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Lecter: Hello, anyone awake? I'm having trouble sleeping Ha Ha!
Lecter: I woke up too late today.

graham: wtf
graham: why u talk like that ☠

Lounds: LMAOOO
Lounds:i was aboutta say
Lounds: whos grandpa in here AJJAJ

graham: no u too
graham: fuck is u doing here

Lounds:okay damn fuck u too then

jimmy: DAMN

bev: no way u just took that hannibal

jimmy: I would get physical

Lecter: What's wrong with the way I type?

graham: everthing 

Abi: can u shut the fuck up like actually
Abi: pissing me of fr

jimmy: DAMN

bev: oop security

Abi:being annoying asf fr
Abi: it’s three in the morning ffs

graham: girl
graham: what r u so mad for???

Lecter: Abigail has classes in the morning, we should be mindful.
Lecter: We should use the chatroom that doesn’t have her in it.

Abi: SORRY??
Abi: there’s a gc WITHOUT ME??

jimmy: oh nah

Bev: Abigail get they asses fr

Lecter: That chatroom is college related

Abi: fake ass bitches

Jimmy: DAMN

jimm: FUCK EM UP ABIGAIL

bev: y’all heard that???

graham: abi there are things in that gc that u can’t see

Abi: I had a goregrish account in 7th grade
Abi:what could possibly be worse

graham: a tower made out of humans

Abi: idc put me in it
Abi:hoe

Graham:ungrateful ass kid

Bev: ya that’s right u tell her Willy

Lecter: I think we should refrain from the name calling, just when it comes to Abigail.

graham: shut ur old ass up

Jimmy: LMAOOFOAOAO

Abi: Hannibal u gotta fight back one of these days

Bev: why y’all always ganging up on peepaw like that😭😭

graham: PEEPAW ☠️☠️

Jimmy: rude ass millennials 😭😭 leave him alone 😭😭

Bev: I love how Freddie jus stopped talking after Will ate her up

Jimmy: I was about to say 😭

Abi: she needs to mind her beeswax

Graham: BEESWAX ☠️

Lecter: Okay, I’m going to sleep.

Lecter: Goodnight everyone. 🫀

bev: yall upset hannibal

Lecter: I’m not upset.

Abi: Yall hear smth??

Graham: Ya no I dont

Jimmy: ghost omg

bev: LMAOO

Lecter: Goodnight.

graham:okay im going to sleep too ig since hoes wanna be dry

bev: i love how u always leave the second Hannibal does

graham: choke

-Graham has left the Chatroom-

Bev: bruh

Abi: hes in love

Jimmy: hes the only one who doesnt know it yet

freddie: and if i published these ss of the gc

freddie: what then

bev: i jump you thats that

abi: all freddie does is gossip

abi: like girl..

abi: do you even go here??

jimmy: abi with the mean girls reference

freddie: im allowed on campus since im apart of the journalism program

bev: girl gets paid to be nosy LMAOOOO

freddie: yea and i have dirt on all of u

abi: oop

jimmy: someone call paw patrol

abi: oh my god i was wondering why she was even in this gc in the first place

abi:u probably have some kind of dirt on will omg

Lounds:I have dirt on Will 

bev: OMG WHAT

Graham: hey! what! the fuck!

jimmy: whoa there

jimmy: did he kill someone or what

Lounds:what no

graham: i couldve told u that

abi: is he racist

abi: sexist?

abi: did he post offensive tweets in like 2012??

graham: HELP

Lounds: no lol but i did find his old insta

bev:omg show

Lounds: hm

Lounds: maybe

abi: bitch

graham: lol pussy

graham: hoes got nothing on me

crawford: All of you. Go to bed.

graham: yes sir

abi: yea gn u guys

bev: gnn

jimmy: ya byye uwu

graham: wtf furry

crawford: Will.

graham: bye gn

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lounds: hey
lounds: will

graham: what

lounds: i want food

graham: ok and

lounds: sigh
lounds: itd be a real shame if
lounds: some info about you
lounds: mysteriously got published.

graham: just type one singular message
graham: ill get u ur damn food
graham: fat bitch

bev: DAMNNN

abi: jesus will ur gonna give her an ed again

Lecter: You are taking it too far, Abigail.

abi: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING OMG

abi: it was will that called her a fat bitch not me 😭😭

Lecter: Will, Apologize.

graham: okay so when she black mails me thats fine but when i fight back IM the bad guy

lounds: yea apologize to me will

graham: shut up

Lecter: Will.

graham: bruh damn

graham: im sorey m8

Lecter: Not in Australian.

graham: im sorry

lounds: u better be

lounds: bitch

graham: shut ur fat ass up

bev: DAMN

jimmy: cannot believe i get to wake up to this

bev: FR 

bev: whenever these two fight it's to the death

abi: LMAO RIGHT

lounds: okay fuck u will

lounds: hannibal and will are fucking

bev: WHATTT

jimmy: HELPPP

abi: WTF ACTUALLY

crawford: What the hell

graham: Hey!! What the fuck!!

graham: kys!! actually !!

graham: Full offense!!

bev: how else would you mean it LMAO

Lecter: Oh dear god.

lounds: yeah and remember when they both went home early SEPERATELY.

lounds: or so we thought

lounds: turns out

lounds: THEY FUCKED

abi: NO

bev: this is foul 

jimmy: what did they do to deserve this omg

jimmy:who did will piss off

lounds: me

graham: STOP IS JACK IN HERE
graham: FREDDIES LYING ON GOD

Lecter: Aren't you atheist?

abi: is that really all u have to say for urself

abi: you man whore

bev: omg

Crawford: I'll be sure to let the board know.

bev: NO DONT GET HANNIBAL FIRED

lounds; Wait what

lounds: no wait dont get him fired

lounds: dont be a snitch

bev: the irony

jimmy: WAIT DONT TELL OMG

jimmy: snitches get stiches frfr

abi: we dont involve jack enough hes just salty

graham: we invite into our gc ONCE and he thinks hes hot shit

abi: OKAY LETS NOT PISS HIM OFF FURTHER

bev: guys lets say we're sorry

graham: im sorry jack for not including you and for sleeping with my professor

abi: HANNIABL IS UR PROFESSEOR???

abi: oops hella misstypes in that

jimmy: who did u think he was 😭

abi: i thought he was someones granpa that you u added in here cuz u felt bad LMAOOO

graham: HELLDPPP

bev: BABAHAHA

Lecter: I should leave.

graham: NO

abi: NO RANDOM OLD GUY PLS STAY

graham: hes my psychiatrist hes not random u whore

bev: WHATT

jimmy: sleeping with ur professor thats ALSO ur psychiatrist is CRAZYYYY

crawford: This is violating SO many HIPPA laws.

Lecter: What Freddie said isn't true. Does she have proof?

abi: didnt will literally just admit to it

Lecter: Will.

graham: i lied 

    User Abigail Hobbs has removed User Jack Crawford

Bev: ABIGAIL

Jimmy: NO WHY DID U DO THAT

graham: ur gonna get us into more trouble omfg 

graham: little shit

abi: im trying to help u guys be fucking grateful

freddie: i didnt mean to cause that much uproar oops

    User Will graham has removed User Freddie Lounds

Abi: BAHAHA

Graham: its what she deserves frfr

Lecter: Will, 

Lecter: Are you feeling aright today? 

Lecter: Maybe our session should be moved to today.

bev: NOT THE THERAPIST TALK

jimmy: will dont take that shit

abi: fr will u gonna do smth abt that?

Lecter: All of you, Stop that.

graham: okay bye guys my shift is starting

abi: sigh

bev: bye willay

jimmy: hannibal r u guys actually fucking

     User Will Graham has removed User Hannibal Lecter

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jimmy: 6 pm and no ones talked yet??

jimmy: whats happeing to u guys

graham: shut ur bitch ass up

graham: with ur 'uwu smol bean OwO' ass

bev: DAMN

bev: wait what the hell

bev:i thought you were talking to freddie or smth

abi: why r u talking to jimmy john like that u bitch

bev: fr like leave bro alone

freddie: Oh ok so he calls me a fat bitch and thats like fine but he says ONE THING abt jimmy and the worlds ending

abi: cuz jimmy is actually nice

abi: hes like not nosy

Lecter: Can we go one day without arguing?? Please??

Lecter: This can't be healthy.

Abi: yeah frfr what he said

graham: i hope you all die

abi:HELP

abi: what happened why u so emo

Lecter: Hoping that a group of people die is not 'Emo'

Lecter: It's worrying, Are you alright, Will?

Bev: that's terrorist mentality will 

abi: bros gonna bomb the school 💀

freddie: watch out hes gonna start playing pumped up kicks

freddie: u hear that shit on the campus speakers run yall

Lecter: You people are not helping.

Lecter: Something is making Will upset.

graham: i hope you get run over on the way out of the building

abi: DAMN

bev: oh nah will 

freddie: wills out for blood today 

Lecter; I'm worried.

Lecter: Did something happen?

graham: kys

freddie: omg

freddie: dont tell ur hookup to kill himself

freddie: rude ass

graham: stfu with ur fucking merida fucking foxface looking ass

graham: dont u have to go turn ur mother into a bear or smth??

graham: dont u have some nightlock berries to be eating??

graham: fucking phineas looking ass bitch

abi:DAMN

bev:: HELPP

jimmy: NIGHTLOCK BERRIES☠

abi: merida from brave??😭😭

Lecter: Will.

Lecter: You will lose friends if you keep doing this.

Lecter: Tell us what happened.

graham: in what world would freddie be my friend

Lecter: Being around someone who gets violent and threatening when they're mad is tiring.

Lecter: Use your words.

abi: what happened will

abi: you only get like this when ur pissed

bev: yeah who got ur panties in a twist

Lecter: Let's not.

Lecter: Will, tell me what happened.

graham: this fucking guy

graham: is talking fucking shit abt  me

graham: thinking i wouldnt fucking find out

graham: and he wasnt even fucking creative with it

graham: if youre gonna fucking talk fucking shit then be fucking creative

abi: DAMN

bev: u been hanging out with nigel too much

jimmy: i was abt to say ☠

Lecter: What did he say?

Lecter: And who was it?

graham: he called me a fucking fag

graham: and i sleep with my fucking teachers

graham: who the fuck says fag as a fucking insult in fucking 2023

Lecter: I'm so sorry, Will.

graham: I'm gonna fucking kill him

abi: slay !!

bev: beat his ass will

jimmy: report him bae

jimmy: THEN beat his ass

freddie: who told you that?

graham: fucking tobias

graham: how r u gonna talk shit with a fucking name like tobias

freddie: I could publish it and say that someone overheard,

freddie:"student hatecrimes LGBTQ classmate" 

freddie: ppl will riot

Lecter: Please do not hurt anyone, Will.

