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"Free for All!"
Choose your Character!
[ The Mario Series ]
Mario: Mr. Video Game Himself!
Luigi: The Eternal Understudy!
Peach: Heir to the Mushroom Kingdom!
Geno: The Wooden Warrior!
Rosalina & Luma: The Travelers of the Stars!
Bowser: The Demon King Koopa!
Bowser Jr.: Heir to the Koopa Throne!
Yoshi: Man's Best Omnivore!
Paper Mario: The Hero of Arts & Crafts!
Wario: The Gassy, Greedy Anti-hero!
Donkey Kong: The King o' The Jungle!
Diddy Kong: Speedy Little Peanut Popper!
Dixie Kong: The Sassy Kong!
[ The Zelda Series ]
Link: The Hero of The Wild!
Toon Link: Wait, Didn't We Already Have This One!?
Zelda: The Magic Wielding Ruler!
Sheik: Princess by Day; Warrior by Night!
Ganondorf: The Devil of Hyrule!
Linkle: Wait a Second....
[ The Pokémon Series ]
Pikachu: Shockingly Adorable!
Jigglypuff: World's Drowsiest Singer!
Mewtwo: The Weapon of Mass Destruction!
Pokémon Trainer: The Commanding Champion!
Lucario: The Master of Aura!
Greninja: The Shadowy Lily Lurker!
Scizor: The Sharp-Steeled Champion!
Inceneroar: The Inferno of The Ring!
Meowscarada: The Earth Bending Tabby!
[ The Kirby Series ]
Kirby: Maximum Pink!
Meta Knight: The Strongest Warrior in the Galaxy!
King Dedede: The King of Gourmet!
[ The Star Fox Series ]
Fox: The Heart of Corneria!
Falco: The Wild Wingman!
Wolf: Leader of The Pack!
[ The Metroid Series ]
Samus: The Saviour of the Galaxy!
Ridley: Reptilian Arch-enemy!
[ The Fire Emblem Series ]
Marth: Heir to the Throne; Hero to the Kingdom!
Navarre: The Scarlet Sword!
Robin: The Masters of The Tome!
Ike: The Warrior of Dawn!
Roy: The Binding Swordsman!
Goldie: The Champion of Thunder!
Byleth: The Demonic Ashen!
Lyn: The Skilled Tactician!
[ The Mother Series ]
Ness: The PK-Powered Batter!
Paula: The Prayer Against Evil!
Lucas: The Boy From Nowhere!
[ Miscellaneous!? ]
Captain Falcon: The Space Race Champion!
Ice Climbers: Ice Climbing Eskimos!
Little Mac: King of the Ring; Jester to the Air!
Shulk: The Future-Seeing Manado Wielder!
Rex: Weilder of the Swords!
Isaac: Hero of The Elements!
Saki: The Cyberpunk Slasher!
Pit: The Captain of Skyworld's Defense Force!
Ryohei: A Ranger of the Skies!
Inkling: The Lord of Terf Wars!
Villager: A Happy Little Camper!
Wild Card: A Superhero of Poor Tastes!
Olimar: Far-flung Space Captain!
Alph: A Spaceman in Training...
R.O.B: The Last of His Kind...
Mr. Game & Watch: The Grandfather of Gaming!
Sonic: The Fastest Thing Alive!
Shadow: The Fan-favorite Edgehog!
Bayonetta: A Very Lustful Witch...
Mega Man: Winner of The Willy Wars!
Zero: The Ultimate Weapon!
Ryu: The World Warrior!
Ken: Is Looking for a Challenge!
PAC-MAN: Gaming's First Ghostbuster!
Snake: The Mercenary Master of Disguise!
Cloud: SOLDIER Reporting for duty
Banjo & Kazooie: Ready & RARE-ing to Go!
Dante: The Devil's Advocate!
Bomberman: The Pyromaniac!
Terry: Raises his Fury!
"Now Get Out There & Show'em Who's Boss!"
Ready?
GO!