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Ladybug and Juleka, now using the Tiger Miraculous, arrived just as Chat Noir finished helping a civilian.
“Hey, Kitty Cat!” Ladybug said, “You’re gonna throw us up as high as you can! Can you do that?”
“I can sure try!”
He spots the new hero.
“Hey there! I’m Chat Noir, and you are?”
“I’m… uhh… Purple Tigress!”
“Purple Tigress?” He gets in close, “Meow! That makes us practically family!”
Ladybug faces palms.
“Okay,” Purple Tigress says, “First off. I don’t like how you're in my personal space.”
She gently pushes him away.
“Second, I’m already in a relationship, and third, even if I wasn't, you're not my type.”
“Not your type of what?”
“Type of…” Ladybug said, “Chat, do you seriously not know that expression?”
Chat Noir looked blank.
Purple Tigress sighed, “It means I’m not interested in dating someone like you.”
“Like what?”
“Male.”
Chat Noir blinked.
“How are you not getting this? I like girls.”
“Well, yeah, I like girls too. A lot of my friends are girls.”
Purple Tigress growled in frustration.
“I’m a lesbian!”
Chat Noir’s eyes widened.
“Oooooh! Well, I feel a little sheepish. Why didn't you say so?”
This time, Ladybug and Purple Tigress both facepalmed.