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    “You’re a genius, Regulus Black,” Remus exclaimed, laughing. “An actual, bona-fide genius.”

    “Better, but I’m still worried.”

    “I just had an idea.”

    “Oh dear, is it lonely up there?”

    Remus pushed forward, uncaring of Regulus’ dry commentary. “You’re right, sitting here doing nothing is pointless. I have to do something, and I’ve just figured out what it is.”

    “Well don’t leave me hanging,” Regulus said flatly. “The suspense is killing me here.”

    He scooted across the ground, looking at Regulus earnestly.

    “We become friends.”

     

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    or, after the prank, Remus decides that the best way to move on and get revenge is to get closer to Regulus Black and his friends. Naturally, things spiral out of control.

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