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We Didn't Start the Babylonian Fire

Summary:

If the song "We Didn't Start the Fire" had existed in existed in Ancient Babylon, it may have sounded a little something like this.

Notes:

I realised that most of the names in the Babylonian King-List scan to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire, and one thing led to another.

Shoutout to Nabû-apla-iddina and Nabû-šuma-iškun of Dynasty VIII, and Enlil-nādin-apli of Dynasty IV, the only three Babylonian Kings from the Fall of Ur up until the end of the Parthian Empire I believe I didn't manage to fit in. Please don't haunt me from the afterlife.

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Iškibal, Gulkišar, Sabūm, Ammi-ditāna,

Abī-Ešuḫ, ,Sîn-Muballit, Damqi-ilišu.

Pešgaldarameš, Šušši, Kudur-Enlil, Šagarakti

Šuriaš, Abi-Rattaš, Agum-Kakrime.

 

Agum, Kara-ḫardaš, Agum, Burna-Buriaš,

Ea-gamil, Hammurabi, Kaštiliašu.

Nazi-Bugaš, Kuri-Galzu, Nazi-Maruttaš, Kadašman-Turgu

Karaindaš, Kadašman-Saḫ,

Zababa-šuma-iddina!

 

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- We did not kindle it

Išātum nebêt- The fire she has glowed

Ištu Bab’lim ibnû- since Babylon was created

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it,

Ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it

Ilū ippuḫūši- the gods kindled it.

 

Šumu-abum, Šumu-la-El, Apil-Sîn, Kadašman-Enlil

Ilum-ma-ilī, Simbar-Šipak, Šamšu-ditāna,

Akurduana, Melkamkurra,

Ḫarba-Šipak, Šamšu-iluna

Šarrum Ammi-Saduqa, Ayadaragalama

 

Gandaš, Ur-zigurumaš, Šarrum Ulam-Buriaš

Šipta’ulzi, Kara-ḫardaš, Mušezib-Marduk, Šamaš

Šuma-ukin, Kandalānu, Nabû-kudurri-uṣur,

Bêl-šimânni, Piriustanâ, Amēl-Marduk, Nabû-apla

 

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- We did not kindle it

Išātum nebêt- The fire she has glowed

Ištu Bab’lim ibnû- since Babylon was created

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it,

Ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it

Ilū ippuḫūši- the gods kindled it.

 

Nabû-mukin-zēri, Salmānu-ašarēd,

Tukultī-apil-Ešarra u Šarrum Šarru-kīn,

Marduk-apla-iddina, u Sîn-ahhe-erība,

Marduk-zâkir-šumi, Nergal-ušezib

 

Nādin-šumi, Bel Ibni, Aššur-bāni-apli,

Kambuzīa, u Barzia, u Antigunusu

Marduk-balāssu-iqbi, Aliksander, Dimitri

Sîn-ahhe-erība, Aššur-aḫa-iddina!

 

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- We did not kindle it

Išātum nebêt- The fire she has glowed

Ištu Bab’lim ibnû- since Babylon was created

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it,

Ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it

Ilū ippuḫūši- the gods kindled it .

 

Adad-šuma-iddina, Širikti-šuqamuna,

Itti-ili-nībī u Nabû-šumu-libūr,

Enlil-nādin-aḫe, Kadašman-Ḫarbe

Adad-šuma-iddina u Nabû-apla-uṣur,

 

Nabû-mukin-apli, Ninurta-kudurrῑ,

Mār-bῑti-aḫḫē-idinna, u Šamaš-mudammiq,

Šamaš-šuma-ukin, Ninurta-nādin-šumi,

Mār-bīti-apla-uṣur, Ṭeleuniq, šumu-līšir

 

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- We did not kindle it

Išātum nebêt- The fire she has glowed

Ištu Bab’lim ibnû- since Babylon was created

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it,

Ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it

Ilū ippuḫūši- the gods kindled it.

 

Ea-mukin-zēri, Kaššu-nādin-aḫi,

Eulmaš-šākin-šumi, u Eriba Marduk

Adad-šuma-uṣur, Nergal-šar-uṣur,

Meli-Šipak, Marduk-zēra-, Šamaš-eriba,

 

Bāba-aḫa-iddina, Ninurta-apla,

Nabû-naʾid, Nabû-nāṣir, Lâbâši-Marduk,

Enlil-nādin-apli, Nabû-nādin-zēri,

Marduk-apla-uṣur u Sîn-šar-iškun,

 

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- We did not kindle it

Išātum nebêt- The fire she has glowed

Ištu Bab’lim ibnû- since Babylon was created

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it,

Ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it

Ilū ippuḫūši- the gods kindled it.

 

Marduk-kabit-aḫḫēšu, Itti-Marduk-balāṭu,

Ninurta-nādin-šumi, Nabû-kudurri-uṣur,

Maraduk-nādin-aḫḫē, Maraduk-šāpik-zēri,

Adad-apla-iddina, Marduk-aḫḫē-erība,

 

Dariamuš, Aḫšiaršu, Artakšatsu, Nabû-šu-

‘Ma-ukin, Nergal-šar-uṣur, Nidin-Bêl, Kuraš,

Pilipsu, u Siluku, Šarrum Antiʾukusu,

Aršakâ, Ubulna, Aspasinē, Isbubarzâ!

 

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- We did not kindle it

Išātum nebêt- The fire she has glowed

Ištu Bab’lim ibnû- since Babylon was created

Nīnu ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it,

Ula nittapaḫšu- we did not kindle it

Ilū ippuḫūši- the gods kindled it.

 

.. .These are the only ones of which the news has come to Haaaarvard…

And there may be many others but they haven’t been discaaavered.

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