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Here Comes Satan Claus

Summary:

It's the Here Comes Santa Claus song, but instead of Santa it's Satan and he has come to bring Hell on Earth and suffering to all.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Here comes Satan Claus,
Here comes Satan Claus,
Right down Satan Claus Lane.
Berith, Beelzebub, and all his demons
Are pulling on the reins.


Children crying, people dying,
Everyone fleeing in fright.
Say your prayers and weep your tears
'Cause Satan is riding tonight.


Here comes Satan Claus,
Here comes Satan Claus,
Right down Satan Claus Lane.
There is no chance for you to escape.
You're in for a world of pain.


Hear those sleigh bells, they're a tollin',
Bringing a horrendous sight.
Only suffering will be felt
When Satan Claus rides tonight.


Here comes Satan Claus,
Here comes Satan Claus,
Right down Satan Claus Lane.
Don't bother trying to fight against it,
You only will be slain.


There'll be no sweet dreams, just your screams,
But no one will listen to your plight.
There will literally be Hell on Earth
Because Satan Claus rides tonight.


Here comes Satan Claus,
Here comes Satan Claus,
Right down Satan Claus Lane.
Berith, Beelzebub, and all his demons
Are pulling on the reins.


Children crying, people dying,
Everyone fleeing in fright.
Say your prayers weep your tears
'Cause we're all going to Hell tonight.


There will be no hope for us
When Satan Claus rides tonight.
No, there will be no hope for us
When Satan Claus rides tonight.

Notes:

I posted this song parody on DeviantArt a little over a decade ago. I got the idea from the fact that if you shift the 'n' in 'Santa' to the end, you get 'Satan'.

He's certainly not here to bring Christmas joy to all. It's quite the opposite, actually.