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Me: (Barges into Candace's room)
Candace: What the f-
Me: (Imitating Norm) Hello! You have been chosen to meet a person from another realm!
Candace: But I don't want
Me: Too bad, you will also forget that you even met me!
Candace: ...
Me: (Yeet candace into a portal landing her into Casita doorstep)
Candace: Where am I? How did I even get-
Dolores: (from the distance) Camilo? Antonio? ARGH WHERE ARE YOU!
Candace: Who was that, and who's Nanilo and Ronio
(Candace walks until she bumps into this ugly-looking Dolores)
Candace: Sorry! Sorry.
Dolores: You're new. I'm Dolores and you are...
Candace: Candace! (Whispering to her self) I hope my brothers find me
Dolores: Your brothers? Sorry, super hearing powers
Candace: Woah cool. I mean not cool. I mean, how am I suppose to response to that
Dolores: No, worries. Now I just need to find my brothers. AGH they are so annoying!
Candace: Annoying brothers! I have those as well!
Dolores: Hopefully not the one that prank you every now and then
Candace: Not mine, they are so annoying when I am trying to bust them, but when I called mom, their wild and dangerous and enormous machine just disappear!
Dolores: Why do you want to bust- Oh wait - Oh.
Candace: What about, you ever get a feeling about that?
Dolores: Well, not really. I used to but not any more. Anyways, what your brother's name?
Candace: Phineas and Ferb. One never talks you know. I bet your brother name is Nanilo and Ronio or someth-
Dolores: Camilo and Antonio
Candace: Nice, how old are they?
Dolores: 15 and 5
Candace: Both of mine twelve!
Dolores: Ok how are they able to build wild and dangerous and enormous Machine thing when they are 12?
Candace: Ye don't know what's its like. What does your brothers do to annoy you? Building dangerous stuff?
Dolores: More like dangerous pranks.
Mariano: (Running towards the two) Dolores! I nee- (looks at Candace) What's wrong with your neck?
Candace: What neck?
Dolores: Really Mariano? (realizes Mario never acts like that) CAMILO
Camilo: (Shifting back to himself) oy oy oy, I did nat know it was offensive.
Candace: Shape-shifting powers too?
Camilo: Gatcha
Dolores: (Sigh) This is Camilo, my little annoying a** brother
Camilo: OI
Candace: Hi, I'm Candace
Camilo: Like Can Deez-
Dolores: (Shoves Camilo) Lets not be disrespectful here to our new guest
Camilo: Wha-
Candace: So... what now
Dolores: Is your brothers coming or-
(Dolores is interrupted by Phineas and Ferb dropping down on Camilo)
Dolores: Well, I guess they are.
Phineas: Come one Ferb, we- wait where are we
Ferb: Well it seems like were are on different realm, yet again.
Candace: Phineas and Ferb!
Phineas: Candace! We were totally looking for you the past minutes and totally not building another dangerous machine! (Gives a wide uncanny smile)
Candace: Whatever. (Turning to Dolores) My brothers, Phineas and Ferb.
Camilo: (Squashed under Phineas and Ferb): mmmph mph mph mmmmmmph
Phineas: Oh sorry
(Both Phineas and Ferb get off Camilo. Camilo stands up and clears his vision)
Camilo: Hello there, I- (Looks at Phineas and Ferb) What's up with your face?
Dolores: Camilo!
Camilo: WhAt!
Dolores: Be respectful. Looks like they're are from another world
Candace: Dang, your brother is brutal!
Dolores: Sorry, he is kinder than he looks.
Phineas: No harm done, by the way where are we?
Dolores: Encanto, in the midd- (Looks up) Another portal? Really?
Candace: Who will we be meeting next?
(Y/N drops from the portal and dies)
Camilo: WHAT THE F-