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So... Kyle was... a girl now. Started growing out hi- her hair. Wearing skirts and dresses and even make up. Cartman hated to admit it. But she looked pretty fucking good.
She didn't even go by Kyle anymore. She went by Kandy
Kandy was still the same as she was before transition. A morally righteous cunt who couldn't open her mouth without making it some kind of speech.
Only problem was that other students saw her as a target.
A target for torment, a target for side comments and shady stares. It pissed Cartman off.
That was his job. It was his job to torment Kandy, to make side comments and give her shady stares.
It was never towards her transition. Just about the usual things he picked on her for
Being Jewish, being ginger, bullying her for being a girl was just a newly added plus side.
But others wanted to focus on the fact that she was a Transgirl. Who cared? Kandy still had a sandy fucking vagina no matter what was actually in her pants.
He overheard it a few days ago.
"You wanna go out Kandy?" It was Clyde. Cartman had heard him always making jabs at Kandy's new look. Calling her things like boygirl or shemale, it always made Cartman grit his teeth.
Cartman peeked over his locker as he shoved whatever bullshit notes and homework he got from calculus as he watched the scene in front of him go down.
"Really? Aren't you... with Bebe?" Kandy asked surprised
"I dumped her yesterday, thought you were way cuter." Clyde said with a smirk.
What a crock of shit.
Kandy ended up saying yes, Clyde was considered one of the hottest guys in school. Any girl would say yes to that stupid jockhead in a heartbeat.
It was stupid.
Cartman knew that Clyde was fucking with Kandy and he hated it.
He overheard Clyde passingly say to Craig how he wasn't gonna go. He is even still dating Bebe. Lying sack of shit.
Cartman thought Kandy deserved to get her heart broken. Maybe she'd finally realize the guys are just huge fucking assholes and dont deserve her time.
Cartman could be better, yeah he annoyed the shit out of her and was a massive dick head. But at least with him he was consistent, he wasn't lying about his feelings towards her.
But maybe he was lying to himself.
Come Friday, the day Kandy was supposed to go on that date with Clyde. Cartman found her alone seated on the curb of the Denny's parking lot crying. Wearing a nice pretty dark green dress and her messy curly ginger hair in a braided ponytail.
Cartman should have just passed by and went and got his large order of onion rings and an even larger strawberry milkshake alone.
But seeing the freckled girl he felt... guilty.
He wasn't even the guy who fucked her over. But he knew about it, could have prevented it, and been the hero of the story.
But he could be now
"What's your fucking problem? Did the estrogen pills finally get you to period out?" Cartman huffed.
Kandy only peered up at him for a moment, but the mascara running down her face was clear as day that she'd been crying there for a while. She wiped the tears from her eyes and glared at him. "Fuck off fatboy, and I can't get a period, don't have a ... uterus" Kandy's voice trembled into a broken cry as her sentence came to a close, tears streamed down her face again.
Cartman rolled his eyes. "Okay fine whatever don't tell me how your shitty date went."
"Obviously it fucking went bad if you see me crying!" Kandy shouted up at him. The scream only started a sad little speech from the girl.
"Clyde fucking ghosted me! I talked to him before school ended and he promised he'd show up! No call no text nothing!" Kandy gripped her dress tight. "Found out on Craigs instagram that hes hanging out with his stupid friends and was kissing fucking Bebe..."
With a heavy sigh Cartman sat down next to Kandy. "Surprised it took you this long to figure out Clyde's a fucking piece of shit."
Kandy huffed, turning her head away. "Fuck you Cartman... if you noticed you could've said something..."
"I wanted to." Cartman admitted. He felt stupid. Really fucking stupid, more stupid than Nascar fans. "What?" Kandy asked and he went on further.
"I wanted to tell you but I didn't want you to think I was lying. But Clyde isn't the only asshole around." Cartman took only one glance her way. Her teary green eyes staring at him in an almost stunned expression. "Practically almost the whole school talks so much shit about you being a girl and it's like... stupid. You're still the same, you just got tits growing in."
Kandy didn't say anything for a few. "Uh... wow." Was all she could really muster. Cartman stood up.
"Yep, now do what chicks do and eat ice cream and cry because you think you're fat and sad. I got onion rings calling me."
Cartman turned and made his way to the door of Dennys.
But then he stopped when he heard another sniffle come from Kandy.
With a loud sigh he turned around. "Do you... want to join me? I'd rather not see you still crying after I'm done."
Kandy turned her head and looked at him.
"I'm paying and I won't do it again."
A smile formed on that pretty freckled face and Kandy got up. “Sure fatass.”
“I can always change my mind later ginger girl.”