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(harrow)hark the herald angels sing by mayflymusic
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Dec 2022
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Every December, employees of Canaan Mall are selected at random to serve as Santa's elves. This year, Hot Topic employee Harrowhark is one of the unlucky winners. And that's not all - the awful Abercrombie model from across the hall is playing Santa. As the countdown to Christmas begins, Harrow fights whiny children, impatient parents, and worst of all, the attentions of the hottest Santa the world has ever seen.
“How do you do it?”
“Do what? Look this good? Maintain such a chiseled physique? Some people will tell you it’s 80% diet, 20% exercise, but what I’ve learned is—”
“No, you insufferable dingbat. How do you do…this?” Harrow gestures at the tree, the big Santa chair, the velvet carpet that will soon be filled once again with people eager to meet Santa. “All the holly jolly Santa shit.”
“Ah. Well, my dear, let me explain. Here, sit on my lap.”
“I think you know that I will do no such thing.”
Gideon shrugs. “Worth a shot. First of all, you’re as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel, a bad banana with a greasy black peel.”
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READ <3
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absolutely delightful gonna re read it every christmassss
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(harrow)hark the herald angels sing by mayflymusic
Published: 2022-12-24
Work/Series ID: 43803273Relationship Tags:
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Every December, employees of Canaan Mall are selected at random to serve as Santa's elves. This year, Hot Topic employee Harrowhark is one of the unlucky winners. And that's not all - the awful Abercrombie model from across the hall is playing Santa. As the countdown to Christmas begins, Harrow fights whiny children, impatient parents, and worst of all, the attentions of the hottest Santa the world has ever seen.
“How do you do it?”
“Do what? Look this good? Maintain such a chiseled physique? Some people will tell you it’s 80% diet, 20% exercise, but what I’ve learned is—”
“No, you insufferable dingbat. How do you do…this?” Harrow gestures at the tree, the big Santa chair, the velvet carpet that will soon be filled once again with people eager to meet Santa. “All the holly jolly Santa shit.”
“Ah. Well, my dear, let me explain. Here, sit on my lap.”
“I think you know that I will do no such thing.”
Gideon shrugs. “Worth a shot. First of all, you’re as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel, a bad banana with a greasy black peel.”
(Approximate) Last Read: 2025/03/21
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i am not immune
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(harrow)hark the herald angels sing - mayflymusic
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43803273