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What he was thinking when Natsuo brought over that Ibara girl for the umpteenth time without warning to their shared apartment Touya will never know. His idiot of a brother might have gotten off with just the exhaustion excuse from finals but he knew that one of his classes was just him TAing today. It was supposed to be a nice get together since both Fuyumi and Keigo had been so busy with work he hadn’t seen them in weeks. Shoto was planning to stay for a bit with Izuku before heading back o the dorms for the last night before break. He and Izuku were staying with Inko for a few days to celebrate. He promised to be there for Christmas Day when Touya would go pick up Rei from the hospital to spend the day with all her children. It was a perfect plan. Sort of.
Touya had been cooking all day while he waited for Natsuo to get back to the apartment from his medical finals. Dressed in his usual all black attire he’d added the new silver earrings, gifted from a stuttering Izuku just an hour earlier, to his multiple piercings. Supposedly they were “heat resistant” or something and wouldn’t be bothered by his hours of being over a hot stove. He’d let the black grow out of his white hair leaving just the very ends dyed. He knew his mom would like the new look but he was more looking forward to seeing what his best friend had to say.
Fuyumi and Keigo were already headed over, bringing an appetizer platter and wine. It had been nearly a month since he last saw his sister and best friend for more than a few minutes but their hectic schedules always seemed to clash. Teaching was always chaotic after Thanksgiving break for Fuyumi and Keigo’s work as a private investigator always picked up during the holidays. Touya wasn’t surprised his oldest friend and sister had ended up together, although he’d threatened Keigo with about 15 types of mutilation if he ever hurt her.
Shoto was sitting on the couch cuddled up with Izuku. At least he’d been visiting a lot more since becoming official with Izuku. That was thanks to another one of their famous family dinners. After a painful six months of endless pining on Izuku’s part (every family meal was becoming harder and harder to watch) and accidental friend zoning by Shoto, Shoto finally asked Izuku if he “like liked” him. Touya did not want to watch that again. The confusion morphing to shock and finally to understanding that all of his attempts to flirt flew right over Shoto’s head slammed into Izuku all at once. Izuku stood up with the most confidence Touya ever saw in him and grabbed Shoto by the shirt. He'd kissed Shoto across the dinner table halfway through a roast Touya was incredibly proud off before grabbing his hand and dragging him out the front door back to the dorms, leaving a surprised Natsuo and a frustrated Touya over the amount of leftovers they’d be having. Fuyumi and Keigo had lost it laughing when they recieved Touya's annoyed call inquiring if they wanted to swing by for left overs and to annouce Shoto and Izuku's new status.
Since then they had been inseparable at Touya’s apartment, holding hands on the couch or cuddled up watching a movie. It wasn’t a big deal his youngest brother was gay. The entire family sans Shoto himself, could see it coming from a mile away the way Shoto had first talked about Izuku. His description of the “extremely intelligent, mumbling, doe eyed, greenette” was both a shocking combination of words all the siblings were confused at and a perfect description of Shoto’s first real crush. His dead-panned and blunt observations, often missing the entire point, were easily matched by Izuku’s shyness and quick analysis based responses. It just seemed to work for the two cuddled over on his couch in matching sweaters.
But a problem has started brewing when Natsuo brought home his newest sort of girlfriend. He wasn’t officially dating her as far as anyone knew, yet she seemed to believe they were practically engaged. Somehow that this had equated in her brain that she had rights to his room and the apartment. Ibara was one of those born again religious zealot as far as Touya could tell. He didn’t get the appeal. But it was the way she always glared at Shoto and Izuku when they were visiting or made rude comments when no one asked her about their gay friends. It irked him. Touya wasn’t dating anyone right now but he didn’t really even want to try if that kind of entitled behavior was going to be around a potential boyfriend.
Regardless, Touya heard the front door open and looked around the corner to see an exhausted Natsuo half stumbling in followed by...the entitled bitch. She was NOT invited. Again.
“You make it through those finals okay?” Touya called as Natsuo came around the corner to the kitchen and living room area, hoping his annoyance at the invader was subtle enough in his voice.
“Yea. It was brutal with the all-nighter to finish grading last night, but let me just shower to wake up and I’ll be good to go. Fuyumi here yet?” Natuso responded
“On her way with Keigo. Shoto and Izuku are planning to head out early-” Touya started before he heard a mumbled shout followed by a loud huff and stomping.
Turning both Natsuo and Touya saw a red faced Izuku burying himself in Shoto’s shoulder as Natsuo’s bedroom door was slammed shut by a retreating Ibara.
“What the...” Touya started again
“We were holding hands and she started off on something about it not being right in the “eyes of the lord” or something. Then she left” Shoto stated mater of factly, looking more confused than anyone.
“I’m so sorry. I didn’t know it upset her or-” Izuku started a word vomit apology.
“Do NOT apologize in my house for holding hands with my brother Izuku. She’s being ridiculous again. Natsuo DO SOMETHING. She doesn’t live here. You aren’t dating. Fix it. Now. Before Christmas. Please” Touya half begged half demanded of his younger brother. “I am not having this shit around Fuyumi and Keigo right now. She wants a nice dinner and to make Christmas day plans for us and mom.”
Natsuo turned and sighed before heading towards his room and opening the door to the attached bathroom. “I’ll figure it out”.
