'r late.” Dedede said simply.

“Apologies 'your majesty' I was simply keeping my skills sharp, should any danger arrive. Wouldn't want to see you hurt.” Sir Meta Knight said sarcastically.

“Here she comes!” Sir Ebrum shouted. Everyone looked up to see an egg-shaped vessel float down from the sky. On it's front was an unfamiliar royal crest. It was an egg shaped frame with two mittens on the bottom and a crown on top, hosting some sort of fire emblem in the center. It landed and the front of it lowered itself to create a ramp off the vessel. A futuristic door on the front opened to reveal a diminutive soldier on the other side. He was wearing a blue guardsman's outfit, with a white helmet, and a small sword strapped to his side.

“Who Dat?' Dedede asked Escargon.

“Probably security detail, Sire.” the snail replied.

The soldier stepped aside. “After you your royalness.” he called. Behind him was a beauiful woman. She had a cone shaped head, and short, fingerless hands, minus the thumbs. She wore a white dress with green trim, a red cape, a gold crown-like object. And a veil covering her face. Dedede's eyes widened at the sight. She looked so beautiful. Dedede could feel his heart beat in his chest. This woman was the prettiest thing he'd ever bore witness too. As she stepped of the ship, Sir Ebrum greeted the guard. “You must be Sir Ebrum. How wonderful to meet you. I'm Vee, captain of the royal guard. And this is...” He gestured toward the princess.

“I am Princess Rona. Pleased to meet you.” she said.

“She sounds cute...” Tuff thought out loud.

“Looks like someone has a crush.” Tiff said, embarrassing Tuff.

“EH HEH HEH HEH!” Everyone turned to Dedede, who pushed his way to the princess. “Thanks Sir Ebrum, but Ah can take it from heah! I'm da kang o' dis here kingdom. King Dedede's da name. Maht I say, you look loveleh, your lovelehness.” he said giving a slight bow. “May ah invaht you fo' some tea in mah dinen' room?”

“I know what you're after. One such as yourself could never earn the princess' hand. We decline.” Everyone looked at Vee, who gave Dedede a glare.

“Excuse y'all, but don't y'all think a princess can make her own decisions?” Chided Dedede.

“I can tell that the princess wouldn't want to marry an ugly king like you.” Dedede's jaw dropped at that statement. This commander had some cheek on him.

“Hahahaha!” Said King Dedede walking up to him. “Better luck next time.”

“Do you think you fare better?” Vee said to him. King Dedede only gave him a raised eyebrow in response. “Are you his brother? You are just as repugnant as he is. Fatter, and with a bulbous beak. A woman would have to be blind to fall in love with you.”

“HOLD YOUR TOUNGUE!” a voice came from the door at the back of the roof. One King Dedede recognized, and was excited to here. Everyone turned to see Chief Bookum escorting three figures.

“YOUR HIGHNESS!” King Dedede shouted. He raced over to the woman with the wings. “Ladies and gentlemen. May I introduce to you to the queen of Ripple Star, and the most lovely queen in all existence, Queen Tiara!” he said, gesturing to the woman.

“Oh, You.” she said clearly embarrassed. She then kissed King Dedede on the cheek, surprising everyone. Even Dedede's Jaw hit the floor. The queen then turned her attention to Vee. “How dare you insult the great King Dedede, ruler of Dreamland, hero of Ripple Star! This man has done great things for me and my planet! And he just so happens to be the most handsome king I've ever met. Don't you know how to treat nobility!”

“M-My apologies, Your highness.” Vee gulped.

“Adeleine! Ado!” Big Kirby shouted as he rushed to greet his old friends. “Boy do I have a lot of new friends for you to meet!”

“Hey Kirby, We already met the Cappies in the village...” Adeleine started.

*Ahem

Everyone turned their attention to Dedede, who was annoyed that more Star Allies had arrived, but tried to ignore it. “Anyways, about dat tea. Finest quality in all o' Dreamland, you luxuriousness.” he said gesturing to the doorway.

“For the last time...” Vee started, however he was silenced by the princess' hand on his shoulder.

“Refusing would be rude, Commander Vee. I accept.” she said kindly. Dedede reached out his hand, and Rona placed hers in it. Together, the two walked toward the door, with Sir Meta Knight, Sword, Blade, Sir Ebrum, and Lady Like acting as an entourage. Meanwhile, Big Kirby introduced his friends to Tiff, Tuff, and Little Kirby. Vee just stood there, gobsmacked.

---

Everyone was sitting around Dedede's largest dining table. Even the Star Allies had been invited, which Dedede surprisingly didn't protest. Dedede himself sat at the far edge of the table, with Princess Rona on the opposite side. Next to Dedede was Escargon, and next to Rona was Vee. Tiff, Tuff, Little Kirby, Chilly, Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, Meta Knight, Sir Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade sat along one side. King Dedede, Queen Tiara, Big Kirby, Ribbon, Bandanna Waddle Dee, Ado, Adeline, Zan, Flamberge, and Francisca sat on the other side. “...And when I came too, King Dedede was standing there holding out a hand to me, saying that his friend Kirby was fighting Zero.” Queen Tiara was currently telling the story of when her planet was overrun with Dark Matter.

“That sounds horrifying, I'm glad everyone made it out ok.” Vee said, “I hope Nightmare never finds our planet. I'd hate for something like that to happen to us.”

Dedede began to whisper to Escargon “y'all disconnected the NME communication terminal, right?”

“Don't worry Sire. Nightmare Enterprises won't be interrupting this time.” Escargon reassured.

“Say, Your Highness,” Vee said gesturing to Dedede. “How has your planet evaded Nightmare's grasp for so long? Your location isn't hidden, so we assume you've been fighting him off.” Everyone at the table looked at King Dedede with various degrees of 'you just got called out' written on their face. Dedede stumbled for a bit, but came back quick.

“Well... Ah knew that Nightmares Monstahs would eventually come to this planet, so I sought out help from anothah univahs, and transported mah counterpaht and his subjects heah. Any monstah that comes along, they help us fight off.”

Tiff wanted to call him out then and there, but Big Kirby spoke up first. “He's not wrong. If a monster shows up, no matter how, the Star Allies will be there to fight them off!” he said proudly, apparently wanting to cover for Dedede, yet also not wanting to lie. The other Star Allies quickly picked up on this, and none of them wanted to disappoint Kirby.

“Yep!” said King Dedede “My counterpart calling us to this dimension was probably the smartest move he could have made.” There was a hint of sarcasm in that sentence that didn't go over Dedede's head. “Especially since we've already defeated Nightmare in our universe.”

“How lovely. Perhaps this universe isn't doomed after all. I would love to be able to open planet Pipi's borders again and stop hiding.” Princess Rona commented.

“Eh, But let's foget alla dat!” Dedede bellowed to change the subject, “You's heah to relax, and dats what you's gonna get. Hows da tea by da way?”

“It's lovely your majesty,” said Rona, taking another sip.

“Wow, Dedede has Rona eating out of the palm of his hand.” Tuff whispered.

“She's just being polite. Besides, that Commander Vee knows exactly what's up with Dedede.” Tiff replied “I doubt a handsome young man like him would allow a brute like Dedede to trick Rona.” As Tiff said this, she noticed Vee staring right at her “Oops. Did he hear me?” she asked Tuff. Before he could answer, Vee jumped from his seat and walked over too her.

“You must be the cabinet ministers daughter, Tiff.” He said shaking her hand.

“Yep, that's me.” She said, trying to hide the fact that she was embarrassed.

“And you must be her brother Tuff.”

“How do you know all this?” Tuff asked, only to get his question ignored. Vee then walked over to Little Kirby, who had fallen asleep.

“And let me guess, this is our universes version of Kirby. When we first arrived, I thought he was your pet.” he said, missing the insulted look from Big Kirby.

“Yep, despite his looks he's a powerful warrior, just like his bigger counterpart.” Tiff explained.

“Well, it's nice to meet a fellow warrior, Kirby.” Vee said, grabbing Little Kirby's hand. Little Kirby woke up and made an effort to hug Vee. “My my, so carefree for a warrior.”

“Well, dat's enough of tea. Yous heah for a vacation.” Dedede spoke up. He got out of his chair and walked to the princess' seat. “How about we go see the sights of Dreamland?”

“Actually,” said Vee, stepping in between the two of them, “The Princess is quite tired from the journey, and she would like a moment to rest.” Dedede was about to lay into the guardsman, but Escargon had a much better idea.

“Well that's no problem.” He said “The King can show Princess Rona to the room we have prepared for her in the castle. Once she's well rested, the commoners in Cappytown have set up a festival that the princess might want to visit.”

“That sounds lovely.” said Rona

“Den Follow me!” He said holding out his hand. Rona placed hers in his as they begun to walk off. “Sir Meta Knight, I'm placin' you on security detail. Princess Rona is to be protected at all costs.”

“Yes, your majesty.” Sir Meta Knight as he, Sword, and Blade jumped down and followed them.

“Are you sure I can trust that Dedede?” asked Vee.

“Not really, but you can definitely trust Sir Meta Knight” Tiff said “Anyways, since you seemed relieved of your duties, would you like to see the countryside?”

“Sounds great. As long as the princess is safe.” Vee answered.

“I wanna come too!” said Big Kirby as he jumped from his chair. Ribbon and Bandanna Waddle Dee followed his lead.

“I wanna see this place too.” Said Adeleine, who jumped from her seat to go with the others. “Coming, Ado?”

“You know it!” Ado shouted. All of the children (and Chilly) headed out together, which just left the mage sisters, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Queen Tiara, Sir Ebrum and Lady Like at the table.

“I'm going back to Star Allies castle, I have had quite enough of this inanity.” Zan said. The two other mages seemed to agree, as they simply followed her out.

“I say, we must prepare to entertain the princess. His majesty will surely want us there to help.” said Sir Ebrum. Lady Like agreed as they left.

“So... would you like a personal tour around the kingdom, your highness?” King Dedede posed to Queen Tiara.

“That would be lovely, your majesty.” She said. The two of them locked arms as they headed out of the dining room. Leaving only Meta Knight sitting at the table.

“Hey Meta Knight, wanna come along? Why sure, that would be lovely. Bunch of...” he muttered to himself as he took his leave.

---

“And heah ya are ya highness. I must prepare for today's festivitahs. So if y'all need anythang Ask Sir Meta Knight, and he'd be happeh to help.” Dedede said to Rona as they arrived to her prepared room.

“Thank you.” Said Rona simply, as she entered her room. As the door closed, Dedede turned to Sir Meta Knight.

“You keep her safe, nao.” he said as he turned to leave.

“Of course your highness, no ill shall befall the princess while we are on guard.” He heard the knight say as he left. He and Escargon immediately went to Dedede's bed chambers.

“Welp. Dat settles it. We's gettin' hitched!” He shouted to Escargon.

“But Sire, we don't know if she likes you yet. I mean, you seem to have made a good impression so far...” Escargon started, only to have Dedede interrupt him as usual.

“Oh, she gonna like meh alright! We gon' go on the perfect lil' date around Cappytown, and she gon have such a good time, she gon' fall head o'r heels fo meh! Dem Cappies be settn' up a carnival in town right?”

“That seems to be true sir.”

“Den dat's where Ah'm gonna take her. As fo' you, I gotta special job fo' you, Escargon.”

“What's that, Sire”

“I'm gonna need a gift fo' da princess, an I got jus' da thang. Did y'all notice that two of dem Stah Allahs was paintahs?”

---

King Dedede and Queen Tiara were having the time of their lives simply walking through the grassy plains of Dreamland AN, talking about past events. “And then I flung that bomb right back at that Sr. sucker!”

“Sounds like things have been business as usual here, Your Greatness. Still, I can't believe that your counterpart here could be so nasty as to purchase monsters from Nightmare. How horrible.” Queen Tiara remarked.

“Yeah, turns out he's just as nasty as I was before I met Kirby. Though I don't think he quite understands what he's getting himself into.”

“He doesn't?”

“Nope, I figure that he's got no plans for when Nightmare invades. Either that, or he's hoping that as long as he orders monsters, Nightmare won't invade. I doubt he's dumb enough to think that Nightmare isn't a problem. He's got my old problem, in which he thinks that being king gives you the right to do whatever you want regardless of consequences.”

“Didn't you once tell me that royalty can do whatever they please because they're in charge?”

“EH... yeah, but I meant that you shouldn't feel pressured to do things just because your fairies demand it. You were pretty much a doormat when we met. You were always rushing around taking care of every little problem those fairies had. It was wearing you out. You always need to be a little selfish, or else you suffer for it. His problem is that he is only being selfish, so everyone else suffers.”

“Ah, I see. So how about that Princess Rona, he seems to have a thing for her.”

“Yeah, and he seems to be doing a pretty good job hiding his nastier tendencies. Especially since Kirby seems to be covering for him.”

“I think he sees a chance for Dedede to get along with someone else and doesn't want to ruin it. After all, your life changed when you had just one friend.”

“Eh, you have a point. In any case, town is just ahead. Looks like they're done setting up.” When the king and queen arrived in Cappytown there was a plethora of stands, including popcorn, cotton candy, some games, and of course, Kawasaki's restaurant was having an outdoor special.

“Greetings your highnesses” Greeted Mayor Blustergas. “To celebrate Princess Rona's visit, we've set up a festival. Feel free to partake in the festivities.”

“Shall we?” asked Queen Tiara

“After you.” offered King Dedede.