Lecter: Come to my office, we will talk there.

abi: i think we should jump him

bev: honestly

jimmy: im in fr

bev: when

Lecter: Beverly, didn't you say that was 'Terrorist Mentality'?

bev: yea and

bev: im a terrorist now so what

abi: okay lets not say that with a journalist in the gc

graham: abi come to campus

abi: YAS OKAY

freddie: ppl arent allowed on campus if u arent a student tho

bev: everyone to williams dorm rn

Lecter: His real name isn't William.

abi: omg what

abi: is it billy

bev: ew no

graham: oh my god no

Lecter: Will, are you going to be alright?

graham: no

graham: im gonna drag him

Lecter: In the past, has violence ever solved ANY of history's issues?

Lecter: Is fighting him going to make him think any more of you?

Lecter: You could get into SERIOUS trouble.

Lecter: Is he really worth risking your scholarship?

jimmy: hannibal shut up and let him swing

freddie: all in favor of letting will fight tobias say 'I'

bev: I I I I I I 

abi: I

freddie: I

jimmy; I

graham: fucking I

Lecter: Oh, Dear.

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(The following messages take place in the comment section of a livestream being streamed by someone anonymous 🤫🤫)
jimmy: WORLDSTARRRR  

jimmy: GUYS R U SEEING THIS

Bev: OMG WHAT LUNCH ROOM IS THAT

jimmy: C HURRY UP

Lecter: What is 'Worldstar'?

Lecter: Oh my god, Is that Will?

abigail: IT MEANS WILL IS BEATING TOBAIS' ASS RN HURRY UP BEVY

Lecter: What?

Crawford: What is going on?

Lounds: Someone screen rec

Lounds: How long have they been going at it?

Lecter: Oh my god.

Lecter: Are Tobias and Will really fighting?

Jimmy: dude Will is absolutely BEATING TOBACCOS ASS

jimmy: oops *tobais

Abi: TOBACCO ☠️☠️

Bev: this is crazy omg

Lecter: It’s extremely disappointing knowing that you all would rather watch your friend get into a fight, than to help them.

Bev: well if Will starts loosing we’ll OBVIOUSLY step in but until then…;

Abi: Yknow what hannibal

abi: how about YOU step in

abi: you need to quit shitting on us for not helping Will when u don’t even help him urself 😹😹

Lecter: Fine.

bev:oop

Jimmy: WILLS LOSING SOMEONE GET IN THERE

lounds: oh my god is that Hannibal??? 😭😭

Abi: DAMN HANNIBAL RLLY HAS THAT DOG IN HIM☠️☠️

Lounds: Hannibal rlly went in there SWINGING

bev: THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG 

jimmy:Hannibal is so posh and prissy I didn’t know he had this in him

blooming: oh my god??? Is that Will and Hannibal jumping tobais??? 😭

bev: ALANA OMG GO GET UR BFS

Blooming: 😭😭😭 what is going on 😭😭

jimmy:omg basically tobais was bullying Will and Will isn’t a bitch so they’re fighting 

jimmy; idk what the hell Hannibal’s doing there tho

blooming: bullying? What like we’re elementary or smth??? 😭that’s considered harassment now that we’re over 18… did Will report him? What did Tobias do?? I have so many questions 

abi: Hannibal’s gonna get fired ☠️


Bev: Hannibal told Will to report tobais instead of fighting but u know Will don’t like to listen,,,,

lounds: didn’t you guys encourage Will to fight Tobias??

bev: girl shut up no we didnt 

abi:no

abi:no we definitely did

bev: Abigail 

Blooming: omg??? Is that the police??

bev:I CALL NOT IT TO GO PICK THEM UP

Jimmy:NOT IT

abi:NOT IT

Lounds: not it

Blooming: ….

abi: Alana if you say not it then jack has to go get them

Abi: you don’t want that to happen dont  you🥺

Bev: girl if you don’t stop multiplying her

Jimmy: multiplying??

bev: I meant manipulating but multiplying works too ig 

jimmy: girl no tf it does not

Lounds: did they all just get arrested 

blooming: not it 

Bev: NO ALANA

abi: ALANA

-livestream has been ended by host-

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Crawford: I feel like since I bailed you two out, you owe me an explanation.

Abi:who is ‘you two’??

Blooming: Hannibal and Will

Bev: bro who even are you

Jimmy: who let you back in what the hell

Lecter: Yes, I do think I owe you that. I apologize for the inconvenience.

Graham: bruh don’t apologize wtf

Graham: I’m not sorry I did what I had to do

Graham: if you didn’t want this to happen maybe you should’ve fucking listened to me how abt that

Crawford: Listen about what?

Graham: ABOUT TOBIAS

Crawford: That’s not what I’m talking about.

Crawford I’m talking about your relationship with Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Abi: OH

Jimmy: I’m gonna sit this conversation out I’ve had enough drama for a week 😭

Bev: NO STAY

Bev has added user brian

Graham: see now

Graham: idk how to answer that

Crawford: How about….. You be honest??

Graham: boy ☠️

Lecter: My relationship with Will graham started the first month of the semester.

Brian: that was quick ☠️

Graham: HANNIBAL

Bev: YOU LYING BACKSTABBING BITCH

Bev; YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF UR DOGS

Bev: but you were WHORING AROUND

abi:….

Abi; Will

Abi: weren’t you 17

Brian: WHATTTT

jimmy: WTFFFF????

blooming: OH MY GOD???

Lounds: ??????

graham: who tf said that

Graham: those are lies fr

Graham: on god!!

Lecter: Again, Will, aren’t you atheist?

Abi: Hannibal has no guilt fr

Abi: bro has a clear conscience

Crawford: Okay. Wow.

Graham: I WAS NOT 17 JACK ABIGAILS JUST SLOW

graham: ON MY MOMMA I WASNT 17

Abi: hasnt Hannibal known u since u were in highschool 🧐

Graham: ABIGAIL STOP U CUNT

Bev: OHBMY HOD?? WILL OS THAT THE GIY U WERE TAKING ABT HAVING A CRUSH ON???

Grham: NO ABIGAILS SLOW AS HELL SHE LIES FOR FUN

Lounds: Hannibal been a little TOO silent…

Lecter: Abigail is being untruthful.

Lecter: I’ve seen Abigail sneak around with a handful of the 2nd years.

Lecter: Now that is the truth.

Crawford: Jesus Christ.

Brian: she doesn’t even go here what the hell 😭 isnt she in high school ☠️

lounds: HANNIBALS HAD ENOUGH ☠️

Brian: Hannibal rlly said not today

Bev: Hannibal prolly have steam coming out of his ears Rn

brian: LMAOAAO

Crawford: So you did sleep with him?

Graham: NO

Lecter: Yes.

Graham: HANNIBAL

abi: sorry I just had to add some spice in there I lied 

Bev: ABIGAIL DOMT EVER DO THAT AGAIN

Brian: dude that scared me so bad

Jimmy: that shit revived me for a sec

Jimmy: leaving again

Lounds: I thought I was witnessing a case in real time 😭😭

Graham: Abigail if u ever do that again I stg Im gonna fuck you up

abi has removed user Crawford

Graham: ABIGAIL

This group chat has been locked by the host. You can no longer send messages  in this room. If you think this is a mistake, please contact support.

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User Will Graham has added Freddie Lounds, Hannibal Lecter, Abigail Hobbs, Beverly Katz, Alana Bloom, and 7 others.

Will: had to make a new gc cuz the last one went to shit 

Will: I added cooler people

Beverly: we’re all the cool people you need fr

Freddie: well now we have to get new nicknames 

Will: bruh

Will: @everyone change ur user names so if our chat gets leaked it can’t be traced back to us 

Abigail: smart 

Abigail Hobbs has changed their username to SexGod69420

Will graham has changed their username Grahamcracker 

grahamcracker: no one will know fr

sexgod69420: feeling studious rn 

Hannibal L.: Do you know what ‘studious’ means, Abigail?

sexgod69420: it means I’m sneaky 

Hannibal L.: It means you like to study.

sexgod69420: no it doesn’t 

grahamcracker: dont argue with ur dad

Hannibal L.: Boy bye.

grahamcracker: HELP? LMAOOO

sexgod69420: WHAT THE HELL 😭

Beverly k.: THATS RIGHT HANNIBAL JUST HOW I TAUGHT YOU

Jimmy P.: our names were reset 😭😭😭

Jimmy P.: LMAO HANNIBAL

Freddie L: I’m reading who you added to the gc rn 

Freddie L.: Oh wow, you got Bedelia to join the gc?

Freddie L.: Margot too? will u got play

Alana B.: Omg?? Margot? Like verger?

Margot V.: Yes, I’m here.

Margot V.: Will said that he has professors added into this group chat, I need some tutoring.

grahamcracker: I said no such thing 

Margot V.: Oh, I think I might’ve misunderstood.

grahamcracker: no Margot I’m joking yes there’s profs in here

grahamcracker: we have Hannibal and bedelia and jack added in here so far 

grahamcracker: what do u need help with?

Margot V.: I’m taking a business law course and I need help studying for the midterms.

Beverly K.: Girl ask bedfellow she’s got you

Beverly K.: *BEDELIA* Sorry 😭

Margot V.: Thank you.

Margot Verger is offline .

beverly k.: she scares me 

sexgod69420: she’s so pretty I saw her yesterday 

Hannibal L: Abigail if I see you on campus again I’m reporting you.

sexgod69420: kys

sexgod69420: I think margot has a bf tho ☹️

beverly k.: omg who??

sexgod69420: this raggedy anne looking mf 

sexgod69420: hes seriously fugly

Beverly k.: LMAOOO 

Hannibal L.: Are you talking about Frederick Chilton?

sexgod69420: NO ☠️☠️

Hannibal L: Tobias Budge?

Hannibal L: Franklyn Froideveaux?

Hannibal L: Mathew Brown?

Beverly K:Hannibal just told us what he thinks abt the men on campus without even saying anything

sexgod69420: idk his name but he’s got crazy hair and glasses

Hannibal L.: Oh, that’s Mason.

Beverly k.: Abigail 

Beverly k.: girl 

Beverly k.: that’s her brother ☠️

sexgod69420: oh oops 😭

grahamcracker: i love u guys bye

 Beverly k.: NO WILL DONT DO IT

sexgod69420: WILL DONT KYS PLS

sexgod69420: WILLLL COME BACK

Hannibal L.: What’s wrong with Will?

Freddie L.: someone gotta get to his dorm 

Frederick C.: I saw the message from here what the hell

Frederick C.: Hannibal go get your plaything

Beverly k.: PLAYTHING☠️ 

sexgod69420:  @everyone WHOEVERS CLOSEST TO WILLS DORM PLS GO CHECK ON HIM

Mason V.: I can go 😸

Margot V.: No, I will go. I’m at the campus library, Will’s dorm is next door.

Beverly K: Margot 

Beverly k: Don’t walk RUN

Margot V: Running.