As the door closed Touya turned back to the still hidden Izuku and his baby brother. “Seriously Izuku. It’s fine. She’s the problem not you two. Come set the table Fuyumi should be here in 15.”
As they set the table and Touya started pulling dish after dish out to lay across the table, he smiled thinking about the canape creation he’d dreamed up last week. Cooking was practically therapy at this point and working during the holidays at a fine dining pop up had been crazy. Finally taking a whole day off to do something for himself and his siblings was well worth the over dramatic woes his sous chef had lamented. Being in a kitchen meant no one cared about his tattoos or piercings, how he dressed or acted, only how well he could whip up Au gratten potatoes or perfectly poach an egg. Plus work had been plentiful once the eccentric owner of Mighty Foods had snatched him up straight from culinary school to practically run the rotating list of pop up spots and events.
The front door opened again with a cheerful hello called out by Keigo and Fuyumi.
“We made it! In record time actually if you consider the amount of traffic out there” Keigo announced before barreling around and scooping Touya up into an awkward hug. Touya smacked at him with a spatula laughing as he tried to balance the hot cassarole dish and keep it from spilling onto one of his oldest friends.
“Keigo put him down! Hi Shoto, hey Izuku.” Fuyumi’s calm stern voice echoed into the room as she set the wine and appetizer platter down.
Keigo pulled away from Touya playfully making a grab at the hot dish again. “What’d ya make this time? Culinary school has to be the best decision you ever made for this family.”
“It would be if you bothered to come visit more often.” Touya snapped back with a smile. It was good to have both of them back in the apartment. All together again. Fuyumi gave Touya a quick hug before turning in a full circle searching for something.
“Where’s Na-” She started to say before Natsuo’s adjoining bathroom door swung open with a loud bang and he stormed out, half dressed in his fluffy bathrobe and anger written across his face.
“THAT’S IT!” he shouted, startling Keigo into dropping the bite he'd snagged from one of Touya’s many dishes.
“What happened?” Fuyumi asked, confused but now the extra shoes at the front door were starting to make sense.
“This BITCH has locked herself in my room. She won’t leave claiming that Shoto and Izuku HOLDING HANDS is some kind of hedonistic behavior and they are damned to hell. Apparently the “gays and lesbians are a cursed group that must be purged” or some weird shit. And touching lesbians is somehow contagious?” Natsuo shouted arms flailing about and fluffy bathroom swinging. His white T-shirt was splashed from his quickly showered damp white hair and his lower half shoved into borrowed sweats Touya was sure were his. That bathrobe had to be one of Fuyumi's from a few months back with it's fluffy blue lining and little flowers. He looked ridiculous flinging his arms around in exasperation. Touya tried to cover his snickering only to elicite a glare from Fuyumi.
“Are you even dating?” Keigo interjected.
“NO. Never were. And now she will NOT GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE” he shouted back at the door.
A feral grin spread over Touya’s face. He finally had an out with this girl and a chance at normal family meals without some 15 minute long prayer that let all the food get cold.
“Natsuo is your window still jammed open?”
“Touya how is that relevant here? We have a CRISIS. My room is being PRAYED OVER or something.” Natsuo snapped back at him.
Touya just smiled even wider and looked at Keigo who seemed to catch on. He then looked at a very confused Shoto before whipping his phone out.
“Keigo Shoto. Rally the troups and call every Lesbian or gay you know. We are SMOKING this bitch out!” Touya shouted as he quickly dialed a number he rarely called but occasionally texted. Keigo snapped up his phone equally quickly and dialed as well, an even bigger smile spreading across his face as it was immediately answered.
“Hey Rumi are you still at work? Good. I need a favor.” Keigo started rapidly giving directions to his and Touya’s oldest female friends.
Touya heard his line pick up quickly as well.
“Todoroki-san is something wrong? Is Shoto okay? Is it Izuku?” the worried voice of one Momo Yaoyorozu came across the line. Touya only knew her by chance, having met her at a forced family function years ago, and reconnected when Shoto started college. They shared the same homeroom and he knew she would be honest and blunt with him if Shoto was doing okay or not.
“Sort of. Listen I know this is the weirdest request but do you think you can grab Kyo and maybe like a 10ft ladder or something and head over to my place? We’ve got a bit of a situation and I’m in need of two of my favorite lesbians.” Touya asked through the phone, grin still in place.
“Your favorite...lesbians?” Momo sounded confused before another voice could be heard from behind her
“Is it that bitch Ibara again?” Kyo half shouted before grabbing the phone and placing it on speaker.
“How’d you know who it was?” Touya asked a bit confused since Kyo didn’t share many if any classes with Shoto or Izuku and he’d spoken to her exactly twice, at least to his knowledge.
“I have a music class with her and Izuku. So help me I will scream if I have to hear one more choir hymn followed by her bragging about her older boyfriend who clearly isn’t her boyfriend and the “horrific homosexuals” she’s subjected to at his family dinners. She even tried to point out Izuku to me like I haven’t been in class with him all year. Izuku told me she’d been coming over to your family dinners for a while now.” She snapped back. Between the shuffling and muffled zipper sounds it seemed like he at least had two more people on their team.
