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Stanley? Stanley, are you dead?
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You're not moving Stanley. It's been several minutes that you stopped and I'm starting to get worried.
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Is that really a difficult choice to make?
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Are you really, really, sure you want to stay here, right here, without making even a ridiculous minuscule move?
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I'm going to take that for a yes.
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Should... Should I do something? Do you... do you want me to come here Stanley? Do you want me to shake some sense into the nonexistent brain of yours? Now let's be serious Stanley. It's not that I think that you are brainless but the idea I have of the inside of your head is... well... full of buttons.
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Yes, I know it does sound a bit cliché. Anyway, you should be grateful Stanley. And I'm sure that somewhere in your head full of buttons you can feel some gratitude. After all, I put you out of your misery right? I opened the door of that damn office, I erased everyone and I made a path to freedom just for you! Just. For. You. ...
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Alright. Alright. I get it. You leave me no other choice.
*sigh*
*sound of a chair rolling*
*sound of door slamming*
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Well. Aren't you just cute standing like this. It would be little bit cuter if you weren't just standing like a dead living man.
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See?! You make me lose my senses! Alright, I'm going to poke you now.
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Ok. Right. That wasn't effective. At all. Maybe... Maybe if I slap you it will work.
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Mhm. Yes, let's give it a shot!
*sound of a slap*
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Really? Are you really not giving any sign of life even if I slap you?
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Are you really going to make me do this?
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*frustrated groan*
You know Stanley, this solution only work in fairytales and, as far as I know, this game is certainly not a fairytale.
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But I guess you leave me no choice after all.
*sound of a kiss*
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It feels really weird to kiss a static person... Stanley? Answer me? Please?
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I'm sorry if you didn't li-... Oh!
*sound of a kiss. Again.*
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Well. I guess we can... have nice chat together. I presume you remember where is the broom closet Stanley. Yes. Let's get this bloody room useful for once. Lead the way!