Hannibal L: Is Will in danger?

Jimmy P: WHATS GOING ON

sexgod69420: WILL SAID ILY AND STOPPED RESPONDING

Hannibal L: Is he having suicidal thoughts?

Frederick C: When is he not

sexgod69420: ☠️

Jack C: Why did I just see Margot run past me like her life depended on it??

Beverily K: she’s saving wills life rn 

Hannibal L: Is he in actual danger, or are you all playing some kind of joke?

Beverly K: I’m being half serious will probably wouldn’t kill himself on a school night

Margot V: Well you should fully serious because the door is locked and he isn’t opening it.

Margot V: I’ve been knocking for five minutes. 

Margot V: Should I call campus security?

Hannibal L: I’m on my way.

sexgod68420: wait omg no is Will okay like deadass

Mason V: This turned quite serious didn’t it 🙀

Beverly K has removed user Mason V.

Beverly K: I was sick of his bitchass anyways

Beverly K: Margot did u call the cops??? I saw lights from my window

Margot V: I did not.

Hannibal L: I did. I’m almost to his dorm.

Hannibal L: Margot is there any way you can find his roommate and get him to open the door?

Beverly K: His roommate is Mathew but he’s in jail for a dui rn

Beverly K: guys I’m being so fucking serious rn is Will dead 

Sexgod69420: has anyone tried to call him

Hannibal L: I’ve tried but he hasn’t answered.

Margot V: The cops are trying to unlock his door right now. Are you almost here, Hannibal? They’re asking me personal questions about Will that I don’t know the answer to.

Hannibal L: I’m around the corner.

Beverly K: update us please

sexgod69420: ^^

Margot V: They have unlocked the door.

Hannibal L: He’s okay, he got drunk and passed out after he sent the text.

Beverly K: hallelujah 

sexgod6942: Jesus Christ 

sexgod69420: hit him for me Margot 

Margot V: Will do.

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Grahamcracker: guys im having a pajama party with my male friends

Grahamcracker: im feeling the affects of masculinity

Beverly K: the fact that u called it a pajama party is taking me out

Beverly k: its giving kindergarten

Beverly K: do they know about ur attempted suicide 😭

Grahamcracker: STOP 

Hannibal L: It’s ‘effect’ not ‘affect’.

grahamcracker: huh

Hannibal L: You’re saying you ‘feel the affects of masculinity’ as if you’re acting out masculinity/ producing masculinity. That is incorrect. The correct word is ‘effect’ which means ‘as a result of’

grahamcracker: I CAN produce masculinity just watch 

Hannibal L: No, you can’t. Do you mean you can produce testosterone? Because you certainly can.

graham: I can’t produce it on my own 😞 gotta get those weekly shots 

Hannibal L: Right, Anyways.

sexgod69420: ☠️

Hannibal L: As a result of you having a get-together with your male-friends, you are feeling more comfortable with your masculinity. That is ‘effect’.

grahamcracker: wait who

Hannibal L: ?

grahamcracker: asked

beverly K: DAMN

Hannibal L: I’m disappointed.

grahamcracker: AT ME??

grahamcracker: fuck u too then

Hannibal L: Depends. Did you pay attention in your fifth grade class or did they not teach this to you?

grahamcracker: i probably wasn’t paying attention

Hannibal L: Then yes I’m disappointed in you.

Sexgod69420: why is Hannibal so sassy today what the hell 😭

Beverly K: lets ignore hannibal for now since he thinks he’s funny

Beverly K: who is the pj party with Will

Grahamcracker: matthew franklyn Mason and Frederick

Sexgod69420: don’t let Matthew molest you will you know how he is

Beverly K:ABIGAIL ☠️

Hannibal L: Wasn’t Matthew serving time for a DUI?

Beverly K: aren’t those all the men Hannibal doesn’t like 😭 was that on purpose 

Sexgod69420: knowing how Will is it prob was

sexgod69420: omg r Will and Hannibal breaking up

Grahamcracker: Hannibal ain’t gonna do shit

Hannibal L: Maybe I will this time.

Beverly K: oop 

Grahamcracker: I literally don’t have time for ur bullshit rn dr lecter 

grahamcracker: matthew is setting up a pole in the dorm and we’re trying to get franklyn to pole dance 

grahamcracker: this is 50 times better than anything I’ve ever done with you

Sexgod69420: DAMN☠️

Jimmy P: did Will rlly just call Hannibal DR LECTER 😭

Beverly K: omg is this about yesterday

Beverly K: hannibal it wasn’t wills fault

Hannibal L: I never said it was.

Beverly K: well you’re acting as if people can control when they pass out like

Beverly K: it’s a bodily function, it happened because he drank too much and he hasn’t been getting enough sleep his bid couldn’t handle it

Beverly K: he knocked himself out on accident cuz he’s dumb as hell 

Hannibal L: He knows his tolerance and the amount of alcohol he can drink before he blacks out. He shouldn’t have been drinking on campus anyways.

Sexgod69420: wills 25 let him be

sexgod69420: his maturity will catch up to him soon

Hannibal L: It’s not catching up as soon as I’d hoped.

Beverly K: okay hannibal ur done 

Beverly Katz has removed user Hannibal Lecter 

Sexgod6942: BEVELRLY NO

Beverly K: he was getting a little too brave 

Beverly K: he should’ve known what he was getting into fucking a 25 year old 

Will Graham has sent an video attachment.

Jimmy P: IS THAT FRANKLYN ☠️☠️

Grahamcracker: yeah 😭

Beverly: omg why didnt u guys secure the pole 😭 

sexgod69420: THE SOUND OF HIM HITTING THE FLOOR😭😭😭

Margot V: Oh, I’m also having a girls night. Twinsies.

Sexgod69420: Omgggg with whooo!! 

Margot V: Freddie, Chiyoh, Alana, and Molly

Beverly K: wowwww And u didnt think to invite us 😒😒😒

Margot: I was actually about to say you and Abigail are welcome to join us! We’re watching legally blonde and right after we’re going to target to uhm.

Margot V: Actually, I don’t know why we’re going to target, I just thought it’d be fun!

Sexgod69420: OMG?? RLLY?? Omw 

Beverly K: Girl I’m aboutta bring you some alcohol just wait 

Margot V: It’ll still be pretty early by the time we finish the movie so after target we can go get some food?

Sexgod69420: Margot wanna get married

Margot V: Sure

sexgod69420: bag secured

Grahamcracker: guys Matthew is offering me opiates what should I say

Beverly K: OPIATES 😭

Jimmy P: just say pills u sound like a middle schooler 😭

Grahamcracker: DID U GUYS KICK HANNIBAL 

beverly K: yeah dude he was getting annoying as hell 

grahamcracker: I said yes to the opiates guys

sexgod69420: NO WILL

Sexgod69420: I’m gonna change my user

Sexgod69420 has changed their name to abiwabi 

Abiwabi: hugs not drugs !!

Abiwabi: okay now things are getting boring this Uber is taking hella long to get here

Abiwabi has added Hannibal Lecter

Abiwabi: Hannibal Will said he wishes  he never met you

Abiwabi: r u gonna take that??

Hannibal L: Good. The feeling is mutual.

Beverly K: OH NAH

Beverly K: @Grahamcracker GET HIS ASS

Grahamcracker: Hannibal literally don’t start

Grahamcracker: and if this was my last straw

Hannibal L: Oh, Wow! You’re threatening to kill yourself because of a minor inconvenience, that’s new!

Hannibal L: You’re a child, Will. I shouldn’t have wasted my time with someone as immature as you.

Hannibal Lecter has left the group chat 

Alana B: Will didn’t even say that tho??? Abi quit starting shit 😭😭

Abiwabi: Hannibal when the college student he dates acts like a college student: 😨😱😰

Beverly K: they weren’t dating, just fuck buddies I think

Beverly K: Will knows better than to ACTUALLY date his professor 

Abiwabi: my Uber is here we’re gonna gossip with Margot and the girlies when we get there 😛

Beverly K: bet

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Grahamcracker: @abiwabi if Norman reedus tried to groom you would u let him

Abiwabi: yes.

Beverly K: ew Abigail u like Norman reedus ☠️
Beverly K: girl he’s friends with Marilyn Manson

Abiwabi: idgaf 😹

Beverly K: I thoight u said you hated Johnny depp cuz he was friends with Marilyn Manson?? 😭😭😭
Beverly K: don’t be using those cat emojis bruh they remind me of Mason

Grahamcracker: LMAOO
grahamcracker: masons weird as hell

Abiwabi: that’s different BEVERLY
Abiwabi: since u wanna judge who’s YOUR celeb crush 😒

Beverly K: Steve yeun 😛

Grahamcracker: isnt his name Steven

Beverly K: boy idk he’s fine as hell tho 😛

Grahamcracker: literally never use that emoji ever again.

Abiwabi: who’s ur celeb crush willaywoop

Grahamcracker: mads mikkelsen 😛

Beverly K: 😐

Jimmy P: ain’t that the guy that looks like Hannibal 😭

Beverly K: right like stand up WILL

Abiwabi: yeah will quit being obsessed
Abiwabi: he don’t want u anymore ☠️

Grahamcracker: kys

Jimmy P: I’d like me a piece of Andrew Garfield 🙏🏻

Grahamcracker: the guy from the walking dead ?? he probably smells

Jimmy P : no that’s Andrew Lincoln

Beverly K: dumbfuck

Jimmy P: Andrew Garfield is Spider-Man

Grahamcracker: hold on let me search him up
Grahamcracker: THE GUY FROM HACKSAW RIDGE ??
Grahamcracker: boy he’s ugly as hell

Jimmy P: LEAVE HIM ALONE

Abiwabi: hold on

AbiWabi has added user Hannibal Lecter

Abiwabi: Hannibal who’s ur celebrity crush

Hannibal L: Why?

Abiwabi: just answer bro

Hannibal L: I don’t see what this has to do with anything.

Beverly K: AUIT BEING A PARTY POOPER JUST ANSWER

Hannibal L: Well, I guess I do fancy Gillian Andersen quite a bit.

Jimmy P: THATS CRAZY
jimmy P: what abt that one guy that looks like Will
Jimmy P: Hugh dancy???

Hannibal L: He’s married, with kids.

Beverly K: And Gillian isn’t??? 😭

Abiwabi: omg what abt that one guy on campus that looks like Will
Abiwabi: aiden??

Beverly K: Girl his name is Adam
Beverly K: he’s not a celebrity 😭

Abiwabi: IK IM JUST SAYING
Abiwabi: he’s fine as HELL

Jimmy P: He looks like a middle schooler 😭

Abiwabi: he’s just got a baby face
Abiwabi: leave my bf alone

Grahamcracker: mhm

Grahamcracker has Added an unknown user.