“She’s locked herself in Natsuo’s room over Shoto and Izuku holding hands. The doors basically barricaded shut and since we are on the second floor only the janky window in his room is our way in. I need to smoke the bitch out.” Touya said back into the phone. He and Momo’s musically gifted girlfriend might end up being best friends after this if she was as hard core as she sounded.
“we’ll be there in 15. Momo grab your coat I’m calling Mina. We might need the entire squad for this endeavor. Don’t worry, I’ll find a ladder.” a click was heard and Touya placed the phone down turning to Keigo.
“Lesbians are always prepared and have an army. At least that's what Rumi used to say” he laughed before setting his phone down.
“Rumi is headed our way with her girlfriend. 10 minutes maybe?” he said while trying to stop the giggles erupting into a full bellied laugh. “I didn’t know she was actually dating Nejire now.”
“Whose Rumi?” Izuku asked quietly from the couch.
“Rumi is one of my oldest friends. We met in high school during one of Touyas fights against some homophobic trash when she jumped in too. It was just a blur of white hair and a battle cry. After 3 weeks in detention together her first act of freedom was to come flying in a second story window to tackle one of the original brawlers after they rudely commented on Touya’s tattoos. How could we NOT end up being friends after. She’s chaos in its purest form. Her girlfriend, Nejire, she did that teaching internship under Fuyumi remember? Long blue hair?” Keigo started to explain as he searched for a wine opener. This was going to be a hell of a night.
“Oh. She came to dinner a year ago maybe? Rumi was here too. Something about ‘making sure her favorite boys weren’t out of shape yet’? ” Shoto asked, turning to Fuyumi.
“Yep. And Keigo recommended the self defense class when she got her first teaching placement in a rougher part of town. That’s how they met actually a few weeks prior. Someone’s a bit of a matchmaker here” Fuyumi smirked at Keigo thinking back to Nejire’s gushing about the gorgeous white haired woman who could ‘break a mans knee without blinking’.
“Hey, hey, Touya was involved in that scheme too. He made that dinner they both were “accidentally” invited to” Keigo said popping the cork off the wine and pouring himself a glass before passing the bottle to Touya.
“Okay reminiscing about the ‘good ole days of getting together’ is great but HOW are we getting rid of the psychotic mess in my room?!” Natuso screeched back. “there’s no way the four of them are enough to help us here.”
“well Kyo mentioned Mina right? She’s also in our homeroom and part of the same friend group of Kacchan and a few others. If they’re coming that’s a good start. I can call Uraraka and see if she and Tsu could come?” Izuku asked leaning towards his phone.
“Are we trying to overtake the number of heterosexuals in here with homosexual ones?” Shoto asked blankly at Touya looking a bit confused.
“Yes Shoto. We are going to make this apartment over run with as many lesbians as possible and who ever else from the rainbow army we can acquire. Chaos is the goal here” Touya laughed as he took a sip straight from the wine bottle.
“We will need more wine and food then. Izuku call her, I will call Katsuki and see if Mina has convinced them to join. If chaos is what we want, he’s the best choice” Shoto started dialing his phone immediately.
Izuku blinked then started to laugh as he began pulling up a contact on his phone.
Touya looked back at him, “Why is this Katsuki the best choice?”
“Kacchan is someone I’ve known forever. Shoto likes to press his buttons but they make a great project partners since they're both at the top of the class. He’s got more anger management issues than even you allegedly had and is a very very proud gay man. Plus he’s part of the MMA team with Kirishima, Sero, and Kaminari, well Kaminari not so much anymore since he started back dancing with Mina, but he still practices with them and absolutely hates Ibara. They all do. We had a history class a semester ago all together and he threw a desk after an argument that concluded with her insulting Denki. The MMA team is basically just the rainbow army in team form. I’m pretty sure they just finished practice so they should be all together in the same gym as Uraraka. And if Mina is coming then The Bakusquad is coming for sure, they are super protective of each other. Especially after the club incident with Mina and Denki. And Kyo is Denki’s best friend so he will surely be here to back her up. Plus, Kaminari coming means Shinsou, you know they officially connected after that club debacle last semester, which is even better. He’s basically a more tired, equally snarky, you.” Izuku dumped out as he pointed towards Touya’s all black look and multiple piercings. “You guys would be instant friends.”.
Touya's mouth was gaping by the end of the longest monologue he'd ever heard out of Izuku's mouth. Actually it was also probably the most blunt. And perfect. He was finally warming up to everyone in the family.
Izuku was rapidly chattering into the phone as Shoto did the same. Shoto then held the phone as far from his ear as he could. Shouting was heard on the other end of the line that even Touya could hear from the Kitchen before it abruptly stopped.
“That was Kacchan as Izuku calls him. We will apparently be seeing him shortly with his fellow teammates and Mina.” Shoto said before turning back to Izuku.
“Uraraka and Tsu are headed our way and grabbing some extra drinks and snacks in case this becomes a stake out.” Izuku said laughing.
Fuyumi turned to Touya and Keigo, “do we need to warn the neighbors...or at least the downstairs ones?”
“I’m not even going to think about it right now. I’m just imagining how the phone call to the police is going to go. ‘help lesbians are crawling in through the window of the room I don’t own yet I’ve locked myself in to avoid them and I can’t escape!” Touya said back, pitching his voice higher and more nasally, setting Keigo and Shoto off into a fit of laughter.
