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Miraculous holders Discord (1:30am)
Chaton: Did you get all the permissions ready, m’lady?
Pupa: yep! its all set up! ready to send out the invites?
Chaton: hell yea!
Pupa: no swearing kitten!
Chaton: Bugaboo, that is a stupid rule. If we have to defend Paris we should at least be able to say fuck
Pupa: ...
Pupa: fair enough
Rena Rouge just joined. Everyone, look busy!
Yay! You made it Carapace
Queen Bee has joined the server! Its super effective!
Pupa changed 3 nicknames
Chaton: Welcome!
Kit: omfg omfg omfg
Kit: this isn't real
Hatchling: what are these nicknames??
Pupa: its the baby stages of the animals!
Brood: But why
Brood: EW WHY IS THAT MY NAME
Pupa: bee it was either that or larvae
Brood: Nvm
Hatchling: Why is it only the 5 of us? there are a ton of others
Pupa: 2 things
Pupa: 1. you guys are the admins. Me and Chaton are the owners
Chaton: And 2. We have something to talk to you guys about. M’lady, would you like to do the honors?
Pupa: it was your idea! you should get to! plus i gotta go, yk
Chaton: Oh, true. Well if you three look outside, any minute now you should all have a surprise
Kit: WTF
Hatchling: OH
Brood: ???? Why??
Chaton: I’m glad to say that our new guardian has approved 3 new permanent miraculous holders!
Brood: I’m so confused??
Pupa: why?
Brood: BECAUSE! I betrayed you! everyone knows my identity!!
Pupa: Well we do plan on you changing up your suit and name. However, Chloe, your our bee. Your by far the most experienced. And I believe that by giving you this chat as support system you will benefit
Kit: (ooooo she used punctuation)
Brood: SoRrY oNe MiNuTe
Chaton: You ok?
Brood: yEa
Brood: Bi PaNic
Pupa: ...
Kit: relatable
Chaton: ^^
Pupa: ...
Pupa: and here i was thinking i was the only queer
Pupa: just add the others well i sit in shame
Chaton: Why??
Pupa: CaUse I tHoUGh You WhEre hOmOpHoBic CAt
Chaton: WHAT??
Pupa: look anxiety can fuck itself
Hey! Listen! Viperion is here!
Ryuko just landed. Brace yourselves.
King Monkey just arrived. Seems OP - Please nerf
Challenger Approaching - Pegasus has appeared!
It’s Dangerous to go alone! Take Bunnyx
Pupa changed 10 nicknames
Catboy: M’lady please stop changing the nicknames
Lady Clock: that was the last time! promise!
Red: ladybug wtf is your name
The White Rabbit: my poor branding has been stolen!
Lady Clock: i looked up other names for ladybugs and this one came up, and i thought it was pretty!
Fancy Snake: Hello.
TMNT: why the period-
TMNT: WHy my name??
Bard: I wish i could judge my name but i can't its accurate
i teleported into big ben and all i got was this losey nickname: you play D&D too?
i teleported into big ben and all i got was this losey nickname: also can i change my nickname its wayy to long
Lady Clock: fair, go ahead. and I play D&D!
i teleported into big ben and all i got was this losey nickname changed their nickname
H0rs3: Ladybug, may I dm a dnd oneshot with this group? perhaps over a call
yeknom gnik: HELL YES PLS
Lady Clock: in the name of team building, fuck yes.
Fancy Snake: I am unsure what D&D is but I would be happy to learn!
TMNT: ^^
Catboy: ^^^
Red: Then its a date!
Catboy: (;
Lady Clock: i already regret this chat
Miraculous Holder Chat ( 8:47pm)
Red: i’m gay
TMNT: Same
Ladyclock: ^^
Venom: ^^^
Catboy: ^^^^
Bard: ^^^^^
H0rs3: ^^^^^
yeknom gnik: I’m not like homophobic
The White Rabbit: I’m an ally
Venom: congratulations??
Bard: we thank you for your service
Ladyclock: HEARTSTOPPER
Ladyclock: also im taking this as all of you are queer
Fancy Snake: yep
The White Rabbit: mhm!
yeknom gnik: nah me and my boyfriend are straight
TMNT: rheuueeuehsnwosh
Venom: wosh
Catboy: wosh
Bard: wosh
The White Rabbit: wosh
Ladyclock changed TMNT’s nickname
Ladyclock: wosh
Wosh: this is bullying
Red: Ladybug, please marry me
Ladyclock: sure! /j
Wosh: nice job babe
Red: ty <3
Venom: i’m so confused?
Wosh: me and rena are in an open relationship. we're dating eachother but fine with also dating others so likeee
Red: (;
DMs: Rena Rouge ⇒ Ladybug
Rena Rouge: …
Ladybug: qpr?
