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(Chan + Felix)
Aussie gang ™️
[Chrissie] Hey, Lix how’s everything coming along? You’ll be moving in this Friday, right?
[Lixie] Hey, Chris everything’s going great, (just have a few more boxes to pack lol) and yes, I’ll here by Friday! : ))
[Chrissie] That’s great! How are you feeling about the move tho?
[Lixie] Honestly....I’m super excited ofc, I’ve always wanted to study in Korea but it’s all happening so soon.
So ig I’m a bit worried
[Chrissie] That’s totally understandable, this is a pretty big change so it makes sense to be nervous. But knowing you, you’ll do just fine
[Lixie] Thanks, and I hope so
It’s just
I’ve been trying really hard to study Korean and I know I’ve gotten a lot better but what if that’s not enough...?
I mean, I’m sure it’s different talking to strangers in a whole different country than it is practicing Korean on duolingo haha
[Chrissie] I’ve seen you how much you improved in your Korean Felix, and by living here you’re bound to get better. It’s not easy at first, and I can tell you firsthand it’ll take a while to adjust aha.
However, the more you practice and surround yourself by the culture, it’ll start to become like second nature.
And if you ever need help in anything I’m always here for you :) you know you can call me at anytime
[Lixie] That means a lot Chris, but you shouldn’t have to worry about me, you’ve already done so much. I really can’t thank you enough <3
[Chrissie] There’s no need to thank me and you know I’m always gonna worry about you
[Lixie] Just like the dad you are
[Chrissie] STOP I’m not a dad
[Lixie] If that’s what you want to think
[Chrissie] idek what to say to that
[Lixie] ;))
[Chrissie] …
Well before I was accused of being dad
I wanted to say that if there’s anything else that’s bothering you yk I’m always here to listen
[Lixie] That’s pretty much the bulk of it
Well...
Actually, nvm it’s kinda stupid
[Chrissie] I’ve heard you say a lot of stupid things Felix I’m sure it’s not that bad
[Lixie] Hey !!
[Chrissie] Joking, Joking
Whatever it is I’m sure it’s not stupid
You don’t have to be embarrassed I promise I won’t judge
[Lixie] Thanks :)
And it’s really not that deep but
Do you think I’ll even make any friends?
I’ve never been the best at putting myself out there but I can’t imagine how hard it’ll be with the language barrier
By the time I’m there, ppl might just figure I’m too difficult to talk to...
But maybe I’m just overthinking
[Chrissie] Give me one second
[Lixie] ??
(Chan + Hyunjin)
And They Were Roommates
[Channie] Hey Jinnie
[Jinnie] Hey hyung, what’s up?
[Channie] Well, I know you like meeting new friends, right?
[Jinnie] Anyone that I can convert into a IU stan is a win in my book
[Channie] ...right
Anyways, I have this friend back in Australia and he’s transferring into our college
He’s kinda shy but he’s a really sweet person to talk to. He’ll be in the same major as you
So, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind introducing yourself to him?
It’s totally fine if you don’t want to!! I just wanted to make sure he knew some ppl before he moved in
[Jinnie] I would LOVE to??
OMG he’s shy? That’s so cute. If he’s your friend I’m sure he’s adorable.
What’s his name?
[Channie] Felix
[Jinnie] He’s even cuter than I thought!!?
[Channie] Not saying you’re wrong but, you haven’t even met him yet, how do you know he’s cute?
[Jinnie] I can feel it in my bones
[Channie] ...should I be concerned?
[Jinnie] Nah, it’s sorta like a gaydar
but like...a cute-radar??
[Channie] huh
Well, that’s good (I think?)
[Jinnie] :D
[Channie] Thanks for agreeing to this, I’ll make a group chat with him in a min!
[Jinnie] Nppp
I’m just glad I was the first person who came to mind of when you thought of who’d make an amazing friend :))
I always knew I was your favorite, Chan
I won’t let you down
[Channie] uhh idk about that one
But pls try not to scare him off
[Jinnie] No promises
[Channie] …
(Chan + Hyunjin + Felix)
[Chan] Hey everyone!
So, I made this group chat because I wanted to introduce you two together since you’ll be in the same major!