---

“So this is the countryside.” Said vee as he walked with the others. Tiff and Tuff made good guides to Dreamland, as Vee, Adeleine and Ado all intently listened. Big Kirby, Little Kirby, Ribbon, Bandee, and Chilly all just tagged along. They were walking along the river toward Cappytown so they could be a part of the festivities. “I could just fall in love with this place.”

“Speaking of falling in love, whaddya think of Dedede's crush on the princess?” Tuff asked.

“Crush?” Big Kirby asked.

“You don't know what a crush is?” Tiff asked.

“I know I've been crushed plenty of times by bad guys, but I always bounce back. Is Dedede planning on crushing the princess? But I thought he liked her?” Kirby asked, suddenly worried. He only got confused as everyone started laughing in response.

“No Kirby, having a crush on someone means that you fall in love at first sight with someone who you don't know whether or not they love you back.” Tiff explained.

“Fall in love?” Big Kirby was clearly having trouble grasping the concept.

“Alright Kirby,” Vee started, “Imagine that you like someone so much that you never want to be away from them.”

“I don't like being away from any of my friends.” Kirby stated simply. Vee and Tiff facepalmed while Tuff laughed.

“He really is clueless!” He said, earning a look from his sister.

“Let me try something.” Adeleine said. She took a quick glance at Ribbon, who was playing with Little Kirby. She then leaned in and whispered to Kirby, “How do you feel about Ribbon?”

“Ribbon...” Kirby repeated. How did he feel about Ribbon? He liked Ribbon. She was one of his friends. Right? He thought back to the night they met. Her heartfelt plea to help gather the crystal shards and defeat the dark cloud that had engulfed her planet. How they'd gathered friends new and old to help. How they'd traversed all the stars in the nearby system. All the adventures they had. All the monsters they'd fought. When they'd freed Ripple Star. When they teamed up to fight 02. The ceremony where he and his friends had been named heroes of Ripple Star. When she'd kissed him on the cheek...

When she'd kissed him...

Kirby didn't know why, but he felt light headed and warm every time he thought of that kiss. He'd had other people kiss him. The mage sisters and Susie kissed him on the forehead and cheek all the time. But Ribbon was different.

He was so lost in his own thoughts that he didn't notice he had turned bright red, or that he was covering his own face. He also didn't notice the others talking.

“He may not understand now, but he will eventually.” Adeleine said to the others.

“In any case, why were you defending Dedede back in the dining room?” Tuff asked.

“Huh? Oh! I did that so Dedede could make a friend.” Kirby responded.

“Yeah, but why?” Tiff continued to press, having to tell herself that the boy didn't understand love.

“Because if he's anything like My King Dedede, his problem is he's lonely. A friend would help him with that.”

“Lonely?”

“Yeah, King Dedede was lonely too. Sure, he had his waddle dees, but back then they weren't his friends, just servants. He stole all the food in dreamland because he didn't think anyone cared about him, so why should he care about them. He did what he wanted. When he realized I cared, he started to change. He started to care too, and now he has a lot of friends!”

“That makes sense...” Tiff thought. Though it was still a long shot for Dedede as far as she was concerned.

“Little Kirby!” The friends turned to see that a sheep was charging right for Little Kirby, while Ribbon carried him, trying to out fly the thing. When they passed by the friend group. Vee pulled out his sword and attempted to stop the sheep. The sheep ended up knocking him over and his helmet came off, revealing him to be a her, wearing a royal crown underneath the helmet. Tiff's face turned bright red upon realizing she'd been crushing on a girl this whole time, but then it hit her.

“Wait a minute. You're Princess Rona aren't you.”

“Yes,” Said 'Vee', “Please don't tell anyone. I wanted to escape my royal duties while on vacation. It's stuffy and boring being a princess, and when I become queen it's just gonna get worse. I wanted to get away from all that for a day.”

“Don't worry, your secret's safe with us 'Vee'” Adeleine said with a wink. Everyone else nodded. 'Vee' put her helmet back on.

“C'mon guys, the carnival is ready!” Ado shouted as they approached Cappytown but before they got their.

“Psst... hey, girl with the beret.” whispered a figure from the shadows. Adeleine looked over to see Escargon standing there.

“What do you want...” She asked, having been informed of his mischievous nature beforehand.

“You're an artist, right?”

“Yeah...why?”

“His majesty, King Dedede, would like to commission you...” Escargon then pulled out a suitcase full of D-Bills.

“... I'm listening.”

---

Sir Meta Knight turned around as Princess Rona's door opened. “I am ready for the carnival that the commoners are throwing. Will His Majesty be joining us?” she asked him.

“Absolutleh!” both turned to see Dedede in a sharp new outfit. He was dressed in a red vest with a green bow-tie, white gloves, and a sharp blue blazer coat. He still wore his stomach wrap and crown though. He was carrying a rose. “A loveleh flowah, though it pales in comparison' to your loveleh visahge.” he said.

“How gentlemanly.” she said as Dedede planted it in her hair. “How do I look.”

“Pahfect.” Dedede said calmly “Come! The commoners await!” both royals walked next to each other as they made their way to the front gates, having decided to walk to the carnival with an entourage of waddle dees

Sir Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade watched as they left, unsure what to think of the king and his 'date'.

---

The Carnival was in full swing when Dedede and 'Princess Rona' arrived. Everyone was enjoying the festivities. King Dedede and Queen Tiara were having a date night. 'Vee' was hanging out with Tiff, Tuff, and little Kirby. Bandee and Ado were checking out the festivities. And everyone had convinced Big Kirby to spend the day with Ribbon. Adeleine was oddly missing, but no one was worried. She could handle herself.

Almost instantly, the Cappies surrounded the King and Princess as they were bombarded with questions, or at least they would have been if not for the waddle dee's surrounding the two. “Naw back of deah. Da Princess is heah to have a good taihm. She probableh gets enough questions back home!” Dedede said, shooing the commoners. 'Vee' watched the entire display, sickened by Dedede's attempts to woo the 'princess'. Eventually, the two ended up at Kawasaki's outdoor sushi bar. They arrived just as Big Kirby and Ribbon did.

“Ohh. Kirby. There's sushi.” Ribbon said, “We should get some.”

“I am getting kinda hungry.” Kirby said.

“You're always hungry.”

“Oh Right.”

'Princess Rona' Turned to Dedede “Shall we have some too?”

Dedede hesitated, he didn't want Kawasaki's horrible cooking to ruin the night, but he also knew he had to play nice around the princess. “Eh, Shuah, whah nawt.” the two took their seats next to Kirby and Ribbon.

“So how's the carnival so far you two?” Ribbon asked

“It's been lovely.” 'Princess Rona' answered “The commoners around here are so nice, and have shown me so many interesting things...” As the two girls talked, Kirby and Dedede kept quiet. Both of them were stressed, but for different reasons.

'I just realized that since Princess Rona is a fake, that means that Dedede isn't befriending a princess. I hope he isn't too sore when he finds out.' ran through Kirby's mind.

'Ah can't believe Ah gottah play nahce wit' dese Stah Allahs, But I gotta marry da princess to impress da commoners. What bettah way to prove dat Ah'm da best kang den marry da princess. Helps dat da princess is a real lookah.' thought Dedede

“Hey there, welcome to Kawasaki's sushi. What'll you have.” the four looked up at the chef who just arrived. Above his head was a menu with all his sushi selections.

“I'll take a Cod Futomaki.” Kirby ordered.

“I'll have a Tsunamayomaki. ” Ribbon ordered.

“I'll take some Battera.” 'Princess Rona' ordered.

“Nigirizusheh varieteh plattah.” Dedede demanded, his Japanese surprisingly on point.

“Coming right up. Thank goodness the waddle dees are helping.” Kawasaki said, walking back into the restaurant.

“I love good authentic sushi.” Kirby remarked

“I always preferred western sushi.” the four turned to see King Dedede and Queen Tiara walk up.

“Aw, c'mon, you gotta admit that Japanese sushi is great.” Kirby rebutted.

“Give me a rainbow roll any day.” King Dedede answered.

“I have to admit, I like the California roll,” Tiara added.

“What'r y'all talkin' bout?” Dedede asked.

“The recipes and countries come from ancient texts we found on Shiver Star. To be honest, all of Shiver Star's history has been fascinating.” exclaimed King Dedede “Did you know that the Shiver Starians all worshiped different gods?”

“Fascinating...” said Dedede, clearly bored.

“And a lot of their recipe's align with ours. For example, their planet also invented their own versions of hamburgers and hotdogs, all almost identical to ours.” Tiara finished.

“So how's the date going?” King Dedede asked.

“AH... It's Fahn.” Dedede answered.

“Great, but I was talking to Kirby.” King Dedede rebutted, causing Dedede to go rigid with embarrassment. 'Rona' Didn't seem to notice, still talking to Ribbon.

“Date?” Kirby asked, “What's that?”

“DATE!!!” Ribbon shrieked. She desperately looked for a way out. Luckily, Chef Kawasaki arrived with their sushi.

“Here you are. Enjoy!”

All of them dug in. It was surprisingly delicious, especially considering Kawasaki's normal cooking. “This is absolutely remarkable. We don't have sushi this good back on Pipi.” 'Rona' remarked.

“Realleh.” Dedede remarked. “I'd think as royalteh, you'd onleh get the best.”

“Everything is so needlessly decorated. It looks fancy, but the taste is bland.”

“Then demand somethin' bettah! Less pizzazz, moah flavah!”

“Oh, I couldn't do that.”

“Nonsense. One of da perks of bein' royalteh is dat you call da shots! If you wan't bettah food, demand it! If dey say no, remind 'em who's da rulah!”

“It wouldn't be polite.”

“Who cares! Politeness is fo' when thangs go right. If someone's cheezin' ya, y'all gotta right to be rude!”

“That's not what father taught me.”

“And what did yo' fathah teach y'all? Ta smile no mattah whut? Ta always say thank you, even when y'all got somthin' y'all didn't want? To pretend everythin's fine, no mattah whut? Dere's a line between bein' nice, and bottlin' up miserah. If y'all ain't able to vent y'alls frustrations, y'all ain't gonna be truly happeh!”

'Vee' watched the conversation from afar. As much as she hated Dedede and thought he was ugly and rude, he had a point. She knew first hand what a drag being a ruler could be. But Dedede reveled in it, doing as he pleased no matter what. Even if he was a loathsome braggart who loved himself too much, She had to admire his tenacity. Although, it was mostly a pain in her behind.

“May I have your attention, commoners of Dreamland.” Suddenly, Escargon's voice piped up from the speaker system in the center of town. Dedede's eyes lit up as he got from his seat and rushed to the stage by the big tree, most of the Cappies and the Star Allies gathered for the announcement. On the stage was Escargon standing there with Adeleine, with what was obviously a painting under a white sheet. “In honor of her majesty Princess Rona's visit to our fair planet, His Majesty, King Dedede has commissioned a painting for her, done by master artist, Adeleine.” at this, Escargon gestured to Adeleine, who grabbed the sheet and pulled it off revealing a beautiful portrait of 'Princess Rona', sitting on a balcony in the sunshine, eyes closed and a smile on her face. Everyone was amazed by the art, as “ooh”s and “Ahh”s came from the crowd. Dedede took the mic from Escargon and turned to the 'princess' in the crowd.

“Princess Rona, Y'alls the most beautiful thang ah'v evah layed my royal eyes awn. From the moment you landed on Pop Stah, Ah knew y'all had to be mahn. I can show y'all what it realleh means to be royalteh, and free y'all from that humdrum burocratricy. Would y'all do meh tha honnah of bein' mah queen, and makin' me the happiest kang in the univahs?” at this, he brandished a bouquet of roses aimed straight at the princess. Everyone in the audience gasped. Even Escargon dropped his mic, he wasn't expecting this. King Dedede and Queen Tiara glanced at each other, even they went on a few dates first, and even then they were still just dating. A marriage proposal right off the bat? What was he thinking? Ribbon tried to stifle her laughter, since she knew the truth of who 'the princess' actually was. Both Kirby's sat there confused. The 'princess' in question sat there wide eyed, hands over her mouth. Her face was bright red, and no one could tell if she was blushing or embarrassed. She opened her mouth, seemingly to answer when...

“She refuses!” Everyone turned to see 'Vee', standing there, looking angry. She approached the king, who looked way madder than she did.

“Oh yeah, is dat so?” he challenged.

“That's right. Tell him you're highness.” 'Vee' said, gesturing to 'Rona'.

Rona hesitated for only a second before “I-I'm sorry, I cannot accept your offer.”

“Grr... She's only sayin' that cause you told her to!” Dedede shouted. “I'm sick and tiahd of y'all tellen her what ta do! It should be da otha way 'round! She's the rulah, that means what she says go's! She souldn't have to be polaht and propah if it makes her miserabal, 'specially for a lowly guard lahk you!” Dedede was really laying into 'Vee' and again, in 'Vee's eyes, he was making sense, but there was no way she was marrying Dedede.

“Trust me, the Princess of Planet Pipi doesn't want to marry you.” she said, honestly. This only made Dedede angrier

“We'll see 'bout dat! AH CHALLENGE Y'ALL TO A DUEL!!!” Dedede shouted.

