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blah, bland bros
gothicbatman: I have decided to communicate with my peers. could you arrange a form of contact?
pain(t): u texted!!!!
pain(t): what induced this?
gothicbatman: Nevermore has accustomed me to socialization, I now feel strange without it.
pain(t): i’ll ignore the regular punctuation and set up a group chat
social isolation exception
pain(t): wednesday (@gothicbatman) actually wishes to interact with us so introduce y’all’s selves
hair-dye-addict: hi wednesday! this is enid! 😄
bianca: i’m sure you can guess
beaniebaby: ajax here
lesbian_edward: yoko
gothicbatman: Hello fellow students of the Nevermore Hell Hole.
hair-dye-addict: that’s one way of looking @ it
lesbian_edward: it’s rather accurate
pain(t): okay let’s be a little less depressing
bianca: says someone with YOUR username
pain(t): i literally h8 u
bianca: do you though?
gothicbatman: @pain(t) What is with the inaccurate spelling?
pain(t): oh that’s just how mentally ill teenagers talk, can also be used by gay teenagers or ones who are really into being aesthetic
gothicbatman: Intersting,
beaniebaby: if you’re not in on teenage lingo what’s with the awesome screen name?
bianca: never say lingo again
beaniebaby: shut up
gothicbatman: I once asked Enid what username she would give me and “gothicbatman” was her answer. I had to look up what a Batman was.
hair-dye-addict: we love the credit where credit is due
lesbian_edward: i can’t believe that wednesday did something that somebody else suggested
lesbian_edward: but at the same time wednesday would do anything for enid
gothicbatman: what is that supposed to mean
bianca: it means your gay
pain(t): wednesday isn’t gay!
gothicbatman: Bold of you to make that statement for me.
pain(t): wait ur gay?
gothicbatman: No, but i do not enjoy people speaking for me.
lesbian_edward: 1) wednesday, u don’t enjoy most things 2) xavier’s really clinging 2 the comphet
hair-dye-addict: lol
beaniebaby: call out time?
hair-dye-addict: call out time!
beaniebaby: wednesday; i think the ‘i hate everything’ attitude is a bit of an act, you actually like some things
hair-dye-addict: not to copy @lesbian_edward but
hair-dye-addict: xavier; are you really into weds or is it all in your head?
pain(t): isn’t that were all feelings technically exist?
hair-dye-addict: well if the heart was an option your feelings would still be in your head
beaniebaby: yoko; can anyone really pull off steampunk?
hair-dye-addict: bianca: i think you only want to be popular because “queen bee of the sea” rhymes
bianca: wtf
beaniebaby: enid; a lot of throw pillows isn’t an aesthetic, it’s an addiction
hair-dye-addict: did the username not warn you?
hair-dye-addict: ajax; you can’t pull girls for shit, in fact they pull you
lesbian_edward: damn it’s seven am
gothicbatman: Its two pm.
pain(t): are you quoting taylor swift
lesbian_edward: shut up xavier