Hyunjin, this is Felix he’s Aussie like me lol, it’s his first time living in Korea and he’ll be moving in the dorms soon
And Felix, this is Hyunjin, he’s an amazing dancer, he’s very friendly (and maybe a little too much of an extrovert) :)
[Felix] oh um
hi, it’s nice to meet you Hyunjin :)
[Hyunjin] OMG HIII
I’ve heard so much about you
[Felix] oh, really?
[Hyunjin] Yess, nothing bad ofc!!
I’m Hyunjin, and this year I’ll be a sophomore :D
Or ig you already knew my name lmao
[Felix] I’m a sophomore as well! I graduate the same year so I’m guessing we’ll be in a lot of the same courses
[Hyunjin] Omg really!? That’s perfect!
I’ll have to show you around the campus sometime since we have the same classes!
[Felix] really?? that’d be awesome thank you so much :)
[Hyunjin] it’s no problem at all!
[Chan] I was worried this would be a horrible idea but it’s nice to see you guys get along haha
[Hyunjin] Have more faith in me Chan-hyung >:(
[Chan] Maybe give me more rsn to put my faith in you
[Hyunjin] yeah wtv
[Felix] loll
[Hyunjin] What year were you born btw?
[Felix] 2000
I was born Sept 15 :)
[Hyunjin] OH MY GOD
[Felix] ??
[Chan] …oh no
[Hyunjin] Are you being fr??
[Felix] um...yes?
[Hyunjin] THIS IS CRAZY
[Felix] I’m not really understanding
*Hyunjin added Jisung to the chat*
[Hyunjin] You guys are twins!!
[Jisung] ??
Uh hi?
[Hyunjin] This is Felix, he’s my new best friend and his birthday is on September 15!!
[Jisung] OMG we are twins! My birthday is on the 14!
It’s so nice to meet you, Felix!
[Felix] Oh wow, hi it’s nice to meet you too,,,
Um
[Jisung] It’s Jisung :)
[Felix] It’s nice to meet you Jisung :D
[Jisung] So how long have you known Hyunjinnie?
[Felix] uh actually
we kinda just met
like just now
I’m a dance major and I’m studying abroad
Chris made this group chat so I could get used to the school :)
[Jisung] ...Hyunjin you can’t keep calling everyone your best friend
[Hyunjin] And why not?
You don’t mind right, Felix?
[Felix] oh, it’s not a problem :)
[Hyunjin] :)
[Jisung] Wait who’s Chris?
[Chan] He means me
Chris is my English name
[Jisung] WAIT
Chan-hyung you were here all along!?
[Chan] Yes Sungie
[Hyunjin] Duh, can’t you see who’s in the chat?
Dumbass
[Jisung] BITCH
Are you sure I’m the dumbass here?
He said he was a dance major, so why didn’t you add another dance major to the gc
[Hyunjin] Wait
You’re right!
[Jisung] ?
[Chan] Guys wait a second
*Hyunjin added Minho to the chat*
[Minho] Wtf
[Hyunjin] Heyyy hyung!
[Minho] Hyunjin istg
Whatever you’re doing I want no part in it
[Hyunjin] :((
[Minho] Chan what are you doing in this gc? Who are the other numbers
[Chan] Well, this chat was supposed to be to introduce my friend, Felix to Hyunjin. Lix is from Australia and he’s also a dance major.
[Jisung] You’re from Australia!?
[Felix] Yeahh lol
[Minho] Ah, well it’s nice to meet you Felix
How long have you been dancing?
[Feilx] It’s nice to meet you too :D
I’ve been dancing my whole life but I’ve only started professionally about 4 years ago?
I wanted to come here because I heard they have a great dancing program!
[Minho] Well, you came to the right place, our uni has the best program in the area
I’m sure you must be an amazing dancer if you got accepted
[Felix] Thank you!
[Hyunjin] What the hell?
Minho-hyung why are you so nice to him but so mean to me
[Minho] Because I know you
[Hyunjin] !?
[Minho] Also, who’s the other number
[Jisung] Oh, I’m Jisung
I’m one of Chan’s friends, we work in the studio a lot together
[Minho] Wait you’re THE Jisung??
[Jisung] Um, I think so??
[Minho] You make music with Chan and Changbin right? 3racha or something
[Chan] “or something”
[Jisung] Yepp that’s me!
