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Tim: family
Tim: I have an announcement
Bruce: Aren’t you in class?
Dick: aren’t you in a meeting?
Bruce: …
Tim: guysssssss listennnnnnn
Bruce: We’re listening, Tim.
Tim: alright, family,
Tim: I am now in a relationship
Tim: I have grown up
Steph: congrats dude!
Steph: I’m so proud of my ex boyfriend rn 🥲
Jason: lol nice Timmy
Damian: who would date you???
Damian: like genuinely, who is willing to deal with your issues???
Tim: like genuinely, fuck you Dames
Bruce: I may not always like Kon-El, but if you like him, I’m alright with the relationship.
Dick: finally man, your crush on Kon was like so obvious
Dick: were you trying to hide it?
Dick: me and Wally have a bet on it
Jason: who asked who out??
Jason: did you grow the balls to do it? Or did Kon do it?
Steph: brb planning the wedding with Cass
Cass: 👍🏽
Damian: of course it’s Jon’s brother
Tim: wat
Babs: we’re complimenting you on getting a step closer to not dying alone surrounded by files of cold cases
Tim: I’m not dating Kon
Bruce: excuse me?
Jason: ya know,,, for someone who was so “I don’t really like Kon” you seem a little disappointed
Tim: I’m dating Bernard from school
Dick: …
Dick: what’s his vigilante name?
Tim: civilian.
Jason: his name is civilian?
Tim: No.
Tim: he is a civilian
Duke: you’re dating a civilian????
Tim: oh, now you respond!
Duke: i been reading the chat
Bruce: Tim, are you sure you want to date a civilian?
Bruce: It’s difficult.
Bruce: I’ve dated a few civilians before.
Dick: ARe we gonna ignore how we’re civilianphobic??
Jason: lol what