“How are we even a functional family...and WHAT are we telling mom?” Fuyumi sighed as she sat down at the table, taking the offered wine glass Keigo held out, before taking a long sip.
“Hell if I know. At this point I’m trying to figure out if we even have enough chairs in this place for everyone,” Touya sighed as he also sat down.
A banging on the front door was followed by a crash of the door swinging open and Rumi practically flying through the front door. “Where’s the fight?!” She screeched flinging herself towards Keigo for a massive hug as Neijire followed behind sighing as she closed the door and inspected the wall for damage.
“Sorry she got a little too hyped about this on the way. Something about a window in high school I think?” Nejire said with a smile as she walked into hug Fuyumi. Rumi’s smile turned even more feral as she looked over towards Touya for confirmation about a ladder.
“Apparently she won’t be the only one. At this rate half of U.A. is going to be here,” Touya said as he got back up to pry Rumi off a struggling Keigo for his own hug.
“We’re waiting on a ladder from Kyo and Momo to get in through the window apparently. But we may as well just all hang out here while we wait.” Shoto said from across the room. Natsuo headed towards him and flopped down on the couch next to Izuku.
“Why does this always happen to me!” He moaned into a pillow.
“Because you have terrible taste? Does anyone else remember that one girl you dated a year ago? Long Blonde hair? Totally ditzy? She nearly drove Touya off the balcony with that weird slang. Izuku had to translate for me when I'd come back to the dorms.” Shoto responded with a smile quirked up for the first time.
Touya turned to look at his younger brother finally smiling and cackled. He walked over and ruffled his hair before smacking the back of Natsuo’s head with a pillow to move and sitting down.
“Camie right? She was a mess. I still don’t know what she was saying half the time. Why can’t you just join the Legion of Bisexuals and Gays with us?”
“I just haven’t met the right guy to confirm that yet. Also that was told to you in confidence!” Natsuo shot back as he sat up more, glaring at his older brother.
“Natsuo we ALL know you had a crush on that super muscly movie guy when you were in middle school. You ranted about his abs and arms for weeks after just his debut film came out. How could we NOT know. Just earlier this year you kept talking about some red haired ‘built like a demi god’ guy from that class you last minute TA’d for HOURS at every dinner. Even Shoto could tell you liked him.” Fuyumi tossed back from across the room hiding her laughter behind the wine glass.
“Heck Touya barely dates but we all know he’s gay. He’s just waiting for the right guy to swoop in the door.” Rumi said as she grabbed some grapes from the cheese board Fuyumi unwrapped on the table.
Polite knocking on the front door interrupted again and Keigo went to open the door.
“This is Todoroki-san’s house correct?” a polite voice said from outside.
“It is. Come on in you must be Yaoyorozu-san” Keigo responded in a shockingly polite voice.
“Oh just call me Yaomomo please,” she started before she was shoved inside by a shorter girl with an angled purple bob.
“We are starting to worry the neighbors get in here” Kyoka said as she closed the door behind her.
Touya stood up and waved to both of them, “I’m guessing this is the famous Kyo-san, Yaoyoroza-san?”
“It is. This is my girlfriend K-” Momo began before Kyo cut her off.
“Just call me Kyo and her Yaomomo, all the sans and what not are too much. Where’s the crazy bitch hiding? Did we beat Mina here?”
Shoto leaned forward, “You did. Uraraka said the Bakusquad was heading over from the gym as she was packing up to grab Tsu. Did you find a ladder?”
Kyo started laughing and elbowed Yaomomo who finally relaxed her overly polite posture and started to smile.
“Oh we did. Borrowed it from the music studio on our way over and left it out front. Did you say the entire Bakusquad AND Urakaka? Isn’t it just Ibara we are supposed to get out? Or is it an army?” Kyo said while trying to contain her laughter.
“At this point it’s just a revenge party and who knows what's happening in my room. I may never be able to get rid of the “pray the gay away” echos in there” Natsuo moaned from the couch.
“So this is your girlfriend Natsuo?” Yaomomo asked as they shuffled into the kitchen
“WE WEREN'T DATING” he screeched before slamming his head back into the pillow.
“She sort of assumed they were and it’s been a very long two months of dirty looks and snide comments.” Touya said as he reached over to pat his brothers head. “The more chaos the better at this point.”
They both looked up at yet another thump. As if Shoto had said the magic words the front door was nearly kicked in by a short blonde haired god in a black tank top showing off muscular arms and a snarl. “where is the bitch” he snapped as The light from outside almost made him glow, like an angel from hell before he was abruptly shoved aside by a pink blur dancing into the room.
“Bakubabe you have GOT to stop kicking doors. Those combat boots can’t take any more scuffs. HELLO everyone, I’m Mina!” Mina announced as she skipped inside.
“Serious Bakubabe you have to have more finesse. Your roundhouse kicks are gonna suffer if you break a toe or something” a tall lean black haired man said laughing as he slid inside followed by a short yellow blur running in and tackling Kyo into a hug.
“KYOOOOOOO” Denki screeched huging her as Sero walked up behind him with another tall purple haired goth who tried to pry Denki off Kyo.
“Denki you literally saw her earlier today in the dorms. Let the girl breathe.” Shinsou maybe, said.