[Minho] Felix how old did you say you were, again?
[Felix] twenty two
*Minho added Changbin to the chat*
[Changbin] What
[Hyunjin] SKSIFBHFIYHB
[Chan] Guys you really don’t have to add anyone else to the chat
1 of you is already too much to handle
Let’s not overwhelm Felix
[Changbin] Who’s Felix?
[Minho] Chan’s friend from Australia, he’s coming to study at our university
He’s pretty cute
[Changbin] Oh?? 👀
[Chan] You’ve never even seen Felix-
[Minho] I can just feel it
[Hyunjin] ^^ He gets it
[Felix] um thank you?
[Changbin] It’s nice to meet you Felix, I’m Changbin! I’m a sophomore and I major in music production :))
[Feilx] That’s awesome!
I’ve always been curious about making music but I can’t understand half of what Chan does haha
[Changbin] ...he is cute
[Felix] ??
*Jisung added Seungmin to the chat*
[Seungmin] Why
[Hyunjin] I’d like to know why too
[Jisung] It just felt right
Also, you can’t talk Hyunjin, you added like half the people here
[Hyunjin] Shut up
This is why you have no friends
[Jisung] This is why you have no bitches
[Hyunjin] This is why you’re ugly
[Jisung] This is why you’re poor
[Hyunjin] This is why you can’t rap
[Jisung] This is why you can’t dance
[Minho] As interesting as this is
Why the hell did you add Seungmin
[Seungmin] Minho-hyung what are you doing here?
Do you even know Jisung
[Minho] I do now
[Jisung] Well, Hyunjin was adding people! I just wanted to fit in :(
[Hyunjin] Aww you try so hard to be like me
It's cute
[Jisung] I-
[Changbin] Ya’ll lets not forget this chat is for Felix
[Hyunjin] Right
Sorry Felix
[Felix] it’s all good haha
Idk if I should be concerned about your texts tho...
[Jisung] Don’t worry it happens all the time
[Felix] That wasn’t very reassuring
[Seungmin] Who is Felix?
*Minho added Jeongin to the chat*
[Jeongin] Hyung wtf
[Minho] I just thought it’d be better to get everyone here before they explain again
[Jeongin] Explain what?
Who are all these numbers
What is Chan doing here
Ew what is Seungmin doing here?
[Seungmin] Gross not you
[Jeongin] What your mirror says every time you pass by it:
[Seungmin] Hey!
[Chan] Okay this is great, everyone is here
Please no adding anyone else in the chat
[Minho] Fine
[Jisung] :((
[Hyunjin] Yes, sorry hyung
[Jeongin] Seriously wtf is going on
[Seungmin] That, I would like to know
[Chan] So basically, I originally made this group chat to introduce Felix to Hyunjin since they’re both dance majors. Felix is my friend back from Australia and he’ll be transferring into our university :)
I was trying to hold off before introducing him to all of you bc ya’ll are a lot...but we’re here now
[Felix] Hi everyone, I’m Felix :D
[Jeongin] Oh cool, so do you hop around with the kangaroos and shit?
[Jisung] LMAO
[Felix] um-
[Chan] Jeongin!
See this is exactly why I didn’t add you
[Jeongin] You know you love me Chan
You won’t admit it but I’m your favorite
[Seungmin] You are far from his favorite
[Hyunjin] Exactly
And the favorite is me
[Jisung] Um what
[Changbin] Yeah-…what?
[Minho] Whoever gave you that idea?
[Jeongin] I’m sorry for whoever lied to you
[Seungmin] It must be hard to constantly live with delusion
[Hyunjin] OK WTF
Why are you all ganging up on me
I barely know half of you
Chan why are you friends with these people?
[Chan] I should’ve known this would be a bad idea...
[Felix] I don’t really know what’s going on but
this is entertaining
[Seungmin] Haha
[Chan] Okay since we’re all here anyways, why don’t we all properly introduce ourselves for those who don’t know us?
[Minho] Damn we really have to do this all over again?
[Jisung] Fr
[Changbin] Why don’t we all send a pic of ourselves so we know who we’re dealing with
[Jeongin] You make it sound as if you’re about to find us and beat us up
[Changbin] And what if I am
[Jeongin] I suddenly don’t feel very safe??