---

Cappies lined the seats of the 'Official Royal Ring' stadium as everyone gathered to watch the duel. No one had been in this arena since Kirby and Dedede's bout when the Star Allies first arrived. 'Vee' stood on one side of the arena, backed by the Star Allies, while Dedede stood on the other, only backed by Escargon. Escargon strangely had a sword for the king to wield, despite everyone knowing he was better with a Hammer. He glared down 'Vee' who stood firm against that glare, sending one of her own back. The Meta Knights, Sword and Blade once again stood in the rafters, watching from above. Tiff walked over to 'Vee' “Are you sure you want to do this? We could let Kirby handle it.”

“I'll be fine, he doesn't look like he can fight anyway.” 'Vee' responded across the ring, Dedede and Escargon were having a similar conversation.

“Sire, are you sure we shouldn't just order a monster to deal with this guy?” Escargon asked.

“What, dis lil' guy. He aint even worth da trouble. I'll make short work o' him.” Dedede responded “Now hand me dat sword.”

Escargon held the scabbard up to Dedede who pulled it. The blade was absolutely massive, almost as tall as the king himself. It was bright, shiny brass with the hilt having the Dedede royal emblem emblazoned upon it. 'Vee' in response, drew her own short sword and stood in a battle stance. The bell rang and the two combatants met in the center of the ring. Their swords clashed as the two dueled, both finding out quickly that they may have under-estimated their opponent. Dedede wasn't skilled in swordplay, but his swings kept 'Vee' at bay. She eventually deflected one of his attacks and made an opening for herself. She stabbed at his feet, only to have Dedede jump clear over her and land on the other side where he swiped at her back. 'Vee' reacted quickly, blocking the attack.

“So you have been practicing the Super Dedede Jump.” King Dedede called.

“Ah dabble.” Dedede answered. Seeing an opportunity, 'Vee' slashed at his sword, knocking it away and out of the ring.

“This duel is over, and the 'princess's' hand remains safe from your grasp.” 'Vee' said, crowd cheering. Dedede began fuming, but stayed silent. That's when Queen Tiara noticed something. While 'Vee's back was turned, and everyone was focused on her, Dedede shed a single tear, still glaring daggers into 'Vee's back.

Suddenly, the whole building shook. Everyone looked around frantically, trying to find the source. Then, one of the doors burst open. There stood a monster which looked like a bright red eel, with a tadpole shaped body and grey belly. It roared down at the crowd. Dedede glared at Escargon.

“It wasn't me sire!” he clarified. The monster scanned the room, before locating it's target. The fake princess sitting on the other side of the ring. It charged down the stairs and into the ring straight at her. King Dedede jumped in its way and slammed it's hammer into it, knocking it backwards.

“Meta Knight, Bandee, Ribbon, Adeline, Ado. Keep the Cappies safe. Kirby, Little Kirby, you're with me. Star Allies, Go!” the Kirbies jumped into the ring as the Cappies fled. The rest of the Star Allies assisted the Cappies in escaping. The fight in the ring quickly began escalating, as the monster quickly delivered tail attacks left and right, keeping the Star Allies away.

“Kirby!” Came Tiff's voice from the sidelines “Inhale Dedede's sword!” Kirby revved his feet and swallowed Dedede's sword whole. He then jumped up, flipping all the while. He stopped while sideways and began spinning, a conical, santa-style green and yellow cap donning his head. He stopped spinning, only to have the pom pom of the hat hit him in the face. He quickly brushed it out of the way and drew a sword with a gold blade with a simple green hilt from nowhere, holding it high.

“Yeah! Go Sword Kirby!” Tuff shouted. 'Vee' ran up to Little Kirby, ready to fight with him. Luckily for Big Kirby, he always kept a sword ability bubbled in his copy pallet for just such an occasion. He popped it and in a puff of smoke, he looked almost exactly like his smaller counterpart. The only difference was the sword was silver, with a blue curved hilt, which had an amber gem in the center.

While the Star Allies were squaring up to the monster, Dedede was looking frantically around. He spotted 'princess rona' watching the fight fearfully. He ran up to her and took her hand “We gotta getchu outta heah, princess!”

“But what about the P- Vee!” she said.

“That' Lil' guard o' yours'll be fine whit da Stah Allahs. Trust meh, Ah can personalleh vouch fo' dere effectiveness.” he said the princess looked back at the fight, then nodded at Dedede. Dedede then picked her up and ran for the exit, carying the 'princess' bridal style. 'Why did dat monstah show up. I didn't ordah anythang!' he thought as he approached the doors.

Back in the ring, the monster was too fast, any approach made by The Kirbies, Vee, or King Dedede were met with vicious tail strikes. “It's too fast!” Tiff said from the sidelines “We need to find a way to slow it down!”

“CHILLY!” Suddenly, Chilly jumped into the arena. He began blasting the monster with ice, who began to slow down in response. His strikes became slower as he started to freeze.

“Of course! It's cold blooded! Good thinking Chilly!” Tiff responded.

“Kirby's! Vee! NOW!” Shouted King Dedede. The three sword wielders sliced the monster's tail off, and began cutting it to ribbons. King Dedede then smashed the monster into the sky, which caused it to explode. King Dedede approached the three swordsman. “Good job you three, especially you Vee. perhaps there could be a position for you in the Star Allies.”

“Thanks, but I will remain her majesty's royal guard.” 'Vee' Said. She then turned to both Kirbys. “It was great seeing you two fight. You really are powerful warriors.”

“Thanks, you aren't so bad yourself.” Said Big Kirby

“Poyo!” said Little Kirby.

Suddenly, 'Vee' looked worried. “Where's the princess?”

“It's alraht. I got da princess outta dere!” everyone turned to se Dedede and 'Princess Rona' standing by the door. Everyone looked skeptical, except Big Kirby.

'I knew there was good in him' he thought to himself.

---

It was getting late as the princess's one day on Pop Star came to a close. Everyone stood on the castle roof once more to greet the vessel of the Pipi Elder who came to personally pick up his Granddaughter. Once again, Sir Ebrum was to greet the Elder. Dedede, instead of taking seat on his throne, sulked in the back. A green glowing flying saucer hovered over the roof. The hatch on the bottom opened up as several guardsmen were lowered to the castle. With them was an old man with a white robe and yellow cape, thick eyebrows, mustache, and beard. He quickly rushed over to 'Vee' “Dangit Rona! Did you switch places with your guardsman, again?” The crowd gasped as 'Vee', no Rona, explained.

“Sorry for lying everyone, but I didn't want everyone treating me like a princess, i get enough of that at home. So I switched places with the head of the Pipi royal guard, Vee.” Vee waved to everyone, eyes finally open. In the back Dedede's jaw hit the floor.

“You mean... ah almost... She was... Oh... Fahget it.” Dedede said, defeated as he sulked off.

“Sire? Sire?” Escargon called chasing after him.

“I can't believe the king fell in love with a Royal Guardsman.” Chief Bookum said. Everyone laughed except for two people. Big Kirby and Queen Tiara new that deep down, this was a bad thing, and that Dedede was once again lonely.

“Grandfather, could you get 2 of the medals of bravery please?” The Elder didn't argue as he motioned to a guardsman, who entered his landing craft and walked out with a box. In that box were two medals. “Would the two Kirbies please come forward?” Princess Rona asked. Quickly the two stepped forward. Big Kirby stood at attention, Knowing what was coming. Little Kirby just stood there confused. “For your service to the Pipi royal family, I hereby award you with the Planet Pipi medal of bravery.” Princess rona was about to pin the medals on the Kirbies before stopping. “No, wait. This grandiose medal doesn't suit you two.” She placed the medals back in the box, and proceed to kiss both Kirbies on the forehead. Big Kirby rubbed the back of his head.

“Gee, thanks.” He said, a bit red in the face. His smaller counterpart just poyoed happily. Meanwhile, Queen Tiara, Adeleine, and King Dedede were trying to keep a furious Ribbon from ripping the Princess limb from limb. The Elder and the guardsman entered the saucer as Vee and Rona entered their landing craft. The Cappies and the Star Allies bid one final farewell, waving to the landing craft as it was abducted by the ship, which left Pop Star's atmosphere.

---

Dedede practically stomped around his room. “Ah can't believe dat ah almost married a guardsman!”

“You seemed very infatuated with her sir.” said Escargon, only to receive a punch to the eye-stalks.

“It don't mattah how pretty she was, she ain't royalteh! A Kang can't marry a commoner, it ain't right!” Dedede said. As he finally started to calm down, he turned back to Escargon. “I'm gonna get some shuteye, you find out why NME sent dat monstah, and tell 'em we ain't payin'!”

“Yes sire!” Escargon said as he waddled off. As soon as he was alone, Dedede looked in the mirror.

“Almost married a commoner. So much fo' love. Oh well, it's not like she'd like me anyways. Probably dump me da instant she found out 'bout Nightmah Enterprises.” he reasoned to himself. Rona's words when she was disguised as Vee repeated in his head. 'I can tell that the princess wouldn't want to marry an ugly king like you'. He stepped behind his divider and began to disrobe to put on his pajamas. That's when he felt something. Something in his jacket. As he removed it, the thing fell to the floor. It was a letter. The king examined it up and down. It had what he could only assume was a name on the front. Too bad he couldn't read. Nevertheless, he put it in the drawer on his vanity and continued getting ready for bed. That's when he spotted the painting of Princess Rona, no, Vee sitting against the wall. He quickly picked it up and stuffed it in his closet. It was still good art. Maybe he could sell it to NME. He finished changing, closed his curtains, and crawled in bed. As he tried to sleep, his thoughts landed on the other Dedede and that Queen Tiara, and one final thought crossed his mind. 'What's he got that I don't got.'

---

As Escargon re-connected the wires to the NME communications system, the screen sprang to life, as customer service stood there. “Hey Snail-trail, it seems something was wrong with our Communicays, care to explain?”

“Yeah, one of the waddle dee's disconnected a wire while cleaning. Why?” Escargon answered nonchalantly.

“We heard that Princess Rona was in your area, and we wanted to extend our services to planet Pipi. After all, a planet without NME's monsters is a boring one, and we can't find it to send one of our 'sales representatives.'”

“Is that why that monster showed up?”

“Yes, Susshi was supposed to retrieve the princess, that way we could find out the location of her planet.”

“Well, that's too bad, considering Kirby and the Star Allies beat it before it got the chance.”

“That is too bad, especially since we were willing to offer to clear your debt for her safe delivery.”

“CLEAR OUR DEBT!”

“Yes, all of it. Too bad it didn't work out. We look forward to your next purchase.” and with that, the screen went dark. Escargoon shuddered, thinking what the king would do to him if he found out that they blew a chance to erase all their debt to NME.

Then again...

“What the King Doesn't Know, won't hurt him, or me.”

Chapter Text

Dedede walked out onto the balcony of his castle holding a pair of binoculars. He was surprisingly alone, without his toady Escargon. Escargon was currently doing something else. He'd yell at him, but he was too excited about spying on the Star Allies, looking for an opportunity to make trouble. “Alright, let's see what Y'alls up to.” He said taking a quick look through the high-tech binoculars. He took a quick look at Star Allies Castle to see the two painters, Meta Knight, and that lightning mage talking, while that boy painter stuck something in the ground on the hill behind their castle. In town, the ice mage was having a conversation with Mabel. In the grassy field near town, he saw the fire mage and Sir Meta Knight training with each other. Not really any opportunities for an attack. That is until he eyed the beach. He saw that Ribbon, Big Kirby, King Dedede, that queen of Ripple Star, and that bandanna wearing, over-sized waddle dee were at the beach. They were with the cabinet ministers children, Fololo, Falala, Chilly, and Kirby, who were all preparing an inflatable raft. “Naw 'dis might be interestin'” he said as he watched, activating the listening function on the binoculars.

---

“So let me get this straight, your father let you go on an ocean fishing trip without supervision?” King Dedede asked the kids.

“Yep, I go out to study marine wildlife all the time.” Tiff clarified.

“And the ocean is always so calm anyways, what's the big deal?” Tuff asked, folding his hands behind his head.

“Poyo.” Said Little Kirby as he brought a separate inflatable tube to ride in.

“We've never had a problem before.” Said Fololo, who had begun tying Kirby's tube to the raft.

“Is it that much of a concern?” said Falala

It's dangerous.” stated Queen Tiara, “I would much rather children like you have someone to protect you in case things go wrong.”

“Geez,” sighed Tuff “adults always worry about everything. We have Kirby with us, that should be fine right?”

“It would be if it were our Kirby,” King Dedede interjected “Yours is just a baby, and can barely defend himself. Though that does give me an idea. Kirby, Ribbon, why don't you go with them.”

“That sounds like a great idea!” Kirby shouted

“I would love to.” Ribbon stated. Suddenly, the Star Allies heard a shimmering behind them. They turned around to see...

“Warpstar!?” Kirby exclaimed.

“Oh shoot! In all that princess fuss I forgot about that!” Tiara said, dissapointed in herself. “We brought your warpstar with us.”

“OH BOY! I have tons of things to show you!” Kirby said as he jumped on the warpstar and it flew off.

“KIRBY! WAIT!” Ribbon shouted as she gave chase. That left only King Dedede, Queen Tiara, and Bandee on the beach with the kids.

“There goes that plan. Bandanna Waddle Dee, you'll have to do it.” King Dedede stated.

“Me, Sir?” Bandee questioned.

“Don't question your king. You will protect these children with your life. That's an order.” King Dedede answered.

“Yes, Great King!” Bandee said, giving a salute.

“We're all ready to go when you are, Mr. Bandanna Waddle Dee.” Tiff stated as she, Tuff, Chilly, Fololo, and Falala sat in the raft. Kirby was floating in his tube, which was tied safely to the raft.

