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and i just let bad thoughts, linger for far too long

Summary:

jaegeren: why did the man fall down the well?
jaegeren: bc he couldnt see that well!!!!

jaegeren: i think i’m in love with u

m1kasaack3rman: you*
m1kasaack3rman: wait what
m1kasaack3rman: eren what

or

Eren accidentally confesses to Mikasa over text, which sends them both panicking. Luckily, they have very helpful people to turn to for some good advice. Well, maybe not the best people.

Notes:

this is just a drabble that came to mind, i dont have a lot of experience with writing fics before so sorry!!
+ i wanted to write corny eremika so they're very corny and adorable

(and eren is an absolutely awful texter)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

11:08 PM

 

jaegeren is online 

m1kasaack3rman is online 

m1kasaack3rman: go to sleep

 

jaegeren: WTFFF????

jaegeren: UR LITERALLY AWAKE???

 

m1kasaack3rman: you’re*

 

jaegeren: it’s like u wait for my notif so u can patrol me 

jaegeren: liek a cop

 

m1kasaack3rman: you* like*

m1kasaack3rman: please learn how to type

 

jaegeren: dont be like armin

jaegeren: leave me alone

 

Mikasa knew it was a little hypocritical to tell Eren to go to sleep when she wasn’t asleep, but at least she was trying to. Her fingers hovered over the keyboard for a couple more seconds before she closed out the messages. For some reason, the urge to tell him how she felt about him had gotten stronger over the past couple of days- which was pretty fucking annoying.

 

But it would be stupid to send him something like that over text. Yeah, the texting was the problem, she should tell him in person. She would tell him in person. They just hadn’t had time to talk, that was it, that’s why Mikasa hadn’t worked up the nerve to say anything. 


1:30 AM 

 

jaegeren is online

 

jaegeren: hey mikasa

 

Mikasa really hoped Eren wasn’t thinking of trying to pull another all-nighter again. Usually, he would stay up until 4:30 AM, and then he would just pass out. And for the rest of the day, he would be practically dead. 

m1kasaack3rman is online

 

jaegeren: why did the man fall down the well? 

jaegeren: bc he couldnt see that well!!!!

 

jaegeren: i think i’m in love with u

 

m1kasaack3rman: you*

m1kasaack3rman: wait what

m1kasaack3rman: eren what 


1:32 AM

 

jaegeren is online

 

jaegeren: OH MY GOD JEAN

jaegeren: JEAN
jaegeren: JEAN

 

Jean didn’t know what this asshole could possibly want at 1 at night, or why the hell he was texting Jean instead of Mikasa or something. But Eren was always a mystery to him, and almost never in a good way.

 

jaegeren: HELP

jaegeren: HLEP ME

jaegeren: HELP JEAN

jeannotjeen is online

 

jeannotjeen: ew tf

jeannotjeen: don’t text me

 

jaegeren: NO I NEED YOUR HELOP

 

jeannotjeen: go text your boyfriend then

 

jaegeren: ARMIN ALWAYS SLEEPS AT LIKE 11 

 

jeannotjeen: haha loser

 

jaegeren: ive tried so hdar to make him sleep later

jaegeren: that coward

 

jeannotjeen: do you guys do that at your sleepovers 

jeannotjeen: while you paint each other's nails

 

jaegeren: stfu

jaegeren: also he’s not my boyfriend you dick

jaegeren: BACK TO THE FUCKING POINT???

jaegeren: I ACCIDENTALLY TTEXTED MIKASA THAT I WAS IN LOVE WITH HER

 

jeannotjeen: LMFAOO

jeannotjeen: dumbass 

jeannotjeen: how do you even manage to accidentally text someone that

 

jaegeren: I DONT KNOW 

jaegeren: WHAT DO I DO

 

jeannotjeen: bro idfk

 

jaegeren: JEAN

 

jeannotjeen: OKAYY 

jeannotjeen: um

jeannotjeen: did she read it yet?

