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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    03 May 2026

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    Ilya makes a post on Twitter. It results in a surge in interest as Twitter tries to figure out the Hollanov timeline. Ilya fans the flames, Shane tries to salvage things, and Harris just wants one day of peace.

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    03 May 2026

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    "This is ugly," Ilya mumbles, pouting like a child as he takes a hand and pulls the zipper of Shane's sweater down. "Why you cover up like this?"

    And before Shane's head could catch up, Ilyas stopped in his movement. Unwillingly, his hand gripped Shane's hips harder, jolting him forward and against the other's chest. A low growl from his throat made Shane's knees weak. Like nothing else, it scratched an itch deep inside him.

    "I-I need to tell you something before--", but he was interrupted by another growl.

    "What is this?" Ilya asks. Shane's head lulled back a bit as he bared his neck like an answer to Ilya's question. "Why do you smell?"

    "Bad?" Shane smiles to himself, fully aware that this probably wasn't the best time to joke. Ilya pulled back. Their eyes met, and Shane's inside sat on fire. The other's pupils were blown wide, and oh, now he could smell it too. Ilya's scent filled the air, thick and arousing as a response to Shane's own.

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    Shane has to go of his suppressants for the first time and Ilya thinks he has entered heaven

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    03 May 2026

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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    03 May 2026

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    The Cens have to learn and get used to the pretty neurotic badass that is Shane Hollander. A series of times the Centaurs had to learn how to interact with their newest teammate and deal with his protective husband.

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    03 May 2026