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1. Stede Fucking Bonnet and the Fucking Midlife Crisis by AureliaLily (PurpleLycan)

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Jan 2023

   Tags

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   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Israel Hands
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Pirates... Obviously
   • BAMF Stede Bonnet
   • Actual Kraken Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • AMBIGUOUS ENDING FOR NOW
   • Stede Bonnet Chose Violence (for once)
   • Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet
   • Competent Stede Bonnet
   • Hurt Stede Bonnet

   Summary

   Did you know the average temperature of the whole planet is correlated to the number of pirates in the ocean? Surely, if the temperature was hotter when fewer pirates were active in the seven seas, then an acceptable solution would be to add more pirates. Maybe that was the logic behind the Gentleman Pirate’s rise to infamy, or maybe, the more likely answer is that these facts are not actually related at all and the past paragraph has been pointless; much like Izrael Hands’ expert opinion on bedtime stories or the career of the Gentleman Pirate. Utterly. Fucking. Useless.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Teaser Trailers (English Language Media Edition)

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