“Call me Bandee. Only the Great King calls me by my full name.” Bandee said, jumping into the boat. He sat down as Tiff and Tuff began rowing out into open waters.

“Are you sure they'll be fine?” Tiara asked “I might have to have a talk with Sir Ebrum about his kids.”

“Relax, your loveliness. I would trust Bandanna Waddle Dee with my own life. They'll be perfectly fine.” King Dedede answered

---

“Dat's what y'all thank” Dedede said as he put his binoculars away. “A monstah from good ol' NME awta sink dose kids plans. Eh heh heh heh.” He laughed as he began making his way towards his throne room.

“Your majesty!” Dedede turned around to see Escargon running toward him carrying a vial of some liquid.

“Make dis quick Escargon, we got plans.” Dedede stated.

“Plans that are better than making our own monsters?” Escargon questioned.

“Hmm? Our own monstahs? Now y'all got my detention.” Dedede proclaimed

“I just perfected a serum that could theoretically turn any animal into a monster. We won't have to pay Nightmare Enterprises anymore!” Escargon said proudly.

“Nao dat's some good sciencin'” exclaimed Dedede.

“Yes, we just need to test it.” Escargon stated.

“Test it? But dem Kids is on a fishin' trip right nao. We gotta sank der plans and get rid o' Kirbeh!” Dedede said back. “I was awn mah way to odah a monstah right nao.”

“This is a conundrum.” Escargon mused “Why don't you get that monster to go after that pink nuisance by itself. We'll stay here and test the serum.”

“Sounds lahk a plan ta me!” Dedede said. He raced off to the throne room to order a monster.

“Now, who to use this serum on?” questioned Escargon. He thought for a moment, and then it hit him. “If Dyna Blade can cause that much damage to dreamland, imagine what a monster Dyna Blade could do. But we don't have the manpower or the weaponry to take down that giant turkey. The baby will have to do.” Escargon then began making plans to lure Dyna Chick into a trap.

---

It was peaceful out on the ocean, not a wave in sight. Tiff, Fololo and Falala were relaxing with sunglasses on. Tuff was doing some ocean fishing. Chilly was staring into the blue water. Kirby was kind of just floating there. And Bandee was keeping watch for trouble. “Cool, I caught another one!” shouted Tuff as he pulled another sardine into the boat and put it in his bucket.

Bandee finally took notice of what Tuff was doing. “Those fish you're catching are pretty small...” he mused.

“Oh yeah? Think you can do better?” Tuff challenged.

A glint appeared in Bandee's eye. “Watch and learn.” he said. With a flick of his spear, a fishing line appeared off of it.

“Woah.” mused Tuff.

“That's impressive.” Said Tiff.

“My spear is multi-purpose.” Stated Bandee “Now the key to any amount of good fishing is using the right bait. Without it, your only gonna catch small fries.” Bandee reached into the bucket and placed one of the sardines Tuff had caught on his hook, and made sure the hook stuck out. He then cast his line a far way into the water, and began slowly reeling in. “Remember, you want to make whatever you're trying to catch think that what's on your hook is a good meal. By reeling in slowly, I make bigger fish think this little fish is alive.”

“You sure do know a lot about fishing.” Tuff said.

“Thanks. Kirby is actually the one who taught me.” returned Bandee.

“Poyo?”

“M-My Kirby, I should clarify.” he chuckled. Suddenly, his line gave a jerk. He had caught something. Bandee pulled and reeled as hard as he could. Tiff and Tuff grabbed him and helped pull. Finally, a huge fish, easily triple the size of the ones Tuff was catching, popped out of the water. “And voila! This is a fish fit for a meal!”

“Woah!” The kids shouted in unison.

“Now you try Tuff. Make sure that you hook the small fish in a way that has the hook sticking outward.” Bandee instructed. Tuff did just as he said, cast his line out as far as he could, and began slowly reeling in. it wasn't long until he got a bite.

“Wow! This really works! You're amazing Bandee!” shouted Tuff.

“Aww... It's nothing, and you're a fast learner, Tuff.” Bandee complimented. Tuff was about to re-hook his line when the wind started to pick up.

“That's strange,” Mused Tiff “There's not a cloud in the sky, so it can't be a storm.”

“Don't speak to soon, Tiff.” Said Fololo

“Look!” Shouted Falala. The group turned to the direction the wind was blowing. They began to see dark clouds form on the horizon, approaching fast. As the wind began to pick up, they also saw a hurricane, streaming up into the sky, and it was sucking them in.

“CHILLY!” Exclaimed Chilly.

“We have to row away!” shouted Tiff.

“No time!” Shouted Bandee. He whipped his spear back into spear mode and held it over his head. He spun it as fast as he could and began rising out of the boat. “Grab my feet!” he shouted. Tiff immediately grabbed Bandee's feet. In response, Tuff grabbed Tiff's feet. Finally Little Kirby grabbed Tuff's feet as Fololo and Falala flew nearby, carrying Chilly. The 7 watched the boat get swept away into the hurricane. Bandee tried his best to fly away, but he got caught up in the wind and could only do his best to make sure they weren't whipped around too much. Suddenly, Kirby lost his grip on Tuff and flew off.

“Poyooooo!” he screamed as he disappeared into the wind.

“Kirby!” Tiff shouted. Bandee couldn't keep his spear-copter anymore and begun to get whipped around.

“Hold on!” he shouted as the friends were whipped around. Fololo and Falala couldn't handle the gale force winds and got tossed into the storm along with Chilly.

“Aaaahh!” The two little friends shouted.

“CHIIIILLYYYY!” added Chilly.

Then, without warning the storm stopped and dissipated. Bandee whipped his spear and a parasol came out as he began to float downwards with Tiff and Tuff still holding on to him.

“That was strange. That spout came and went too quickly.” Bandee remarked.

“Thanks for keeping us safe Bandee.” Tiff remarked. “That spear of yours has a lot of tricks.”

“Hey! Look at that.” Tuff blurted. The friends turned their attention to the island that Tuff had seen. It was a jungle island with lots of greenery, some rivers, rocky cliffs, and a single beach.

Bandee, Tiff, and Tuff landed on a beach and immediately began searching for Fololo, Falala, Chilly, and Kirby. They soon found Kirby, Fololo, and Falala half embedded in the sand. Tiff and Tuff yanked out Fololo and Falala, while Bandee pulled out Kirby. No sign of Chilly. “Welp, is is a fine predicament we've gotten ourselves into.” commented Tiff.

“And That's why you should always have supervision when doing something away from home.” Bandee explained.

“Yeah, yeah.” Tuff complained. “Hey, Fololo. Falala. Why don't you guys see if you can fly up and find Dreamland. See how far this island is from home.” The two flew up as high as they could and looked around. When they came back down, they didn't look happy.

“We can't see Dreamland anywhere.” Said Fololo.

“It's nothing but blue ocean as far as we can see.” Admitted Falala.

“Well, we know that The beach of Dreamland faces south, so heading north, we'll eventually hit the mainland. From there, we can ask the other Star Allies to use their Haltphones to locate us.” Bandee pitched. “Now we just need to find Chilly and the boat.”

“Chilly!” came the cry from off a rocky cliffside. The friends walked over to survey the scene, only to find Chilly holding on to a jagged rock just above the water. Their raft was also there, completely ruined, full of holes, and without anything to repair it. Bandee used his spear to helicopter his way over to Chilly and he grabbed on to Bandee's feet, who carried him safely to land.

“Welp, we're not getting home with that thing.” Bandee said as he looked out over the horizon.

“But how?” asked Tuff

“We can build a raft!” Tiff put forth “I learned how through a survival guide I read once.”

“Sounds like a plan.” Bandee replied. He looked to the jungle, a keen look in his eye. “But before we do, we should probably make sure we can survive while building it. It's gonna take a day at least, and we don't want to work tired and hungry.”

“Here here.” Replied Tuff.

“So what do we do Bandee?” asked Falala. Bandee looked to the woods and then looked to the children, and finally to Kirby and Chilly.

“Little Kirby,Chilly, can I trust you to look after your friends?”

“Poyo!” Little Kirby said excitedly, waving his arms.

“Chilly!” Chilly piped in.

“Alright. You kids go look for food. I'll work on a shelter here on the beach and then come find you. Fololo, Falala, if anything happens come get me immediately.”

“Yes sir, Bandee!” the kids said as they marched into the woods. Bandee looked on as they disappeared into the jungle foliage. He then began to dial King Dedede's Haltphone in order to tell him what happened. After that he would begin work building a shelter for the lot of them, which started with cutting down trees for a thatch-work hut.

---

“Here's the tea for the highness's and their guests.” A waddle dee chef handed the tray of tea to the staff dee to take out to the sitting room. The staff dee waddled down the hall and into the room where King Dedede, Queen Tiara, Sir Ebrum and Lady Like were sitting in front of the fireplace.

“I'm still not so sure why this is such a big deal, eh?” Sir Ebrum stated as the waddle dee handed him his cup. “Thank you,” he quickly said and then turned to King Dedede “The sea of Dreamland is always so calm. They should be fine, Right?”

“Don't you find it at least a little concerning that your children are out on the vast ocean without supervision?” Queen Tiara asked.

“We leave zem on zeir own all ze time. Besides, Kirby is wis zem, and he defeats monsters all ze time.” Lady Like Rebbutted

“We also can't leave out Chilly, he was a former monster after all. I'd say that our children are safe no matter what may accost them, Eh what?” Sir Ebrum added.

“You certainly are confident in them, aren't you?” King Dedede asked

“Ve are.” Lady Like stated.

“Besides, before the star allies came along, Tiff and Tuff were always helping Kirby out with this monster business. With Tiff being the brains, Kirby being the brawn, and Tuff being, well, Tuff, I'm certain there's nothing they can't achieve” Sir Ebrum added

“I have noticed that Tiff and Tuff are always there when Kirby fights a monster...” Queen Tiara mused before taking a sip of tea. “Perhaps they are right, your highness. We may just be worrying for nothing. Maybe we even have a pair of new Star Allies on our hands.”

“Really?” Sir Ebrum interjected as he and Lady Likes eyes widened.

“Do you really sink zat zey are Star Allies material?” Lady like asked.

“I wouldn't give them that much credit. They may help Little Kirby, but they're not fighters themselves. It would take a lot of training before they reach that level. And before you ask, Adeline and Ribbon have magic powers, and Kirby is Kirby. They're different stories.” King Dedede explained, knowing exactly what Tiara was going to bring up. Suddenly King Dedede's Haltphone rang. He pulled it out of his coat and checked the Caller ID. “It's Bandanna Waddle Dee.” he said. Tapping the screen he held it up to his ear “Hello... Yes... I see... Hang on a sec.” he turned towards Sir Ebrum and Lady Like. “They crashed on an island after a hurricane and are stranded for now.”

...

“OH GOOD HEAVENS!!!” shouted Sir Ebrum.

“MY POOR CHILDREN!!!” shrieked Lady Like.

“I knew something like this would happen...” mused Queen Tiara.

“Now hang on.” King Dedede interjected, attempting to calm the two down, “I think this might be a good opportunity for some survival training.”

“Survival training?” Sir Ebrum asked.

“I'm not zure I follow.” Lady Like added.

“Well it's clear that your children want to help Little Kirby in any way they can, and they are gonna need training if they wish to join the ranks of the Star Allies. Besides, survival skills are always a good thing to have, so this is a good opportunity to teach them.” King Dedede explained. “Besides, my number one Waddle Dee is with them, so they'll be safe. What do you say?”

“Darling?” Lady Like asked as she turned to Sir Ebrum, who had put his hand on his chin to think.

“The King's right my dear. If Tiff and Tuff continue gallivanting with Kirby, I'm sure there will be a danger or two. Besides, I trust the King's judgment on his servant.” Sir Ebrum removed his hand from his chin. “I say we do it, by gum!”

“Very well,” agreed Lady Like, “if my husband is villing, zen zo am I.”

“Perfect!” Shouted King Dedede. He then turned his attention to the phone. “Bandanna Waddle Dee, we are taking this time to teach some survival training. Give those children a good once over, and test Little Kirby's skills while your at it... That's a good Dee. See you tomorrow.” the King hung up the Haltphone and turned back to the parents. “Now how about some shortcake, since you two came all this way.”

---

Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, Falala, Chilly, and Kirby were having a hard time finding food. No fruits, no fish, no nothing. “I'm starting to wonder if there's anything that could make a decent meal on this rock.” Tuff complained.

“Quit whining and keep looking.” Tiff scolded “Besides, Mr. Bandee is counting on us.”

“Chilly!” Chilly shouted pointing in a direction. Everyone looked to see a cave. On either side of the entrance were pillars made of stones, and surrounding the entrance were several sharpened logs, lined up in defense.

“I bet it's a house! That means someone's here.” Tuff said as he darted toward the cave.

“Careful Tuff! We don't know who lives there! They could be dangerous!” Tiff shouted as she and the others followed Tuff to the cave. Tuff stopped at the entrance and held his hand up to his mouth.

“Hello! Anybody home?” he called, getting no answer. He looked in the cave and saw that there was a fire pit with smoke billowing off it. Just then, Tiff and the others came up behind him. “Look Tiff, there's smoke, which means that someone was here recently” He said proudly, while Tiff looked around nervously.

