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Spider-Man @realSpidey Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. He/him. 📍 Queens, New York 📅 Joined July 2016 5 Following 0 Followers |
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Tony Stark @TonyStark I am Iron Man. Billionaire, P̶l̶a̶y̶b̶o̶y̶ Boyfriend, Philanthropist. 📍 Avengers Tower 📅 Joined February 2008 1.5K Following 3.4M Followers |
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potato guns >>>>>> @mechanic just here for the tea 📍 wouldnt you like to know weather boy 📅 Joined December 2015 25 Following 458 Followers |
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no clue if anyone’s ever gonna follow this but hi! 2:47 PM · Jul 18, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone |
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Spider-Man @realSpidey · 3:01 PM Replying to @realSpidey hply sht did mr srark jsut follwo me im sh a ki n g i can die haapy nwo |
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Tony Stark Replying to @realSpidey Hi please don’t die. |
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Spider-Man @realSpidey · 3:02 PM Replying to @TonyStark DFGHJJNHGFGHH HIIII MR SGARK |
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Tony Stark Replying to @realSpidey You okay there? |
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potato guns >>>>>> @mechanic · 3:09 PM Replying to @TonyStark lmaooooo old man you broke him |
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Spider-Man @realSpidey · 2:47 PM no clue if anyone’s ever gonna follow this but hi! |
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4:14 PM · Jul 18, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone |
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potato guns >>>>>> @mechanic · 4:15 PM Replying to @realSpidey lmao yeah that’s what being followed by the old man does to people |
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Spider-Man @realSpidey · 4:16 PM Replying to @mechanic makes sense but aslo oLD MAN????? what if he sUES YOU???? |
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potato guns >>>>>> @mechanic · 4:16 PM Replying to @realSpidey you're cute darlin. the old man might be intimidating but really hes harmless. like a puppy. all bark and no bite |
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Tony Stark Replying to @mechanic I'm going to take away your lab privileges. |
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potato guns >>>>>> @mechanic · 4:19 PM Replying to @TonyStark i'd like to see you try, old man |
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Tony Stark Replying to @mechanic That does it. You're banned from visiting ever again. |
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potato guns >>>>>> @mechanic · 4:22 PM Replying to @TonyStark you'd really leave a kid standing on your doorstep, thousands of miles from home? wow old man, you really are heartless |
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Tony Stark Replying to @mechanic You're already here? Why don't you use the doorbell like normal people? |
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Spider-Man @realSpidey · 4:35 PM Replying to @mechanic and @TonyStark im??? you KNOW each other???? |
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daily spider man 🕷 @spideynews · 4:42 PM Replying to @realSpidey, @mechanic and @TonyStark this is a literal fever dream |
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my bi heart can't take this 4:17 PM · Jul 18, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone |
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potato guns >>>>>> @mechanic · 4:20 PM Replying to @realSpidey subtweeting bout me darlin? |
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Spider-Man @realSpidey · 4:21 PM Replying to @mechanic oh shit they found me |
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potato guns >>>>>> (he/him) @mechanic · 4:23 PM Replying to @realSpidey it's he/him darlin |
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Spider-Man @realSpidey · 4:24 PM Replying to @mechanic oh shit he found me |
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Spider-Man @realSpidey · 4:14 PM im??? what???? i was gone for one (1) hour guys how did this blow up so much????
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Replying to @realSpidey lmao yeah that’s what being followed by the old man does to people 4:15 PM · Jul 18, 2016 · Twitter for StarkPhone |
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Tony Stark Replying to @realSpidey and @mechanic Stop making it sound like I'm stalking you, kid. I'm not a creep. |
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potato guns >>>>>> @mechanic · 4:18 PM Replying to @TonyStark you ain't? 😳 |
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Tony Stark Replying to @mechanic For legal reasons, I have to state here that I'm, in fact, not stalking @mechanic |
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potato guns >>>>>> @mechanic · 4:21 PM Replying to @TonyStark lmao |
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Spider-Man @realSpidey · 4:22 PM Replying to @TonyStark and @mechanic lmao (pls don't sue me i don't have any money) |
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potato guns >>>>>> @mechanic · 4:22 PM Replying to @realSpidey LMAO |
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