Grahamcracker: see that Nigel they’re talking about your man

Abiwabi: OH MY GOD NO STOP I WASNT TALKING ABOUT ADAM RAKI I PROMISE

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Grahamcracker: that was the best outcome that could’ve happened
Grahamcracker: you’re lucky as hell Abigail

Abiwabi: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Beverly K: Get ur get back abigail

Hannibal L: Who is Nigel?

Jimmy P: I think he’s in the cartel
Jimmy p: or he’s a narco idk

Grahamcracker: Nigel is NOT in the cartel what the hell 😭
Grahamcracker: he’s friends with Adam I think

Beverly K: ‘friends’ is putting it lightly…
Beverly K: Brian shoved me in the hallway and I knocked over Adam and Nigel literally almost threw me out of the window

Jimmy P: OMG I REMEMBER THAT
Jimmy P: when you started apologizing before Adam even hit the ground 😭😭

Beverly K: DUDE HES SCARY AS HELL

Abiwabi: OMG REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU AND HIM GOT PARTNERED UP FOR A PROJECT AND WHEN YOU WENT TO HIS DORM NIGEL WAS FOLLOWING YOU GIYS AROUND THE WHOLE TIME

Beverly K: YEAH OMGGG
Beverly K: everytime I tried to help Adam on smth Nigel would go “why don’t you shut the fuck up and let him do it?”

grahamcracker: NO HE DID NOT 😭

Jimmy P: OMG😭

Beverly K: AND WHEN I MADE ADAM LAUGH DUDE NIGEL LOOKED AT ME LIKE 😐
Beverly K: LIKE WHAT DID I DO WRONG??

Abiwabi: he was probably jealous

Grahamcracker: yeah Hannibal I think you and Nigel would get along
Grahamcracker: over ur jealously

Hannibal L: Okay very funny, Will.

Jimmy P: OMG WAIT
Jimmy P: I complimented Adams hoodie one time cuz it was a nasa hoodie with stars and stuff and he SHOVED ME and was like “keep fucking walking😡”

Beverly k: LMAOO

Hannibal L: Why is he on campus if he’s such a danger?

Grahamcracker: I think he drops off and picks up Adam from campus
Abiwabi: also probably cuz nigels in like a gang ☠️ Grahamcracker: they eat lunch together it’s kinda cute
Grahamcracker: why didn’t you ever do anything like that with me 🙁

Abiwabi: I thoight u guys broke up
Abiwabi: that big ass fight last time 😭

Jimmy p: Abigail SHUT UP that’s their business

Grahamcracker: mind ur own business don’t ask questions abt me and Hannibal I’ll block you

Hannibal L: I thought you always took naps during your lunch?

Beverly K: that’s right get him Hannibal

Grahamcracker: I don’t take naps during lunch?

Hannibal L: Oh.
Hannibal L: Matthew told me you did.

Grahamcracker: I always ate with Matthew
Grahamcracker: why did he tell you I napped during lunch when I was literally awake and eating lunch with him

Beverly K: OOP

Abiwabi: oh nah
Abiwabi: Matthew lied to you hannibal 😭

Hannibal L: Perhaps he was worried about Will’s safety. He likely didn’t know who I was and didn’t want to give Will’s whereabouts to a stranger.
Hannibal L: Those are the kind of people you want to surround yourself with, Will.

Grahamcracker: no but he knew
Grahamcracker: He knows who you are I literally told him “if some old guy with blonde hair and a suit comes by thats a friend let him in”

Jimmy P: OMG😭

Abiwabi: is he still the kind of person you want Will to be around??? a LIAR??

Freddie L: sounds to me like matthew wants you all to himself Will

Grahamcracker: that’s
Grahamcracker: weird

Hannibal L: Well, I’ll make sure to eat lunch with from now on then.
Hannibal L: Breakfast and dinner as well, If you’d like that?

Alana B: sleeping on the highway tonight

Grahamcracker: ☠️

Jimmy P: Wait hold on FREDDIE
Jimmy P: where have you been girl

Freddie L: Jail

Hannibal L: I guess your hobby finally caught up to you.

Jimmy P: LMAOOO

Beverly K: Why were you incarcerated girl 😭

Abiwabi: 5 dollars it’s trespassing

Grahamcracker: 10 it’s assault

Freddie L: Assault and battery

grahamcracker: YES get me my money

Hannibal L: Who did you assault?

Freddie L: Bedelia

grahamcracker: HUH??

Beverly K: how did you????

Abiwabi: EXPLAIN CUZ SHES IS SO NICE LIKE ACTUALLY

Freddie L: I rewrote a paper I plagiarized and when I went to turn it in she was like “too late uwu it was due 5 seconds ago 😛”
Freddie L: and I decked her ass

Hannibal L: Remind me to never make you rewrite a paper.
Hannibal L: God forbid I ever get you in my class.

Grahamcracker: LMAOO

Freddie L: Don’t worry Hannibal I would never enroll into ur boring ass class😊

Hannibal L: Okay, my actual job is starting now. I better see you in class soon, Will.

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Grahamcracker: guys
Grahamcracker: me and Hannibal
Grahamcracker: are DONE
Grahamcracker: like he’s actually pissing me off so bad rn

Abiwabi: Will you do this every day
Abiwabi: IF U DONT WANT HIM JUST LEAVE

Jimmy P: guys Beverly fell down the stairs were at the hospital

Jimmy Pierce has sent a photo attachment

Frederick C: JESUS
Frederick C: how many flights of stairs did she fall down from 😭😭😭😭

Grahamcracker: she looks like she got in a car crash 😭😭😭

Jimmy P: just one

Frederick C: one car crash or one flight of stairs ?? ☠️

Abiwabi: I’m begging you jimmy
Abiwabi: cross her arms over her chest and take a photo
Abiwabi: PLEASE

Jimmy P: Abigail the body isn’t even cold yet
Jimmy P: she’s just sleeping 😭

Grahamcracker: Jimmy if you don’t just fucking do it PLEASE

Frederick C: Matthews saying to come back to the dorm

Grahamcracker:no tell him to suck his own dick

Frederick C replied to Grahamcracker: Why is he pissing you off?

Grahamcracker: i said that I was bored and that someone needs to shoot the campus up
Grahamcracker; and he went on this long rant abt how disrespectful I was or wtv
Grahamcracker; and then I said “maybe I’ll take matters into my own hands”
Grahamcracker: and he was like “Will are you feeling alright? Are you having thoughts of harming others?” And I said ‘yeah you, your name is going first in my hit list’ and then he left me on read
Grahamcracker: like who do you think you are leaving me on read that’s so gay

Frederick C: I’m starting to see a pattern….

Abiwabi: hold on to ur seatbelts guys omg

Grahamcracker: explain

Frederick C: You say something disrespectful, Hannibal reacts reasonably, you then get mad he’s keeping you in line, you talk shit, break up for like 2 hours, then you two are back together

Jimmy P: read him like a book

Grahamcracker: kys chilton

Abiwabi: missing Beverly rn
Abiwabi: she would’ve said the funniest shit

Jimmy P: she’s not dead 😭

Abiwabi: it feels like she is
Abiwabi has sent a photo attachment

Frederick C: What is it with you and editing sleeping people into those clouds 😭

Abiwabi: your next
Abiwabi has sent a photo attachment

Jimmy P: LMAOOO

Alana B: Has anyone seen Margot lately?
Alana B: she isn’t answering my calls or texts and she hasn’t been in class

Frederick C: I saw her with Will yesterday

Grahamcracker: her phone broke that’s why’s she’s ignoring everyone
Grahamcracker: it’s not on purpose

Alana B: why hasn’t she been in class?

Grahamcracker: idk abt any of that it’s not my business 👩🏻💼

Abiwabi: Will why do you always use female emojis
Abiwabi: do you have something  tell us

Grahamcracker: 👩🏻 This looks like you deadass
Grahamcracker: idk they’re just funny to use

Jimmy P: ohh I see
Jimmy P: so you think being a female is funny??? Wowww

Abiwabi: as Hannibal would probably say “Why do you think being a female is ‘funny’? Was it funny when your mother grew you in her womb? Was it funny when your mother raised you and lover you unconditionally?”

Frederick C: why was that accurate

Alana B: okay so my question is why are you guys saying female when you can just say girl or woman

Grahamcracker: it’s just another way to say girl?? ☠️

Alana B: you’re a man you don’t get it

Grahamcracker: you’d be surprised

Abiwabi: oh no girl he def gets it
Abiwabi: trust

Alana B: I’m glad you’re gay will cuz if you had a girlfriend and you called her female you’d get broken up with so fast

Frederick C: what’s the problem with saying female

Alana B: It’s dehumanizing to women

Frederick C: Alana do you even know what that means

Abiwabi: okay Frederick calm down

Grahamcracker; getting a little bold there chilton relax

Jimmy P; OKAY LETS RESET THIS IS GONNA START A FIGHT

Grahamcracker: okokok
Grahamcracker; so who’d you guys vote for this past election

Jimmy P: NO ONE ANSWER THAT
Jimmy P: BEVERLY JUST WOKE UP

Abiwabi: FACETIME US

Grahamcracker: we should have a fight night

Abiwabi: I kinda miss Hannibal 🤕

Grahamcracker: we’ll don’t cuz he don’t miss you

Abiwabi has added user Hannibal Lecter

Grahamcracker Has removed user Hannibal Lecter

Abiwabi has added user Hannibal Lecter

Grahamcracker has added user Hannibal Lecter

Grahamcracker: STOP ABIGAIL

Abiwabi has removed user Will Graham

Abiwabi has added user Hannibal Lecter

Abiwabi: Wills gone it’s just us Hannibal

Hannibal L: I’m not interested in getting into a relationship with you, Abigail.

Abiwabi: NO EW I DONT WANT THAT
Abiwabi: I just miss you 🥺

Hannibal L: I saw you this morning.

Abiwabi: and yet you didn’t report me🥺

Hannibal L: …
Hannibal L: Well was nice to see you were doing well.

Abiwabi: AWH HANNIBAL ILY FUCK WILL

Frederick C: did you seriously remove Will just to talk to Hannibal

Abiwabi has removed user Frederick Chilton

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Grahamcracker: guys im LIVID

Matthew: r u gonna hurt someone

Grahamcracker: yeah

grahamcracker: you

abiwabi: LMAO WILL WHAT HAPPENED

Grahamcracker: I was talking with nigel today in the elevator cuz mf owes me money and then the doors opened and hannibal was there BUT BEFORE HE WALKED IN he looked nigel UP and DOWN then gave ME a side eye before stepping in with his little messenger bag and his ugly ass busted ass bright ass little fucking tennis shoes

Grahamcracker: I swear to god those things been thru JERUSALEM jesus christ theyre so ugly

Matthew B: lmaooo

Alana B: What 😭 i thought you two would be back together by now

Abiwabi: LMAOOO LEAVE HIS SHOES

Abiwabi: What else happened

Grahamcracker: While i talked with nigel Hannibal kept shooting looks at us and making a face, then nigel noticed and started staring back and making comments about people ‘needing to mind their own fucking business’ and then hannibal was like

grahamcracker: “what the are you looking at?” and nigel said “just admiring your fuck ass kids shoes”

Alana B: omg

Matthew B: damn thats cold 🤣🤣 what did hannibal do then

Grahamcracker: He just gave nigel this smirk and then he said “Oh, are you looking to buy some for your 14 year old boyfriend?”