“I don't like this Tuff. Those logs out there were pretty sharp, almost as if whoever lives here wanted to keep something out. I think we should leave.” She mused. “Either there's something dangerous on this island, or whoever this is isn't particularly friendly.” Tuff was about to object when he found Kirby pushing him out of the cave.

“Poyo! Poyo!” Kirby stated, clearly worried.

“Geez Kirby. What's got you so worked up?” Tuff asked. As if to answer, an arrow came flying in and landed at Tuff's feet.

“Maybe that!” Tiff yelled as another arrow flew towards the group. The six of them jumped up to dodge it, only to see two more arrows flying towards them. Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, and Chilly ran into the jungle to avoid them, while Fololo and Falala flew off toward the beach. They ran as fast as their little legs could carry them, but their assailant was close behind, firing arrows as fast as it could. They stumbled upon a trip wire that had pointed logs hanging by fines swinging at them. They dodged them nicely but then found themselves at a dead end. They turned around to see a giant rake made of logs swinging at them. Tiff and Tuff hugged each other in fear until...

“CHILLY!” Chilly jumped in front of everyone and constructed an ice wall, which the log rake crashed into. It was then that Tuff noticed that the arrows were coming from a specific tree.

“Hey! Knock it off!” he shouted, tossing a rock into the tree. He clearly hit something as someone fell out of it into the bushes below. Tuff picked up a stick and slowly approached with Kirby and Chilly right behind him. Tiff held a rock just in case, but kept her distance. Stopping about a foot or two from the bush, Tuff pointed his stick straight at the unknown assailant. “A-a-a-alright you! W-w-we don't want any T-t-trouble...” He was about to finish when the assailant interrupted.

“Well to bad, you monsters! You found it!” the person suddenly jumped out and slashed at Tuff with something, but Tuff was, luckily, standing just out of range. Chilly and Kirby put themselves between Tuff and the assailant. The strange man was a brownish gray furry guy, with dark tan, bare limbs and white eyebrows and mustache. Large eyes with colorless pupils, and no clothing, aside from a green military cap bearing the Star Warrior insignia, a yellow star in a blue circle. However the most important point of interest was the machete he had in his hands. He pointed it at the three children, “Y'all may be small, but Kit Cosmos knows better than to believe the look of the enemy, especially when dealing with Nightmare!” An awkward silence hung in the air until Tiff decided to break it.

“Wait. Hold on. We don't work for Nightmare. He's actively trying to destroy our home.” she said taking a stance behind her brother.

“I don't believe it!” Kit Cosmos stated plainly. “That's just what a monster would say to get my guard down. In my many years of being a Star Warrior, I've never once let a monster get the drop on me. I'm not about to start now!” he stated as he readied his machete. “Now DIE!” he shouted as he thrust toward them. Tiff and Tuff screamed. Kirby panicked. Chilly couldn't react in time.

CLANG!

Suddenly, Kit was empty handed. His hand shook as his machete flew through the air and embedded itself in a nearby tree. Between him and the children was a spear with a red kerchief tied to it. “Bandee!” the children shouted in glee. Kit slowly backed away in shock as Bandanna Waddle Dee placed himself between Kit and the kids, spear pointed directly at Kit's face. Fololo and Falala hovered over to Tiff and Tuff.

“What kind of soldier would attack unarmed children, especially with a deadly weapon?” Bandee demanded.

“Unarmed children?” Kit questioned “This ain't a daycare it's a battlefield, and Nightmare's monsters have used this kind of trickery in the past. Though you seem to be more straightforward in your approach. I can respect that, monster.”

“I am no monster.” Bandee replied. “I am Bandanna Waddle Dee, captain of his royal majesty, the Great King Dedede's waddle dee regimen, and right hand to the king himself. My king has given me orders to guard these children on a fishing trip, and a storm swept up our boat and stranded us on this island.”

“LIES!” Kit shouted. “Why would a bunch a bunch of children be out during wartime? It don't add up.”

Bandee seemed to ease his posture a bit. “I'm afraid the war is over, Mr. Cosmos. The Star Warriors have fallen, and the last hope lies in...”

“MORE LIES!” Kit interrupted “The magnificent galaxy soldier army, the Star Warriors would never fall to Nightmare!” Kit then dashed for his machete. Tuff made a move to go after him, but Tiff grabbed his shoulder to stop him. Kit grabbed his machete and turned to the group. “You monsters won't take me! I may not have the numbers advantage, but I'll come up with something! Just you wait!” Kit then dissipated back into the thick jungle. Bandee placed his spear on his back and turned to the kids.

“Well, this is a predicament. Stuck on an island with a lost old soldier. Luckily, I've finished our hut. You children should be safe there. Come on.” Bandee led the way as the children followed.

“Sorry we couldn't find any food, Bandee.” Said Tiff

“That's alright. I found a stream on my way here with plenty of fish. I crafted some rudimentary fishing poles so we can fish there for awhile and have dinner.” Bandee answered. “Anyway, I contacted the King. He and your parents agreed to take this time for some survival training, so we might be staying here longer than initially thought.”

“Survival training?” Tuff questioned “Why do we need survival training?”

“You mean besides the fact that we are currently stuck on an uncharted island?”

“Oh...” was Tuff's only response. They reached the creek which already had the fishing poles sitting there. They spent the rest of the day fishing and had a cookout in front of Bandee's thatch roof hut on the beach. As night fell, the kids all tucked themselves into the grass beds Bandee built them as he put out the torches.

“Get some sleep kids. Tomorrow, survival training begins. I'm also going to give Kirby's combat skills a once-over, so be ready Kirby.” he said as the kids got comfy.

“Poyo?” Kirby said quizzically

“Sorry Kirby, but if you're going to be fighting Nightmare, we need to make sure your skills are up to par.” Bandee said as he lifted a door into the side of the thatch roof hut and tied it down to make sure their sleep was uninterrupted. As Bandee jumped into his grass bed and closed his eyes he made one last comment. “Don't worry, the Star Allies will make sure you're prepared.” The group fell asleep, not knowing that Kit Cosmos was listening in from a bush.

“That shelter is far too advanced for one of Nightmare's monsters. And what did he say about 'Star Allies'? Focus Daconyo. We'll play along for now. If those 'kids' want training, they'll get it.” he thought to himself as he made his way back to his cave.

---

Kirby, Ribbon, and the warpstar had just finished touring Dreamland and were landing at Star Allies castle. As usual the star slammed into the ground and split apart, only to reform seconds later. “It was nice spending time with you warpstar, I missed you since we were away.” Kirby said to the star. The warpstar seemed to glow brighter at the comment. “Well, back into space with you, I'll call you down when needed.” The warpstar immediately followed orders and flew up past the sky, comfortable in the knowledge that it and Kirby once again shared the same skies. It also couldn't wait to meet little Kirby and his warpstar. Kirby and Ribbon walked in to see King Dedede and Queen Tiara waiting for them. “Hi you two. Where's Little Kirby and his friends, shouldn't they have been back by now?”

“They're stuck on an island after a hurricane crashed their boat.” King Dedede nonchalantly said.

“How was touring Dreamland?” Queen Tiara asked.

“It was fun.” Ribbon began “Kirby first showed warpstar Dedede's castle and...”

“WHAT!” Kirby screamed.

“Relax Kirby,” King Dedede said, trying to calm him down. “They're with Bandanna Waddle Dee. They'll be fine. Although, you were supposed to go with them.”

“YOU'RE RIGHT!” Kirby panicked, “I'm a terrible friend. I was supposed to go with them, but warpstar showed up and I got excited! I gotta go find them! I'll call warpstar right down and,”

WHAM!

King Dedede slowly lifted his hammer off of Kirby, who was now lying on the floor dazed. “It'll be fine Kirby. We can go get them in a couple of days. Now, you two should really get some sleep. The sun is going down and you know how antsy Zan gets when she can't tuck you in.”

“I heard that!” Zan shouted from the other room.

“Am I wrong?” King Dedede replied, receiving a groan in response. “Now head to bed you two.”

“But...But... Oh, alright.” Kirby relented. He and Ribbon headed for their room. King Dedede heard Zan usher them to bed and he turned to Tiara.

“Shall we abscond to bed?” He asked.

“Abscond?” Queen Tiara questioned. “Isn't that a little fancy for the King of Dreamland?”

“Depends on which one your talking about.”

“Speaking of which, what do you think the other you is up to?”

“Probably nothing. He's a schemer, but I doubt that he'd do anything in the middle of the night.”

---

“Dangit Escargon, stahp rockin' da cage” Dedede whispered harshly. He and Escargon had just snuck into Dyna Blades nest and were now carrying a sleeping Dyna-chick out in a golden cage.

“Sorry sire, but this chick could use a diet.” Escargon complained. He and Dedede slowly made their way out to their tank and hung the cage on its grabbing arm. Escargon jumped into the drivers seat while Dedede manned the gun. They drove away as quickly as possible, but about halfway down the spire the rocking woke Dyna-chick up. The poor chick panicked and begun rocking the cage even more. “Dang-it, you over-sized chicken dinner, stop rocking that thing, or...” it was too late, the grabber arm let go of the cage, which flew into the chasm below. The cage landed, rupturing one of it's sides and tossing the chick clear.

“Lookie what y'all did nao, slime-fo'-brains!” Dedede said, bashing Escargon in the eye stalks. They quickly drove down to where they saw the cage land and started looking for the chick. “If dat thang git's away, we ain't gonna have a suspect ta test that monstah juice awn!”

Luckily for Dyna-chick, she remained unhurt and happily made her way to the grassy plains of Dreamland, where she spied Cappytown just as dawn broke. She happily chirped, ready to explore the town and countryside. She was so excited she forgot about her mother who was just waking up, and was about to tear Dreamland apart.

---

Bandanna Waddle Dee and the kids had just set up a morning fire and were finishing off the fish they had caught the other day for breakfast. Bandee was concerned, however, that the childeren would need more than fish for their nutritional needs. “Well, First things first,” he said confidently. “We're gonna need to get you kids some fruit, dreamlandians cannot live on fish alone.”

“We tried finding fruit yesterday, and we didn't find a single one.” Said Tuff.

“Yes, but your food search was interrupted by an old soldier. This time you'll be with me, and I can keep you safe.” Bandee replied. He then turned to Tiff who was watching the fire. “How are the fish looking?”

“Almost done Mr. Bandee.” She said cheerfully. Suddenly, water splashed all over the fire, putting it out. Bandee readied his spear as the kids made their way behind him. There stood Kit Cosmos with a wooden bucket, and notably no machete. Seeing as he was unarmed, Bandee put his spear back on his back.

“What is your problem!” he yelled.

“Well, I figure if you ain't monsters then these kids are gonna need the full suite of military training to fight Nightmare. Universe ain't safe until he's gone.” Kit explained “And training starts bright and early. A few laps around the perimeter of the island should whip these kids into shape.”

“We're doing survival training, not military drills!” Bandee argued. “Even if we were, an army marches on it's stomach, and you just ruined breakfast!”

“Big deal! I went several days throughout my tour of duty with nothing to eat but dirt.”

“That's a lie. Dirt has no Nutritional value. You'd starve no matter how much you ate! Not to mention you could develop anemia, or accidentally ingest some lead! It would be far to dangerous!”

“The point is,” Kit interrupted “that if these kids are gonna fight Nightmare, It ain't gonna be a pleasure cruise. If you're fighting him, I want these so-called 'Star Allies' to be ready, so as not to let the deaths of the Star Warriors before them be in vain.” Bandee looked dour. Kit was ultimately right. Nightmare was a dangerous foe, and anyone looking to face him would do with extensive training. But he didn't expect Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, and Falala to be fighting on the front lines. He needed to think of a way to cool Kit down.

“Look Kit, I have strict orders from my king that these children are to go through basic survival training. They're not Star Allies yet, that will be evaluated later.” Bandee explained, “I can tell you're heart is in the right place, however. If you want to help with survival training, you can.” Kit was about to respond but was cut off by Bandee yet again. “BUT, They are not to be trained for combat.” he said pointing to Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, and Falala. “I am, however, To test their combat strength later today.” he said pointing to Kirby and Chilly. Kit Cosmos lowered his face.

“Fine. Basic survival for the brats, combat training for the monster looking guys. I can handle that.”

“Alright, now since you ruined the fish, it looks like we're going for an all fruit breakfast.” he turned to the kids. “Now pay attention, this is how you make a quick satchel out of jungle leaves.” Bandee began tying a small bag out of palm tree leaves as the kids and Kit payed attention. Kit had to admire Bandee's craftsmanship. Monster or not, he was well trained.

---

Chef Kawasaki was just finishing up a round of morning fishing in one of Dreamlands streams. He had caught a whole basket load of fish, some as huge as the whopper he caught on Sir Ebrum's anniversary. “I got a whole buncha fish today. Good thing some of the other King Dedede's waddle dees are helping me. I'll be able to have a fish special today.” he said to himself. As he walked into town, he spotted the mage sisters taking a walk. “Hey you three, feel like a fish breakfast? I caught so many fish that I'm gonna have a special.”

“That actually sounds lovely.” Zan said. “What do you two think?”

“Fish? For breakfast?” asked Flamberge. Francisca was about to say something when suddenly a strong gust of wind nearly blew them all over, the thundering cry of Dreamland's resident giant bird, Dyna Blade, splitting the sky.

“Oh geez,” Kawasaki complained, “What's gotten Dyna Blade in a bad mood.”

“If she keeps rampaging like this, Cappytown will be destroyed.” Francisca remarked.

