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to say what’s been said
Hey, man.
Cut the shit.
W–the fuck!
Can I not say hi?
Hello, maybe?
No, I know that when you say,
“Hey, man,” with no warning
You’re either going to admit
That you did something stupid
Or you’re going to say something
Stupid.
So which one is it?
You’re a shithead–
Which one is it dude.
Okay maybe it’s
The second one.
Talking stupid one.
Okay, hit me.
Okay!
Ow! What the fuck
You prick–
Owwwwwwwww! Don’t
Fucking shove me–
You hit me first!
Can I say my thing now?
Yeah man, whatever, say it.
Promise you won’t laugh.
Are you serious?
Jesus, why can’t you just
Do what I say without
All these questions?
Uh, that’s what I do most of the time,
Actually.
Well, Actually,
It’s about that.
Oh?
Yeah.
I just wanted to say–
That you got something
Stuck up your nose?
I am going to push you
Off of a fucking cliff
And tell everyone
That it was in self defense.
Because it would be.
Because you’re annoying me.
Sorry, sorry, it was too easy.
Go on.
I wanted to say that I love you.
Oh.
Okay,
I love you too man.
You alright?
Yeah! Yeah I just thought– you know
I never really say it,
And no one ever really does
So I thought I would
Let you know.
Well, if it helps,
I’ve always known.
You sure?
Well, yeah,
To the ends of the earth,
Right?
Well, yeah.
And we go out for dinner
And you let me sleepover
And shit like that.
Oh–Kay.
You’re not following.
I pave my own way,
I’m not a follower. A
Sheeple.
Not like that.
Like, you don’t need to say it
For me to know it.
Well, I know,
But what if I just want to?
Are you sure you’re al–
Jesus, I’m not made
Of fucking glass!
I just want to say
Something nice.
Can I do that?
That one thing?
Sorry, yeah,
I just worry sometimes.
And you worry about me too
So I don’t want shit
For this.
Oh-Kay.
Okay.
We’re good?
Yeah man!
Of course.
Good, good.
…
…
Is that Jack walking down
The Prime Path?
Yeah.
Wanna throw rocks at him?
God,
You just read
My mind, my good friend.
Love you too, man.