[Chan] I’ll go first
I’m sure all of you already know me but my name is Bang Chan (or Chris Bang), I’m 24 years old, a third year, and I major in music production
He/him pronouns and I’m straight
[Jeongin] LMAO WTF
[Chan] What?
[Seungmin] Ew you’re straight?
[Hyunjin] Chan you don’t gotta lie,
Be who you are, it’s okay
[Chan] I’m not lying??
[Minho] Mm sure
I’ll go next
My name is Lee Minho, I’m 23 years old, I’m a third year, and I major in dance.
For those who know me, how does it feel to constantly be around someone better than you? For those who don’t, it should probably stay that way.
He/Him pronouns. Gay.
[Jisung] DAMN YOU’RE FINE
[Minho] I get that a lot
[Felix] You’re very pretty!
[Minho] Thank you :)
[Jisung] I smell favoritism
[Hyunjin] This is exactly what I’ve been talking about
[Jisung] Shut up Hyunjin no one likes you
[Minho] Agreed
[Hyunjin] Wth
Ya’ll don’t even know each other yet you team up to bully me
[Minho] I just met him and I alr like him better than you
[Jisung] Aw thank you <3
[Minho] <3
[Jeongin] it just keeps getting better
[Hyunjin] ...
Just so yk Minho doesn't actually look like that irl
This is him
[Changbin] LMAOO NOT THAT PHOTO
[Jeongin] This is the true Lee Minho
[Jisung] SKEJBGHBCBN
[Minho] HWANG HYUNJIN
I WILL KILL YOU
[Hyunjin] Pls don't
I have a bright future ahead of me
[Minho] More like a short future
[Changbin] Rip Hyunjin
I guess I’ll go
Seo Changbin. I’m 23, I’m a second year, and I also study in music production.
He/him pronouns. Very much not straight
[Seungmin] Cute
[Minho] Ehh honestly he has better photos
[Hyunjin] Fr
He has so much more potential than this
[Changbin] Idk whether or not to be offended
[Jisung] Lemme do you a favor Changbin
[Changbin] AHHHJDGB
STOP IT
[Chan]
An extra photo for good measure
[Changbin] CHAN!!
NOT YOU TOO!??
[Felix] Wow
[Changbin] ?
[Felix] Sorry I just didn’t think you’d be so good looking
[Changbin] Oh- I’m really not, but thank you so much!
[Minho] Flirting skills on 1%
[Jisung] Dude can’t even handle a compliment
[Hyunjin] yet he wonders why he’s still single
[Changbin] Wtf
[Jeongin] Damn I normally wouldn’t say something like this but…
If you punched me in the throat, I wouldn’t really be mad
[Changbin] Um
Thank you??
[Seungmin] JEONGIN SIT DOWN
YOU’RE LITERALLY A CHILD
[Jisung] FBI open up
[Hyunjin] Changbin I knew you were desperate- but a kid?
Really??
[Changbin] I-
[Jeongin] I’m literally a full grown adult
[Seungmin] Barely
[Jeongin] You’re not even a year older than me?
[Minho] I literally looked away from the chat for one second
And suddenly Jeongin is being groomed and Changbin is actually kinda hot??
[Changbin] Minho-hyung wdym, you literally know me irl??
Also, I AM NOT grooming Jeongin
[Chan] ...why is that the last notification that popped up on my phone
[Hyunjin] LMAONOSUBWIFB
[Jisung] You really don’t want to ask that Chan
[Chan] You’re right, it’s better if I don’t know
[Hyunjin] I’ll go next
Hi, I’m Hwang Hyunjin! I’m 22 years old, and I’m a second year. I love the arts. I major in both dance and art (I’m a little too creative lol). I hope to become good friends with all of you!
He/him pronouns. Pan :)
[Felix] You’re super pretty Hyunjin!
[Hyunjin] Aw thank you sm Felix!! <3
[Jisung] Why do you sound like a Tinder bio?
[Changbin] USBAFIBEFHJBF
[Seungmin] Stop bc he actually does
[Jeongin] “(I’m a little too creative lol)”
[Minho] PFFFTT
[Hyunjin] Ofc you’d know what a Tinder bio looks like Jisung
You waste away swiping right on every single person that shows up and yet you still get no matches
That’s why you’re a single and lonely, bitch.
