ExplosiveNyanko



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.

    When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.

    Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    1,873
    Bookmarks:
    360
    Hits:
    13,435

    13 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “The string on my tampon snapped,” Zoro tells him, sullenly. “And I can’t get it out.”

    Sanji blinks. He takes stock of Zoro’s bloody hand, then takes a quick peek between his legs again, like he can’t help it, before adverting his gaze to the ceiling. His face is red, the stain spreading down his neck in either embarrassment or fluster.

    “I see,” he says.

    ***********
    Love thy neighbor and help thy roommate to take out their tampon. Maybe fall in love a little bit.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    885
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    5,481

    28 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    There is a cat on Going Merry.
    Said cat is Zoro. Everyone knows this except Sanji.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    1,665
    Bookmarks:
    367
    Hits:
    9,375

    10 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “This is stupid!” Perona announces as soon as they’re back at the dock. She doesn’t even wait for the boat to stop before she clamors out. “I hate this! I hate you! My nails are ruined! I have blisters! Your dumb boat is too small and it’s ugly!

    She stomps off before jumping into the air, intending to fly the rest of the way back to the castle. Her shriek echoes through the trees, scattering birds and humandrills alike.

    OR: Mihawk is tired of being the only one capable of getting supplies off the island, so he decides to instruct Perona and Zoro on how to sail his ship so they can do it instead. Of course, nothing goes as planned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    692
    Bookmarks:
    193
    Hits:
    5,041

    30 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Apparently having access to someone's emotions for nineteen years does not prepare you for when your soulmate completely ignores you in a crowded, floating restaurant that looks like a fish.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,422
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    567
    Kudos:
    2,146
    Bookmarks:
    382
    Hits:
    37,903

    25 Jan 2026