Touya was trying to keep up as his apartment was flooding with attractive men covered in sweat obviously from a good workout. The first blonde through the door snarled towards the other blonde “Pikachu quit suffocating Ears and listen to Eyebags. We have a literal mission here. Hi Yaomomo.”
Fuck he was absolutely re-experiencing his sexuality crisis. At least he wasn’t alone.
As the last person came in a shut the door he heard Natsuo gasp and mutter, “Holy fuck I am gay. It’s like my gay awakening in real life. It's him.”
Touya looked towards Natuso line of sight and saw a red head towering over even the lanky black haired guy and purple haired goth. He was built like a truck, grinning ear to ear as he wrapped an arm around the angry blonde angel.
“Bakubro chill. Yaomomo is that the music room ladder out front? How did you manage to get it here?” the red head smiled towards her.
It took a minute of overlapping responses before Mina turned away from talking to Izuku and Shoto and announced “WAIT, I don’t know everyone. Introductions please?”
Shoto looked up at here and started pointing, “Over there is Fuyumi, my older sister, and her boyfriend Keigo. He’s been friends with my oldest brother forever. Next to them are Rumi, another old friend of theirs, and her girlfriend Nejire. She teaches martial arts classes and Nejire teaches at a school downtown. You know Kyo and Yaomomo, who apparently Touya knows too” he said turning to look at his oldest brother who shrugged with a quick “someone had to update me you weren’t only eating cold Soba” before turning back to the couch. “This is Touya my oldest brother, a chef, and the awestruck mess next to him is the cause of all this, Natsuo. He's a medical grad student at UA with us.”
“Oh so you’re the troublemaker huh?” The red haired giant said laughing.
Natsuo wheezed and stuttered making Touya turn and burst into laughter followed by Keigo and Rumi. Keigo must have explained Natsuo's obsession with muscly red heads.
“I’m Kirishima Eijiro but just call me Kiri. This feral gremlin is Bakubake or Kats as we call him. Mina announced herself already. Sero is next to our energy ball Kami or Denki and his boyfriend and our resident edgelord Shinsou.” He said smiling towards everyone. “I heard there was a call to arms for all the lesbians. We’re just the back-up brigade”
“Hell no I’m not back-up. That bitch started off on some kind of religious rant EVERY class last semester. I want another shot at her.” Kats snapped as he pulled away from Kiri, smacking his arm off his shoulder and shoving him towards Sero.
“I mean Kats is an absolute beast of a fighter and cook but I don’t think either of those are going to be needed tonight...wait who made all this food” Denki said as he reached for something from the spread.
“Denki ask first,” Shinsou said as he grabbed his much shorter boyfriends hand before it could grab anything. He pulled him into a hug as Kami tried to grab at the food. “Sorry post workout we usually either have Kats’s cooking or I get us takeout, he’s going to be a bit chaotic. The hiphop team had dance pratice right before so there wasn't even a snack break.”
Sero let out a laugh before looking at the massive spread Touya laid out that was slowly growing cold. “Damn seriously though this is as impressive as Bakubro’s meals. Bakubabe you’re gonna have some competition”
“Touya’s a chef. He makes the best meals for their family dinners.” Izuku responded before turning towards Kiri, “Kiri did you all come straight from the gym?”
Conversation quickly started back up again between everyone, loudly overlapping one another. Touya turned back to Natsuo who was still in his gay panic and laughed before a pillow smacked him in the face. Shoto looked back at him innocently. “Are both my brothers having a gay crisis?”
“I’m pretty sure that Kiri guys muscles have given Natsuo an anyeursm. I hope hes single because we’ve just confirmed Natsuo’s registration in the rainbow army” Touya replied back with a bit of a laugh.
“Kacchan is single too. They both are. Ya know...just in case that far off stare you just had towards him wasn’t you spacing out” Izuku said over Shoto’s shoulder to Touya with a laughing smile.
Just as Touya was about to launch himself at him the front door slammed open one again with a loud battlecry that could have rivaled Rumi's from high school.
“Let’s smoke this bitch out!” Uraraka screeched, as a green haired girl Touya could only assume was Tsu, followed her in hauling bags of snacks and drinks.
“GAY AVENGERS ASSEMBLE” Denki called back from across the room setting off laughter from Sero and Shinsou and small giggles from the rest of their squad. This had to be some kind of inside joke.
“Uraraka! Tsu!” Izuku said scrambling away from the gay panicking couch to greet her. He quickly made introductions only to be stopped when Uraraka recognized Rumi,
“You competed in that MMA exabition last month didn’t you? You were amazing! I have to take one of your classes!” Uraraka shouted before launching herself towards Rumi and Nejire, pulling Tsu with her and she excitedly started asking questions. Tsu surprisingly pipped up a few questions towards Nejire, having remembered her from an education course last semester.
“Okay this isn’t solving MY problem people. We need to remove the homophobic door locker please!” Natsuo shouted from the couch, finally recovering some level of communication ability as he averted his eyes from the red haired tank.
“Right. So the plan was to take a ladder outside to the window and climb in through the broken one that’s stuck open to try and chase her out. I think someone said they brought a ladder? And since we have extra help we should be able to do it pretty easily,” Keigo explained to the mass over people.
“Just curious. Why only the lesbians?” Kiri asked
“You would absolutely fail at that Shitty Hair. You're too big to fit through a jammed window” Kats quipped back to him with a smirk.
