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Somehow, the Nordics, the Southeast Asians and their respective families were persuaded to meet each other on the account of their dating youngest.
And it was not pretty.
America and Russia are at it again, cat-fighting as Hanatamago watches awkwardly. Finland and Sweden silently observes.
‘You should stop ‘em,’ Sweden mumbles like usual.
Finland rolls his eyes in response. ‘They call you “Mama”, they would listen to you more.’
Sweden sighs and gets up, walking towards the fighting brothers, pulling them apart. ‘Knock it off, boys, we have guests.’
‘Sorry, Mama,’ both respond, pulling apart. Russia goes to converse with Sealand and Ladonia, his little brothers, while America moves to tend to Åland.
Norway casually eats a stick of butter. Taiwan stares at him. ‘How the heck do you stay so thin?’
‘Magic,’ Norway responds shortly. Taiwan is suspicious but leaves it at that.
Canada and Macau are playing cards. Canada is losing horribly.
‘You shouldn’t play cards with the “Las Vegas of the Orient”,’ North Korea comments dryly.
‘If this was hockey I’d kick your asses,’ Canada retorts.
‘Yes, yes you would,’ Macau defuses the situation. ‘Got any sevens?’
Canada groans and hands over the cards.
Meanwhile, Japan is drinking tea with Vietnam as South Korea is attempting to grope China again.
‘500 yen that China will hit South with his wok,’ Japan mumbles.
Loud clang.
‘And there it is.’
Denmark and Thailand seem to be having a competition to see who can shove the most stuff in their hair.
Far away from the commotion, Hong Kong and Iceland are watching this unfold.
‘Why did we ever agree to this?’ Hong Kong sighs.
‘So no one will notice me doing this,’ Iceland says slyly, kissing Hong Kong on the lips.
Hong Kong returns the kiss feverently, lips moving against the platinum blond.
The sound of a throat being cleared is heard, and the teens pull apart, embarrassed.
Most look disgusted or embarrassed, and Japan and Taiwan are taking a billion photos.
‘Dudes, get a room!’ America shouts, breaking the tension.
Maybe this wasn’t such a bad idea after all.