Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Rogue: yo

Quicksilver: sup 

Rogue: you up?

Quicksilver: wtf is this question yes

Quicksilver: I was about to fap to Ezra Miller but here we are 

Rogue: lmao

Quicksilver: what do you want from me?

Rogue: I need help with an English essay. 

Rogue: I have an assignment due tomorrow

Rogue: it’s the Crucible by Arthur Miller

Quicksilver: sorry, I’m not taking English this semester 

Rogue: can you read it for me quick quick pls? 😭🥺

Quicksilver: ugh no

Rogue: the teacher will kill me if I don’t do my homework 😞

Rogue: again

*Rogue changes the contact name from Quicksilver*

Pete stinky armpit: Irene is your mom not mine

Pete stinky armpit: ask her to extend your deadline

Rogue: ugh

Rogue: Pete pls 

Rogue: 😢🙏

Pete stinky armpit: but what do I get in return? 

Rogue: 😍😍😍

Rogue: I have weed brownies 

Pete stinky armpit: aayyyyooooooooooo

Pete stinky armpit: where did u get them?

Rogue: 😉 Illyana got me some

Pete stinky armpit: ok send me assignment questions and I’ll check it for you

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Logan: someone, shut down the loud music 

Scott: True. We have training early tomorrow. Everyone’s got to get proper rest. @jean?

Jean: no clue 🤬

Jean: I can’t read the psi pattern of whoever is playing the music

Scott: it means the person playing the music is a telepath?

Jean: it must be Emma 

Emma 💋: yo

Emma 💋: wtf

Emma 💋: @scott babes calm your wifey

Scott: ???

Scott: 😳

Jean: WHO ADDED EMMA TO THE GROUP CHAT?

Ororo: Everyone calm down. There are five telepaths in the mansion aside from Jean and Emma. It could be anyone. 

Scott: @logan text Rogue please, she’s the only student X-Men who knows everyone 

Logan: 🖕

Logan: Hey Rogue

Rogue: sup

Logan: hear the music?

Rogue: nah why?

Logan: Music. Too loud. The staff can’t sleep. We have danger room training tomorrow. 

Rogue: yes boss 🤪

Rogue: Pete 

Pete stinky armpit: 🌚🌝 buenas noches 

Rogue: tell Wanda to tone down her gypsy folk music

Pete stinky armpit: impossible 

Pete stinky armpit: it’s Balkan music btw

Rogue: Pete please 

Pete stinky armpit: she found weed brownie in my stash 

Pete stinky armpit: she is bad tripping hard rn 

Pete stinky armpit: if I turn off the music, she will turn the entire state of New York into a nonstop run of Harry Potter movies

Rogue: 🤦🏻

Rogue: Severus is bae tho

Pete stinky armpit: mmhmm

Pete stinky armpit: Tom Riddle is my papi 

Rogue: maybe living in a constant wet fantasy of J K Rowling is not that bad of an idea

<< @rogue was added to the group chat “Succession” by @quicksilver >>

Polaris: wtf 

Polaris: ew

Magneto: no comment

Rogue: calm your tits 

Rogue: I asked Pietro for help

Rogue: Wanda is playing very loud music at the mansion and nobody can sleep

<< group chat “Succession” was deleted by @scarletwitch >>

Hellion: heya babe ❤️ miss you ton. Hope you’re ready for bed to have sweet dreams 

Esme Cuckoo: you just created a group chat you moron

Sophie Cuckoo: gross

Celeste Cuckoo: Julian you’re in mad trouble now

Irma Cuckoo: girls 🧠 let’s make him pee himself

Sophie Cuckoo reacted 👍

Phoebe Cuckoo reacted 👍

Irma Cuckoo: 💩

Celeste Cuckoo reacted 👍

Esme Cuckoo reacted 🧠

Hellion: oh fuck you

Sophie Cuckoo: meow

Quentin Quire: I’m sleeping 

Sophie Cuckoo: and I can’t sleep without youuuuuu

Sophie Cuckoo: I can’t stop thinking about you

Quentin Quire: maybe you can’t sleep because of the loud music that is playing from the Maximoff room?

Sophie Cuckoo: yeah no we shut down Wanda already

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Magik: who wants to hit Taco Bell with me in 5?

Amara "Magma" Gallio: I am on a diet

Magik: boooooo

Danielle Moonstar: I can't, I have to train tomorrow, I don't want to be bloated.

Cannonball: count me in sis

Magik: @dani booo

Magik: @cannonball mvp

Sunspot: my dad is in town, he is taking me for a dinner

Sunspot: also why is Dani's name so official? Is it just me

Danielle Moonstar: I use this app to text my relatives in the reserve

Magik: The nickname "Forest pimp lady" does not fly quite so hot in their circles

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Selene Gallio: can you stop using my family name 

Selene Gallio: literally embarrassing

Amara "Magma" Gallio: Boom-Boom, I know you are managing my grandma's social media, but can you at least let her type her own text messages and all?

Selene Gallio: embarrassment

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Dazzler 🪩: hey I posted a new song on Soundcloud, can you like and share please?

Warren Worthington III: done ✅

Scott Summers: what is Soundcloud?

Betsy 🦋 Braddock: I'll do anything for you babe! Are you releasing it on vinyl anytime soon? I will happily pre-order

Dazzler 🪩: OMG Betsy you're literally the best!