 

jaegeren: YES SHE READ IT

 

jeannotjeen: what did she say

 

jaegeren: she corrected my spelling

 

jeannotjeen: oh

 

jaegeren: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN

jaegeren: OH MY GOFD

Jean didn’t get why Eren was so panicked about the situation, but then he remembered that Eren was an idiot who didn’t understand that Mikasa had feelings for him. He couldn’t help but physically roll his eyes. He remembered having a crush on Mikasa back in middle school (and that weird little period where he had a crush on Eren, but he didn’t like to think about that). He had gotten over that crush because they were obviously head over heels in love with each other. 

 

And they were so oblivious about it.

 

And Jean didn’t date idiots. 

 

He started to type out a message about how Eren was so stupid it hurt, but he stopped. 

 

It might be a little fun to fuck with him a little. 

 

jeannotjeen: uh dude

jeannotjeen: you’re screwed  

 

jaegeren: WHAT

 

jeannotjeen: spelling correction??

jeannotjeen: i don’t mean it in a harsh way but thats not a great sign

 

jaegeren: shit

jaegeren: i fucked it up 

 

jeannotjeen: yeah you really did

 

jaegeren: i probably messed up our whole friendship too

jaegeren: it’s gonna be so awkward now

jaegeren: how am i even gonna tell armin

 

jeannotjeen: i mean as long as you dont tell him between 11 PM to 8 AM

jeannotjeen: i think he’ll get the message

 

jaegeren: u rlly think i blew it

 

jeannotjeen: jfc

jeannotjeen: this isn't even fun anymore

jeannotjeen: are you dumb

 

jaegeren: what

 

jeannotjeen: you have to be one of the stupidest mfs alive

 

jaegeren: WHAT

 

jeannotjeen: mikasa is so clearly in love with you 

jeannotjeen: you dumbass

 

jaegeren: HUH?? 

jaegeren: BUT U WERE SAYING I KLILED MY CHANCE

 

jeannotjeen: IM SURPRISED YOU DIDNT
jeannotjeen: CAUSE YOURE SO OBLIVIOUS

 

jaegeren: IM CONFUSED

jeannotjeen: that happens a lot with you doesnt it

 

jaegeren: fuck you

jaegeren: were u fucking with me this whole time

 

jeannotjeen: yup

 

jaegeren: wait so what do u actually think

 

jeannotjeen: JUST GO TEXT HER OMFG


1:36 AM

 

Mikasa couldn’t tear her eyes away from the text. 

 

jaegeren: i think i’m in love with u

 

Did he mean it? Did he text the wrong number? Was Mikasa actually seeing this or was she just going crazy?

 

She couldn’t believe she had texted back a spelling correction- she wanted to bury her face into her pillow and scream. She closed off the messages, she had to find someone else to talk to about the situation.

 

Armin was the only person she could think of but he slept at 11:00 every night. There was one other person Mikasa could trust. Although she wasn’t sure if he would even give good advice. But he was her brother, so all she could do was hope for the best. 

 

m1kasaack3rman is online

 

m1kasaack3rman: hey

m1kasaack3rman: levi

m1kasaack3rman: are you awake

m1kasaack3rman: i need your help

 

m1kasaack3rman: don’t ignore me

m1kasaack3rman: i know youre not asleep

 

m1kasaack3rman: LEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

leviackerman1 is online

leviackerman1: What 

leviackerman1: Stop texting me 

 

m1kasaack3rman: i need your help

 

leviackerman1: No 

leviackerman1: I’m sleeping 

 

m1kasaack3rman: stfu

m1kasaack3rman: you literally dont sleep

 

leviackerman1: No 

 

m1kasaack3rman: eren told me he’s in love with me

 

leviackerman1: Okay 

leviackerman1: Like eren jaeger?

 

m1kasaack3rman: YES 

m1kasaack3rman: i corrected his spelling when he told me 

 

m1kasaack3rman: STOP LAUGHING

m1kasaack3rman: I CAN HEAR YOU

m1kasaack3rman: YOURE NOT FUNNY LEVI

 

Her brother was a dick. She was gonna punch him in his stupid face tomorrow. 

 

leviackerman1: Why 

 

m1kasaack3rman: i just didnt process it 

 

leviackerman1: What do you want me to do about that

 

m1kasaack3rman: what should i do

 

leviackerman1: How am I supposed to know 

 

m1kasaack3rman: you’re no help 

 

leviackerman1: Okay fine

leviackerman1: Send me what he said 

 

*screenshot sent*

 

leviackerman1: Jesus

leviackerman1: That was a really bad joke

leviackerman1: You can tell he hasnt done this before 

leviackerman1: Why do you like him

 

m1kasaack3rman: can you just help me

m1kasaack3rman: and not be an asshole for like one second

 

It was a couple minutes before Levi texted her again. 

