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One day, Captain America invited his communist friend Bucky over to the Avengers tower for some reason.
"Ew! What is he doing here?!" Tony Stark asked.
"Bucky is visiting me, because he is my friend and we enjoy each other's company!" Cap said.
"Oh, okay," Tony said. "Just don't let him cause any trouble!"
"I will use the bathroom now," Bucky said, walking away.
"Ugh, what a weirdo!" Tony said.
Thor came out of the bathroom.
"Hey, dummy!” Bucky taunted. “You have toilet paper sticking out of your pants!"
Thor stomped off without saying anything.
"Ugh! Why is he so stupid?" Bucky said. "I bet it's because he's blonde!"
Bucky went into the bathroom and got mad because Thor didn't flush.
"THAT'S IT!" Bucky declared. "I'm going to go beat him up!"
Thor was in the kitchen, stealing some peanut butter cookies.
"WHAT DUMB THING ARE YOU DOING NOW?!" Bucky shouted.
"I'm just getting a snacky-wacky," Thor whimpered.
Bucky screamed and tackled Thor.
"Help! Help!" Thor screamed."The communist is trying to kill me with his metal arm!"
Iron Man came into the room.
"Whoa, there! What's going on?" he asked.
"I caught this dumb blonde stealing your cookies!" Bucky said.
"Well, that's wrong," Iron Man said. "But there's no need to be so rough! You're choking him to death!"
Thor started turning blue and gasping.
"LET GO NOW, OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!" Iron Man said.
"Ugh! Fine! No need to be such a jerk!" Bucky said, letting go.
"Hey… what's all the commotion about?" Cap asked, sneaking up behind Iron Man.
"Your friend here was trying to strangle one of our teammates!" Iron Man said.
Thor curled up on the floor and sucked his thumb while crying.
"Aw, Bucky!" Cap said. "What'd you do that for?"
"I saw him stealing all of the cookies for himself!" Bucky said.
"That's still no reason to beat him up and almost kill him!" Cap said.
"I was going to distribute them equally among all of us…" Thor said.
"Oh!" said Bucky. "I'm so sorry!"
"Bucky's too rough!" Iron Man said. "I think that he should be banned from the Avengers tower!"
"He just did it because he hates that I'm blonde!" Thor said.
"Wow, Bucky!" Iron Man said. "Hair color discrimination? Really? That's so wrong!"
"Yeah, what the heck?!" Cap said. "How can you hate blondes? I'm blonde!"
"You are?" Bucky said. "Oh! Oopsies…"
"Don't ever come back here again, Bucky!" Iron Man said.
Bucky ran away, crying.
"Tony, why did you do that?" Cap asked. "Now he nowhere to stay! He is homeless, you know!"
"I cannot have people coming here and attacking my fellow Avengers," Iron Man said.
The next day, Bucky woke up and out that his hair had turned blonde overnight!
"Oh, heck! How did this happen? I'm so ugly now!" Bucky said, as if he hadn't already been ugly to begin with.
Bucky called Cap.
"Go, go, Captain America!" Cap answered the phone.
"Hey, Steve! The most awful thing has happened to me!" Bucky said.
"Oh, no!” Cap said. “Come over quickly, and we can talk about it in person, okay?"
"I can't!” Bucky said. “I was banned from the Avengers tower, remember?"
"Hmmm, well maybe you can sneak in and out so quickly that that they won't even notice?" Cap asked.
"Yeah, maybe I could! Okay, Steve! I'll see you soon!" Bucky hung up.
"Hmm… who were you talking to on the phone just now?" Tony asked.
"Nobody! Nobody at all!" Cap said.
"Okay, just as long as it isn't Bucky…" Tony said.
Later that day, Bucky arrived.
"Steve… I'm here…" he said.
"Oh, awesome!" Cap said. "You disguised yourself! Now nobody will ever know who you are!"
"AHHHH! It's Bucky! He's going to beat me up again!" Thor cried.
"STEVE ROGERS!” Iron Man yelled. “I told you not to let Bucky come back here ever again!"
"This isn't Bucky!" Cap said. "This is his blonde brother, Blucky!"
"Oh, okay," Iron Man said. "Wanna go to The Restaurant with us, Blucky?"
"Sure, thanks!" Bucky said.
As soon as the Avengers went outside, it started raining.
"Ahhhhh! I'm going to rust!" Iron Man said. "I'll have to go back inside!"
"No, you have to come with us!" Cap begged. "Otherwise, who will pay for all of our meals?"
"Oh, yeah," said Iron Man. "That's right…"
"Thor, can't you stop the rain?” Hawkeye whined. “It's ruining all of our plans!"
"Sorry!” Thor said. “It just sort of happens when I'm nervous!"
While everyone was standing around arguing, the rain washed all of the blonde coloring out of Bucky's hair!
"Uh-oh…" said Cap.
"What's 'uh-oh'?" Iron Man asked, turning around to look. "WTF! It's Bucky!"
"BAH!" Thor said. "I knew it all along! He came back to kill me!"
"No! I'm Blucky, remember?" Bucky asked.
"No, you're not!" Iron Man said. "Blucky is blonde!"
"Now what” Hawkeye asked. “We don't have to let this awful guy come with us, do we?"
"Nope!" Iron Man said, pushing Bucky into a puddle. "NOW! Everybody, run!"
The Avengers all ran away without Bucky.
"Argh! I almost got to go with them!" Bucky whined. "And I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that meddling rain!"
The End!