“Indeed.” The group turned to see Curio approaching them. “Considering the last time Dyna Blade acted like this, I surmise that her chick went missing. If Dyna Chick isn't found soon, I'm afraid the whole of Dreamland will be torn apart.”

“We can't let that happen.” Zan said. She turned to Curio and Kawasaki. “You warn the cappies. Tell them to stay inside. We'll inform the Star Allies of the situation.” Chef Kawasaki and Curio nodded and headed toward Cappytown. Zan turned to Francisca and Flamberge, who also nodded and the three of them rushed towards Star Allies castle. When they arrived, King Dedede, Meta Knight, Kirby, and Ribbon were all rushing out the door, while Tiara, Adeleine and Ado were on the front balcony. “King Dedede, I see that you are already aware of the situation.” she remarked

“Yeah,” replied King Dedede, “Kinda hard to miss a giant flying eagle tearing everything apart. Any word on why she's acting like this?”

“According to Curio, Dyna Blade's chick might be missing.” Francisca put forth.

“I'd be acting this way if my child went missing” Flamberge added.

“Oh no!” Ribbon shouted, “Poor Dyna Blade.”

“It's gonna be poor Dreamland if we don't do something!” Kirby replied.

“Heads up!” Ado shouted from the balcony, “She's headed this way!” Sure enough, Dyna Blade was headed straight for Star Allies Castle. As the others braced for a fly-by, Meta Knight turned to King Dedede.

“Shall we try to talk some sense into her?” he asked.

“We can try, but first we need to stop that rampage.” King Dedede replied. He squatted down and waited for the right moment. Just as Dyna Blade got close enough, King Dedede performed a Super Dedede Jump and grabbed her by the beak. Before Dyna Blade knew what was happening, the King flipped over backwards and slammed her into the ground and onto her back. Immediately, Meta Knight and Kirby jumped on top of her belly and held her down. “Now listen here,” King Dedede began. Immediately hearing the authoritative tone in his voice, Dyna Blade held completely still, wide eyed at the King's power and confidence. “We understand that you're worried about your chick and we want to help, but tearing up Dreamland is only gonna cause more problems than it's worth. We need you to calm down so we can get things settled. Can you do that for us?” Dyna blade hesitated for a second but nodded. King Dedede slowly let go of her beak as Kirby and Meta Knight let her go. Dyna Blade slowly and calmly got onto her feet and patiently waited for the Star Allies to form a plan. As usual, King Dedede took charge. “We'll split into four search teams. Two on the ground and two in the air. Kirby, Ribbon, you two will search on the Warpstar while Meta Knight accompanies you. Zan, Francisca, and Flamberge will be one ground group, while Adeleine and Ado make up the second ground group. Your loveliness,” he said turning to Tiara, “If you would be so kind as to accompany me and Dyna Blade in the sky.” Queen Tiara blushed.

“Oh my. As lovely as that sounds, remember that we're on a mission.” she said as she floated down and took King Dedede's hand. King Dedede then looked toward Dyna Blade, who bent down so that the two could hop on to her back. Once they were situated, King Dedede gave the word.

“Star Allies GO!”

Kirby Immediately called down the warpstar using his haltphone, which arrived within a few seconds. He and Ribbon hopped on and took off, with Meta Knight close behind. The three mage sisters headed for town while Adeleine and Ado headed for the forest. Finally, Dyna Blade took off with King Dedede and Queen Tiara on her back. And thus the search began.

---

Dedede and Escargon were searching the area where the cage fell when Dyna Blade left her nest. “Keep searchin'. If that fly-by was any indicat'n, the modahn day terry-dactyle just found out her kid's missin'.” Dedede repremanded.

“I'm searching your highness, but that chick isn't anywhere to be seen. I'm guessing it bolted the instant the cage got mangled.” Escargon responded.

“Oh yeah? And just where do y'all think it went, smaht alick!”

“Probably to town, as that's the only place interesting in Dreamland that isn't the castle, And don't call me Alec.” Escargon responded as the two made their way back to the tank and drove towards Cappytown. Suddenly, Dedede shouted.

“HOLD IT!” Escargon slammed on the breaks.

“What is it sire?”

“Quit yammerin' and pass the binoculars.” Dedede said. Escargon placed the binoculars in Dedede's outstretched hand and he peered through them. He saw that Dyna Blade was taking off from star allies castle, carrying the other Dedede and that fairy queen. He also saw that the other Kirby was taking off on his warpstar with Ribbon, with the other Meta Knight close behind him. “The Stah Allahs is flyin' away with Dyna Blade! I assume dey start'n a search pahty.”

“Oh well,” sighed Escargon “Another plan down the drain, maybe we can test the serum on something else.” he said before getting smacked in the eyestalks.

“Idget! We gotta find dat baby befo' dey do! I don't wanna lose to dem Stah Allahs again! We'll stick to da trees. Makes us hahda to spot!” Dedede yelled. Escargon quickly drove toward the trees and the search began.

---

“Now remember, keep your body as close to the tree as possible, the less leverage gravity has on you the better.” Bandee was currently instructing Tiff and Tuff on how to climb trees to pick fruit. He had persuaded Kit Cosmos to show them where the fruit trees were located. Kit stood back and took mental notes on his guests.

While he wasn't thoroughly convinced that they weren't monsters yet, he was starting to let go of that notion. At the very least, Bandee was a competent soldier. He wielded his spear with pinpoint accuracy that Kit could respect. There was definitely training behind his actions. As for the children, Tiff and Tuff acted the most like kids. They also weren't very physically strong, so at least he didn't have to worry about an ambush. Fololo and Falala were in a similar boat, albeit with the ability to fly, so he didn't worry about them either. Then there were Chilly and Kirby. Chilly was most obviously a monster. He had seen Chillies in his tour of duty and knew they could be dangerous. He also knew that Chillies melted in heat, so why this one didn't melt in the sun was a mystery. He figured it had to do with the crown on his head. Either way, he kept his guard up around the snowman. He had no clue what to make of Kirby however. The little guy was always happy. Happy to do anything, happy to take on any request given to him, and happy to simply be there. If he was a monster, he hid it well. Kit watched as the kids gathered the fruit. Tuff climbed the trees and dropped the fruit, while Tiff stood under, catching it and putting it in the satchel. Every couple of trees they'd switch. They continued untill they had 3 satchels full. That's when he decided to speak up. “That's enough fruit for now, don't want you eating everything on the island.”

“It's your fault for destroying our fish!” Tuff accused.

“Now hang on Tuff. I agree that he did destroy our fish, but we have plenty of fruit.” Tiff said “Right Bandee?”

“Right, and he did tell us where the fruit is.” Bandee agreed. “C'mon we'll head back to the beach, have breakfast, and start Kirby's combat assessment.”

“Alright!” Tuff shouted and scooted down the tree he was on. It was only then that he lost his grip and fell. He landed on the ground with an oof and out of his pocket fell a pocket knife with an image of Meta-knights mask on the side. Seeing the image, Kit immediately stood at attention.

“SIR META KNIGHT!” he shouted giving a salute. The others stared at him.

“You know Sir Meta Knight?” Tiff asked.

“Of course I do! Everyone in the Star Warriors knows who Sir Meta Knight is.” Kit stated. “He was the top officer, second only to General Galacta himself. I've never met him personally, but he gave a pep talk to my regimen one day before we were stationed on nearby Rock Star. I'll never forget what he said. 'Today, you leave for Rock Star not as trainees, but as fully fledged Star Warriors. You're enemy is Nightmare, and your opponents are his monsters. No amount of training will ever prepare you for Nightmare's brutality, but I am confident that you will succeed in locating the ruins and protecting the planet from the vile fiend and his forces. May your blades be quick, your wits quicker, your heads full of resolve, and your hearts full of hope. The days of Nightmare spreading despair will soon come to an end, and the universe will thank each and every one of you for it. For the mighty galaxy soldier army. For the Star Warriors!'” Kit finished, tears threatening to pierce his eyes.

“Wait,” Tuff said “If you were stationed on Rock Star, how'd you end up on Popstar?”

Kit hung his head in a somber way. “Our mission was simple. On Rock star lied a mysterious ship from an ancient civilization with weaponry far more advanced than anything the Star Warriors had at the time. Our mission was to secure the planet so that the Star Warriors' science team could study the ship and reverse engineer the technology. My company fought our butts off to defend that ship as Nightmare's monsters kept coming. Eventually the scientists figured out how the thing worked, and managed to switch it on. Unfortunately, they had also activated the ship's auto defense system. The ship started to take off with us locked inside. We were so busy fighting the ships defenses, we didn't notice that Nightmare had sent one of his Destroya class warships to take it down. One blast from the Destroya's lasers was all it took to blow the vessel to smithereens. Somehow, the chunk I was in was thrown clear to Popstar and landed in the ocean. I washed up on this island, and have been here ever since.”

“That sounds horrible.” Fololo stated

“Those poor soldiers...” Falala added.

“I had always hoped that the Star Warriors were still putting up a good fight.” Kit continued. “But if Sir Meta Knight is here on Popstar...”

Bandee removed his headband and approached Kit. “Kit Cosmos, I am afraid that the Star Warriors have fallen. Popstar remains as the last planet not under Nightmare's influence, and you and Sir Meta Knight are all that remains of the entire army.”

“So we've failed.” Kit said, tears finally starting to fall. His emotions swelled as hopelessness hung in his voice. “It's over. Nightmare won.”

“Not yet!” Tuff shouted. “Bandee comes from an alternate universe where Nightmare lost. He and his Star Allies have agreed to help finally put Nightmare to an end, and Sir Meta Knight is helping!” Kit's eyes shot open, hope piercing his heart. He turned to Bandee with a stern look in his eyes.

“Is this true?” he said.

Bandee placed his bandanna back on his head. “Yes, Nightmare will fall, and Kirby here is the secret to defeating him. We can even take you to meet Sir Meta Knight.”

“Meet Sir Meta Knight?” Kit said flabbergasted. A chance to meet his hero from the old days. Kit shook his head before he got too excited “Maybe later. For now, if this Kirby is truly our only hope, he has to be ready. Let's head back to the beach for that combat assessment. The fall of the Star Warriors won't be in vain as long as I draw breath!”

“That's the spirit!” Bandee shouted. The group gathered the satchels and carried their fruit back to the beach. One roaring fire later and the kids were enjoying some grilled fruit. After Kirby ate his fill, he and Bandee faced each other out on the beach for training. “Alright Kirby, let's see what you can do.”

“Poyo?” Kirby said clearly confused.

“Here” Bandee said pulling something out from behind him. It was a crudely made spear. “Inhale this.” was all he said. Kirby put a determined look on his face and revved his feet. Jumping forward he inhaled and Bandee let go of the spear. It landed in Kirby's mouth, and the pink child jumped into the air, performing several flips until he held his hand up high. He stayed like this for about two seconds before he realized something was wrong. He began looking around confused. Wasn't something supposed to happen? Usually at this point something either flies in towards him or appears in his hand or he changes in some way. Eventually, Kirby fell back to the ground and landed on his bottom, spitting out the spear in the process.

“Wait a minute, what happened?” Tuff questioned, bewildered.

“Why didn't Kirby copy the spear.” Tiff wondered out loud.

“Was something supposed to happen?” Kit spoke up. Bandee wracked his brain. Why didn't Kirby copy the spear. His Kirby had a spear ability. Then it hit him. Kirby didn't always have a spear ability.

“I remember now!” he exclaimed. “Our Kirby didn't get his spear ability until he saw us waddle dee's using them. I bet you just need to see the spear in action.” he said pointing at Kirby.

“Poyo?”

“Kit, would you spar with me please, so Kirby can see how I wield a spear?” Bandee asked.

“Sure, but that runt better pay attention.” Kit unsheathed his sword and took Kirby's place on the beach. After a few seconds, Kit and Bandee charged one another. The two went back and fourth, Kit surprisingly holding his own. He was definitely trained. Tiff and Tuff were impressed. They looked over to Kirby, who was watching the fight intently, eyes glued to Bandee. After a while they stopped and Kirby returned to his position.

“Alright Kirby, try it again.” Bandee said holding out the spear. Kirby Revved his feet again and started inhaling. He swallowed the spear and jumped in the air, performing several flips. This time, when he stopped, a light flashed past his face. Kirby stepped back surprised, only to have several more beams of light fly past him. He narrowly dodged all of them until he got fed up and grabbed the last one. The long beam of light revealed itself to be a spear with a pink kerchief tied around the head, which Kirby spun in front of him. When he stopped spinning it, a bright red viking helmet with gold metal trim was sitting on his head. It lacked the horns and had a gold mask around his eyes. Kirby assumed a battle stance and landed back on the beach. “Well that certainly looks different from my Kirby's spear ability, but say hello to Spear Kirby.” Bandee said. Kirby spun the spear over his head and then held it at his side in an attention stance. “Alright, let's see what you know” Bandee said as he charged at Kirby. Kirby immediately parried Bandee's advances and countered with his own. The two went back and fourth, with Kirby dodging Bandee's spear thrusts and Bandee blocking Kirby's. Suddenly, Kirby managed to knock Bandee's spear out of his hands and held him at the point. Bandee applauded and congratulated Kirby. “Well done, I can't wait to call his majesty and tell him your copy abilities are up to snuff at least.”

“Poyo!” Kirby stated happily. He had mysteriously lost the spear ability as Bandee turned his attention to the kids and Kit. The sun had gotten high, so he presumed it was lunchtime.