Rena Rouge: omfg fuck yes
Ladybug: qpr (:
Ladybug: love you! now i'm going to sleep
Rena Rouge: It’s barely 9??
Ladybug: and I dont trust hawkcock not to do a 3am akuma
Rena Rouge: honestly that a good idea
Rena Rouge: gn babe!
Ladybug: gn foxy!
Miraculous Holders Chat
Red: *screenshot_1*
Catboy: I am going to sob.
Red: suck it furry (:
Wosh: GET IT BABEEEE
Red changed Ladyclock’s nickname
Red: <3333/p
Rena’s Lady: -_-
Rena’s Lady: <33333/p
Catboy: I am so betrayed
Rena’s Lady: NOW SLEEP
Wosh: yes ma’am
Red: yes ma’am
Catboy: Yes ma’am.
Venom: Yes ma’am
Miraculous Holder Chat (2:09pm)
Pigella is here! Hope you brought pizza!
Red: aorry for not showing this time bugette! me and pace were incapacitated
Venom: ^^
Pigella: hullo!
Catboy: No worries all! Meet our newest part time holder, pigella!
Wosh: Welcome!!
Pigella: thank you!
Pigella: may i ask for a pronouns check? mine are they/them!
Rena’s Lady: ah shit yes i forgot to do that
Rena’s Lady: she/her, but debating they/them!
Red: they/she (:
Wosh: he/him 0:
Vemon: she/her!
yeknom gnik: he/him
H0rs3: he/xem
Bard: he/they!
Fancy Snake: she/her though a close friend recently made me start questioning so these may change.
Catboy: im so confused
Rena’s Lady: why?
Red: ^^
Catboy: pronouns can change? you can use multiple?
Rena’s Lady: yea??
Catboy: oh fuck
Wosh: you ok dude?
Red: … i think you sent him into a crisis bugette
Rena’s Lady: how is this my fault??
Rena’s Lady: and now do you understand why i thought he was homophobic? i asked him for a pronoun check on the second day and he just gave me a confused look
Rena’s Lady: then we almost got killed by the fucker so yea ig he didn't have time to answer but my queer ass was panicking
Red: ohhhhh
Red: this explains so much
Catboy: im sorry i got to go, i think i have like 1 queer friend outside of you guys and im having a mild crisis over this!
Rena’s Lady: oop-
Fancy Snake: good luck!
Venom: oh holy shit
Text’s: Adrikins ⇒ Chlo
Hey chlo?
holy fucking shit
i didn't even say anything yet!
wait
oh shit
YEA YOU DUMB ASS
wElP
OoPs
anyway help me im having a crisis
ok you dumbass cat
this is already terrifying
i wont spill dw dw
anyway how can i help idiot
love you too chlo
can you try she/her on me?
Miraclous Holders Chat (3:27am)
Rena’s Lady: kill. me. now.
Catboy: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
Red: 3rded
Wosh: 4rthed
Venom: if there is another, paris be damned i am sleeping through it out of spite
Rena’s Lady: 5 FUCKING AKUMAS IN 5 HOURS
Rena’s Lady: HAWKCOCK HAS A WORSE SLEEP SCHEDULE THEN I DO
Catboy: and thats saying something.
Catboy: anyway, no better time then the present!
Catboy changed their nickname
Catgirl: ._.
Rena’s Lady: PROUD OF YOU MINOU
Red: ok 1 congratulations
Red: MINOU??? <333 so cute
Rena’s Lady: shush <3
Venom: …
Venom: btw the idiot accidentally revealed her identity to me in this crisis
Rena’s Lady: CHAT I THOUGHT WE WHERE GONNA SAVE IT
Rena’s Lady: (btw u still ok with me calling you chat?)
Catgirl: LOOK I WAS IN CRISIS (and yes dw (: )
Rena’s Lady: RENA COME HERE RN THATS IT IM REVEALING MYSELF TO YOU
Cargirl: ):
Red: :D
Rena’s Lady: im kidding dw dw
Bard: GO TF TO SLEEP
Miraclous Holders Chat (12:48PM)
Pigella: may I ask something?
Catgirl: go ahead!
Pigella: how did ladybug decide to make this chat?
Rena’s Lady: i didnt, chat did and i just went with it
Pigella: i thought you where the leader tho?
Rena’s Lady: oh fuck no im not /nm
Rena’s Lady: me and chat both are, i know i seem most powerful but we're both equal. Chat could purify the akuma’s too if she wanted to but she refuses
Catgirl: what if they shit in my stickkkk ;-;
Pigella: ohhh sorry
Catgirl: no worries!
Rena’s Lady: anyway im having a crisis pls help
Red: ???
