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Sanji and I are no longer dating

@kissthecook what are you doing this evening? Because I’m available and down for whatever if you wanted to do something

Wait Sanji’s back on the market? @kissthecook you doing anything this weekend 😏

@kissthecook if you need anything I’m here for you, and if you would like to get dinner later this week im free

@mosshead omg Sanji’s gonna kill you when he gets off work

So @kissthecook Since you’re single now I know this great donut shop if you want to check it out

@kissthecook its been so long since we caught up you doing anything later 💖

Hey @kissthecook so sorry to hear about your break up if you need a shoulder to cry on (or you know whatever 😏) im here for you ❤️

Holy FUCK @mosshead why would you do this don’t you know how much chaos you’ve unleashed????

@kissthecook when are you coming home im hungry 🍔🌭🌯🌮🍕🍕🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍗

@mosshead can’t believe you had stealth black and let him get away. Terrible lose for you, but perhaps a gain for me 👀

@kissthecook just a reminder i’m single and unattached and available to be a rebound if you’re interested

why do I have 500 notifs?

WHAT THE FUCK

Sanji and I are no longer dating

lmao congrats @kissthecook @mosshead knew you had it in you 😂 (although Sanji im still available if you are 😏)

Congratulations on your marriage @kissthecook @mosshead really happy for you guys 🙂

@mosshead you’re a fucking moron

@kissthecook so happy to hear about your marriage! I wish you and @mosshead all the luck in your future happiness

@kissthecook I’m so happy you were able to find love and happiness ☺️ I truly hope you have a long happy and fulfilling marriage ❤️

@mosshead you better sleep with your one eye fucking open bastard

@mosshead seconding @catburglar here you’re a fucking moron and if Sanji doesn’t kill you someone else will

@kissthecook Congrats on the marriage! But if you ever change your mind I’ll be here 😉

@kissthecook @mosshead congrats on your marriage! We’re all so happy for you

Thank you everyone for the well wishes @mosshead and I are very happy, and we’re sorry you all couldn’t be there with us

Thank you all for proving my point to @kissthecook which is that there are many people out there who are upset that he is now officially off the market

I will end this little thought experiment with these final words: he is my husband, he could have had anyone and picked me, so I am the luckiest bastard out there and the ultimate winner 🏆

To anyone who’s wondering yes @mosshead is sleeping on the couch tonight, yes we are still married, yes we plan on continuing to stay married. Despite this nonsense i still love him very much

@kissthecook meat please im so hungry 🍖🍖🍖