“Alright, we're going ocean fishing for lunch. Grab a pole, get to the shoreline and start casting!” he said. As the childeren were doing that, he decided to give King Dedede a call.

---

“Where could that thing be?” Ado wondered to Adeleine as they searched Whispy Woods for the missing Dyna Chick. “She couldn't have gone far.”

“You'd think that,” answered Adeleine “but you never know. Children can surprise you in the most unexpected ways.” the two walked through Whispy woods with a special compass that Adeleine painted which always pointed at Cappytown. Kirby had told them of Whispy Wood's easy-to-get-lost-in nature beforehand. Though if you looked at Ado, you'd think he'd been lost for hours. The poor painted painter was darting back and fourth, looking through bushes and in trees for the poor chick. Adeleine simply smiled as she knew he was simply excited about his first official mission as a Star Ally. He was about to complain again when they came across a stream and heard splashing and chirping. There, they saw Dyna Chick happily playing in the water. Adeleine hid behind a bush and began whispering to Ado. “Alright Ado, let's go in quietly, we don't want to...”

“I SEE HER! HEY BIRDY, YOU'RE MOM'S LOOKIN' FOR YA!” Adeleine facepalmed as Ado charged at the chick. Dyna Chick jumped up and quickly started running with Ado hot on her heels. “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? I'M NOT SCARY!” he shouted as a second hand hit Adeleine's face. The chase only lasted a few seconds before Ado fell flat on his face and Dyna Chick disappeared in a bush. Ado pushed himself into a sitting position, staring at the bush the chick fled to. There were a few moments of silence before Ado's breathing started hitching into sobs.

“Oh no.” Was all Adeleine could manage before Ado begun wailing.

“WAAAAAaaaAAAaaAaaA! My first mission as a Star Ally, and I failed!” Tears gushed from Ado's eyes as he placed his face in his fingerless hands. Adeleine sighed with a knowing smile and a shake of her head. Poor Ado was always so sensitive. She couldn't blame him though. He was only born a week ago after all. She knew he wanted to impress the other Star Allies, but they were both just kids. There were going to be a few flub ups. She was about to stand up and console the poor boy, when she noticed the bush rustle. Dyna Chick poked Its head out and looked at Ado in confusion. Seeming to realize the boy was sad, She approached slowly before nuzzling against his head. Ado looked up as Dyna Chick gave it a smile. Ado smiled and reached up to pet the chick. “Sorry I scared you. Thanks for coming back.” Ado stood up as Adeleine slowly walked up.

“I'd say that's a success Ado, and don't worry about messing up occasionally, it happens.” she said. “I used to be horrible at painting. These things just take practice, you'll get better with time.”

“Alright alright, let's just get this little guy back to Dyna Blade” Ado said. The two began to walk as Dyna Chick followed. Adeleine looked at her compass and saw that they were right on track to Cappytown. As they walked past a small cliff side however, they heard Dyna Chick begin to panic. The painters turned around to see that the chick had been caught in a butterfly net by Escargon and Dedede at the top of the hill.

“You aren't getting away from us this time you little nuisance!” Escargon chided.

“Hey! Let her go you two jerks!” Adeleine shouted.

“Yeah! We gotta get her to Dyna Blade!” Ado pleaded

“Aww,” mocked Dedede “If it ain't da little Rem-brats. Sorreh, but dis little turkey's comin wit us! We's got big plans, and dey don't include y'all. So don't get in ouh way, or else!”

“Or else what, you big phony!” Ado challenged.

“Or else you're in for a big butt kicking.” Escargon returned “Now scram!”

“Why don't you scram!” Adeleine spat.

“...Good ideah, Vincent Van Dummeh!” Dedede said right before he and Escargon bolted.

“GET BACK HERE!” Ado shouted as he and Adeleine ran after them. The king and his toady made it back to their tank and hit the gas.

“So long, Michelange-loosers!” Escargon called as he and Dedede sped off laughing. Adeleine looked in their direction dissapointed, while Ado looked furious. Suddenly, without a word, Ado pulled out his easel and paint. In a few quick strokes, he painted a wheelie bike which popped right off the page. Packing up his things, he jumped on and sped after the two.

“Good Idea.” Ado said to herself as she repeated Ado's actions. Soon enough she was speeding along on her own wheelie bike, quickly catching up to Ado as they gave chase to Dedede castle.

---

“Any sign of her, your highness?” Queen Tiara asked King Dedede as the two flew over Dreamland on Dyna Blade's back. The King had decided that they should look by the rocky cliffs Dyna Blade usually called home. As hard as he tried, he couldn't see a spec of yellow on the ground.

“Not yet, but if we don't find her, the others will.” he said with utmost confidence. Tiara looked back down at the ground. She was worried for poor Dyna Blade. She must be worried sick about her baby. Lord knows Tiara worries about Ribbon constantly. Though they weren't family, she was her personal apprentice in crystal magic. Even if she was with one of the most powerful beings in the universe, the thought of an accident constantly plagued the queens mind. All this was running through her head when she spotted something moving fast on the plains.

“Look over there!” she shouted. Dyna Blade immediately began hovering in place as King Dedede got a good look. He could spot Adeleine and Ado on wheelie bikes chasing someone. As he looked closer he noticed it was the other Dedede and Escargon. Between them was a net, and in that net was,

“DYNA CHICK! My counterpart and his no-good lackey have her.” No sooner had the last word left his mouth than Dyna Blade let out a mighty caw and headed straight for them. They saw the two cross the drawbridge, which lifted before Adeleine and Ado got there.

“Shoot!” shouted Ado “How do we get in?”

“Like this.” Said Adeleine as she got out her easel and painted Kracko. He hopped off the page as Adeleine boarded him, helping Ado on in the process. Using Kracko, they flew over the castle walls with ease.

“Good work you two.” King Dedede said to himself. “Keep Dyna Chick safe, We'll be there shortly.”

---

Sir Meta Knight had just finished his patrols for the day, and was about to relieve Sword and Blade of their duties when Big Kirby showed up on his warpstar along with Ribbon. “Sir Meta Knight,” Kirby asked “Do you know if Dedede has been up to something lately?”

“I believe he ordered a monster yesterday, but for what purpose I'm not sure. I haven't seen it. Neither have I seen him since that time. Why do you ask?”

Just then, Meta Knight landed next to the three of them. “Dyna Blade's chick is missing. We assumed it was another one of his schemes.”

“I wouldn't put it past him, but why kidnap Dyna Chick?” Sir Meta Knight asked

“I don't know,” Ribbon responded, “But Dyna Blade, King Dedede and Queen Tiara are headed this way!” the three looked in the direction Ribbon was pointing. Sure enough, Dyna Blade's figure could be seen in the distance headed straight for the castle. On her back were King Dedede and Queen Tiara.

“We need to find Escargon and Dedede pronto!” Kirby stated as he and Ribbon jumped off the warpstar.

“Their probably in the throne room. Sword, Blade,” Sir Meta Knight Stated. The two knights nodded as they followed Sir Meta Knight, and the four Star Allies followed them. As they sprinted to the throne room, they met up with Ado and Adeleine who joined the group, as they didn't know where the throne room was.

---

“Finalleh!” Dedede shouted, exhausted at carrying Dyna Chick, who was too big and heavy for Escargon to carry. Escargon had set up a lab table in the throne room. Some doctors impliments were sitting on a side-table next to an operating table. Dedede plopped the struggling chick on the table and strapped her down. “Dis bettah be worth it. Dat chick done scratched me up good!”

“It should be sire, one injection of this formula and the little brat should become a giant fearsome monster. Then we'll never have to pay Nightmare Enterprises again.” Escargon began putting on his lab coat and strapped a doctors mask over his mouth.

“Hurray up! Dem Stah Allahs knows we got da chick. We gotta test dis serum of yoahs befoah dey show up!” Dedede rushed.

“Just making some last minute preparations.” Escargon explained as he slapped on some gloves. He pulled out a syringe and stuck it into the vial full of the liquid. “Careful now, no bubbles.” he said to himself as he sucked up the serum.

“Oh Man, Ah can't watch!” Dedede said shielding his eyes from the injection. Escargon turned to the chick with a full needle. Dyna chick panicked as the sharp needle shone in the light of the throne room. Just then the doors were kicked in and the Star Allies and Sir Meta Knight stood in the doorway.

“You stay away from that chick!” Ado shouted.

“Y'ALL'R TOO LATE! HIT IT ESCARGON!” Dedede shouted. Escargon turned the needle towards Dyna Chick, but before he could plunge it in to the poor bird's flesh, Ado made a move. He pulled out his paintbrush and flung it at Escargon, knocking the syringe out of his hand and causing it to fall to the floor.

“Admirable shot.” Congratulated Sir Meta Knight, but Ado wasn't done. He charged Escargon and tackled the poor snail to the floor, as the others surrounded Dedede.

“What were you thinking capturing Dyna Chick!” Kirby chided.

“And just what was in that needle?” Ribbon asked accusingly.

“Y'all don't need to know! Nao buzz awf!” Dedede shouted.

“Uncle! Uncle!” everyone turned to see Escargon having his hands pinned behind his shell by Ado, who looked very angry.

“Come awn Escar-goon. Y'all cayn't take one lil' brat?” Dedede mocked.

“Sire, please get him off of me. I don't want to become a pretzel.” Escargon pleaded. No sooner had the words left his mouth than the doors to the throne room were completely knocked in, along with a portion of the wall. There stood Dyna Blade as King Dedede and Queen Tiara jumped off her back. Immediately the Queen noticed the chick strapped to the table.

“You poor thing! Here, let me help you.” she said as she rushed over to the chick. Unstrapping her from the table, the queen set her down. Immediately the chick ran over to her mother and started nuzzling her leg, happy to be reunited. The Queen turned to Dedede “How could you kidnap a poor chick from her nest?” Before Dedede could answer, Ado spoke up.

“They were trying to inject her with this” the painted painter let go of Escargon and picked up the syringe off the floor showing it to the Queen, who gasped in terror, face turning dark from shock and throwing her hands up over her mouth.

“I-i-i-it's not what it looks like!” Escargon panicked, picking himself up off the floor. “We were just giving her a, uh, bird flue shot?” Escargon shrugged, obviously lying. The Queen looked at him unimpressed.

“I highly doubt you of all people are a qualified physician.” She turned to Dyna Blade and Dyna Chick. “Head home you two, we'll handle these two.” Dyna Blade nodded as she and her chick headed for the castle balcony, where Dyna Blade would proceed to carry her chick back to her nest. The Queen walked up to Dedede, the other Star Allies moving out of her way as she eyed up the sub-par monarch. “Just what do you think you're doing. What do you think gives you the right to kidnap someone's child.” she said poking Dedede in the chest. Dedede lost his nerve only for a second before re-gaining it. He pushed the Queen's hand down and responded.

“Ah'm the Kang. Ah can do whatevah I want and nobody can stahp meh!” He said staring down Queen Tiara. The Queen did not back down.

“Your rule over the kingdom does not extend to the wildlife, and even if it did it certainly doesn't allow you to kidnap innocent chicks and inject them with Void-knows-what!” she said narrowing her eyes at Dedede. Dedede began fuming as he got right in the Queen's face.

“Yeah it does! The purpose of a kangdom is to serve the Kang! If Ah wannah create mah own monstahs so dat I don't halftah pay Nightmeah, Dat's what Ah'm gonna do! Ah'm Da dictatah! What Ah say goes!” he shouted, beak-to-nose with Queen Tiara. In response Queen Tiara pushed right back, shoving her face in Dedede's and crossing her arms.

“The purpose of royalty is to ensure the prosperity of the kingdom! After all, without it you'd be the king of nothing!” she said through gritted teeth. The two royals stared each other down beak-to-nose as no one, Star Ally or otherwise said anything. Escargon was cowering behind his operating table. King Dedede had his hammer ready in case his counterpart tried something stupid. The others simply stared in silence. Dedede got angrier and angrier, fists shaking and growling growing as Tiara silently dared him to do something. The self-proclaimed dictator suddenly turned away from the Queen, folding his arms and closing his eyes.

“Look, Ah'm sorreh if y'all don't get what it means ta be a rulah, and Ah ain't gonna hit a layday, Ah have some standahds. You alredeah won, so if y'all'd kindleh leave. I need to have the waddle dees repair da throne room doah, which y'all smashed, FYI.” Figuring that this was the closest she was getting to an apology, Queen Tiara backed off.

“Fine by me.” She turned to King Dedede. “Lets leave everyone. Maybe some day these two will clean up their act.” without a word the Star Allies and Sir Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade shuffled out, leaving Dedede and Escargon alone. Dedede stared daggers into the hole in the wall, clearly mad. In his head, however, the Queen's words repeated themselves. 'Without it, you'd be the king of nothing!' the words wracked his brain. His musings were interrupted by Escargon.

“Well that's another plan down the drain thanks to those Star Allies. Maybe we could test the serum on something else.” Escargon mused. He looked over and saw a worm squirming across the room. He picked it up and injected it with the serum. After a few seconds the worm stopped moving all together. It was dead. “It doesn't work. Add another failure on top of the pile why don't we.” Escargon looked depressed as Dedede eyed the dead worm. Then a realization dawned on him. Had they succeeded in injecting Dyna Chick... The monarch shook the thought from his head as he sighed.

“Whatevah. Ah'm exhasted. Ah'm gonna have the waddle dee's staht the bath. You get 'em stahted on the doah and have 'em make me some lunch. Ah haven't had anythang to eat since lahst naht.”

