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Imagine Waking Up In Vegas Married To Tony
For My People
“What happened last night?” you groan and slowly sit up holding your head. You have a killer headache and almost no memories of what you did.
“I think we got married” a voice says and you scream and fall of the bed. Tony sits in the bed frowning and holding up a ringed finger. You Indy salty look down to your hand to see a ring as well. A huge very expensive ring.
“Holy shit. We got married Tony!” you screech.
“Yup” Tony says and suddenly you don’t really care that much.
“Well as far on the list of people I
could have accidentally married you’re not bad at all” you offer shrugging and crawl back on the bed. “We had fun sex right.”
“You know I actually remember that and yes we did. So do you wanna stay married?” Tony asks.
“Yeah why not as long as we can both see other people but still come back to each other and have more of that fun sex” you bargain.
“I like your way of thinking wifey.”
The media had a field day when they found out you were marred and of course the mile long list of scandals after just kept getting longer.