Matthew B: WOW

Abiwabi: OH MY GOODDD

Beverly k: WAS HE TALKING ABOUT ADAM??

Abiwabi: Now i KNOW hannibal isnt making fun of nigel for his younger bf

Matthew B: What did Nigel do then?

Grahamcracker has sent a photo attachment

Grahamcracker: that should explain

Abiwabi: NOT NIGEL GOING TO JAIL

Matthew B: how did you get nigels mugshot ? lmao

Beverly K: nigel rlly does not take shit

Grahamcracker: FR

Grahamcracker has sent a video attatchment

Freddie L: first hannibal fighting tobias now nigel

Freddie L: hannibals in for it now

Matthew B: who recorded the video

grahamcracker: chilton i think

abiwabi: WHEN NIGEL THREW HIM OUT OF THE ELAVATOR LMAOOO

Beverly K: does this mean u guys are over like for real this time

abiwabi: id bet hannibals tired of will bullshit LMAO

Hannibal L: Believe me, I am.

Freddie L: LMAO you should backread

Abiwabi: NO GET HIM OUT OF HERE

Beverly K: will ur in for it now just wait till hannibal reads what u said abt his shoes

Hannibal L: What’s wrong with my shoes?

Matthew B: everything

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Abiwabi: guys I’m bored
Abiwabi: @Hannibal

Beverly k: Abigail don’t start

Hannibal L: Yes?

Abiwabi: remember when Will added Nigel into the gc

Hannibal L: I recall that, yes. Why do you ask?

Abiwabi: aren’t you curious as to why Will had nigels number saved into his phone 🤔
Abiwabi: aren’t the least bit jealous 🤔
Abiwabi; I heard that after u and wills breakup, Will went to hook up with Nigel and Adam AT THE SAME TIME

Beverly K: abigail STOP IT

Brian Z: Abigail u need to find something better to do that to start fights 😭

Grahamcracker: Abigail stop crying wolf☠️ One day ur gonna come in here with gossip that is actually true for once and NO ONE is gonna believe you 😭😭

Abiwabi: it’s ur word against mine

Hannibal L: I am not being apart of this.

Grahamcracker: yknow what

Grahamcracker has added 2 new unknown users.

Grahamcracker has changed unknown user’s name to Adam Raki

Grahamcracker has changed unknown user’s name to Nigel

Grahamcracker: pls tell them we didn’t hook up

Nigel: WE DIDN’T.

Adam R: Why is my full name shown but not Nigel’s?

Grahamcracker: cuz no one knows nigels last name ☠️

Nigel: ITS IBANESCU.

Beverly K: Nigel are you in the cartel

Nigel: ???

Abiwabi: wait I’ve never talked to Nigel before
Abiwabi: Nigel what do u look like irl

Abiwabi: i don’t trust mugshots

Nigel: HOW DID YOU GET MY MUGSHOT?

Grahamcracker: okay what
Grahamcracker; let’s leave Nigel alone bf he curb stomps you 🙏🏻

Abiwabi replied to Brian Z: I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO START FIGHTS

Brian z: get a job???😭😭

Abiwabi: oh wait yeah
Abiwabi: Nigel hire me I’m a quick learner

Nigel: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Abiwabi: uh 18

Grahamcracker: shes 17

Nigel: THEN NO.

Abiwabi: i can move ur drugs for u pls

Nigel: I DO NOT SELL.

Grahamcracker: i literally bought from u last week

Nigel: DO NOT SPREAD LIES.

Beverly K: why are you talking in all caps ☠️

Adam R: His phone is broken. :(

Abiwabi: Adam r u autistic

Grahamcracker: ABI WHAT THE HELL

Beverly K: ABIGAIL

Brian z: you do not ask someone that 😭😭

Hannibal L: Abigail you know better manners than this.

Abiwabi: NOT IN LIKE A MEAN WAY IM GEN CURIOUS

Adam R: I am. :)

Grahamcracker: creepy ass emojis 😭
Grahamcracker: Nigel u need to talk more
Grahamcracker: people need to see how funny u are

Nigel: I CAN BARELY TYPE. MY SCREEN IS CRACKED.

Adam R: There are so many people in this message group. Are you all one big friend group??

Beverly: depends who’s online
Beverly K: u should be careful of what u say tho cuz we have some professors in here

Nigel: INCLUDING THE ONE I THREW OUT OF THE ELEVATOR?

Hannibal L: Nigel I saw you walking with Adam on campus this morning, I’ve let security know.

Nigel: FAGGOT SNITCH.

Beverly K: WHAATTTT ☠️

Abiwabi: DONT TAKE THATT HANNIBAL

Adam R: Nigel, that word is extremely offensive :( we talked about using that word around people who associate themselves with being LGBTQIA+.

Nigel: OH. IM SORRY. I DIDNT KNOW HE ACTUALLY WAS ONE.

Abiwabi: ☠️☠️

Hannibal L: This group chat is a joke.

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freddie: is Nigel still in jail

grahamcracker: I think Adam bailed him out

Beverly: with what money??

grahamcracker: probably gabi’s ☠️

grahamcracker Has sent a photo attachment 

grahamcracker: alexander hamilton in the flesh

Abiwabi: LEAVEE HIMM

beverly: one day hannibal is gonna catch you taking photos of him and he’s gonna whoop ur ass like actually

freddie: breakup hurt will so bad he stooped down to my level

Beverly: LMAOAO

grahamcracker: shut up

Mathematical: hey Will where r u 

abiwabi: WHO TF IS THAT

beverly: LMAOO it’s Matthew I changed his name 😭

Grahamcracker: I’m at the store 

grahamcracker: why do you want anything

beverage: why r u being so friendly with him what the hell

beverage: do we still collectively hate matthew???

beverage: okay who tf changed my thing

mathematical: me smd 

abiwabi: apparently mat and Will are like a thing now

abiwabi: i still don’t support but 🤷♀️

Freddie: how bad was that breakup Will JESUS 😭😭

freddie: horrible rebound

beverage: WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME

Beverage: wake up and break up

Beverage: like now

Mathematical: stay mad 😂

grahamcracker: stop using those fuck ass emojis 

mathematical: sorry 

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Abiwabi: guys are will and Matthew still a thing

beverage: it’s been like a month I think so

abiwabi: okay so why are Hannibal and Will sitting across from each other at this diner I’m at rn

mathematical replied to abiwabi: yeah no it didn’t work out Will’s fucking crazy

beverage: we know

beverage: WAIT WHAT

beverage: WILL AND HANNIBAL???

brian z: oh shit

abiwabi: I think they’re on a date or something it looks romantical 

jimmy p: oh gosh are they serious

margot v: I think I saw them too, but I thought I wasn’t seeing things right.

margot v: How long have they been there?

abiwabi: idk like an hour

jimmy p:  have u been watching the whole time…

beverage: abi stay right there I’m on my way girl

Abiwabi: honestly now that I’m actually thinking I don’t think it’s a date

abiwabi: Hannibal would never take Will to a fucking DINER for a date

Jimmy p: I think the divorce is making them argue abt who gets to keep Abigail 

abiwabi: STOP

Margot: I highly doubt they’re getting back together, Will raises Hannibal’s blood pressure .

brian z: REALL I love Will as much as the next person but he stresses me out

Margot V: Like it feels like I need to check on him to make sure he doesn’t stick a fork in an outlet.

abiwabi replied to Margot V: Will raised Hannibal’s blood pressure??? In a good way or in a bad way??

jimmy p: stop

beverage: ABIGAIK I SEE YOU LOOK TO UR LEFT

abiwabi: WILLS GONNA SEE U GO THROUH THE OTHER ENTERANCE

abiwabi: actually no I don’t think anyone’s gonna recognize you cuz ur not wearing any makeup

Beverage; I’m gonna beat ur ass

Jimmy p: DAMN 😭

Brian z: THATS CRAZYYY

Freddie L: Why is it a problem when I’m journaling and doing my JOB but it’s not when you guys are stalking ur weakly gossip???

Abiwabi; cuz it’s for a good cause

abiwabi has sent a photo attachment

 jimmy P: shit why does Will actually look good

brian Z: IS THAT ADAM RAKI??

abiwabi: NOO ITS WILL HE JUST SHAVED

Margot: I helped him that man can’t  shave to save his life.

Margot: he would’ve accidentally cut his jugular if I hadn’t helped him.

jimmy p: ☠️

beverage has sent a video attachment 

Beverage: GUYS LOOK THEYRE HOKDING HANDS

freddie L: girl are they at a Waffle House…

Freddie L: maybe Matthew was better for you… like seriously 

Mathematical: 🤩

abiwabi: guys omg they’re smiling

Brian z: are you AND Beverly sitting there watching them?? Where even are you guys

beverage: we’re sitting here in a booth and they’re across the restaurant

Freddie L: you can hardly call Waffle House a restaurant

abiwabi: have you ever been poor freddie

beverage has sent a photo attachment

beverage: why is Will such a cutie oatootie

Jimmy p: does Will not see the gc blowing up? Like how has he not seen you guys LMAO

Freddie: he only gets notified if someone @‘s him

mason v: @grahamcracker

Abiwabi: STOP IT MAGOT VERGER

Beverage: guys Will IS LOOKING AT HIS PHONE HES SEEN THE MESSAGES

freddie: hey willllll

abiwabi: HES LOOKING AROUND

beverage: HES SEEN US

Jimmy p: u guys need to run ❤️

Grahamcracker: I’m abt to beat all of ur asses

abiwabi: GUYS WILL IS COMING THIS WAY HELP

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Abiwabi: day 7 no dick starting to hallucinate

Beverage: girl

Jimmy p: you need to invest in a diary abigail
Jimmy P: you don’t always need to put your thoughts out for people to read

Abiwabi: you need to invest in a new wardrobe you dress like a homeless drag queen

Mathematical: roasted

Grahamcracker: shut the fuck up

Grahamcracker: you fucking nerd

Freddie L: I told you guys will was still mad

Grahamcracker: fuck yeah im fucking mad

Grahamcracker: u bastards cant mind ur own business

Freddie L: Oh so its okay when ur nosy but not for us???