“Yes Sir” Escargon sighed in return. It was back to paying Nightmare enterprises for the two of them.

---

Everyone was tense as they left the throne room. No one, not even Ribbon had ever seen Queen Tiara that angry before, and certainly no one expected her to get right in Dedede's face. Once everyone got to the courtyard however, Kirby finally spoke up. “Tiara?”

“Yes Kirby.” Tiara answered, her face unchanging.

“Thanks for not hurting him.” Kirby responded. Tiara finally allowed herself to relax with a sigh.

“Your welcome Kirby. It's just, that man is so infuriating. I know that you think there's good in him, and deep down I know you're right, it's just, it's hard is all, keeping that in mind when dealing with him.” the Queen lamented. King Dedede went over and wrapped his arms around her.

“It's alright. Let's just stick to the plan. We'll keep foiling his plots as they happen. He'll learn eventually.” King Dedede stated.

“I hope your right” Sir Meta Knight stated, suddenly everyone heard a small tinny ringtone. King Dedede reached into his coat and pulled out his haltphone.

“It's Bandanna Waddle Dee” he said as he touched the screen. “What's up... yeah... interesting... good to know... Alright bye.” He hung up and slid the phone back in his pocket. “Bandanna Waddle Dee says that Little Kirby's skill with his copy abilities is up to par. He even recently taught him the spear ability.”

“I was unaware that Kirby could learn new abilities,” Sir Meta Knight commented.

“He can,” King Dedede stated. “Heck, our Kirby didn't even know he had copy abilities the first time we came to blows. He could swallow things all he wanted and get nothing. Then he saw some of my minions wielding swords, inhaled one and, poof, Sword Kirby.”

“Fascinating.” Sir Meta Knight stated, certainly he could apply this knowledge to Kirby's training. “Anything else to report?”

“Only that they met some old soldier named Kit Cosmos.” King Dedede relayed. At this, Sir Meta Knight's attention perked.

“An old soldier? From the Star Warriors?” he asked hopeful.

“That's what Bandanna Waddle Dee says.” the King answered. Sir Meta Knight looked downward, clearly in thought.

“I thought I was the last one.” he said thoughtfully. He then turned up to King Dedede “I must meet him myself.”

“That can be arranged.” The King then turned to Kirby, “Take Sir Meta Knight to the island that Bandanna Waddle Dee and the kids are on. Use you're phones homing app to find his location.”

“Can do.” Kirby answered, pulling out his haltphone and summoning his warpstar. The warpstar floated upright near them as Kirby jumped on and grabbed one of the stars crevices. “Hop on Sir Meta Knight.” Kirby cheerfully said. Sir Meta Knight was dumbfounded at first, only used to his Kirby riding his warpstar flat. He eventually regained himself and turned to Sword and Blade.

“You two are relieved of your duties for today.” he said.

“Yes sir, Sir Meta Knight” Said Sword.

“Esoroiemoserat, Star Warrior.” said Blade. The two made their way back into the castle as Sir Meta Knight jumped onto the other crevice of the warpstar. As he did, he noticed the warpstar seemed to pull him toward itself, as if it was holding him on. Ribbon grabbed onto one of the lower crevices, ready to follow the two. Before they left, Adeleine turned to Ado.

“Had enough adventure for one day?” she asked.

“If you're implying that I'm all worked up from finding the chick and want to accompany Kirby, Sir Meta Knight, and Ribbon to a remote island,” Ado started, “Then you'd be right. Let's go.” Ado said, he quickly grabbed on the bottom of the star, while Ado grabbed on to the other lower crevice. The warpstar then took off as Kirby pointed out the direction Bandee was in.

“Welp, glad this adventure is over.” King Dedede mused looking toward Queen Tiara. “That was way too much excitement, and it's just barely lunchtime.”

---

“Now remember, if you catch a small one, you can use them as bait for bigger ones.” Bandee said as the kids had their lines in the ocean. They'd found a nice place on the beach for ocean fishing, and were waiting for some fish to bite. Meanwhile, Kit Cosmos and Chilly were training farther up the beach.

“Keep ya distance now!” Kit said as he slashed at Chilly. Chilly had made a large icicle and was using it as a sword for sword-practice.

“Chilly!” chilly shouted as he thrust at Kit. Big mistake as Kit used the opportunity to knock the icicle out of Chilly's hand and hold the snowman at bladepoint. Chilly immediately erected a wall of ice between him and Kit. Kit in return charged his shoulder into the wall, knocking it over, only to find Chilly ready with another icicle.

“Good tactic. Buying some time to forge another weapon. You're getting better, Chilly, but it ain't over yet!” Kit immediately went back on the offensive. Kit hated to admit it but he was having fun. He hadn't had this much of a thrill since Rock Star. His thoughts were cut short as the wind kicked up. He and Chilly decided to put a pause on their match and join Bandee and the kids.

“Another hurricane, just like yesterday.” Bandee said “This can't be a coincidence.” as the group looked on, they saw the hurricane approaching the island, fast.

“Quick everyone, grab a vine and secure yourself to a tree!” Kit shouted. Kit led the kids over to the edge of the forest and they all grabbed vines and tied them around their waists, with Tiff holding on to Kirby. Bandee however stood his ground as the hurricane approached. As soon as it got close enough, Bandee spun his spear over his head and flew directly into the eye of the storm. The others watched as Bandee disappeared into the eye of the storm. Suddenly they heard a growl and Bandee was thrown back onto the sand.

“There's your hurricane!” he shouted. Slowly the hurricane dissipated, revealing a spinning monster. Once completely gone, the monster landed on the beach. It was a green snake with a yellow and orange stripped belly, a metal spiked mohawk, and a set of pink reptilian eyes. It had a bulbous snout and two arms with propellers attached to each one.

“What monster is that?” Tiff wondered aloud.

“If my memory of monster profiles is correct, that's Tornadon” Kit exclaimed.

“Indeed!” Everyone heard a new voice pipe up, one Kit recognized. Everyone turned to see Big Kirby's warpstar carrying Big Kirby, Ribbon, Adeleine, Ado and more importantly,

“S-s-s Sir Meta Knight!” Kit stood at attention as the 5 dismounted the warpstar. Big Kirby, Ado, and Adeleine put themselves between Tornadon and the kids while Ribbon and Sir Meta Knight joined them at the Treeline.

“At ease. You are Kit Cosmos, correct?” Sir Meta Knight addressed.

“Y-y-yes sir!” Kit said, smile across his face.

“I'd heard about what happened to the pyramid spacecraft. I thought no one survived. Glad to see I was wrong.” Sir Meta Knight said.

“So am I Sir, but with all due respect, there is a monster attack in progress.” Kit said. Sir Meta Knight nodded as he turned to Tornadon, opening his cape and brandishing Galaxia.

“We shall stay and protect the children. This is a job for Kirby.” he said. Kit nodded and took up a defensive position in front of Tiff and Tuff. Little Kirby rushed down to join the others.

“What's the plan Kirbo?” Ado asked Big Kirby.

“I say we fight fire with fire, or in this case, tornado with tornado.” he answered.

“Good idea.” Adeleine concurred. Quickly, she pulled out her canvass and painted a strange creature which looked like a spinning top with two floating hands. “Hey Little Kirby, inhale this Twister.” she shouted. Little Kirby revved his feet and jumped forward, inhaling the paint creature. Once down his gullet he jumped up in the air, back-flipping all the while. He flipped faster and faster whilst turning sideways until gusts of wind surrounded him. The wind settled on top of his head as another crown formed itself around him. It had a green diamond surrounded by swirly shaped gold. Out of the top of the crown was a constantly swirling wind. He was now Tornado Kirby.

“Alright Little Me, Show him who's boss.” Big Kirby shouted. Little Kirby begun to spin around rapidly, coating himself in rushing wind until a giant tornado formed. Big Kirby stood there gobsmacked at just how big Little Kirby's tornado was. Why couldn't his tornado do that. Tornadon began spinning in kind and created a huge hurricane to battle Tornado Kirby. The two whirlwinds clashed as they pressed against each other. After a while they backed off. Tornadon looked no worse for wear, while Little Kirby was getting tired.

“I don't get it,” stated Ado “What's going on?”

“Little Kirby is too busy making his tornado big,” Said Bandee “he's not dealing with the real problem, the monster in the middle of it!”

“That's where I can help,” Big Kirby stated confidently “Adeline, one Twister if you please.” Adeleine painted the Twister and Big Kirby quickly swallowed it up. In a puff of smoke, he wore the exact same hat Little Kirby did. He was also Tornado Kirby. Big Kirby started to spin, but his winds were kept close to his body and he headed straight for Tornadon. In response, Tornadon started up his hurricane, but Big Kirby cut right through it and slammed himself into the monster. Tornadon was knocked clear and slammed onto the beach with a thud. Seeing an opportunity, Little Kirby started up his giant tornado, carrying Tornadon into the sky. Bandee threw his spear into the tornado and it rose up with the wind. It finally found its mark striking Tornadon on the head. The beast glowed and exploded, sending the spear back to the ground. Everyone rejoiced as Big and Little Kirby both dropped their abilities. As the kids joined the celebration on the beach, Kit turned to Sir Meta Knight.

“Sir, it is an honor to finally meet you face to face.” he said.

“It is a relief to see that a Star Warrior survived Nightmare's final assault, even if you were stranded here the entire time. Would you like to come back to Dreamland with us?” Sir Meta Knight asked

“That would be nice, Sir, but believe it or not, I've grown to like my island. If it's all the same, I'd like to stay here. Though please, feel free to get me when you need a hand with Nightmare. I'll be ready to go.” Kit stated.

“Very well, when we launch our final assault on Nightmare Enterprises, you will be part of the attack, I promise.” Sir Meta Knight answered. The knight reached out his hand to the soldier, who shook it with enthusiasm.

“Right, now let's build a raft to get these children home.” Kit said, letting go of Sir Meta Knight's hand.

Bandee walked up to the two and addressed Kit. “It's been an honor working with you, Kit Cosmos.”

“Daconyo”

“What”

“My real name is Sargent Dacanyo. Kit Cosmos is just a code name.” Sargent Dacanyo said smiling. “and from one soldier to another, It's been a pleasure, Bandanna Waddle Dee.”

---

King Dedede and Queen Tiara waited on the beach for the Kids and Bandee to come home. “You think Kirby found them?” Tiara questioned.

“Of course he did. Kirby may be a child, but he's the most competent member of the Star Allies. I have no doubt that he... There!” King Dedede shouted as he pointed out to sea. Queen Tiara looked out to see the warpstar with Kirby riding on it, towing a raft with Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, Falala, Little Kirby, Chilly, Ribbon, Adeleine, Ado, Bandee, and Sir Meta Knight on it. When they pulled up to the shore, King Dedede gave Bandee the biggest hug he had ever gotten in his life. “It's good to have my right hand back. Tell me everything.”

“Sure Great King,” Bandee responded “But can we do it over lunch? We're starving.”

“Of Course.”

---

It had been an eventful two days. Getting stuck on an island and solving a missing chick problem, the Star Allies had been busy. They, the kids, and Sir Meta Knight, were currently out back of Star Allies Castle having a cookout as Bandee regaled the King with tales of the island. “...And then I threw my spear into the tornado and nailed him right in the head.” Bandee bragged to King Dedede.

“That's my dee.” King Dedede said as he took a bite of his burger. “I'm proud of you Bandanna Waddle Dee, You helped the children survive on a desert island, and helped an old soldier.”

“Oh, Great King.” Bandee blushed. The two looked out over the impromptu picnic. Little Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, Falala, and Chilly were playing soccer. Sir Meta Knight and Meta Knight were discussing Sargent Dacanyo. Ribbon and Queen Tiara were catching up. Ado and Adeleine were painting while Big Kirby modeled. Everything seemed right with the world. Suddenly, the anchor that Ado planted into the ground began sparking. Everyone stopped and looked towards it's location. With a whir, a huge portal opened up above the anchor. Everyone hitched their breath in anticipation.

“What's happening?” Tiff asked. Before anyone could answer, someone stepped out of the portal. It was a woman with pink hair, solid blue eyes, floating hands and no feet.

“Looks Like I've finally done it.” she said.

“SUSIE!” Big Kirby shouted as he dashed toward the portal. The woman, now known as Susie, opened her arms and caught Big Kirby in a hug.

“Kirby! It's great to see Dreamland's number 1 again.” she said. As she said this another figure stepped through the portal. This one had white hair, horns, and six floating arms. He was wearing a green outfit, and had a pear of eyes on his hair.

“Kirby! It's great to see you're safe!” he said.

“Taranza! I'm so glad you guys could make it.” Kirby said excitedly. “I have so many new friends to introduce you to. I can't wait to show you...”

“GREETINGS NEW DREAMLAND!” a voice came from the portal that was so loud, most had to cover their ears. Out from the portal floated an egg shaped being. He was wearing a blue and white outfit and had two floating hands. His hood looked sort of like cat ears. “I AM CALLED MAGOLOR! I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE HONORED, STANDING IN THE PRESENCE OF..”

WHAM! King Dedede quickly ran over and put a stop to Magolor's grandiose self introduction by slamming him over the head with his mallet. Poor Magolor laid on the ground, dizzy from the kings assault. “Now that that's over with,” King Dedede started. He turned to Susie, a serious look on his face.

“We need to have a second meeting, pronto.”