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1. Elevator Pitch by relenafanel

   Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jan 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Jiang Yanli
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Elevators
   • meet ugly
   • Crack
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Demisexuality
   • one-sided banter
   • Mutual Attraction
   • inappropriate use of a dildo
   • in a PG way
   • somewhere in North America probably
   • Hand Kink
   • Podfic Available

   Summary

   Look, Wei Ying just wants to get to his sister's condo building early enough to beat that asshole in the white SUV to the only guest parking spot.

   Too bad it turns out the guy is super, super hot and it raises the stakes a bit.

    

   OR: the elevator au where Wei Ying keeps awkwardly talking; Lan Zhan is quietly into that; and at some point there's a dildo in a place it shouldn't be (non-sexually)

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   English

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