“I wanna climb through a window” Denki asked from his spot firmly wrapped in Shinsou's arms.
“Not unless I’m standing under you. You might be more flexible and smaller than kKri But I am not having you faceplant off a ladder because you slipped and wind up having to carry you everywhere while an ankle or a knee heals,” Shinsou said looking down at his boyfriend.
“Besides it’s easier to squeeze the girls up there if we all help balance the ladder at the bottom,” Sero answered before looking to Kyo and Yaomomo, “You both okay with this?”
“Honestly I wasn’t thrilled at first but this is becoming a hilarious adventure. I've never done something this wild. I’m in.” Yaomomo said smiling at Kyo who nodded.
“Then lets do this!” Uraraka said as she started marching back out the front door followed by Tsu, Rumi, Nejire, and Mina. Yaomomo and Kyo followed with Denki, Shinsou, Keigo, and Sero who dragged Kiri behind him shouting back to Kats something about them being the muscle below and him being the muscle above.
Shoto stood up and looked at Izuku, “Should we watch the show from inside or outside?”
“Honestly someone might want to warn Ibara that the situation is about to change real fast. And maybe the neighbors.” Izuku replied standing up to follow him.
Fuyumi looked at her brothers, “You deal with the problem locked in there. I’ll go with them to avoid the neighbors calling the cops on you. Again.” they headed out the front door and Touya shoved Natsuo up.
“Go deal with your not girlfriend. Warn her 7 lesbians are coming in through the window and the gays are out for revenge.”
Touya turned to Kats who was still standing near the table spread but glaring at Natsuo's bedroom door with his arms crossed.
“You hoping the door will spontaneously combust if you glare at it hard enough?” Touyas asked with a laugh.
“Maybe. I’m just tired of dealing with her and everyone else like her.” Kats replied back his shoulders sagging a bit.
“Izuku said you got into it with her last semester in a class?”
"Can I be totally honest here?" He responded still staring at the door.
"Always" Touya replied moving closer.
“It was a disaster towards the end of the year. I tried to not get angry but when she started in on the transphobic shit I was just done. Denki and I are both Trans, although Denki prefers to be more genderfluid now that his confidence is back up and he’s dancing again on the hip hop team with Mina. All the stuff she kept saying about how people ‘like that’ deserve terrible things or how gays are bad people or whatever just kinda broke the damn. Denki was already having a bad week and when she directed it at him saying no one would want to ever be with him, I snapped. I don’t even think anyone knew I had Transitioned outside of my friends group and Izuku until I practically screamed it in her face and threw the desk. Aizawa was not pleased but at least he understood why everything got out of hand thanks to Shinsou stepping in. I'm pretty sure Aizawa regreats taking over that history course but at least he's also an ethics teacher.”
Kats let out a long breath before he jerked his head up and stared straight into Bright blue eyes. His eyes widened as he realized he’d just outted himself and one of his closest friends to a complete stranger.
“Shit. Please don’t say anything to Denki. I know he’s much more open about it now but I just fucked up. Fuck, FUCK.”
“Hey, chill. It’s okay. I don’t really see a problem with any of that. As far as I can tell you’re both very attractive guys. Period. End of story. Anything that came before is irrelevant to the now. Well Denki is he/him today right?” Touya said smiling down into those bright red eyes. Damn this Kats guy was attractive. He hadn’t felt anything like this with his last boyfriend even.
“Yea. He prefers he/him still, even when rocking one of Mina’s fashion course killer skirt creations.” Kats said back with a small laugh. “Honestly I think that's part of what attracted Shinsou to him and finally getting up enough courage to ask him out. The idiots were pining at each other until the club debacle with Denki and Mina plus the entire squad. Shinsou just kept appearing at the right time.”
“I need to hear this club story..” Touya mumbled trying to piece together the chaos that must have been last semester when this Denki and Shinsou got together.
A bang was heard and they both jumped looking over to where Natsuo was starting to raise his voice at the door while slapping loudly on it.
“Was he actually dating her?” Kats asked looking back at Touya.
“Nah but he brought her over too often and she just decided it meant something. Actually I think your ‘shitty haired’ friend may have been his gay reawakening” Touya said back with a smirk. Kats’s eyebrows raised and he smiled back at Touya.
“Really now? Kiri mentioned some White haired grad hottie who was a TA for one of his physical therapy classes. That wouldn’t happen to be Natsuo would it?”
“Oh that’s him all right.” Touya and Kats shared a knowing look. Tonight was going to get even better.
“Did you really make all this shit? It’s gone cold and going to go to waste.” Kats poked at one of the casserole dishes.
“Of course. No self respecting chef would use instant or pre-made anything on this kind of spread. Getting the day off from Mighty Holidays was hard enough, I’m not half-assing it” Touya replied with a sparkle in his bright blue eyes.
“You’'re the chef at the Mighty Foods pop-up?” Kats nearly shouted, surprised it was someone so young and alternative looking. And hot. God Shoto’s brother was hot.
“Getting a reservation is near impossible. My parents went and the hag wouldn’t shut up about the pork or something. Apparently it’s now up to me to figure out how to recreate it for Christmas dinner since dad cannot “make it the same way” and he's exhausted every recipe he could find. You have to be kidding me here.”
