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Published:
2022-11-15
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2025-07-01
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come here mafuyu chan

Summary:

rui: BE QUIET IM CALLING THE POLICE

 

i love hammy: dont you mean the fire department 😭

 

fish: yeah like what are the police gonna do

 

WORLD STAR 🌟: put rui in jail for blowing up the turkey!

Chapter 1: pilot 🐺

Chapter Text

25-ji groupchat

 

amia: GUYSGUYSGUYSGIYS

 

K: oh hello amia

 

amia: CAN WE MAKE A GROUPCAHT FULL WITH OUR OTHER FRIENDS

 

enanan: as long as you don’t add my brother

 

yuki: I don’t care.

 

amia: FUNNNN ok i’ll make it

 

 

mizuki made a groupchat

 

mafuyu: Oh, you really did make it.

 

akito: what the fuck

 

mafuyu: ?

 

ena: MIZUKI I TOLD YOU NOT TO ADD MY HROTHER

 

mizuki: lil bro gotta be included

 

ena: NO HE DOESNT, AKITO LEAVE

 

akito: what is this

 

an: HEYYY EVERYONE!!

 

akito: god

 

an: ewww it’s akito fucking gay boy

 

akito: what the fuck im not gay

 

toya: Oh…what is this? 

 

akito: toya help you have to get out before they drag you into hell with them

 

toya: Huh?

mafuyu: Oh, hello Aoyagi!

 

toya: Hello Mafuyu.

 

mizuki: HEYY LIL BRO!! HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

 

akito: fine i guess

 

mafuyu: Wait, was it Akito’s birthday?

 

kohane: yeah! we made cupcakes

 

akito: you did WHAT

 

kohane: :)

 

an: HIGIHIHHIHIHIHIHI KOHANE

 

kohane: hi an!!

 

emu: WONDERHOy

 

akito: oh god it’s her….

 

emu: AKITO!!! WONDERHOYYY

 

akito: no

 

emu: WHATTT WHY

 

akito: no

 

emu: :((((((

 

mafuyu: Oh…hello Emu!

 

emu: HELLO MAFUYU

 

kanade: hello everyone

 

an: YO!! are you the girl mizuki introduced me to?

 

kanade: are you an?

 

an: YUP!!

 

kanade: then yes, thats me

 

saki: WOWWWWWAWWW GROUPCHAT

 

emu: SAKI WONDERHOY

 

saki: WONDEHOY

 

shiho: why am i in this..who even added me

 

shizuku: SHIHOOO

 

shiho: what no go away

 

honami: umm…

 

ena: welcome

 

akito: the way you pop in just for that

 

ena: shut up gayass

 

akito: kys

 

ena: …

 

mizuki: LIL BRO SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW

 

akito: ok fine wtf sorry ena

 

ena: i hate you

 

ichika: why do i keep getting notifications from this

 

saki: ICHIKA!!!!! hIIXXIIXIZIHGIFOFI

 

ichika: HI SAKI<3

 

toya: So…what is this

 

akito: toya turn off autocaps

 

toya: Uh, why?

 

akito: it makes you seem less boring

 

toya: Ok

toya: done

 

akito: nice

 

tsukasa: WORLD STAR IS HERE%,,,,,

 

akito: GOD NO

 

tsukasa: HELLO THERE AKITO! OH, AND SAKIS HERE TOO!! AND SO IS TOYA!!☆

 

emu: HI TSUKASA!!! WONDERHOY!

 

tsukasa: WONDERHOYY!! 

 

rui: IM HERE IM HERE IM HERE 

 

tsukasa: you took seventeen centuries

 

rui: SHIT THE FUCK UP

 

nene: rui dragged me here

 

emu: NENE!!!☆WONDERHOY

 

nene: wonderhoy!!!

rui: wONDERHOY

 

akito: stop with the fuckinr wonderhoy

 

nene: stop being mean akito

 

miku: yay! it looks like everyone’s here. thanks for the help, mizuki ♪

 

akito: waut what

 

len: HI GUYS MY PHINE LOADED YAY

 

rin: OH JY GOD MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU

 

luka: hello :)

 

meiko: hi.

 

kaito: BFHSHSBDHAHDBWHSHSHSJEHWHSISHSHSAIAHN hi

 

akito: WHY ARE THERE VIRTUAL SINGERS HERE

 

len: ARE WE THAT BAD

 

akito: YOU ARE  THE OTHERS ARE CHIL

 

len: SOMEONE DO SOMETHING KAITO

 

kaito: stop 

 

akito: i am very sorry 😞 

 

emu: ITS KAITO!!!!

 

kaito: HELLO EMU!! ◠‿◠ 

 

emu: HELLO!! WONDERHOY

 

mafuyu: hello there, everyone

 

len: oh my god

 

len: fukase is throwing up

 

akito: who the fuck is that

 

len: ed sheeran

len: wait no

len: i take it back im sorry akito

 

akito: FUCK GOU AND YOUR MOM AND GOUR DAD AND SISTER AND BROTHER AND BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND

 

len: i kiss men

 

rin: LEN???

 

len: rin you know this already

 

rin: i forgor☠️

 

len: pi pi pi 

 

ichika: NO NO NONONONONONO

 

rin: len no more plus boy or gigantic otn 

rin: he must be silenced

 

kaito: yeah shut up ken

 

len: HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH KEN

 

meiko: the way everyone stopped talking when len showed up LMFAO