Rena’s Lady: ok so i thought i was just a straight she/they ace right? but now theres this girl and fusocshxigwbao
Red: bitch what am i
Red: a roach?
Rena’s Lady: lOoK i can be straight and find you very platonically attractive??
Rena’s Lady: ok looking back, i'm an idiot
Red: pffft
Red: who is this lady???
Rena’s Lady: uhhh i cant say, civilian stuff?
DMs: Rena Rouge ⇒ Ladybug
Rena Rouge: its chat isnt it
Ladybug: yea but not like im gonna tell her
Ladybug: als im so confuseddddd i have a crush on adrien still but chat? is just so?!?
Rena Rouge: … I
Rena Rouge: nette?
Ladybug: yea?
Ladybug: OH SHIT
Miraclous Holders Chat (12:48PM)
Rena’s Lady: @Catgirl I AM SO SORRY
Red: aahahahah
Catgirl: ???
Rena’s Lady: without revealing too much: i may or may not have forgotten i was messaging rena on my super hero account and not civilian, and said stuff that revealed my identity?
Catgirl: how the actual fuck
Catgirl: do we keep accidentally revealing ourselves in gay crisis
Rena’s Lady: ;-;
Red: sorry bout that chat, ik you wanted to be eachothers firsts
Catgirl: ok the phrasing is horrible but yea
Catgirl: dw about it
Rena’s Lady: you sure?
Catgirl: i did it first, its only fair
Rena’s Lady: I don't deserve you chaton <3
Catgirl: <3
Red: oooooooo
Wosh: WAIT RENA
Wosh: WHERE WE RIGHT?
Red: should have done that in dms but yea
Wosh: CAN WE THEN
Red: its a long story, dms. now.
Rena’s Lady: well now im terrified
Rena’s Lady: wait pace you know too???
Wosh: i gotta be honest, you need better transformation places bugette
Rena’s Lady: lOoK
Catgirl: i am
Catgirl: so confused
Rena’s Lady: so am i, so am i minou
Rena’s Lady: considering rena wont reply to me anymore -_-
Rena’s Lady: Do you want to change your suit or name Chaton?
Catgirl: so… about that
Catgirl: it kinda already did? a couple nights ago, during the 5 akuma night, the first time i transformed that night i wasn't in my normal suit? thats why i was late i panicked and detransformed, had to transform like 5 times before it went back to normal, and then didnt detransform again till like 6am?
Rena’s Lady: i feel like i should be asking if your ok BUT MINOU YOU USED YOUR POWER MULTIPLE TIMES WITHOUT DETRANSFORMING?
Catgirl: yea?
Catgirl: HOLY SHIT YEA I DID
Rena’s Lady: give me 5 min maybe im quizzing Tikki
Catgirl: same with plagg
Venom: I JUST WOKE UP TO SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS WHAT TF DID I MISS
h0rs3: a l o t
Fancy Snake: I watched it all happen and I am still very confused
Bard: ^^
Miraclous Holders Chat (2:09PM)
Rena’s Lady: OK SO
Rena’s Lady: APPARENTLY YOU GAIN MORE POWER WHEN YOU HIT A PERSONAL MILESTONE THAT IMPROVES YOU AS A PERSON, TYPICALLY YOUR CONFIDENCE
Rena’s Lady: BUT FOR MOST HOLDERS THIS IS BECOMING 18 OR HAS ALREADY HAPPENED FOR ADULT HOLDERS
Rena’s Lady: SO TO AVOID HOLDERS TRYING TO OVER WORK THEMSELVES TO HIT THIS MILESTONE, THEY JUST SAY ITS WHEN YOU BECOME AN ADULT
Rena’s Lady: AND I JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR PROCESSING THAT
Catgirl: damn, i was still trying to bribe plagg-
Red: that explains so much??
Red: ok dont get mad but like, i havent had a timer since day 1? but i panicked and thought it was a glitch so i pretended too?
Rena’s Lady: CAUSE YOUR GOAL HITTING MOMENT WAS BECOMING A SUPERHERO!
Red: ig so!
Catgirl: and mine was realizing im trans?
Catgirl: no actually it was probably the internal ‘fuck you’ to my dad that came with realizing im trans
Rena’s Lady: now i feel left out
Wosh: dudes thats so cool tho!
Venom: ig becoming a better person wasnt good enough?
Rena’s Lady: idk? pique you probably havent finished ig?
Rena’s Lady: i havent either so dont feel too bad
Bard: what would that mean for my powers? like is it still a 5 minute timer or can i rewind back as long as im still transformed?
Rena’s Lady: according to Sass, you can only do 5 minutes each but you can set more checkpoints?
Rena’s Lady: and i quote
Rena’s Lady: “blame fluff”