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espresso cookie and madeleinene cookie go to fight together. the stage was pretty hard and they haven't beaten it yet, so doing this shit is kinda dumb.
espresso cookie looked worried. "are you sure about this? we don't have healers or anything" madeleine cookie laughed,"we don't need healers lmao theyre fucking mid L+ratio"
they're already almost halfway through the stage. it's too late to go back now, so they'll have to deal with having no healer.
it's almost the end now. these two dumbasses are now basically on life support, madeleine cookie believed that they would beat it, but espresso cookie didn't. this was the final enemy of this stage. madeleine cookie used his skill one last time and that enemy went flying.
"look polar espress cookie, we did it yayayay ✨✨✨😭😭😻😻😻🌸🌸🌸🌸🫶🫶🫶🫶🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🦭🦭🦭🦭" madeleine cookie yelled exitedly. he waited for an answer. He then realized that espresso cookie was probably behind him. He saw something that he would never want to see.
espresso cookie was laying there, bleeding to death. he was bleeding so much blood that his shirt is full of blood stains. madeleine cookie quickly hurryed towards him "d-d-dont worry my little expressing i'll call pure vanilla cookie". espresso cookie tryed to get up and failed, so maddie waddie had to carry eprsessseso coochie.
and then pure vagina finally came after like 4947271847293 seconds (madeleine cookie counted btw)