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“Ed, go get me a drink.”
Roy rolled over onto his stomach and nudged his young lover in the leg with his foot. Unfortunately, this action proved to be too exhausting for him so he burrowed his face into the pillow and groaned his disapproval at having performed such an arduous task.
Yawning loudly, Ed extended his right arm to Roy and offered him an automail middle finger. After a few seconds, the strain from holding up his arm became unbearable and he let it drop down to the mattress. “Get it yourself, you lazy asshole,” he mumbled. “And get me one while you’re at it.”
“Yeah, right,” came the muffled response from the depths of the pillow.
And so the two lazy bastards remained there, neither of them up to the challenge of moving from their spot. After a few minutes, Roy came up for air and blinked at Ed, who was splayed across the bed and ever so rudely encroaching on Roy’s side as if he had the right.
While they were both hesitant to flex a muscle to sate their thirst, there was still one activity that Roy was perfectly willing to engage in:
“Wanna have sex?”
Ed smiled deviously. Without breaking a sweat, even. “Sure.”
Roy turned onto his side and reached for Ed... then flopped tiredly onto his back.
“Okay, but you have to get on top.”