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1. Online Dating is a Nightmare by JustAPotat

   Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Jan 2023

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • The Corinthian/Hob Gadling
   • Eleanor | Hob Gadling's Wife/Hob Gadling
   • The Corinthian/Dream of the Endless | Morpheus
   • Hob Gadling
   • The Corinthian (Sandman)
   • Original Characters
   • Mentioned Eleanor | Hob Gadling's Wife (The Sandman)
   • Mentioned Dream of the Endless | Morpheus - Character
   • Desire of the Endless
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Lust at First Sight
   • Awkward Flirting
   • Misunderstandings
   • Angst
   • Teacher Hob Gadling
   • Hob Gadling Hates Shakespeare
   • The Corinthian is His Own Warning (The Sandman)
   • Blow Jobs
   • Praise Kink
   • Choking
   • Stabbing
   • no beta we die like hob didn't
   • The Corinthian/Hob Gadling is the main ship
   • Character Study
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • The Corinthian Deserves Nice Things
   • Hob Gadling is that Nice Thing
   • Eye-mouth fingerfucking
   • Anal Sex

   Summary

   Hob Gadling has always been an adventurous soul, but this new online dating thing that his co-workers keep suggesting sounds a bit too good to be true. After all, he's lived through several centuries where the norm was enduring a lengthy and complicated courting process before you could even entertain the notion of bedding your lover. Of course, visiting the whore house was always a quick and easy option, but it also brought the risk of syphilis and other nasty diseases Hob would rather go without.

   So you can't blame him for being a tad skeptical.

   Eventually, he caves after much nagging from his co-workers. Mainly just to shut them up, but also so he could say he at least gave it an honest try. After all, what's the worst that could happen?

    

   Going out on a date with a serial killer nightmare is apparently the worst that can happen.

   Language:

   English

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   20,117

   Chapters:

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