Grahamcrackeri: mhm 🫶🏻

Margot V: I mean... You and hannibal at wafflehouse is a pretty big deal
Margot V: We’re just shocked ‘cause you two are always fighting y’know?
Margot V: It wasn’t our intention to upset you, we’re very sorry. <3

Abiwabi: I’m not

Alana B: its rlly hard not to fall inlove with you margot 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Grahamcracker: fucking faggots get a room

Jimmy P: OKAY what should I change my name to guys

.Beverage: Jimmy John

Jimmy P has changed their username to Jimmyjohn

Alana B: wait why is my name different

Freddie L: it’s a new gc cuz will had to air it out

Abiwabi: that’s the second time we’ve had to do that

Freddie L has changed their username to Paparazzi

Alana Bloom has changed their name to Blooming

Margot V has changed their username to Maggot

Grahamcracker: strangely fitting

Abiwabi: Can I use someones shower

Paparazzi: What why

Hannibal L: She was kicked from her house.

Abiwabi: HANNIBAL

Grahamcracker: Id kick you out too if you were my daughter

Maggot: You can use mine

Abiwabi: tyytyty

Maggot: If you need a place to stay I have a guest room

Beverage: Margot is a girls girl

Grahamcracker: what did you even do to get kicked out

Abiwabi: I don’t even wanna tell you

Grahamcracker: hater

Grahamcracker has changed Hannibal L’s
username to Jeffery Dahmer

Beverage: WILL

Paparazzi: jesus will

Jeffery Dahmer: That’s not funny.
Jeffery Dahmer: Change it.

Grahamcracker has changed Jeffery Dahmer’s username to ElevatorMaintenance

ElevatorMaintenance: ..
ElevatorMaintenance: goodnight ..

Beverage: OKAY DAMN

Paparazzi: made him so mad he didn’t even bother with grammar

Grahamcracker has changed ElevatorMaintenance’s username to Dr. Jekyll

Abiwabi: LOL

Maggot: You’ve read The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?

Grahamcracker: ya I read it for a class

Beverage: I didn’t even know you could read

Grahamcracker: when you’re walking home from work tonight im gonna drag you into an alleyway and stab you and mutilate your face and body so horribly people will question if it was a rabid animal attack

Jimmyjohn: HELLO??

Maggot; 😭😭

Abiwabi: security

Beverage: and that’s why ur in therapy and struggle with physical touch <3

Grahamcracker: I hope that when you’re walking home you pass out and I hope to god it’s so cold outside your body freezes onto the pavement and I hope no one finds your unconscious body until the blood in your body is completely frozen over

Abiwabi; serial killer rizz???

Jimmyjohn; im scared

FrederickC: wow!

Beverly: yeah that’s why ur dad touched u in your special place

Grahamcracker: that’s why ur dad killed himself and on his suicide note he wrote ‘beverlys fault’

Beverage: ok will

Graham: if you cant take it don’t dish it out <3

Dr. Jekyll: Wow.

Abiwabi: bevy started it so

Beverage: I just said what we all thought

Grahamcracker: yeah and ur the bitch that cant spell wednesday

Beverage: and ur the bitch who doesn’t know the difference between affect and effect

Maggot: lol

Abiwabi: Will kinda won with the murderous threat idk abt u guys

Maggot : IMO he did a little too much.
Maggot: It will never be that serious

Grahamcracker: Margot

Abiwabi has removed grahamcracker

Abiwabi: I just saved your life margot

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Beverage:  Will why do you have so many narco friends

Abiwabi: HELP WHAT

Dr. Jekyll: ???

TeddyGraham: LMAOOOO HUH

beverage: this guy came into Starbucks earlier asking for you
Beverage: talking abt how you owe him smth

TeddyGraham: who

Beverage: he said “dont worry abt it sweetheart just get him here”
Beverage: but with a smile so idk if hes ur friend or not
Beverage: hes still here btw so just don’t clock in for today

TeddyGraham: oh yeah uhm idk who that is
TeddyGraham: just tell him im at the library

Beverage: uhmm no
Beverage: he has a gun I saw it

TeddyGraham: Oh ! Okay!

Dr. Jekyll: Are you safe? Who is he?

TeddyGraham: idk I owe a lot of people money and favors
TeddyGraham: Beverly describe him

Beverage: tall, silver hair, looks russian or german imo

Teddygraham: oh yeah no
TeddyGraham: i take my statement back don’t tell him where I am

Beverage; WHO IS THIS GUY

Teddygraham: beverly listen to me
Teddygraham: there are only two possible options of who that could be
TeddyGraham: both are rlly unfortunate but I hope
to god it’s the second one

Abiwabi: who tf
Abiwabi: are u involved in drug trafficking

TeddyGraham: uhm no
Teddygraham: guys I have to go into hiding

Beverage: will tell me who this guy is or I tell him ur whereabouts

Teddygraham: it’s either this guy named duncan or this other dude

Teddygraham: his nickname is le chiffre which is a goofy fucking name but jesus christ he freaks me out

Teddygraham: duncan just looks scary hes chill if u are
Teddygraham: wait bev
TeddyGraham: did he have an eyepatch

Beverage: no but he def needs one
Beverage: he asked for a napkin cuz his eye was bleeding
Beverage: well-mannered dude his hands were soft

Teddygraham: FUCK
TeddyGraham: chat im logging off see u never im living in the sewers now

Dr. Jekyll: Do you want me to call the police?

Teddygraham: guys omg

Beverage: what do you owe him 😭

TeddyGraham: a shit ton of xanax and ghb

Dr. Jekyll: GHB?? What did you need that for?

TeddyGraham: a more unique sexual experience

Beverage: if your definition of a ‘more unique sexual experience’ is rape then im calling the cops

TeddyGraham: no I wanted to have sex while high

Beverage: why didn’t you just do weed like a normal person

Abiwabi: doing GHB by choice is crazy ☠

TeddyGraham replied to Beverage: weed is boring now I did it too often

Dr. Jekyll: How long ago was this?

Teddygraham: long before I met you dw

Dr.Jekyll: No, No, No, I think I will worry. Who did you try this with? And are you willing to try again? Though I’m not comfortable with just you being under the influence, we should both try it.

TeddyGraham: Oh?? 😈

Abiwabi: EW ANYWAYS so im assuming you didn’t pay

Abiwabi: which is why hes coming for u?

TeddyGraham:initially yeah I didn’t pay
TeddyGraham: but then he caught me like a week after and said he wasn’t gonna curb stomp so as long as I did him a favor when the time came
TeddyGraham: and the time has unfortunately come

Abiwabi : so ur saying u don’t even know what hes gonna ask of you???

Beverage: dude it could seriously be nothing

Abiwabi: hes gonna ask you to shave his pubes

TeddyGraham: it’s a dude with a bleeding eye and a platinum inhaler
TeddyGraham:its gonna be something devious I already know

Beverage: hes probably gonna ask you to give him a handjob or smth
Beverage: put those hands to use boy

Dr.Jekyll: Beverly that’s disgusting.
Dr.Jekyll: But it’s better to be safe than sorry, you should really go to the police.

TeddyGraham: NO then ill have to tell them I took drugs and then ill get in trouble

Abiwabi: jesus will

Beverage: just kill urself like

Dr: Jekyll: Well if it was so long ago then why is he just now approaching you about it? Seems to me like he’s in a tough pickle himself.  Maybe he needs the money he would get from selling those narcotics.

TeddyGraham: no he’s probably just bored and wants to pluck someone’s eyes out (mine😞)

Abiwabi: just call nigel or smth
Abiwabi: arent u two friends hes bound to have some connections

Dr.Jekyll: I hate to agree but Abigail’s right. Nigel himself could be friends with this man, no?

Beverage: arent they both russian
Beverage: they could bond over that fr

Abiwabi: they’re probably eating icecream together rn

Beverage: nigels probably pushing him down a slide  LMAO

Abiwabi: dude they def call each other late at night and kick their feet

Teddygraham: I cant even find that funny rn im scared shitless
Teddygraham: im gonna end up on watchpeopledie 😭
TeddyGraham: but yeah duncan is german I think and Nigel is romanian

Dr. Jekyll: Germany and Romania have a great history together. Germany is Romania's highest trading partner; their relations are close and friendly. There’s a good chance that they’re already acquainted with each other.

TeddyGraham: that’s literally worse

Abiwabi: oh my gawd will if only there was one way to find out if nigel knows this man

Abiwabi: like oh idk uhm
Abiwabi:his fucking phone number

TeddyGraham: I forgot okay damn
TeddyGraham: @UnknownUser
Teddygraham: pls this is important

UnknownUser:?

TeddyGraham: Do you know this guy that goes by le chiffre or whatever the fuck

UnknownUser: NOT PERSONALLY.

TeddyGraham: shit

UnknownUser: WHY?

Beverage:bros phone is still not fixed

TeddyGraham: cuz I owe him something and I’m scared
UnknownUser: DON’T BE.
UnknownUser: WHAT DO YOU OWE?

TeddyGraham: idk but I stole Xanax and ghb from him and then he found out and then said he wont beat the shit out of me if I just owe him a favor

UnknownUser: FIND OUT WHAT HE WANTS FIRST. THEN YOU CAN START WORRYING.

Dr.Jekyll: If you’d like, we can go with you to meet him.

Abiwabi : pause..

beverage: WHOS WE

Abiwabi: Will we love you but we are not going

Beverage: best of luck little bro🙏🏻

Dr. Jekyll: I meant me and Nigel. I already know you nincompoops wouldn’t have done anything useful.

Beverage: NINCOMPOOPS IM CRYIGN

Abiwabi: motherfucker

Beverage: wait but you know who would eat this shit up??

Beverage: freddie

Abiwabi: OMG UR RIGHT she could investigate to see what we’re dealing with
Abiwabi: @paparazzi
Abiwabi: we need ur sketchy services

Paparazzi: what? 😭😭😭

TeddyGraham: OKAY WAIT BEVERLY WHERE IS HE NOW

Beverage: where is who

TeddyGraham: bitch

beverage: OH
beverage: still here he’s outside taking a call

Abiwabi: he’s probably calling a hit out on Will as we speak

TeddyGraham: don’t even say that

UnknownUser:I CAN TALK TO HIM FOR YOU.
UnknownUser:I OWE YOU FOR LAST TIME.

TeddyGraham: yes plz

UnknownUser: I WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES

TeddyGraham: bet

Dr.Jekyll: Do you want to come to my office?

TeddyGraham: I’m already walking there

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Beverage: guys tell me why nigel just got here

Beverage: he just walked in

Beverage: we just made eye contact help  me

Beverage: HELP HES WALKINGTWOARDS ME

Dr. Jekyll: It’s alright, he probably just wants to order his daily milkshake.

Abiwabi:LMAO

teddygraham: no way ur still mad at nigel

Teddygraham: also the police just came into the hallway and told us to evacuate like huh

Teddygraham: i do NOT talk to strangers 🗣️🗣️

brianZ: yeah same with the cafeteria

brianZ: Im with jimmy

Mathematical: I get a vanilla bean…

Abiwabi: no one asked

Paparazzi: Guys uhm

Paparazzi: bad news

Paparazzi: im listening to a police radio rn and they said theyres a 10-89 on campus

Abiwabi: Oh!!