“Wish I was doll face, but that’s all me” Touya said back with a smirk. “I’ve been with them for five years now. Glad to hear someone appreciates good food. Maybe I'll teach you the secret to the pork?”
Kats flushed red looking at him smiling back. "Doll face?" he whisper quitely.
“Want to help me reheat some of these dishes? Or remake a few at this point, This could take a while.” Touya turned back into the kitchen and flicked on the oven while Kats brought over some of the dishes. The table was quickly emptied of things needing to be reheated as an exasperated Natsuo came stomping into the kitchen, fluffy bathrobe still swishing behind him.
“I can’t get her out. She started up on some prayer thing again. I’m going to have to sage that room” Natsuo grabbed the second bottle of wine Fuyumi and Keigo brought and popped the cork out before pouring himself a large glass.
A loud screeching was heard and all three heads turned. Shoto and Izuku were coming back in the front door and stopped to look where the sound came from. Crashing followed by more yelling came from inside Natsuo’s locked bedroom.
Outside the apartment the teams had assembled with Keigo and Kiri holding the ladder for the girls to climb up, Shinsou and Sero forming a sort of Pyramid base that Mina happily climbed on to to help, as Kyo scaling the ladder first to try and wiggle the jammed open window further up. It moved pretty easily and she was the first one through followed by Mina being lifted by the taller boys. Rumi practically scaled the side of the building before pulling herself through.
“Now That’s impressive” Uraraka commented to Nejire who sighed with stars in her eyes.
“She’s so bad ass and perfect” Nejire climbed up quickly after followed by Tsu while Uraraka used the boys pyramid. There was yelling already starting from the room
Yaomomo was the last to head up before looking at the window just below where she was headed. An old couple had poked their heads out of the drawn curtains and were gaping at the chaos unfolding before them. She quickly scrambled up the ladder. Before anyone could stop him Denki jumped onto the ladder and waved to the couple.
“Don’t worry! Just a team of lesbians assembling to remove some homophobic trash with the gay avengers. We’ll be out of here in just a minute!” Denki scrambled up the ladder to join the chaos inside the room.
“Denki! Get back down here!” Shinsou called trying desperately to get his chaotic boyfriend out of the fray.
“Don’t worry. Rumi has got this thing handled. He’s safe up there, but I’ll stay here until everything is good.” Keigo said to the boys as Fuyumi rounded the corner.
“Oh great we scared the neighbors by having to forcibly remove someone at 9:30 at night...” She sighed as she waved to the older couple. They quickly shut the blinds and Fuyumi and Keigo stood by holding the ladder as the other three headed back inside.
Inside the apartment the chaotic noises had gotten louder as Natsuo backed away from the door. Just as the trio from below entered the apartment, his door was finally flung open and a screaming Ibara was rushing out. Natsuo stumbled back into the very firm chest of one tall red giant who easily caught him. Ibara screamed back towards him while Rumi and Kyo stormed out of Natsuo room yelling over her to get out.
“You’re all disgusting sinners, how dare you!” She kept shouting.
Mina practically pranced out of the room followed by a laughing Denki stumbling into Shinsou’s arms
“At least we aren’t a stuck up bitch with an icicle up your ass” he shouted back and Mina stuck out her tongue.
Uraraka had grabbed Tsu as they stepped out of the room and kissed her right in front of Ibara causing her to slap her hand over her eyes dramatically and stumble towards the hallway leading to the door out of the apartment. Rumi and Kyo looked at each other before grabbing their respective girlfriends hands and kissing them right in front of Ibara and blocking re-entrance into Natsuo's room while Mina waved her hands towards Ibara like she was a child who had cooties.
Shoto looked around at the chaos and the gasping Ibara frantically looking around for an escape and finally, for the first time, caught on to what everyone was trying to do. He grabbed Izuku’s hand and quick pecked him on the forehead then cheek earning a squeak from his bright red boyfriend. Denki practically climbed Shinsou to grab his face and kiss him further surrounding the source of the todoroki households problems.
Kiri looked over at Sero who pointed at the white haired man half wrapped in his arms and made a silly kissy face. Kiri looked down at Natsuo who looked back up just a bit at him before making a startled noise as Natsuo grabbed kiri’s hair and kissed him. Sero’s loud whoop and cheering added to the already noisy space.
Ibara’s shrieking got louder. Touya and Kat’s stood closest to the apartment doors short entrance way laughing hysterically at the sudden shift in their great “smoke the bitch out” plan.
“I’d run to the nearest holy water if I were you. You never know how much sin could stick to you!” Touya taunted towards the frantic disaster spinning in a circle.
“You’re gonna have to burn those clothes now.” Kats added with a laugh.
“No one ASKED YOU. No one WOULD WANT YOU.” Ibara shrieked back at Kats. Kats stepped back a bit almost like she had slapped him. Touya looked down and realized she’d hit a nerve, something more sensitive than it should be.
“Hey crazy bitch” he shouted, stepping towards her making her back up further towards the door. He grabbed Kats hand and pulled him with him. Looking down and silently hoping he wasn’t going to ruin his chance with this perfect spitfire.
“I want him”
and he grabbed kats and kissed him hard on the mouth.
Shock written on Kats face as Touya held his cheek gently while pressing him against him chest with his other arm before he smiled into the kiss and melted just a bit against him. Surprise kisses from a hottie he met less than an hour ago? Hell yes he was going with it.
