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“And you’re sure I won’t get into that much trouble?” Obi asks, unsure of going through with this. Obi and his accomplice were currently hiding outside one of the Jedi Councilors’ rooms inside the vents above.
“Come on, Obi, you’re practically… wait… you are the Council’s favorite. Plus, they’re probably going to blame it on me anyway. You’ll be fine.” Quinlan assures, grinning.
“Okay then, let’s pull the best prank ever!” Obi excitedly says and Quinlan claps him on the back.
“That’s more like it. Oh, he’s coming. Get the buckets ready.” Quinlan whispers and Obi hums in acknowledgment.
The Councilor steps into his room and then shrieks as Quinlan and Obi hide their chuckles. The Korun Master steps out of his room and shakes his head, cursing the existence of the two.
Quinlan snorts at the Master and opens the vent, Obi grins mischievously and dumps the buckets as they hear the Master yell out and promise to kill the Kiffar Master.
“Now we need to go before he decides to act un-Jedi-like.” Quinlan declares and Obi laughs as they make their escape.
“This meeting is adjourned.” Mace declares as the Council finishes up their discussion and the Jedi start to leave. “That was exhausting.” Mace sighs.
“It was a valid problem.” Kit supplies and Mace glares at him.
“Really, because I didn’t think so. We had a discussion and argument about whether or not one should be able to swim in the fountains in the room of a Thousand Fountains.”
“It’s a valid argument, what about the species like me and Master Yoda---”
“Bring me into this, you will not,” Yoda says and hobbles away.
“Okay, but there are still species who sometimes just need water to cool off or relax.” Kit argues.
“Yes, and usually those species will use pools, not sacred fountains in a sacred room.” Mace glares and Kit glares back. “I need a break,” Mace says and walks to the exit but pauses and then turns around. “And do not, do not, cause a riot with the younglings again.”
“We just wanted more dessert to be served after dinner.” Kit grumbles.
“And to think at one point in my life I liked my job,” Mace mutters and leaves.
Mace walks to his room and fully intends on spending the rest of the afternoon with a book and a cup of tea. He opens the door to the room and steps inside. He turns into his bedroom and shrieks as he is met with all his robes all of over the bedroom. In another situation, this wouldn’t be much of a problem, however, every single one of his robes was purple, even his nightwear.
The second worse thing though was that none of the robes were dry, they were all still dripping purple dye. Which means, his carpet, his bed, his recliner, and anything touching the robes, were all destroyed and purple. Mace narrows his eyes and has an idea of who pulled this “prank”. He quickly rushes out of the room and doesn’t see anyone.
“Those brats. Curse those two.” Mace shakes his head. He hears movement above his head and he’s about to get out of the way really quick but he’s too late as he is assaulted with purple paint, pink feathers, rainbow glitter, and red-colored popcorn, what in the galaxy?!
“What in the Force! I’m going to kill you, Vos!” Mace yells as he hears them scramble away.
“The bird-themed costume party, where is it?” Yoda cackles as he hobbles over to Mace.
“Obi-Wan is de-aged, sadly this behavior is normal for him, but Vos.” Mace glares. “Is a grown man, yet, he is still a pain in the butt.”
“To you, Vos is, but funny it is, for everyone else to witness.” Yoda chuckles.
“Yes, laugh while you can, and then they’ll do it to you and you’ll be cursing them as well,” Mace argues.
“Hm, no, never would little Obi do that, likes me he does.” Yoda grins and Mace sighs.
“I can’t believe you’re Grandmaster sometimes.”
“Like the job, would you?”
“Oh, Force no, I would rather join the Force early.” Mace declares and retreats into his room to shower. After he is ready for his shower, he turns on the water and purple glitter shoots out, gluing itself to his body.
His light in the shower pops out and a purple ribbon flutters out of the hole, with horrible writing it says: Hope you liked it! From your favorite person in the whole wide Universe, Quinlan Vos
“VOS!!!!!”