[Minho] Damn
[Jisung] Okay well you didn’t have to go that far
[Jeongin] Yeah, that was a little too much
[Seungmin] I have to agree
[Chan] Yeah, I don’t condone bullying
[Hyunjin] …
I stand up for myself ONE time-
[Felix] You seem like a really nice person Jisung, I’m sure it won’t be hard for to you to find someone! <3
[Jisung] Thank you, Felix! <3
You’re my new best friend
[Felix] :DD
[Hyunjin] YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL MY BEST FRIEND!??
[Jisung] I can and will
[Seungmin] How the hell are you guys best friends, you just met?
[Chan] What I’ve been saying ^^
[Hyunjin] You just don’t get it
[Jisung] Well, I can go next
I’m Han Jisung, I’m 21 years old and I’m a second year. I major in music production and make music in a group with Changbin and Chan.
We’re called 3racha on soundcloud. Not to toot my own horn but...we’re kinda a big deal
[Changbin] Jisung stop
[Chan] Please stop
[Jisung] It’s a shameless plug!
[Minho] Gotta respect the hustle
[Jeongin] ^^
[Jisung] They get it
[Changbin] Yeah whatever
[Jisung] Oh, anyways heres a photo of me
He/him pronouns. Gay.
[Minho] Never thought I’d come across a man prettier than me
...I think you’re my soulmate??
[Jisung] Oh, wow uh-
Would it be weird if I said I thought the same??
The soulmate part
[Minho] Not at all
[Hyunjin] No that was definitely weird
[Changbin] it was very strange
[Minho] You’re just haters
[Felix] omg Jisung you’re so cute!
[Jisung] Thank you! I’m sure you’re adorable as well :)
[Felix] ohh idk about that
[Chan] He is
[Hyunjin] He is
[Minho] He is
[Changbin] He is
[Felix] um??
[Changbin] Look at the way this man eats
[Jisung] STOP EXPOSING ME
[Seungmin] Hahaha
[Hyunjin] His toxic trait is eating meals in literally one bite
[Jeongin] Why does Jisung kinda look like a squirrel?
[Jisung] Excuse me!?
[Hyunjin] OMG HE DOES
[Changbin] This might be the best thing I’ve heard all day
[Minho] It makes sense.
Squirrels are cute. Jisung is cute.
Only difference is that one is cuter than the other ;)
[Jeongin] ew
[Jisung] Says the cutest one here
[Minho] Personally, I’d say I’m more sexy. But you are adorable. Don’t downplay yourself.
[Jisung] That might just be the sweetest thing anyone’s said to me??
[Minho] <3
[Jisung] <33
[Hyunjin] You’re standards are low
[Seungmin] *Your
[Changbin] NOT THE GRAMMAR POLICE
[Seungmin] Somebody had to do it
[Felix] Um I guess I’ll go?
My name is Lee Yongbok but I just go by Felix. I’m 22, a second year, and I major in dance. It’s nice to meet you all :)
He/him pronouns. Bi
[Hyunjin] OH....MY...GOD????
[Minho] I feel like I’ve just been blinded by the sun
[Jisung] FELIX!!??
YOU ArE
SO
CUTE!?
[Changbin] Oh wow
Wow
Okay
[Jeongin] He might be cuter than me tbh
[Seungmin] There is no “might be”
[Chan] Yeah, that’s Felix lol
[Jisung] CHAN you’ve been gatekeeping!??
[Changbin] I mean I would too ngl
[Hyunjin] Can’t argue with that
[Felix] Guys stopp I’m really not all that
[Minho] He’s humble too
What a catch
[Jisung] Idk how I should feel about my soulmate saying that
But I can’t be mad
It’s Felix
[Minho] Yk I only have eyes for you baby
[Jisung] :))
[Jeongin] I just threw up a little
[Hyunjin] Same
[Seungmin] Gross
Ugh I guess I’ll go
Kim Seungmin. 22 years old. I’m a first year. I major in literature and minor in photography.
He/him. Asexual.
[Minho] Oh, so you’re one of those people
[Seungmin] ??
[Hyunjin] Yeah, I get what he means
You seem like the type of person to have a dark academia wallpaper on your phone, read books instead of watch movies, and take photos of everything going on around you on your $20000 camera to be aesthetic but instead you end up looking like a creep
[Minho] Couldn’t have said it better
[Seungmin] I’ve never been so insulted??
