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i wanna hold your hand (and colossal dick, eventually) by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
26 Aug 2024
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“Fuck you, Wade.”
“If only,” Wade said, trailing a finger over a seam on the quilt with feigned yearning, “I long for the day you allow me the pleasure of ravishing your raw skin-saber, maybe with a side of penetration–”
“The only thing I’ll be penetrating is your eye sockets with these,” Logan flashed his claws, “If you so much as speak to me while we are still in this bed tomorrow morning.”
“Joke's on you, I will gladly and enthusiastically take any form of penetration, in existing or fresh new holes, as long as it’s from you, Peanut.”
Logan’s head pounded, but he wasn’t sure if it was from Wade’s persistent blabbering, or the fact that the last of the alcohol was wearing off.
“Go the fuck to sleep.”
Logan downed the last sip of vodka and willed his body to cooperate. Withdrawal was a bitch.
(one pull-out couch, two bitches, vomiting, and the works, now with fucking in part two!)
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Bookmarked by Some_nerd_reads_stuff
31 Aug 2024
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put your money where your mouth is by signifier
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jul 2024
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The merc gasps suddenly, scrambling in his seat to sit on his knees. He reaches out with a single finger to poke and pinch at Logan’s neck. “Are you blushing?”
“It’s irritation,” Logan bites back, trying to twitch his neck out of Deadpool’s grasp.
“There’s nothing wrong with a bit of gentle canoodling, peanut. People like when the meanie goes soft.” Wade turns, and appears to address someone Logan can’t see. “I hear it’s very popular in fanfiction.”
“Who are you talking to?” Logan asks, and Deadpool whips his head back round. Gloved fingers still on Logan’s neck, Wade drags them slowly down his shoulder, down past his arm and over his hip.
“You,” he says seductively, “later, in your dreams.”
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The one where Logan and Wade go for a little drive in a Honda Odyessy, and then maybe get it on in the driver's seat.
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- Part 1 of carmine and bumblebee
Bookmarked by Some_nerd_reads_stuff
01 Aug 2024
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you're here with me (it's like a dream) by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2024
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I know what you’re probably thinking. You’re thinking that after everything I’ve been through in the last few weeks there’s no possible way it could get worse. The movie’s over, right? You probably thought Deadpool and Wolverine were living happily ever after with Blind Al, and all their problems were forever solved, and there’s no way it could get worse.
Well, spoiler alert: it got a whole lot fucking worse.
Wade and Logan dance around their feelings until they can't anymore and have to face them head-on.
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- Part 1 of the midnight hour
Bookmarked by Some_nerd_reads_stuff
30 Jul 2024
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"She's beauty, she's grace, she'll shoot you in the face," Hancock murmured, arms folded over the windowsill as he looked at the street below, at sunlight on pale skin and bullets in place of poker chips. A pair of ridiculous sunglasses looked straight up at him, and he ducked to the soft sound of his name in a familiar accent. "Shit, she saw."
Fahrenheit rolled her eyes and threw an empty Jet inhaler at him. "You disgust me."
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