 

leviackerman1: So you like him back

 

m1kasaack3rman: duh

 

leviackerman1: Call him 

leviackerman1: And if he doesn't answer, never talk to him again

 

m1kasaack3rman: im not gonna be that harsh

m1kasaack3rman: i dont wanna sound confrontational

 

m1kasaack3rman: but okay

m1kasaack3rman: ill call him

 

leviackerman1: Teenagers are fucking stupid


1:58 AM

 

Mikasa had been pacing around her room for about ten minutes. 

 

She was going to call him. She was.

 

Mikasa aggressively grabbed her phone- she was sick of the stupid feelings, and the stupid butterflies, and the stupid texts. She went to press the call button.

 

jaegeren is online

 

jaegeren: hey

 

jaegeren: sorry

jaegeren: for like not responding and stuff

 

Mikasa froze. He had texted her. She hadn’t anticipated this. What the hell was she supposed to say? She has to make a perfect answer- one that wasn’t awkward but also one that clarified everything. 

 

m1kasaack3rman is online



m1kasaack3rman: hi

 

Mikasa mentally slapped herself. 

 

m1kasaack3rman: so 

m1kasaack3rman: do you wanna explain

 

jaegeren: im sorry for just dumping that on u

 

jaegeren: but 

jaegeren: i really do like you

 

jaegeren: u there

 

m1kasaack3rman: i really like you too

 

jaegeren: oh fr?

 

m1kasaack3rman is calling…

 

“Hello?”

 

Mikasa’s heart skipped a beat hearing his voice. She could finally tell him everything directly, not through texts. But before she did that-

 

“Are you fucking serious?”, she said, maybe a little too loudly. 

 

“Huh? What did I do?”

 

“You tell me you like me through text, then , you don’t reply and make me panic, and then when I confess you say, ‘oh, for real?’, did you lose your brain or something?!”

 

It was silent for a bit. Mikasa caught her breath, finally getting it all out. She was a little pissed about what had gone down over the past 30 minutes, and how he had made her go through an emotional rollercoaster, but she hoped she hadn’t been too mean. 

 

About ten seconds later, she finally heard a soft giggle come through, eventually evolving into a full-blown cackle. 

‘“Jeez, Mikasa- I mean consider how I felt when the first reply was a correction of my spelling. I thought I was done for.” 

 

Mikasa finally felt her shoulders relax. It hit her. He had felt the same panic, and he felt the same feelings. She flopped down on her bed, still pressing the phone to her ear.

 

“Maybe you shouldn’t be such a god-awful texter.” Her tone was much lighter now, and she could hear Eren shift over the phone. 

 

“I really am sorry for dumping that on you. It’s a pretty dumb way to start a relationship. I don’t think I’ve gotten much sleep in the past couple of nights.” 

 

“You should go to sleep. It's not good for you to miss sleep- you could get some serious health problems.” 

 

“Wow, Mikasa! You really know how to romance someone!”, he said jokingly.

 

Mikasa felt her face get hot.

 

“It is romantic to care if your boyfriend is getting enough sleep.”, she responded quite seriously, if Eren didn’t take care of his health, who would? She wasn’t gonna be all blushy and embarrassed about that.

 

“Boyfriend, huh?”

 

And then she was all embarrassed again. Her finger ran to the hang-up button. She loosened her grip on her phone, and rolled around, planting her face into her pillow. 

 

jaegeren: MIKASA

jaegeren: im sorry if i made it awkfward

jaegeren: i didtn mean itin a mean way

jaegeren: i would love to be ur boyfriend 

 

There were so many errors in those sentences and Mikasa did not give one single fuck. The last text was the only thing she was staring at, even if he used “ur” instead of you’re. 

 

Because in the end, the only thing that mattered to her was the fact that it was Eren, and not anyone else. 


 

9:12 AM

 

notarmin is online

 

notarmin: eren just told me the funniest fucking joke

 

Notes:

thanks for reading!! <3