Like I actually don’t know what to say
[Hyunjin] It’s nothing personal
[Jeongin] I’m cackling rn
This group chat was the best idea Chan ever had
[Chan] Thank you...??
[Felix] If it makes you feel any better, I think dark academia is a very nice aesthetic!
[Seungmin] ...thank you, Felix.
[Minho] I hate to admit that you’re right Jeongin but this group chat was a good idea.
[Jeongin] I’m glad that after all these years you’ve been able to reflect and finally realize that I was always right, Minho.
[Minho] I hate you
[Jeongin] On that note, I’ll go next
Yang Jeongin. 21. First year. Majoring in literature in order to become a teacher.
He/Him. Somewhere on the aro spectrum.
[Changbin] You sound like you’re writing a resume.
[Jisung] STOPPOEJGOUGN
[Hyunjin] And honestly I don’t want to hire him
[Jeongin] Okay Tinder
[Minho] LMAO
[Hyunjin] Can we please let that go??
[Changbin] Nahhh
[Seungmin] aro/ace let’s goooo
[Jeongin] ayyyyy
[Felix] You’re very cute Jeongin! You almost look like a fox lol
[Jisung] wait HE DOES
[Chan] ...how haven’t I seen that after looking at him all this time?
[Hyunjin] I would say something but I feel like I’m going to get bashed
[Jisung] Shut up Hyunjin
[Jeongin] Shut up Hyunjin
[Minho] Shut up Hyunjin
[Seungmin] Shut up Hyunjin
[Changbin] Shut up Hyunin
[Hyunjin] …
And I was right
[Felix] It’s okay Hyunjin, I still think you’re great!
[Hyunjin] THNAK YOU FELIXNEDNJ <333
[Minho] That’s because you haven’t really gotten to know him
Be warned Felix, soon you’ll be sorry Chan ever introduced the two of you
That’s how it went for the rest of us
[Changbin] ^^
[Seungmin] ^^
[Jeongin] ^^
[Jisung] ^^
Wow, every second I discover something new about you Lee Minho and every second I realize that you were really the man of my dreams
[Minho] Aww thanks babe :)
[Jisung] :)
[Hyunjin] I hate it here
[Chan] OK well now that everyone’s had their introductions, I’ll expect all of you to treat Felix well!
[Jisung] Ofc hyung!
[Changbin] We will!
[Hyunjin] There’d be no other way to treat my best friend!
[Jisung] Look at how you treat me
[Hyunjin] Who said we were friends?
[Felix] Ouch
[Seungmin] That’s gotta sting
[Jeongin] *got to
[Changbin] Not you pulling a Seungmin
[Seungmin] STOP
[Jisung] I can’t believe you Hyunjin
I really thought we were friends
[Hyunjin] Well, you thought wrong
[Jisung] :(
[Hyunjin] (I’m joking yk I love you <3)
[Jisung] (Thanks and ik ilyt <3)
[Minho] Well, this was strange
[Jeongin] Damn I really thought they hated each other's guts
This is way less entertaining
[Changbin] -10/10 would not recommend
[Seungmin] Anticlimactic
[Chan] I don’t know how I should feel about you guys thriving off of Jisung and Hyunjin’s fights
[Hyunjin] Well, I mean it is good entertainment
[Jisung] We should honestly make you all pay to watch us
[Seungmin] We are broke college students we cannot afford that
[Minho] ^^
[Felix] Well, it was really nice talking to you guys but I have to finish up packing, I move on to campus this Friday! I’ll ttyl :)
[Hyunjin] Ofc! It was so nice talking to you!
[Jisung] Ttyl! :)
[Changbin] It was nice meeting you
[Minho] Bye!
[Seungmin] This was fun while it lasted
[Jeongin] Aight I’m out
(Chan + Felix)
Aussie gang™️
[Lixie] Well, that was interesting
[Chrissie] Annndd it looks like you’ve met my friend group. I should apologize in advance for your next few years here.
[Lixie] No worries! They all seemed really friendly
[Chrissie] ...that was barely the tip of the iceberg.
They’re a bit hectic but
I have a feeling that you’ll fit in just fine :)