Abiwabi: Idk what that means but those two numbers dont sound friendly !!

JimmyP: werent u in jrotc arent you supposed to know LMAO

Teddygraham: you dont learn police codes in jrotc dumbfuck

Abiwabi: okay shut up now i was trynna get a scholarship leave me alone

Paparazzi:10-89 is a bomb threat

Teddygraham: DONALD TRUMP IF U CAN HEAR US

Teddygraham: PLEASE SAVE US DONALD TRUMP

Dr. Jekyll. ????

Teddygraham: guys god heard my prayers

Teddygraham: i can hide in the crowd of people

Teddygraham: WAIT WHERE IS BEVERLY

Teddygraham: LAST I HEARD NIGEL WAS THREATENINGLY WALKING TOWARDS HER

Teddygraham: @beverage

abiwabi: u asked god for a bomb threat???

Beverage: IM HERE

Beverage: had to evacuate but im with nigel

Beverage: hes a gentleman fr i think hes been getting therapy

Abiwabi: what even happened 😭

Beverage: when he was originally coming up to me he asked me if i was okay and if le chiffre hurt me or was rude to me

Beverage: i said no and then he went outside to talk with him,

Beverage: THEN NIGEL TRIED TO SWING AND THEY STARTED TUSSLING

Beverage: i was trying to stop them but then i ran back inside when le chiffre pulled out da 9

Beverage: then the police came and le chiffre ran off and nigel said that le chiffre attacked first, so obvi i backed him up in his story

Abiwabi: why does all the exciting stuff happen to you

Teddygraham: IUM OSRRY BEVY R U OKAY

BrianZ; are you okay bev???

Beverage: yeah the police then told us to evacuate and nigel is with me rn hes not that bad ong

Paparazzi: dude i think im tripping

Paparazzi: is anyone near the south building rn???

Paparazzi: im hearing like loud banging coming from that area

Paparazzi: im walking there with alana rn and its rlly loud

Maggot: THERES A SHOOTER

Dr. Jekyll: What?? Where?? Are you safe??

Teddygraham: MARGOT WHAT

Paparazzi: OMG

Abiwabi: WHERE MARGOT R U OKAY WYA ILL COME GET YOU

BrianZ: dude what

Maggot: IN THE EVACUATION ZONE DONT COME OVER HERE

Abiwabi: R U THERE RN??? PLS TELL ME YOUR OKAY

Paparazzi: Guys apparently theres been a gun threat the entire morning, the bomb threat was just a cover i just asked the cop

paparazzi: they didnt want to freak people out i think

abiwabi: what kind of dumbfucks

Dr,Jekyll: Please tell me every one of you are okay???

TeddyGraham: OKAY GUYS SAY ‘DONALD TRUMP IF U R ALIVE

BrianZ; me and jimmy are okay

Brianz: we are not saying donald trump

Abiwabi: DONALD TRUMP

Maggot: donald trump

Beverage: me and nigel are hiding guys why is this actually kinda scary

Mathematical: since we r gonna die today Will ive always loved you can you let me hit one last time

Teddygraham: i hope you get shot

Paparazzi: Im not saying donald trump either but i’m good, gonna be off my phone to stay safe, be careful guys

Teddygraham: guys i think we’ll be fine everyone at this school is a pussy

Dr.Jekyll: Don’t say that, just try to stay safe, please.

Abiwabi: GUYS I HEAR THE SHOTS

Beverage: BUH BUH BUH

Beverage: i have no more fear nigels a tank

Beverage:shit wont touch mee

brianZ: do we just stay where we are?? Or like do we go somewhere??

Paparazzi: Cops said to find a safe place to hide, if you can hide in ur dorm safely then you can do so, stay inside no matter what, dont go into open areas

Paparazzi: trying to send live updates on my twitter

Teddygraham: HANNIBAL WYA

Teddygraham: let me suck ur dick one more time

Dr.Jekyll: No.

Dr. Jekyll: Are you safe?

Teddygraham: im in the hallway idk where to go

Abiwabi: bro has ZERO survival instincts 💯

Dr. Jekyll: Which hallway?

Teddygraham: uh idk its near lunch room A

Teddygraham: im near that ugly rotc poster

Dr.jekyll: I’m on my way. Stay hidden.

Teddygraham: uhm no guys wait im hearing shots

Teddygraham: should i hide chat ⁉️

Maggot: Yes??

Abiwabi: YEAH

Beverage: yeah idk will maybe u should stay out in the open

Beverage: Maybe the shooter wants a hug

BrianZ: yeah will u should come up to the shooter and pull out ur ID card really fast

Teddygraham: GUYS I SEE HI

BrianZ: WHAT??

Maggot: The shooter or hannibal??

Abiwabi: OMG WILL DONT DIE PLS ACTUALLY

Dr.Jekyll: The police won’t let me inside the building, just stay hidden.

JimmyP: did we just witness will get shot in real time

Paparazzi: these officers won’t go in the building

Paparazzi: they said theyre waiting for a map of the building

Paparazzi: like go get it urself??

Beverage: GUYS IS WILL DEAD

Abiwabi: last time will died he was just drunk

BrianZ: you really think he’s drunk right now??

Abiwabi: its happy hour somewhere in the world

Maggot: have they identified the shooter yet??

Paparazzi: yeah mb 

Paparazzi: its allegedly Tobias 

Beverage: THE DUDE THAT CALLED WILL A FAG???

BrianZ: no fucking way

Abiwabi: Will’s gonna flip his shit when he sees this

Dr. Jekyll: Who’s Tobias?

Blooming: Sorry i havent been active guys but I just saw on the news that theres a shooter??

Blooming: are you guys okay??

Abiwabi: WE R FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES WILL GOT SHOT AND HANNIBAL IS GETTING DICKED DOWN BY THE SHOOTER

Teddygraham:SORRY???

BrianZ: abigail stop 😭

Beverage: HELP ME

Beverage: Responding to Dr.Jekyll: tobias is the guy that you fought in hte lunchroom

Blooming: Oh my god I remember that 😭

Dr. Jekyll: Can the jokes wait, Please??

Dr. Jekyll: Your classmates could be injured and parents are terrified not knowing if their children are alive.

Dr. Jekyll: Please have some compassion.

Teddygraham: i have cardiomegaly

Teddygraham: i think i have TOO much compassion

Beverage: whut

Dr. Jekyll: Cardiomegaly is a heart disease in which the heart abnormally thick or abnormally stretched.

Beverage: TLDR; wills heart is too big, therefore, he has too much compassion

Abiwabi: WILL I THOUGHT U DIED

Abiwabi: WHO DID U SEE

Teddygraham: fucking tobias

Teddygraham: hes the shooter btw

Abiwabi: nahhh really 😐

brianZ; yeah we been knew

Teddygraham has sent a photo attatchment

Dr.Jekyll: WILL.

Dr. Jekyll: TAKE THIS SERIOSLY.

Beverage: oop security

Abiwabi: oh honey

Blooming: Oh my god how did he not see you 😢

Teddygraham: im just that guy

Teddygraham: bitches cant catch me

Paparazzi: THE POLICE ARE GOING INTO THE BUILDING GUYS

Teddygraham: yknow how school shooters kill themselves

Teddygraham: yeah i hope he does that

Blooming: When did this even start??

Paparazzi: we’ve had a threat all morning i think ( but they were doing a shit job of letting ppl know) but they orignally they said it was a bomb

Paparazzi: so they told ppl to go to the evac zone which was outside

Paparazzi: but then tobias started actively shooting at like 10 am IN THE EVAC ZONE

Blooming: Oh my god thats so sad

Blooming: has anyone gotten injured???

Paparazzi: they havent said anything yet

Paparazzi: ill find out

Teddgraham: Yknow how i said earlier that im just that guy

Teddygraham: opps caught me with my hand in the cookie jar

Teddygraham: fun fact getting shot rlly hurts

Beverage: WHAT???

Abiwabi: DID U GET SHOT

Dr.Jekyll: Are you serious??

Maggot: oh my god will where are you??

Maggot: how serious is it??

Teddygraham: like my shoulder im scared to check

Dr: Jekyll: Tell me exactly where you are. I’ll be there ASAP. Call 911 until I get there.

Drjekyll: Put pressure, even if it hurts.

Teddygraham: it rlly hurts tho uhm

Abiwabi: where is tobias now omg

Teddygraham: idk he ran off somwhwere

BrianZ: holy shit will

brianZ: jimmy said he’ll tell mads mikkelsen you love him

Teddygraham: hannibal is here guys brb

Abiwabi has sent a photo attachment

BrianZ: dude he’s not even dead yet stop

Beverage: Abi still putting ppl in clouds 😭

Paparazzi: THEY GOT TOBIAS

Beverage: bruh about time

Abiwabi: omg wait did anyone die

Paparazzi: 1 death 5 injuries

Paprazzi: wait actually 6 cuz of will

Beverage: no wait who died?? rip ☹️

Paparazzi: Tobias

Abiwabi: oh ate

Beverage: yeah nvm he can rot

Abiwabi: I hate to say it

Abiwabi: but how r u gonna shoot up a school and ur the only casualty 😭

Blooming: stop I was gonna say that but I didn’t want to get attacked

Maggot: no cause seriously

Beverage: Nigel’s still with me what do I tell him 😭

Abiwabi: “go home”

BrianZ: so what abt the le chiffre situation???

Paparazzi:shitt your right

Abiwabi; girl who gaf at this point let will die ffs 🤦‍♀️

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teddygraham: i got diagnosed with ptsd

teddygraham: yknow how i say it will never be that serious

teddygraham: it is definitely that serious

Maggot: wait what?

Maggot: your therapist said that?

Teddygraham: yep

beverage: dawg what

beverage: nothing even happened to u fr

beverage: u just got shot thats all no need to overreact (I have nightmares every night i cant sleep without weed)

Dr. Jekyll: I want you all to know that I am completely available if you need to talk. 🫀

Abiwabi: yeah guys much love

Mathematical: i want some starbucks

Teddygraham: no you dont

Mathematical: oh okay

Teddygraha: dude this is so embarrassing the garbage people came by my house and their stupid loud truck scared the shit out of me

Abiwabi: i thought you’ve been at the dorms?

Teddygraham: no ive been staying with my mom cuz everytime i step onto campus my legs stop working

Maggot: how is your shoulder by the way?

Teddygraham: hurts dont ever let me get shot again

Brianz: theyre holding a board meeting tmr morning is anyone gonna go

Jimmyp: nah

jimmyp: what is someone shoots that up too

Paparazzi: i doubt it, but i’m going

Paparazzi: we need to make it a closed campus

Teddygraham:no why

Paparazzi: to keep us safe??