He heard the final stumbling yell and the noise of someone running down the apartment complex hallway but didn’t care. He just stayed in Touyas arms for another moment.
“Well this is a development” came from the door.
Turning Touya practically growled at his oldest friend. Keigo and Fuyumi stood in the doorway. Keigo smirking at the entire space as he leaned the ladder outside the apartment and Fuyumi tried to turn away a bit to give them privacy.
Kats turned back towards the room where everyone else was only to see them staring at him and Touya. His entire face flushed and he hid his face in Touyas shoulder.
“Damn Bakubro, you’ve caught the ultimate edgelord. If I didn’t know Shinsou was secretly a softy I’d say you’re copying me” Denki called out from his perch in his blushing boyfriends arms.
“Denki quit it” Shinsou said as he tried to shush his boyfriend filter free comments.
“I don’t know Shinsou. I think this is the perfect ending to our adventure. Bakubabe can finally settle down with someone who can handle his anger and compete with his cooking,” Sero started pointing at the newly formed couple before dramatically turning and pointing at Kiri and Natsuo, “and Kiri finally landed the TA he’s been PINING over for the last 4 months. Win-win in my book. Shoto you got a problem with your brothers dating any of them?”
Shoto shook his head smiling and hugging Izuku. Mina whipped around as Kyo pulled away from the taller Yaomomo to look at Natsuo.
“THAT’S the TA you wouldn’t shut up about?!” Mina yelled.
“Shoto did you know??” Kyo practically shouted at him. They'd both been equally subjected to random near poetic spurts by Kiri over the last semester about said TA. Even Kats had given up trying to stop them.
“Know what? That Kiri kept commenting on a “white haired hottie” who TA’d for one of his PT classes and that my brother was a TA for PT class? Sure. It took like a week. Natsuo wouldn’t go a single family dinner without bringing up the overly muscle built red head in his class. I don’t think our school has another “red haired built like a demi-god” guy in it, do we?” Shoto replied still looking at Izuku.
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” Touya practically shrieked, “I spent SIX months watching you oblivious to Izuku’s affections only for you to finally catch on when he straight up kissed you but somehow you sleuthed out Natsuo’s secret crush on your fellow homeroom member in less than a week?! HOW?”
Keigo burst into laughter with Fuyumi following closely behind. Izuku was still gaping at his boyfriend while Kiri and Natsuo looked at each other and tried to hide the rising blush.
“I mean Touya also clearly like Bakubro and Bakubro is practically ready to jump him. It’s that obvious?” Shoto stated once again resulting in multiple stares, outright gaping, and Sero practically falling over laughing at him copying Kats least favorite nickname.
“Bakubabe you can’t argue when the least observant member of our class can tell you’ve caught feels,” Sero laughed as he looked towards the slowly erupting Kats.
“HALF AND HALF. TAPE ARMS. I AM GOING TO-mm” Touya slapped a hand over his mouth and dragged him towards his room.
“I’ve got this. Foods re-heated in the oven. Just grab some stuff.” Touya yelled over his shoulder while shoving kats into his room.
“They aren’t coming back for a while are they?” Tsu asked quietly.
“Doubtful at this point” Rumi said turning towards the kitchen to start grabbing some fo the prepped food.
"Kats has some emotional constipation to workout. He doesn't have the sunshine personality Kiri over there does," Shinsou said as he kissed Denki's hair.
"At least the Christmas table will be full this year finally," Fuyumi said with a knowing look towards Natsuo and Kiri. They were lost in each other starring at this point.
“Just let them sort it out I guess while we eat?” Nejire added following her girlfriend as everyone started resetting the table into a buffet.
The next morning all of class 1-A was assembled in their homeroom of sorts for Finals grades to be distributed. Aizawa tiredly looked out at the class and noticed for once his son wasn’t the only exhausted looking mess. Half the class looked like they were asleep and even Momo was barely keeping her eyes open. He himself was on his fifth cup of coffee after no sleep the night before.
“Problem Children.” Aizawa snapped. Multiple heads shot up from their desks or half slumped forms.
“I heard a strange rumor from my husband last night,” He continued “Apparently his parents old neighbors called to tell them a strange story which of course meant they had to tell my husband and then he had to tell me. They live in an apartment building just off campus and there was some type of chaos with, and I quote, “lesbians assembling through the windows to help the gay avengers remove trash”. I don’t know whether to be impressed by the team work or frustrated because once again I lost sleep to my husband going off on a THREE hour tangent about how this could totally be a certain group of students I happen to teach, followed by his Midoriya (Izuku’s head jerked up more at his name) level assesment of who each student would be within the avengers. Additonally I had to listen to a one sided debate about whether or not our son was a part of that,” Aizawa sent an exhaust glare towards Shinsou who ducked his head.
“And would anyone care to explain why Vlad told me first thing this morning one of his students has decided to transfer to a CONVENT of all things. That’s two students transferring out of our top two classes in less than a year. Why do I keep hearing about some type of avenging squad?” Aizawa added rubbing his head amid the snickering from his students that followed. It wasn’t how his final morning before break should have started. At this rate he was going to be ready for bed before lunchtime.
A hand shot up amid the chaos and before anyone could shush him Denki asked, “Aizawa sensei, which Gay Avenger do you think I would be?”