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"It won't be so bad, Iz, if you can kill men for me, can't you fuck one too?" A joke, is what Edward was going for, but it falls flat the longer Izzy stares at him like his boss had grown a second head. "Okay, fine. I know it's- it really is a strange thing to want,"
"No, it's much further than strange, it is senile,"
"Yeah, yeah, okay, but listen! No one else can do it." Then there he goes, and Izzy isn't sure how he does it, but Edward Teach manages to pull an expression that tugs his heart so furiously that, that how could he possibly say no?
OR; Izzy gets creampied. Like, a lot.