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It was a boring day to Akutagawa, he had already done all his paperwork and Gin was out in a mission.
So the only thing rest to do was to drink the tea his office still had.
When suddenly, Dazai and Chuuya appears from nowhere screaming:
“CHUUYA AND I ARE HAVING A BABY” Dazai yelled smilingly.
“Congratulations-“
“WAIT WHAT” He spilled his tea pf
“HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE”
Before Akutagawa could add anything, Chuuya threw a paper (a contract?)with ADOPTION wrote in it in his desk.
“It’s you. Sign it”
“Huh?!”