Teddygraham: but i want my links to come to ME

Dr.Jekyll: ????

Teddygraham: jokes

Teddygraham: im kidding

Teddygraham: have you heard of just kidding

 paparazzi: ok so u want to get shot again is what i’m hearing???

Teddygraham: shut up faggot kys ratio no one cares

Abiwabi: ☠️

Abiwabi: im usually on ur side but i agree with freddie

Dr.Jekyll: Name one time you’ve been on his side?

Dr.Jekyll: I don’t hear anything.

Beverage: GAGGED

Jimmyp: security

Brianz: oop

Maggot: now that i think about it, i don’t think abigali and will have ever had a moment where they agreed on something.

Beverage: no wait remember that one time they agreed on norman reedus being hot

Brianz: yeah but everyone thinks norman reedus is hot

Beverage:😬

Brian z: bev u wanna be different so bad

Mathematical: hey guys my fraternity is having a party

Mathematical: no hot girl with you = no entry

Teddygraham: no one wants to go to ur punk ass parties

Teddygraham: ur parties always end with sexual assault allegations against the frat brothers anyway

Dr.Jekyll:??

Tedygraham: lowk bored

Teddygraham has added UNKNOWN USER

UNKNOWN USER:?

UNKNOWN USER:Oh, is this the same group from last time? :O

Teddygraham: yuh

Teddygraham: where yo bf at btw i need a bodyguard

Teddygraham has changed UNKNOWN USER to RAKIROCK

Beverage: is le chiffre STILL after you??

RAKIROCK: Oh

RAKIROCK: I didn’t tell you did I… :(

RAKIROCK: We broke up..

TeddyGraham: What no

Teddygraham: nononono why

RAKIROCK: He has to go away for some time, he said it was to keep me safe.

Teddygraham: wdym what where is he going

Teddygraham: what do you mean

Teddygraham: is he coming back

Teddygraham: where is he

Teddygraham: wdym hes going away

Abiwabi: yeah ur fucked

Beverage: but ur okay tho right adam?

RAKIROCK: Yeah :) I know we’ll both be safer this way.

RAKIROCK: Did you need something from him?

Teddygraham: yes

Teddygraham:his essence

Teddygraham: without him i am nothing

Teddy-graham: WHO ELSE IS GONNA PROTECT ME Abiwabi: ASK THE ROTC KIDS U KNOW THEY STRONG ASF

Abiwabi: I be seeing them do exercise at like 5 am their cardio game strong

Beverage: omg i once saw them carry EACHOTHER for like a mile

Beverage: i trust them to serve our country

Maggot: they also be serving at uniform like jesus the women are so pretty

RAKIROCK: Wait, why do you need Nigel to protect you?

Teddygraham: idek how to tell u

Beverage: he basically owes this mafia boss money and nigel was the only one who could protect him

RAKIROCK; Oh!! If you need help I think I know someone who can help? :)

Teddygraham: PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

RAKIOCK: His name is Darko, he’s pretty cool. Do you want his #?

Abiwabi: IK DARKO

Abiwabi: some guy outside a bar was trynna climb me and darko threw him onto the other side of the street

RAKIROCK has shared a contact with the room.

TeddyGraham: wait how do I even talk to him i’m scared

Beverage: Add him in here LMAOO

RAKIROCK: Oh, Ok!

 teddygraham: WAIT NO NOT ACUTALLY S OFIP STOP

RAKIROCK has added DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH

Abiwabi: what the hell is that username 😭

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: What is the problem?

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Who are these people?

RAKIROCK: A friend of mine and Nigels needs some help. Could you take a look at his situation and see If you can help?

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Ah.

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Alright.

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: I will give you my personal number.

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Teddygraham: yo

Teddygraham: teddy graham in the house yo

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Sorry what?

Teddygraham: im the one that needs help

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Ah, You’re Adam’s unique friend

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: What’s the problem?

Teddygraham: this guy wants to kill me I think

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: I have some questions I need you to answer then

Teddygraham: okay ask

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Who is trying to kill you, What did you THINK you did to deserve it, and have you already been given a warning?

Teddygraham: oh this is serious

Teddygraham: how much do you cost im kinda poor

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Consider this a favor.

Teddygraham: Yeah no I don’t want to owe anyone anything anymore

Teddygraham: I think I’ll just let him kill me

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Right, then consider this a gift

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: I will keep my word, you wont owe a thing

Teddygraham: put it on everything and everyone you love

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: I put it on everything and everyone I love

Teddygraham: okay bet

Teddygraham: its this dude named Le Chiffre

Teddygraham: gay ass name

Teddygraham: I stole drugs and instead of making me eat the curb right then and there, he told me I owed him a favor, this was back in louisiana,and i think he tried to find me like last week but I fully ran away

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: So you don't know what he wants?

Teddygraham: If he’s come all the way from louisiana its something nefarious

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: You have a point

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: How long ago did you do this?

Teddygraham: oh jesus like 4 yrs ago

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Do you have any idea as to why he’s JUST now coming to look for you? Do you have any idea of what the favor could be?

Teddygraham: he wanted to give me a headstart

Teddygraham: no i’m joking i have no idea what he wants

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Did he say anything to you specifically? Like some kind of note or dead animal on your doorstep?

Teddygraham: He came by my work but I wasn’t there, He asked my co-worker where I was

Teddygraham: and then when she asked him why, he said something like “dont worry abt it just bring him here”

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH:I hate to be unprofessional

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: But man, you are one dumb motherfucker

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: That sounds to me like he just wanted to let you know, I mean meeting in a public place, where you’d be surrounded by YOUR friends/co-workers, he was trying to make YOU feel safe and establish some kind of trust.

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Did he show up with anyone else?

Teddygraham: Not that I know of 🙁

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: And you didn’t even show up? Are you serious?

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: You likely made things worse for yourself

Teddygraham:Okay he pulled up with a gun so thats MY BAD I WAS SCARED

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: I retract my statement he was going over there to punch your face in

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: I’ll deal with him

Teddygraham: Wait r u gonna kill him 

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Did you not want him out of the picture?

Teddygraham: no idc about him I just dont want ME to end up out of the picture

Teddygraham: can you just tell him to pretty please not kill me

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: A man like Le chiffre will not listen to a simple plea

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: What do you want me to do?

Teddygraham: So wait DO you know him??

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Oh absolutely

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Him and Nigel had a war over territory a couple of years ago

Teddygraham: and who won

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Nigel leaves the country every time Le chiffre comes to town

Teddygraham: oh yeah  im so cooked

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: There’s nothing to worry about

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: I’m still here aren’t I?

Teddygrahan: Ur so hot idek what u look like but ur so hot sweet jesus

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Oh honey, I already know that

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: But back to business,

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: On second thought I think it’d be best for you to speak to him in person

Teddygraham: NO NO hell no no nope

 Teddygraham: can you like just ask him what he wants

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: And then what? From there you decide if you want him out of here?

Teddygraham: ermm..

Teddygraham: ☹️

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: I know where he usually lurks, You’re coming with me tonight to speak with him

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: Nothing will happen to you, I promise

Teddygraham: BRO NO PLEASE

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH: You have my word, I’ll come pick you up

DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH is offline.

Teddygraham: BRO PLEASE

Teddygraham: COME BACK NO

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Teddygraham has joined the room.

Beverage: no hannibal and thats why ur daddy makes camel thongs

Dr. Jekyll: I’m sorry?

Abiwabi: WILL

Jimmyjohn: WILL IS BACK

Beverage: Oh holy shit

Beverage: how did it go with darko

Dr. Jekyll: Can we rewind???

Dr. Jekyll: What is a camel thong??

Abiwabi: Hannibal asking all the right questions

Teddygraham: Im trynna know too what the hell

Beverage: hannibal keeps playing w me

Beverage: keep it up see what happens

Beverage: but tell me what happened with darko

Teddygraham: oh yeah he said he was gonna kidnap me

Brianz; bro u are not real

Abiwabi: is that what he actually said 😭

Teddygraham: but what the hell happened bev why is hannibal pissing you off

Beverage: i was talking to brian abt how at my old HS  we had this sped girl who would act like a teacher, and how ts used to piss me off cuz girl WE’RE THE SAME AGE???/

Beverage: and then when i graduated my little sister told me that she was still lurking around the school, so i was saying like why the hell is she still there did she get held back or what

Beverage: and then hannibals gay ass comes online, talking abt some “kids in special education can come back to their highschool for up to 6 years cuz blah blah blah you have to let them get used to adult life or whatever…”

Beverage: like no one asked you seriously my brother

Dr. Jekyll: You seemed curious, I was trying to help.

Abiwabi: I mean it makes sense you cant just let a sped kid out into the world without them knowing how to act

Teddygraham: they letting u out in the world though

BrianZ; 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Beverage: LAMOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAO

JimmyJohn: 😭

Beverage: IM CRYING

Dr.Jekyll: 😬….

MasonV:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Abiwabi Has kicked MasonV

Abiwabi: okay will

Abiwabi: remember that

BrianZ; guys what the hell is a camel thong actually

Beverage; its what hannibals daddy sells

Dr.Jekyll: What about you Beverly? What does your father sell?

Beverage: He sells ur momma this dick

Dr.Jekyll: Wrong, he can’t sell anything. He’s dead.

Teddygraham: OH ☠️

Abiwabi: clocked her

Jimmyjohn: silence that hoe

Beverage has sent a photo attachment

Abiwabi: wtf..

Jimmyjohn: oh

BrianZ: oh hannibal thats messed up

Blooming: Oh gosh

Maggot: wow

Dr.Jekyll: Beverly that photo is fabricated.

Teddygraham: Im gonna fucking kill you Hannibal

Blooming: sorry guys i usually just read ur messages and leave but this is crazy

Abiwabi: hannibal you a bop

BrianZ: who even is that

Jimmyjohn: cheating on Will with a woman is insane behavior

Teddygraham: Who is that bitch Hannibal

Dr.Jekyll: I don’t know.

Teddygraham: dont piss me off hoe who tf is that

Dr.Jekyll: I don’t know because that photo is NOT REAL. It’s so obvious Beverly is upset about what I said. She often takes it there but then she can’t handle it.

Beverage: Matter of fact…

Beverage has added an UNKNOWN NUMBER into the group

UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey sweeties

Abiwabi: WHO IS THAT

UNKNOWN NUMBER: Im the bitch that took ur man

UNKNOWN NUMBER:: im a REAL WOMEN

BrianZ: bitch it’s ‘woman’ you fucking dumbass

Abiwabi: no way bro

Beverage: Defend urself now mf

Dr.Jekyll: Will, come to my office. We’ll talk without the influence of childish individuals

Abiwabi: DONT GASLIGHT WILL

Jimmyjohn: YEAH

Teddygraham: im going to pretend like this never happened ill deal with this AFTER Im no longer on a hit list

teddygraham has left the group.